Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

  Hu Jun drank a lot, his eyes were a little red, he looked at Yan Dong and asked: "Why are you so afraid of being sick?"

  Not only Hu Jun, but the three of them had drunk to the point, and now they were all half-drunk and half-awake, and began to hug each other about everything.

"What else, he hangs around with women all day long, and from time to time he goes to the bar to do this and that, and he can come to the toilet of the bar with his eyes, what disease can you say? Scared him into such a bear?" Zhao Defang took the wine glass around and touched Wen Xu, and took a sip of more than half.

   "It's boring for you to drink like this!" Yan Dong couldn't stand it any longer, and gestured to Wen Wen and Zhao Defang for the cup in his hand, then raised his head, and drank a glass himself: "You should drink like this!"

  When I was looking for wine to drink by myself, it proved that this product was almost the same.

  Wen Xu persuaded: "Drink less, what good is wine?"

   "I'm so happy today. To be honest, I wasn't so happy when I got the university admission letter. These days, I'm so scared to death!" Yan Dong said.

   "Did you check it yourself knowing it was wrong? Or who asked you to check it?" Zhao Defang asked.

  Hu Jun raised his hand and said: "I know, he probably has to do this check every six months, so don't check more if it's so messy!"

   Yan Dong said: "Get out! You only have nothing to do and check once every six months. It was the woman who came last time who asked me to check, and she found out that she was tricked. Wen Xu knows it!"

   "Which one?" Wen Xu was stunned for a moment, and then a flash of inspiration flashed in his head: "Oh, it's that little girl dressed like a ghost?"

Yan Dong nodded: "That's her. That time she left the hospital and called me, saying that she found out that she was infected, so I'd better go and check it too! Damn, when I heard that, what was going on in my head?" It's all gone, it's blank, I heard her say a lot, and I don't even remember what she said!"

   "What if that girl lied to you?" Hu Jun said.

Yan Dong rolled his eyes at Hu Jun: "Can that girl lie to me, but can the doctor lie to me? You guys won't understand my mood at that time. I was completely dumbfounded. I didn't know what to do. The more I think about it, the more I feel that something is wrong with my body, either one side is uncomfortable or the other side is uncomfortable. I checked the symptoms on the Internet, good guy! I immediately felt that my feelings were the same as the symptoms of that disease. After a few days, I mustered up the courage to I went to the hospital for an investigation. The doctor said that the first time it was too late, so I might not be able to find out. Then I began to wait. During the waiting process, I always felt that I had been recruited. I can’t sleep well either, and I regret it all day long. When I get angry, I want to smack my head and scold myself in the mirror. What the **** did I do with her! Just like this, I gradually lose my energy. When I think about it, I will soon I'm about to die, so I don't have the mind to do other things. When the results of the second inspection came out, I already believed in my heart that I had been recruited. I didn't dare to look at the results of the inspection. , I’ve been looking at the envelope for a day and a half, but I didn’t have the courage to open it…”

   "Look at how promising you are!" Zhao Defang said.

Yan Dong poured himself a glass indifferently, and drank it down again: "Don't talk about me now, you will understand my mood at that time when you have such an experience. To be honest, if it is positive, I am ready to put myself immediately It's over, don't think I'm joking, I've prepared the rope. At that time, I regretted it all the time, and I swore that if I escaped this time, I would change my mind and be a good man, and find a good woman, An Ansheng, to marry Child, live this life in a down-to-earth manner!"

  Hu Jun said: "I remember that you were very courageous when you were in school! Every now and then, you have a scar the size of a bowl or something on your head. You are so arrogant and confused!"

"It's not what it used to be. In the past, I didn't have farts, so I was brave. Now that I have more money in my pocket, I'm less courageous. Anyway, buddy, I will change from evil to righteousness in the future, and draw a firm line with that kind of place. , if I mess around again, I will be this." After finishing speaking, Yan Dong stretched out his hand and made a bastard, scratching the table twice.

  Yan Dong is performing **** here, the phone in Hu Jun's pocket rang, he picked it up and looked at it, then stood up and walked aside

  While waiting for Hu Jun to come back, Yan Dong said: "You should learn from me, you boy! Stay at home honestly, live a good life, don't mess with what you have, even if you want to do it, pack a regular one."

   "I haven't said a few words, you're back on the old road again," Wen Xu said.

   "I punish myself with a drink!"

   "You thought I was you, it was Liu Xianghui who called just now." Hu Jun shook the phone in his hand at Yan Dong, he couldn't hold it firmly, and almost dropped the phone.

  Hearing that it was her, everyone stopped talking. Wen Xu heard Hu Jun call his wife Liu Xianghui, and felt that this name was a bit intriguing.

  Wen Xu is not the only one who is smart, Yan Dong not only thought of this, but also got a little drunk: "What's the matter? Are you tired of checking your post?"

"What else can I do? Now I may come to check on the guard every day and every hour. Even if I am in a meeting, I have to answer the phone. If I don't answer, I keep calling until I answer. Most of my calls are for customers, and I can't hang up! Hu Jun said with a long sigh.

   "It's because you're nervous," Zhao Defang joked with a smile.

Hu Jun looked at Zhao Defang and smiled wryly: "I would rather be like before, thinking that I am worthless, and I don't want to see me all day long. At that time, I still had a little freedom. Now I only need to go out for ten minutes, and the first call will come. Try different ways to find out where I am."

  Wen Xu is not in the mood to inquire about the affairs of the couple. Anyway, neither Yan Dong, Zhao Defang, nor Sun An'an seem to have a good impression of Hu Jun's wife Liu Xianghui.

The dinner suddenly fell silent. After Hu Jun drank a few glasses of wine, he probably let go of his spirit, and began to pour bitter water on everyone: "In the past, I had no status at all in her house. No, to be honest, it’s not like a door-to-door son-in-law, and it’s almost the same as a door-to-door son-in-law. There are 28 days in a month to see their family’s face. Now I can count as a bit of income, and the company is getting better and better, but their family’s business is Gradually it’s getting worse. Now it’s the other way around, worrying about this and that all day long is almost driving me out of my mind…”

Hu Jun began to pour out bitter water, and while he was talking, he actually said what he said was full of bullshit, and then wiped his face: "It's better to be on the side of Xianwang, and Sun An'an's first love, married and working hard together, no one in our class like husbands and wives." Envy! Now there are only three people in our class who are enviable, you, you, and you!" After speaking, she tapped each of Wen Xu, Zhao Defang, and Yan Dong.

When Zhao Defang heard what Hu Jun said, his face suddenly collapsed: "That was before, since my wife became pregnant, not only my stomach grew but also my temper grew. Sometimes when I suffered, even in the middle of the night, I kicked me. Woke up, let me see my own sins. Do you see that I have complained? I didn’t tell you! To be honest, I don’t envy you at all, your wife is too powerful. I used to be the first I was envious of Yan Dong, that guy changed his girlfriend, about once a week, and they were all very beautiful. When no one was around, I was secretly thinking, what the **** am I doing getting married so early, and picking up girls with Yan Dong, night Being a bridegroom at night, sleeping with pretty girls, what a wonderful life. The second envy is warm, not to mention making money, whether it is that Xu Jingrong or Guan Siya in our class, they are all called good Beautiful, not to mention Zhuo Yiqing, the first two together can't compare to this, I just thought why the **** I only sleep with one woman in my whole life! I'm not reconciled!"

   "How many girlfriends outside may end up, you have seen it too, are you still envious?" Yan Dong pointed to himself and asked.

"King Xian, you kid is drunk, you will be heard by Sun An'an, you can't find Bei if you smoke!" Wen Xu said: "Besides, I am unlucky, if there is someone like Sun Anan , my child can play soy sauce, you can be content with you, we are just your family that is enviable, what did you say when An An married you? An An asked you what you want to live? If your kid makes something else Come on, I'll beat you!"

Zhao Defang looked up at Wen Xu, shook his head and said with a smile: "I just think about it when there is no one else, waiting for the waves of energy on my body to pass, watching An An sitting there with a big belly, in fact, there is another feeling in my heart." An indescribable sense of solidity, heavy. Everyone is a man, and I understand that sometimes I will always think of these messy things. But then again, I am a bit self-aware, knowing that I can resist temptation I'm not strong-willed, so I won't confront scripts with people alone! I'm sure I can't hold myself in bed with them!"

   "Did someone seduce you?"

  Zhao Defang said: "Really, there are some little girls who want to come and take off your pants as long as you have money, but I let you go."

   "Real man!" Hu Jun raised his finger at Zhao Defang, maybe because of the alcohol, he directly raised his middle finger.

  Zhao Defang said proudly: "It's so-so!"

   "Okay, okay, you're all done drinking, it's over!"

  Wen Xu saw that the two were chatting, Yan Dong had just finished speaking, and now he was lying on the wine table, with half of his face in the fish bowl, and fell asleep.

   "It's gone?" Zhao Defang turned around and asked.

   "It's gone, the protagonist is already sleeping like a pig, what are you doing if you don't leave!" Wen Xu said.

  As soon as Zhao Defang heard it, she stood up unsteadily and took out her wallet: "Waiter, check out!"

   "What's the bill, put it away, you!" Seeing that he was a little unsteady, Wen Xu immediately pushed him down.

   After going down here, Hu Jun stood up again, shaking his arms and said, "I'm coming! In the past, everyone invited me, but today I'm coming, who will rob me and he is in a hurry!"

On Wenxu's side, he had to press this again. Three of the four were drunk, and Wenxu was the only one who thought he was unlucky. After paying the bill, he found two male waiters to get everyone into his car. Wenxu drove here. They sent their own cars home one by one. As for their cars, wait for them to pick them up tomorrow.

   Fortunately, everyone drank heavily and got drunk quickly. It was not until ten o'clock when they left the restaurant. That's it. It was already past twelve o'clock when Wen Xu sent the last severe winter back to the residence.

  While supporting Yan Dong, Wen Nu reached out and pressed the guy's fingers against the door.

"don't want!"

   "You think I am willing! Look at the bear you drink"

   When Wen Xu pulled his hand, this guy actually pulled it backwards, refusing to stretch his hand to the fingerprint lock. Many people may have experience. It is not easy for a normal person to deal with a drunk, especially when the drunk is not honest.

   Yan Dong was entangled with Wen Xu at the door. After a while, Xu Yue next door probably couldn't stand listening anymore, pushed the door open and walked out.

   "Excuse me, this guy is drunk!"

   Just as Wen Xu finished speaking, Yan Dong, who was already sitting on the ground, saw Xu Yue, laughed a few times, and said foolishly: "Xu Yue, Xu Yue, you are so beautiful!"

   After speaking, she stretched out her hand and pointed at Xu Yue: "I"

   patted his chest: "I want to marry you as my wife!"

   After saying this, he lowered his head, and immediately started snoring, making him so warm that he wanted to stretch out his legs and kick him.

   "Okay, I'm finally being honest!" Wen Xu took his hand and pressed the fingerprint lock, and after hearing a snap, he stretched out his hand and pushed the door open.

   Turned on the light, and the whole room has returned to its previous tidy appearance.

   "Why do you drink so much?" Xu Yue stood at the door and asked Wen Xu.

   "Happy!"

   "Is there any problem with the inspection?" Xu Yue asked.

   Now Wen Xu doesn't know what to say, Yan Dong has already let go of the girl in front of her, Wen Xu can't be so stupid as to expose Yan Dong's old background.

   How else can I say that Wen Xu is a real buddy? Wen Xu thinks that the severe winter after reforming to be serious is worth Xu Yue's possession.

   "I know everything!" Xu Yue smiled at Wen Xu, turned around and walked back to her home, closing the door by the way.

  Wen Xu looked at the drunken Yan Dong and said, "It's so difficult for you, kid!"

After speaking, he pulled his arm and put it on his shoulder and shouted: "Get up!" With all his strength, Yan Dong, who was as heavy as a dead pig, was lifted from the ground again, and then thrown back into the house. Wen Nu didn't do anything like help him take off his shoes, just pulled the quilt over his body and it was over.

  Walking to the door, the phone in her pocket rang. At this point, Zhuo Yiqing was at the time of the night life.

   "Where is it? What are you going to do?"

   "It's in front of Yan Dong's house. What are you going to do? Wash the car! The three guys vomited up my car so badly that I can't even sit in it without opening the window!" Wen Wen said.

   "By the way, my mother told me to let you stay at home at night, and she will arrange a room for you!"

   "Forget it, it's so late, I'll find a hotel to sleep for the night!" Wen Xu said.

   Zhuo Yiqing replied after hearing this: "Then I'm done here and I'll go find you there!"

   "Okay, I've made a reservation and I'll call you!" Wen Xu heard the other party hang up the phone after speaking, and began to search for nearby car washes.