Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

Back in Wenjia Village, Wen Xu felt the changes in the village before entering the village. Even though he had been away for ten years when he first came back, he didn’t feel such a big change in the village. Now that he only left for two nights, the changes can be realized. I can really feel it.

  The first change is that the roads connecting the three bridges are paved with asphalt. However, the avenue that enters the village is not paved with asphalt, but large cement brick strips imitating stone strips. At first glance, it seems that the ground is paved with a layer of large bluestone slabs with diagonal lines, which is quite impressive.

   But if you look closely, you can see that it is a cement product. Wen Xu said it was a cement product, just a guess. Wen Xu doesn't know what it is made of. Anyway, it is not blue stone. This thing is now paving the way? That's really very particular, Shi Shangzhen doesn't have the money yet, if she has it in the future, and if Shi Shangzhen is still there, she might be able to pave such a way according to her temperament.

After passing the hill and entering the village entrance, there are several more B&Bs on the right side, and now the B&Bs have taken shape. What you see in front of you is a patchwork of new-style Jiangnan buildings that are uneven but full of rhythm. The characteristics of each small homestay are different, but there is one thing in common, that is, almost every building can see large floor-to-ceiling windows, transparent public spaces, and the sound of artificial spring water can be heard from time to time sound.

   Not to mention the entrances of each house, bamboo and wood cover the birds and flowers. If such a homestay is placed in a famous place, it will cost at least eight or nine hundred a night, which is directly comparable to a five-star hotel.

  The only flaw is that the Tiaozi road stopped only a few hundred meters from the entrance of the village. It's not that there are no pavements, but that Wen Xu came back early and it was not fully paved!

  So when the car passes by, you can hear a few thuds, the sound of the wheels falling from the stones more than ten centimeters high to the foundation.

   "Wen Xu is back? Did you bring my dog ​​back?"

Just at the entrance of the village, Wen Xu met Mr. Chi. Now the old man is holding a glass behind his back, with a bamboo hat on his head. He is dressed like an old farmer, and he is leading a few students to the village office. He just came back from the old tea garden. Seeing Wen Xu's car coming, he walked over immediately, and started asking for a dog without saying a word.

   "I brought it back, and I'm keeping it in the trunk. I'll take it home when I get home!" Wen Xu stopped the car, stuck his head out of the window and chatted with Mr. Chi.

  Da Linzi happened to be on a tree branch not far away at this time, and the little guy was making a bamboo pole with a line hanging on it, and it seemed that he was fishing in the pond.

  Hearing old man Chi talking about a puppy, he immediately caught his attention: "Grandpa Chi, what kind of dog are you talking about?"

   "The puppy that Dongliang married last time, now I want one, and Wen Nu will take it for me." Old Master Chi smiled and replied to Da Linzi.

  Da Lin listened and said: "I don't know when Uncle Zhuo's family will have a dog again, I want one too!"

   "Don't wait, there's just one left in the car, and you're lucky!" Wen Xu greeted immediately when she heard that there was one she wanted. It didn't occur to Mingzhu that no one wanted the puppy, and she was separated before entering the village.

Hearing that there was a puppy, Da Linzi immediately shook the pole in his hand, and slid down the tree with hands and feet, and said while sliding, "Grandpa, let me see the puppy, let me see the puppy! "

   There is a saying that extreme joy begets sorrow. Just when this kid was in full bloom, he only heard a piercing sound!

   The voice was quite loud, and everyone's eyes fell on this kid!

At this moment, Dalinzi had a long slit on his long brown trousers, exposing half of his dark buttocks to the air. Everyone can see clearly.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

   Seeing Da Linzi's embarrassing appearance, the adults around him immediately let out a burst of laughter.

And Da Linzi, who had slipped down the tree, blushed immediately. He was holding his trousers with one hand, and the other hand was stretched behind his buttocks, blocking his naked part, and then he went in such a weird way. Move in the direction of your home.

  While moving, he said: "Uncle Xu, don't give the puppy to others, I will go to your house to hug the dog after I go home and change my pants!"

   After saying this, he didn’t bother to cover his pants anymore, let the spring breeze blow the little sparrow in his crotch, and ran home.

   Wen Xu finished laughing and was about to start the car.

  Wen Shigui said: "Okay, just stop here, we will get off here, and put the things in the village office by the way!"

  Old Master Chi understood what was going on as soon as he heard it, and opened his mouth to ask, "The result is out?"

"Come out, one said two bottles of one million, one said two bottles of one and a half million, we don't know who is true and who is false. But I am inclined to what Professor Wang said, Professor Chen is too unreliable What the hell!" When Wen Shigui thought of Professor Chen's face, he couldn't help but spit on the ground to vent his disgust.

   Just when Wen Shigui was about to continue talking, he heard a few rattling noises from the tree. When Wen Shigui looked up, he saw a monkey jumping to his side, and then pointed to the direction on the ground where he spat just now.

   "Squeak!"

  A female monkey with a baby monkey stood in front of Wen Shigui. Both the mother monkey and the baby monkey riding on her back stretched out their arms. The gesture is obvious: bring the food!

"I…!"

  Wen Shigui knew what they wanted when he saw the mother and son and the monkeys.

   "I didn't spit on the ground!"

  Wen Shigui tried to explain to the mother and son monkeys that he only had movements on his side, but he didn't spit on the ground! It's a pity that Wen Shigui forgot to have an idiom called Talking to Niu Tanqin!

  For monkeys, they don’t care whether you vomit on the ground or not. From their point of view, as long as you do this action, you have to give them food, otherwise, you will be served by dung!

  Mr. Chi gave Wen Shigui a push: "Stop talking, give me something, or these little **** can make your family fall apart!"

  Wen Shigui also knows that a monkey can fight hard, but when facing a group of monkeys, it is better to be sensible and avoid getting yourself into trouble. Fortunately, when the old man came back, he went to the supermarket with Wen Xu and brought some local products of Mingzhu. He originally planned to give them to his grandson, but now he had to take out a few and hand them into the hands of the mother and son monkeys to get rid of the current predicament.

  Who knows that the mother and child are still separated, which means that now Wen Shigui has to pay double.

  After giving the things, he saw the two monkeys still looking at him, so he said, "Isn't it the end of the giving?"

  Master Chi reminded: "Wipe! After wiping, throw the things into the trash can over there!"

  Wen Shigui asked with a bitter face: "What did I wipe on the ground without throwing up?"

"Why don't you say that you old man has a low IQ? No, you can't pretend. Just throw the paper in the trash can. Hurry up, or the big and small monkeys will return later. I have to ask you to eat again!"

   "What's the matter!" Wen Shigui took the napkin that Wen Xu handed over, then squatted down on the ground, made a gesture of wiping phlegm, and then threw the empty paper into a trash can about ten meters away.

   Being interrupted by the monkey, Wen Shigui was not in the mood to say that Professor Chen was messed up, and he and Wen Shijie opened the trunk to get things.

At this time, Wen Xu also noticed the garbage bins not far away. There are two tubes, which are quite interesting. One is in the shape of a toad, and the other is in the shape of a pig. Not only are the shapes cute, but the colors are also very bright, so she asked with a smile : "Even this thing is ready?"

Old Master Chi said with a smile: "Yesterday, the village began to clean up. The sanitation at the gates of each house was contracted. The garbage in front of and behind the house was picked up and brought back to the entrance of the village. These garbage bins were transported last night. A total of More than thirty, early this morning, the village installed them, and after noon, the homestay also installed them. Monkey thieves like these things. Now the whole village is going around. If anyone loses a little bit, then Just let you throw it in the trash can, otherwise, you will be happy!"

  Wently said: "That's good, when the time comes, everyone has raised their awareness, so it's fine if you don't throw it away!"

"Now that's the way to go. The director of the division has even posted an announcement. Anyone who dares to beat a monkey will be fined 200 yuan. If he is punished three times and refuses to mend his ways, the land rented out by the village will be taken back directly, and he will not be able to apply for another lease within three years." Tang leased land!" After finishing speaking, old master Chi said to Wen Xu: "How about it, is it ruthless enough?"

   "It's still the same sentence, it's fine if you don't commit a crime, and it's not aimed at one person. By the way, are there any regulations for immigrants like you?" Wen Xu was just joking, and didn't think there would be such a rule.

  Who knows what old master Chi will say next, so Wen Xu doesn't know what to say.

   "For outsiders like us, do you think Director Shi Shangzhen's little head can't think of it? Similarly, he was kicked out of Wenjia Village without changing his name three times, and he was never allowed in again!"

   "It's okay, if you want to cure a problem, you have to use ruthless medicine. Many things about the Chinese are broken because of the words "harmony." Wen Xin smiled and affirmed Shi Shangzhen's approach.

  Old Master Chi smiled and nodded: "Anyway, no one in our village has not been punished by monkeys, including Shi Shangzhen himself, who honestly 'paid the fine' to these guys!"

   "No one was thrown?" Wen Xu couldn't believe it. Everyone is willing to pay the fine? That's impossible, there will always be people who feel they are the exception and can ignore the rules. People who have this kind of thinking are not only in Wenjia Village, but also in every corner of the country.

   Sure enough, Mr. Chi said: "Why not? There is more than one, but no one dares to come a second time"

   Speaking of this, the old man whispered to Wen Wen's side: "Monkey feces all over the body, the smell has been washed several times, and people can smell it every time they stand beside him!"

  Hearing what the old man said, Wen Xin couldn't help but smile. For such a person, Wen Xin has no objection to such a person, let alone throwing a whole body of monkey shit, even throwing it in the cesspit.

   While the two were talking, Wen Shigui and Wen Shijie had already taken off their belongings, closed the rear compartment door with a snap, patted the body of the car, and said, "Okay."

   "Then I'll go home first." Wen Wen greeted Mr. Chi.

   "Go back, I'll go back after I have a few more words with the students." Mr. Chi smiled at Wen Xu, and walked towards the dormitory of his students in the village office.

  Driving the car towards his home, he carefully observed the road on both sides and near the pond at the entrance of the village, and nodded in satisfaction.

  It turns out that as long as you look carefully on the road, you will find a cigarette **** from time to time, or a broken plastic bag, and occasionally you can see thick phlegm that makes people sick, not to mention broken foam floating on the edge of the pond at the entrance of the village.

  After more than two days of tossing, the whole village feels like it has gone up immediately. Although it is still the original dilapidated houses and small dirt roads, it is clean, and there is no **** along the way, which is called a clean place.

  Wen Xin said in his heart: It seems that monkey **** is much more effective than earnest persuasion!

Arriving at the door of her house, Wen Xu stopped the car, carried the puppy cage into the yard, it may be related to blood relationship, as soon as Dong Liang saw the two puppies staying in the cage, he immediately came over wagging his tail , couldn't help sniffing in the cage, and kept wagging its tail at the same time.

   And the two little guys in the cage couldn't help making baby sounds at this time, and they fluffed up to their father's face, shaking their little bodies constantly