Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

When the car arrived at the entrance of the village and was about to turn on the way home, I saw Da Lei's mother, Liu Yan, following behind Da Lei with a big broom, chasing and cursing: "Little bastard, you have the guts to run away!" Never come back!"

  Da Lei threw off his two calves in front and ran quickly: "Mother, what did I do wrong again!"

As soon as this kid entered the door today, he saw his old lady staring at him, then picked up the big broom that was leaning against the door and rushed towards him. Fortunately, he was also a seasoned veteran. Immediately turned around and ran away, and secretly rejoiced in his heart that it wasn't his father who did it. After all, his mother's movements lacked such a little agility.

Liu Yan chased her son farther and farther, so she stopped, leaning on a broom, panting heavily, and pointed to her son who was standing still: "I don't want to go home forever, you little bastard!" !"

  Wen Xu was driving by slowly at this time, saw Liu Yan's appearance and asked with a smile: "What's the matter, what kind of children are you playing with in the morning?"

"Uncle is back?" Liu Yan stretched her head to look at the back of the car, and found that Shi Shang was really sitting there, so she nodded at her with a smile and then asked: "Uncle, aunt, how is the hospital examination, boy or girl? "

   "Huh, you know everything?" Wen Xu asked in surprise.

  Liu Yan said: "Don't talk about me, the whole village is afraid to know now, my little cousin was happy all the way in the morning."

  Hearing what she said, Wen Xu understood that it was her little cousin who was sending the message, so she said, "This girl has such a big mouth, I will hang her on a tree as a loudspeaker when the power goes out!"

   After speaking, he asked Liu Yan, "Why are you beating the child?"

   "Yes, uncle, I wanted to hit me as soon as I entered the house. I swear to God that I didn't make any mistakes this morning. Honestly, it was Yuanbo who did his homework at home!"

  Wen Xu glared at him when he heard the words: "It's a bit too much, I don't know what you look like! Yuanbo is playing at home and doing homework!"

   "It's just for homework!"

"You write a fart!" Liu Yan got angry again when she heard the fire, picked up the broom and threw it towards Da Leizi, and then said to Wen Xu: "Uncle, let's talk about this I'm also a little embarrassed. I always thought that the chickens and the like in the house were stolen by your white yellow wolf. Who knew that today, there was a thief in the house who took his own chickens and ducks. Go feed the wild animals!"

"Uncle's family needless to say, Grandpa Chi's family has a nest of big white cranes, and there are other families who either raise a bird or a sparrow, why can't I raise it?" Da Leizi dodged the broom and pointed at it confidently. said the mother.

   Liu Yan said: "Why don't you tell me how capable your uncle is? Your grandpa Chi is still a university professor. Don't be a university professor. I can close your eyes if you get your mother a primary school professor!"

Liu Yan was angry that the child secretly fed her own chickens to the wild beasts. She has been married to Wenjia Village for many years, so she naturally understands that wild beasts cannot be fed. Wild beasts are not stupid. One hundred out of one hundred will not be hunting anymore, just waiting for you to send something to fill their stomachs. This stuff tastes good. For Liu Yan, it is estimated that she will have more than two more sons. How can she be a housewife? Do you feel bad?

After finishing speaking, Liu Yan said to Wen Xu again: "Uncle, I'm sorry, I didn't think of this. I really wronged your white yellow wolf. Fortunately, when Da Linzi was stealing chickens at home again today, he was caught. His old man caught him right away, then hung it on a tree for a while, and finally said it. This idea is only what he can think of. After raising any flying bears, why don't you learn from those fools and prepare to raise them? Playing around with you, you little bastard!..."

  The village woman also scolded her son in many ways. After listening to a few words, Wen Xu said with a smile: "Okay, I won't delay your training your son. I'll go home first!"

"Okay, Uncle! By the way, Uncle, when did you and your aunt set up the banquet?" Liu Yan heard that the two of them even made a fuss about their child, so in her opinion, there was no need to run away. The brat's women are tied with ropes on their feet.

   "Hurry up, hurry up!" Wen Xu dealt with it vaguely, and drove back home.

  Of course, congratulations from everyone along the way.

  Arrived at home, Wen Xu helped Shi Shangzhen into the sofa in the room, took off his shoes and laid it on the sofa, then turned on the TV, and prepared some fruits.

  While busy with work, Yan Dong came down from upstairs.

   "Hey, I'm so busy!" Seeing Wen Xu's appearance as a grandson again, Yan Dong really wanted to be sarcastic, but it was really hard to say it in front of the teacher.

   "Just woke up?" Wen Xu glanced at Yan Dong.

   Yan Dong nodded: "Yeah!"

   "It's just right, push the rice in the yard to the wheat field to dry with me later!" Wen Xu said.

  When Yan Dong heard about the work, he was a little unhappy, and quickly said: "No, I still have a lot of things to do today!"

"What's your business?"

   Yan Dong was asked this question by Wen Xu, and just after returning from sleep, he felt a bit out of his mind after waking up, but he didn't think of a suitable reason for a while, so he kept saying, "Mmm...um!"

   "Hmmm, don't make excuses for me, now let me go to the second and third houses at the entrance of the village, and borrow a cart from Shigui's second brother's house!" Wen Xu said.

   Yan Dong asked curiously: "What are you borrowing that thing for?"

   "Food transport, why don't you carry these bags of rice to the wheat field?" Wen Xu said.

   "Okay!" Feeling that he couldn't escape, Yan Dong simply and honestly agreed, and went out to borrow a car.

  Watching Yan Dong go out, Shi Shangzhen asked, "How about I help too?"

Wen Xu immediately waved his hand and said: "Don't think about it, since we decided to take a risk, then you have to take care of it honestly, I am the one who does all the hard work, your task now is to keep your body and mind happy, and then maintain the right amount It’s enough to exercise, and when I say exercise, I mean walking around the yard twice…”

The rambling Wen Xu talked about a lot of precautions, and after summarizing, he had one meaning: from now on, your teacher, Shangzhen, will be the Queen Mother and Lafayette in this small courtyard of the Wen family, if you have to do things like going to the toilet by yourself Well, Wen Xu might have to take care of this together. In the end, Wen Xu will take care of all the big and small jobs, and do everything.

   "I can't!" Shi Shangzhen really has a feeling that he is happy now, or detained. He was running and jumping yesterday, but today he immediately rose to the state where he can't do any work and can only maintain his body and mind.

   "What you say doesn't count!" Wen Xu stretched out his finger and waved in front of Shi Shangzhen.

   "Well, this matter is up to you!" Shi Shangzhen couldn't speak warmly, and she was afraid of hurting the child in her stomach, so she nodded and agreed.

Just like that, Shi Shangzhen was lying on the sofa, eating fruit and watching TV in the room. Wen Wen and Yan Dong changed into old clothes, and then transported bags of food onto the trailer, and used the severe winter The car pulled the trailer to the wheat field.

When Wen Xu arrived at the wheat field, he found that the rice in Wen Shizeng's house had been spread out. It seemed that his work had already been done, and now there was no one left. Move to catch the bird flag.

Some people may have seen the so-called sparrow flag, and some people may not have even heard of it. In fact, this thing is the simplest. It is a long pole with a long cloth strip or simply a plastic cloth. What about the long pole? Insert it on a cross-shaped fixed seat. If there is a slight breeze, the cloth tied on the top of the long pole will be placed, which can scare away the birds that eat rice! That's probably what it means.

   Does it work?

   For now, these things are useless. It used to be useful to catch some sparrows. What kind of birds are gathering around Wenjia Village now? One is more powerful than a thief, and what's even more hateful is that these things are not too scary. Like these sparrow flags, they can be controlled for ten minutes at most, and after ten minutes, they won't have much effect.

  So when Wen Xu arrived at the wheat drying field, a group of birds were enjoying the fruits of Wen Shi’s increased labor on the wheat field.

   But at this time, Wen Xu's mind was not on this point at all, but asked Yan Dong a question: "I said that among the three of us, you are the only kid who has a way of dealing with women. Now I have a problem and I want to ask you for advice!"

At this time, Yan Dong was thinking about changing the wheat field. The last time I came, the wheat field was still made of wheat straw and soil, but now it has been replaced with cement, and the pieces are very regular. Naturally, it is not as good as before. Know where the good is. At least one benefit is that it is no longer muddy when it rains.

   "What's the matter?" Yan Dong asked casually.

   "Help me think of a way to propose marriage that Shi Shang really can't think of!" Wen Xu said.

Upon hearing this, Yan Dong immediately boasted, and sat down on the rice pocket with the appearance of a big horse and a golden sword: "Then you are asking the right person! At this time, marriage proposal is simple and complicated. It's complicated, if you want Shishang to see you and hug your leg and want to get married, it's definitely not going to work based on your experience and brain...".

"Okay, stop talking nonsense, I didn't ask you to make a report, what are you doing with so much nonsense, talk about something practical!" Wen Xin wanted to kick this guy to death, but he didn't say anything yet. .

   Yan Dong's next few suggestions were met with warm contempt.

   "What are you going to do? It's all on TV. If you know all about it, would Shi Shang really know?" Wen Xu said.

"You don't care if she knows it or not, as long as the method works!" To be honest, Yan Dong used this kind of marriage proposal, and almost never used tricks such as moving. Usually, when a luxury car appears, the women he targets immediately lose their legs. The trouser belt is also loose, so there is no need to use tricks such as lighting candles downstairs, and Yan Dong himself believes that those who have nothing to do all day long and think about romance with each other are those who do not have very rich pockets. His moves are simple and practical, just use money to smash and lie down, as for those who can't lie down, he doesn't care, there are too many girls, what does it matter to him as a player to lose one or two!

   "There is no creativity at all!" Wen Xu was extremely disappointed with Yan Dong, originally thought that his buddy was a lover, but who knew it was a bird saint! It's so loud, it's really not capable!

   From Wen Xu's point of view, his ideas are either insulting himself or Shi Shangzhen.

"What kind of creativity can there be in this matter, you really think too much! If you want to be creative, I also have it. Display all your current property, and put it directly in front of Shi Shangzhen. If you agree, give it to her! Let me figure it out, no matter what you do now, you have to save more than 7 million yuan, plus Xudong's stocks, the real estate and cars here, and everything together, you can estimate it at 100 to 200 million. , just use it to propose! This way you don’t keep a penny and give it all to the other party’s proposal, so that you can prove your true feelings for Shi Shang!”

   Originally, Yan Dong just opened his mouth to talk nonsense, he felt that Wen Xu was not so stupid, this is his fortune! It is not one or two million, nor is it ten or twenty million. If these things are estimated in five years, it is estimated that they will be at least several times higher than they are now. A man with a normal mind probably wouldn't be able to do this.

   What Yan Ran didn't expect was that Wen Xu actually thought about it seriously.

   Now Yan Dong feels that he has shot himself in the foot, and it is conceivable that if Xu Dong falls into the hands of Shi Shangzhen, how will he face such a big boss?

  Let’s not talk about the experience, now I’m in a cold sweat just thinking about the harsh winter, let alone facing it.

   "Dude, I'm talking bullshit!"

  Now Yan Dong can't wait to give himself two big ears, thinking: Let you talk nonsense, let you talk nonsense!

   "I think it's very good, besides, what do I need money for now?"

  Hearing Wen Xu's words, Yan Dong almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of old blood, and thought: This pretending is outrageous!