Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

Gently hung up the phone, Wen Xu hummed a little song and started to eat breakfast. Today's breakfast is a bit simpler, a pot of jade stubble porridge, and then a plate of sesame oil mixed with soy sauce to soak dried radishes. The most outstanding thing is naturally made last night The more than 200 cicada monkeys who came back, now some things have been deep-fried and oily, and there is a white plate, and the snow-white plate is dangling with oil. There is appetite in the eyes.

   "We ordinary people, I'm so happy today, our boss' last name..."

  Although I called my girlfriend last night and was hung up after two rings, which proved that Zhuo Yiqing was still angry, but this matter still didn't affect Wen Xu's good mood this morning.

  Boom! Boom!

  There was a rapid knock on the door.

   "Coming!"

  Wen Xu who had just picked up the bowl had no choice but to put down the bowl, and walked towards the door while humming a little song.

He opened the door and saw Shi Shangzhen standing at the door with a smile on his face. He greeted him with a warm smile and said, "Good morning, your legs are really long. I just picked up the bowl here, and you came here. Come in quickly!"

  Wen Xu, who was being happy, didn't notice that the smile on Shi Shangzhen's face was not a normal smile, it could be directly attributed to the kind of superficial smile, and there was anger in his eyes.

Apart from anything else, Shi Shang really entered the room, and Wen Xu looked at her silently, although he felt a little strange, but because of Zhuo Yiqing's incident, he always felt that all the women during this time were not too normal! So Shi Shangzhen's reaction is not a problem to Wen Xu at all.

  Watching Shi Shangzhen enter the room, Wen Xu closed the door, then made a gesture of please and said to himself, please come in, then sat back on the sofa and picked up the bowl.

  Turning the bowl and sucking stick noodle porridge in a small circle along the edge of the bowl, Wen Xu found that Shi Shangzhen was sitting opposite her, resting her chin in one hand and looking at herself with watery eyes.

   Seeing Shi Shangzhen like this, Wen Xu immediately felt a chill down his back, and shivered in his heart! Unconsciously, she turned her head and looked around to make sure that there was nothing standing behind her. After turning her head like this, Wen Xin found that no matter whether it was clean or not, there was nothing behind her except for a door in the bedroom. nor.

   "Why are you looking at me so early in the morning?"

   Holding the bowl, Wen Xu could not help moving away from Shi Shangzhen a little.

"I especially want to ask you now, is my figure good, and how is my skin?" Shi Shangzhen changed his hand and raised his chin behind his back, pretending to be cute, and stretched out his spring while asking Wen Xu. Onion-like hands rubbed back and forth on his overlapping calves.

  Early in the morning, Shi Shangzhen only wore cropped trousers on his lower body. Although it looked loose, most of his pinkish calves were exposed. There is nothing to say about this Shishang's real skin. It can be said to be as shiny as jade, which can be broken by blowing bombs. It is the kind of pink baby white, and there is no natural hair. The bottom is self-reflective, which is called a good wow!

Wen Xu didn't think about it for a while, and kept nodding and said: "Your skin is amazing, and your figure is also great. Your height is placed here. Women are taller than 1.7 meters, and they are all tall and beautiful. .To be honest, although your figure is not big enough to be on the runway, but the combination of all the conditions together, you have thrown those Victoria's Secret angels for several laps, I am not talking nonsense!..."

  Hearing what Wen Xu said, Shi Shangzhen's face suddenly turned green, but it quickly turned from cloudy to clear, and the face smiling at Wen Xu was like pink, charming and charming: "Then how did I behave last night?"

"Last night?" Wen Xu hadn't turned the corner yet, thinking she said how she was going to drink to the end, but naturally thought of the mountain sculpture-like style of the girl lying on the sofa last night, and said with a smile: " You slept like a piggy and didn't react at all!"

"Why don't you tell me about what happened last night when I'm sober now, if you don't enjoy yourself, let's revisit it this morning?" Shi Shangzhen had a smile on his face, and his heart was already full of emotions. His teeth were itching with hatred, seeing Wen Xu holding the bowl and smiling like a weasel who stole a chicken, he immediately lost his temper.

Wen Xu said: "Revisit? Forget it, you want to cheat me with a bottle of Moutai this early in the morning? I'm not going to be fooled by you! Besides, I have to make miscellaneous fish pot and drunken shrimp for you, troublesome !"

"Fake your Moutai wine? Return mixed fish pot and drunken shrimp?" Shi Shangzhen couldn't help being a little stunned when he heard this, and the hand that was stretched out to his waist suddenly stopped, thinking for a while with a serious look Warmly asked: "I'm asking you, you answer my question honestly, if you are not honest, I want you to look good!"

"Okay, if you have any questions, hurry up and ask, I have to deliver breakfast to Dongliang later." Wen Xu looked at his watch and reached out to tap it, indicating that it was getting late, and he still had something to do here to do.

   "How did I go back to the room when I was drunk yesterday?" Shi Shangzhen asked.

When I asked again at this time, Shi Shangzhen had calmed down and thought about it carefully. When I woke up in the morning, except for my head feeling a little uncomfortable, although I was only wearing a small underwear, there was nothing wrong with my body. Comfortable, I can't help but let go of my heart.

   But when he thought about being stripped of only his underwear by Wen Xu, he suddenly felt a little resentful, thinking that Wen Xu was still a big pervert.

  Wen Xu and Shi Shangzhen are not on the same channel. It's not that Wen Xu is stupid, but he didn't think of this at all. He opened his mouth and said honestly: "At that time, you were on the sofa you are sitting on now, and you slept like this!"

Speaking of which, Wen Xu also imitated Shi Shang's real appearance last night and lay down, and continued cheerfully: "I think I have to get you back to sleep in the house, if you want to sleep here, I will let you sleep on the bed , I sleep on the sofa and I suffer. I sleep on the bed by myself, and I feel sorry for you, so I have to carry you back to your room."

Seeing that Shi Shang's face was about to change, Wen Xu raised his hand and said, "Don't worry, as a person with a girlfriend, I'm just responsible for carrying you back to the house, and I'll come out after admiring your girlish decoration, Director Shi." Now, if you want to ask about the rest, you can ask Xu Jingrong, I can't answer even if you ask me."

   "So you didn't take off my clothes?" Shi Shang was really relieved.

Hearing what she said, no matter how stupid Wen Xu was, she understood why Shi Shangzhen looked abnormal from entering the door to just now, so she said: "You think I did that to you last night? I'm sorry, I have a girl How about a friend!"

  Seeing that Shi Shang really wanted to speak, Wen Xu immediately raised his hand: "I never thought you would look at me like this, okay, let's cut off our robes from today, and end our friendship! Bye bye!"

Hearing what Wen Xu said, Shi Shang really understood that he really wanted to go wrong, but when he found out that he was thinking about it, he felt awkward. In addition to being relieved, he was also mixed with a little bit of disappointment.

   "I was just joking with you, Wen Xu, how can you take it seriously?" Seeing Wen Xu's posture, Shi Shangzhen immediately began to use the kung fu that women can do, that is, he wanted to pass this matter on.

Wen Xu sat down with a bowl in his hand, continued to sip porridge and ignored Shi Shangzhen, took two sips in a row, and said, "Are you still joking with me? Now I have come to my senses, the state you were in when you entered the door, if you If you have a gun in your hand, you probably want to kill me, right?"

Hearing what Wen Xu said, Shi Shangzhen's expression changed slightly, and he couldn't help but tug at the corner of his clothes, and then said after a pause: "How can I, I can't bear to let you go, you I still have use for this local rich man, the great development of Wenjia Village cannot do without you!"

   "Come on, I understand that in your heart I'm a lower level who takes advantage of others! From now on, we're just nodding acquaintances. When you go out, turn right and it's your room, so don't let it go!"

  Wen Xu is not really angry, but since she misunderstood herself so much, she must get some benefits, even if Shi Shang really washes the dishes more and picks a few vegetables, that would be good.

  Shi Shangzhen also knew that although Wen Xu was a little upset, he hadn't lost his temper yet, so he continued to play tricks, stood up and got himself a bowl, filled a bowl of porridge, sat down, and started to eat.

   "Come on, Mr. Wen, you don't remember the villain, eat a fried disgusting bug." Shi Shangzhen smiled and endured the nausea, picked up a cicada monkey and put it in a warm bowl.

Seeing that the porridge in Wen Xu's bowl was finished, he immediately put down the bowl in his hand, stood up and reached out to pick up Wen Xu's empty bowl: "Master Wen, you sit down, let me do the small thing of filling the rice! "

   "How much, a bowl or half a bowl?"

  Suddenly, Shi Shangzhen's service awareness exploded.

   "Hmm!" Wen Xu snorted through his nostrils and said, "Have half a bowl!"

"okay!"

   After a few spoonfuls, Shi Shangzhen filled half a bowl of porridge for Wen Xu and brought it to Wen Xu with both hands: "Please use it!"

   "Don't think that you can get away with such a trivial matter! It's impossible!" Wen Xu said as she picked up the bowl.

  Shi Shangzhen said: "I know, how do you want me to compensate you? As long as I can do it, just say it!"

   "You have to say it yourself to show the sincerity of the apology. If I say it here, it will look like I'm stingy." Wen Xu really didn't think of a satisfactory move all of a sudden, so he said while sucking on the porridge.

  Shi Shang really thought about it, and stretched out five fingers: "I washed vegetables and dishes for five days?!"

   Upon hearing this, Wen Xu immediately glared at Shi Shangzhen for a long time: "Give you a look, and you can experience it for yourself!"

   "How about a week?"

   Seeing Wen Xu ignoring him, Shi Shangzhen gritted his teeth and increased his size: "Half a month!"

  Wen Xu raised a finger, clearly indicating a month.

  Shi Shangzhen quit: "Twenty days at most!"

   "Deal!" Wen Xu nodded, then stretched out his chopsticks, picked up the cicada monkey, and quickly sent it to his mouth.

"I don't eat bugs, don't worry, it's disgusting!" Shi Shangzhen took out the tissue paper on his body, wiped the chopsticks that Wen Xu caught the monkey with just now, after wiping, he stretched out to Dried radish.

   "That's good!" Wen Xu smoothly brought the plate in front of her.

   At this moment, there was another knock on the door.

  Wen Xu pouted at Shi Shangzhen, and Shi Shangzhen stood up knowingly and walked over to open the door.

   "Director Teacher, you are awake. The clothes I changed for you yesterday were thrown into the laundry basket. They are a bit dirty." Standing at the door was Xu Jingrong, who saw Shi Shangzhen open the door, so she said something to her.

   "Hey, why didn't I meet you earlier, because I have to work for twenty days?" Shi Shangzhen was a little annoyed when Xu Jingrong mentioned this to him the first time he saw him.

   "Oh!" Xu Jingrong stood at the door and oh, and was attracted by the smell of fried cicadas in the room: "Zhou cicadas monkey?"

"Awesome! Come and eat." Wen Xu immediately opened his mouth and invited Xu Jingrong to come over to share the delicious food. There are more than two hundred in total. Wen Xu can't eat it by himself. But it can also be eaten as a meal.

  Xu Jingrong entered the room and looked at such a big plate, and said: "Then I will not be polite!"

   "Hey, the waiter at the door, what are you doing in a daze with a bowl of rice?" Wen Xu summoned Shi Shangzhen.

Xu Jingrong smiled immediately and said: "No need, I've already had breakfast, I just eat two cicada monkeys and that's it. Why did you catch so many? There is a Sanmao in the town. You don't need a plate." less money".

   "I caught it myself, in my forest, I caught so many in just over an hour." Wen Xu said, "How is it? Is it delicious?"

   "Well, the taste is amazing!" After Xu Jingrong ate one, he tasted it carefully and gave Wen Xu a thumbs up.

  Looking at Xu Jingrong eating Huanshi, Shi Shangzhen felt that this food was really delicious, so he asked, "Is this worm really delicious?"

   "Have you ever eaten a cicada monkey? This is a cicada larva, the kind that cicadas call on trees. If this thing pulls back the shell, it is a cicada..." Xu Jingrong started to explain temporarily.

  Seeing Shi Shangzhen shaking his head, Xu Jingrong said again: "Try it, anyway, Wen Xu and I both ate it, and no one will make fun of you!"

  Hearing what Xu Jingrong said, Shi Shangzhen put a cicada monkey in his mouth, looked left and right, then closed his eyes and put the cicada monkey in his mouth.

   After chewing for a few times, Shi Shangzhen opened his eyes wide, and let out a joyful voice full of emotion: "En!"

  The next thing can be guessed, under the constant attack of three pairs of chopsticks, only a little scum of the cicada monkey remained on the plate, and all the others were wiped out. It was originally said that there would be a little left for Dongliang, but now there is no more.

  Especially when Shi Shangzhen finished his meal, he said, "I'll catch it with you tonight!"

  Wen Xu laughed and said, "It's not good to eat this thing every day. It's enough to eat it once in a while. It's okay to eat it every day!"