Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

After finishing her busy work, Wen Xu sent Teacher Ma away, and then walked upstairs holding Shi Shangzhen's hand, planning to rest for half an hour and an hour when the sun was shining, don't think about it, this is a normal rest without exercise kind of.

  Walking to the second floor, Wen Xu and Shi Shangzhen were stunned by the scene they saw, because the three old men were lying crookedly on the floor of the aisle, as if they were not awake in the world.

   This frightened the young couple, and they immediately let go of their hands and ran to the side of the three old people.

   "Try snorting!"

  Shi Shangzhen saw that Wen Xu didn't know what to do for a while, so he opened his mouth immediately.

Hearing what Shi Shangzhen said, Wen Xu reacted. He had never encountered such a situation before, and suddenly Wen Xu felt a little at a loss. When he heard what Shi Shangzhen said, he immediately said repeatedly: "Yes, yes! I Try snorting first, then you call 120!"

Shi Shangzhen had calmed down at this time, seeing that the faces of the three old men were all rosy, it didn't seem like there was any accident, they seemed to be asleep, so he stretched out his hand and pushed Wen Nu: "Hurry up, don't be silly! "

Wen Xu stretched out his hand and put it in front of old man Chi's nose, and just when he got close to the old man's nose, he felt a burst of hot air rushing towards his fingers, and then he let out a sigh of relief: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay Have a breath!"

   After finishing speaking, he didn't wait for Shi Shangzhen to answer, so he stretched out his hand to test the two of Shengxia, and felt that the aura was very strong, so it didn't look like there was any surprise.

   "Old man, old man!" Wen Xu's mood also calmed down at this time, after a closer look, he felt that the three old men seemed to be asleep, and they seemed to be sleeping quite sweetly, so he stretched out his hand and pushed them.

   Called Mr. Chi several times, just when Wen Xu was disappointed, Mr. Chi let out a slight hum with his snort.

   "Master!"

Hearing this sound, Wen Xu and Shi Shangzhen became more certain in their hearts. The three old men seemed to be asleep now, and there was no accident. They smelled a little alcohol on their bodies, and thought it might be drinking It was high, and the alcohol was coming up, so the three old men lay down on the aisle floor on the second floor of their house and fell asleep.

   "Master!"

   Now Wen Xu and Shi Shangzhen couldn't help but increase their strength in their hands. Under the urging of the young couple, the three old men soon opened their eyes with blurred eyes.

   "What are you doing!" Mr. Jia is still a little bit resentful now, the old man has lived such a long time, and his waking up is not inferior to that of young people.

"·#￥··!" Harada speaks Japanese and doesn't know what he said, but judging from the tone of his words, he is much better than Mr. Jia, but the annoyance of being woken up by someone who is sleeping is still listening. out of.

Mr. Chi is the best. After opening his eyes, he didn't say a word. After sitting up, he stared at Wen Xu with a pair of dull eyes. He knew that he hadn't raised his eyebrows yet. It seems to wake up, but the brain is completely blank, and it is still in a semi-sleep state.

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!

  Wen Xu stretched out his hand and snapped his fingers in front of the three old men: "Hey, hey, wake up! Wake up, everyone, why do you like the corridor on the second floor of our house so much, can't help lying here and falling asleep?"

   After a few snaps of their fingers, the spirits of the old men slowly recovered.

"Hey, why am I sleeping here?" Old Master Chi was the first to come to his senses, turned his head to look around, and then asked Wen Xu with a surprised face, not to mention that the old man's eyes seemed to be still With endless questions.

Wen Xu replied: "Look at what I'm looking at! I finished washing the dishes below and came up after cleaning up. The three of you are just lying here. It really shocked us. If the three of you were out of my house If something happened, then I didn’t have yellow mud in my crotch, or **** or shit!”

   Hearing Wen Xu's words were a bit vulgar, so Shi Shangzhen gently scratched Wen Xu with his elbow, and then whispered: "Be careful when you speak!"

   "Why am I sleeping here?" Mr. Chi asked Mr. Jia.

Mr. Jia also looks confused now, how can he answer Mr. Chi's words, thought for a moment and scratched his hair on his forehead: "I remember when we came up, we were about to enter the door over there , all of a sudden!"

  Master Chi slapped his thigh: "By the way, don't tell me I forgot, that big ferret is blocking the door!"

  Mr. Jia picked it up again: "Harada watched the ferret for a while, then squatted down, and watched for a while!"

   Having said this, the eyes of the two people lit up, and they said in unison: "Harada said to look at the ferret's eyes, and then slowly softened to the ground within a second or two!"

Grandpa Chi said at this time: "Then you went to look at the eyes of the ferret, and then you fell asleep soon after being so soft, so I went to look again, but after a few glances, I felt my head sink, and then what? I don't know anymore!"

  Professor Harada was sitting cross-legged on the floor at this time, holding his chin in a pensive manner, nodding while listening to Chi and Jia's conversation.

  Wen Xu was stupefied by these three old men, he didn't know what to do for a while, and thought: You three old men can really talk nonsense! I fell asleep after drinking some wine and laying down on the floor, and I found out the reason. It sounds like the white weasel cast some enchantment on you. We live in the real world, not in Liaozhai, and even Liaozhai is not right, usually it’s not like turning into a beauty or something! Firstly, the White Weasel is a male, and secondly, what is there to be confused about these three old men, firstly, they have no money and secondly, they are colorless, and they are so old, but there are monsters who want to collect yang and mend yin, so let yourself be like this If a strong young man doesn't want to hook up, why not hook up with three old men? The IQ of this little monster is really puzzling.

  In short, Wen Xu didn't believe even a single little toe in the old man's words, but felt that the old man was too drunk to say it, and then found such a fantastic excuse to excuse himself.

Shi Shangzhen listened carefully, because she had seen a program in which a foreign puppy could hypnotize, and even performed in China. When someone stared at its eyes for a while, most of the People will be hypnotized by it.

  Thinking of this, Shi Shangzhen opened his mouth and asked, "Are you saying that white weasels can hypnotize people?"

Hearing Shi Shangzhen say these words, Wen Xu subconsciously wanted to cover her face with her hands, and said to herself: This daughter-in-law of mine is usually shrewd, why is she a little silly at this time? Just make excuses for yourself, do you still believe it?

   "Cough! Cough!"

  Wen Xu coughed twice, reminding his daughter-in-law not to be stupid! It is believed that the white weasel cannibalizes people, but Wen Xu does not believe in the hypnosis at all. Both he and Shi Shangzhen have stared at the white weasel before, and have never seen anyone hypnotized. Why is the white weasel hypnotized? Ah, can't you just go after the old man?

   Besides, if it really has this ability, can it still be chased by Dongliang? The pillars have been brought down a long time ago!

  Shi Shangzhen didn't show warmth at all, and continued to ask the three old men: "Do you feel this way?"

"Yes! When we stared at the eyes of that ferret, we felt that its eyes were like a bottomless pool of water. After looking at it for two or three seconds, our heads began to sink. At this time, our minds went blank. Then after continuing to read for an unknown amount of time, I didn't know anything..." Old Master Chi recalled, frowning.

  The others listened very carefully, and said warmly: Pretend! Continue to pretend! I can't see that you old man is getting more and more out of control. It's fine to steal and cheat when you play chess, but now you're a big player, you're a lot older and ready to enter the online literary world?

   Just as he was thinking of this, Wen Xu saw the mouse-eyed white rat popping up from the stairs, and seeing so many people here, he stopped immediately.

  Seeing that the owner of the story had arrived, Wen Xu immediately walked over. White Weasel has been with Wen Xu for a long time, and he understands that he won't hurt himself, but subconsciously lowered his body, showing a kind of incompatibility with the intimate gesture of being hugged, and honestly being held on the waist by Wen Xu stand up.

   "Hypnosis?!"

  He said so earnestly, and murmured in his heart: A weasel doesn't fart and run away when it is in danger, but hypnotizes people with its eyes, isn't that a second-hand product!

   After Wen Xu said something, he stared at the white weasel with wide eyes.

At this time, Wen Xu also had to admit that the white weasel's eyes are very beautiful. At first glance, it looks brown with a bit of blue-green, but after a while, the color of the pupils becomes dark green, like a glass emperor. Emeralds are generally very beautiful!

   But beauty is beauty, Wen Xu stared at White Weasel with wide eyes for almost three minutes, but felt his eyes were sore, and he didn't look like he wanted to sleep at all.

   "Why can't I make it?" Wen Xu didn't believe what the three old men said, and decided that the three old men were trying to make excuses for sleeping on the floor.

  Old Master Chi saw this situation, and said to Wen Wen: "You take it here, and I will have a look at it!"

  Hearing what the old man said, she said in a warm heart: Let me see what other monsters you can do!

  Then crossed the white weasel and walked up to Mr. Chi and squatted down, then put the white weasel across the front armpit body and the old man with a raised tail, facing the old man Chi.

When Wen Xu pointed the white weasel at Mr. Chi, Wen Xu felt that the white weasel in his hand struggled for a while, then fell silent, and played Zhang Fei's game of catching mice with Mr. Chi just like that - big eyes and small eyes Eye!

After a second or two, Wen Xu smelled a faint smell. The smell is not fragrant, nor is it smelly. It smells a little pungent, but it passed after a while, and Wen Xu also I didn't care.

"Uh!"

  At this time, Mr. Chi's eyelids began to move together, not the kind of natural blinking, but the obvious sleepy eyelid fight!

  After about a dozen seconds, old man Chi closed his eyes and his body softened as if he had no bones. He just fell on the floor and fell asleep again.

  Wen Xu was dumbfounded at this moment, he could stuff an egg into his open mouth! Subconsciously turned the white weasel away, and stared at the white weasel's eyes again, this time it was the same, his eyes were sour and almost tearful, and he didn't seem to be sleepy at all.

  At this time, Mr. Jia had already reached out and patted Mr. Chi awake: "Old Chi, Old Chi! Wake up, wake up!"

  At this moment, Mr. Chi sat up again, and asked Mr. Jia with a blank expression, "What's the matter, what's the matter!"

   Rubbing his sore eyes, and then seeing Mr. Chi's demeanor, Wen Xu directly extended a thumbs up in his heart: King of Film! True film king, just look at the performance of the old man, directly surpassing those little fresh meats with no connotation, and defeating a lot of old actors! This performance directly expresses the confusion and slight annoyance of suddenly waking up from a dream, and Wen Xu couldn't help but give it a thumbs up!

  Although I think the old man's performance is similar, Wen Xu still has a head full of disbelief. He thinks that this old man's performance is a little better than the Tai Chi circle, but it's only limited to cleverness. If you want to play tricks on yourself, it's obviously impossible!