Is it fun for monkeys to play drunk?

   If you haven’t seen it, you might think it sounds very interesting, but the people at the scene soon didn’t find it interesting, including Wen Xu and Shi Shangzhen, because monkeys can hit people and throw things.

Khan was about to get close to Shi Shangzhen, but after being stopped by Wen Xu, he suddenly became a little abnormal, or maybe the alcohol in his body got into his head after being angry, and he directly entered the state of 250, jumping and howling on the ground , and then developed into violence against the crowd.

   Squeak! squeak!

  Following Khan's shrill cry, the wine bottle in its hand immediately flew up, and there was no target, anyway, it would hit whoever was unlucky.

what! what!

   This was the voice of the crowd of onlookers. Now they don't see the joy just now, and they are all busy turning their heads and running away.

   "Khan!" Shi Shangzhen scolded.

  It's a pity that the Khan on the alcohol didn't respond to Ben. He was jumping and jumping on the spot, baring his teeth and screaming non-stop. Not only that, but he also turned his head to find the wine bottles around him. A jug of beer was brought by a good person, but the bottle was shattered and the scene was a mess.

  Wen Xu protected Shi Shangzhen and said: "This guy is too drunk, how can I understand what you said, let's go back, and call Dongliang to clean it up later!"

When Shi Shangzhen heard the words, he had no choice but to follow Wen Xu back, away from the drinking-crazed Khan, Wen Xu turned his head, and found that the overlord was swinging in place, and after walking two steps, there was a bang He fell to the ground, and when he tried to get up again, he probably couldn't use his limbs anymore, so he just lay down where he fell.

   This guy actually explained it with his own behavior, a famous Internet saying that he will lie down for a while wherever he falls.

Taking Shi Shangzhen back to the yard, let her go into the house to rest, he greeted Dongliang to clean up Khan, ready to clean up Monkey Khan, this time Wen Xu was really angry, he didn't care about Khan drinking He wasn't drunk, yet he dared to reach out and try to scratch himself just now. In Wen Xu's opinion, if he doesn't clean up, he won't be able to go to the house in the future.

So Wen Xu led Dongliang to the place where Khan was playing drunkenly, and when he got there, he found that Khan was still howling like a psychopath, pulling a branch from time to time while howling, Pick up a weed and throw it around.

  When the monkey got drunk, more than half of the onlookers ran away, but there was something good about it. He liked to watch the excitement, and he was not afraid of being smashed or scratched. A group of idlers just happily continued to watch from a distance.

   Just when Wen Xu was about to give orders to Dong Liang, a faint white shadow appeared beside her. Wen Xu looked down, and it turned out to be a white weasel.

  Glancing at it, Wen Xu didn't say anything, and pointed directly at Khan, who was drinking madly, and said, "Dongliang, let me clean it up!"

As soon as Wen Xu's words fell, one of the good people over there shouted to Wen Xu: "Diao, Bai Diao, look, there is a Bai Diao over there, good guy, it's so big! "

  When Wen Xu heard this, several black lines appeared on his forehead immediately, and he thought: Who are these people!

Dongliang has already rushed out at this time, the Khan who has always been afraid of Dongliang, at this time he is still afraid of it with the help of Jiu Jin, so he just screamed, beat his chest from time to time, and slammed his teeth against Dongliang, A row of sharp teeth and two pairs of super long canine teeth were exposed, which was extremely scary.

Dongliang didn't force himself at this time, but circled around Khan, lowering his head and making low, almost inaudible whimpers. Such a sound proved that Dongliang was really angry and was about to give Khan a blow. Check out a little color.

   "Look, dogs and monkeys are fighting!"

   Immediately another person in the crowd shouted.

  If it wasn't for the tourists, Wen Xu would have told them to leave long ago, what's so interesting about a monkey playing drunk!

  Wen Xu turned to look at the few people over there. There were a lot of young men in their twenties. They were all well-dressed, and each person's outfit was at least worth two or three months' wages of a so-called urban white-collar worker.

   "Brother, is your mink for sale? If you want to sell it, you can give me a price!" The young man who spoke just now said to Wen Xu.

   "Not for sale, I said what look in your eyes, is this a mink? Have you ever seen such a big mink?" Wen Xu was upset, and after swearing at him, he turned his head to look at the battle situation on the field.

Khan and Dongliang are still in a confrontation, but it is obvious that Dongliang has encountered a new trouble. The new trouble is nothing but the drunk Bawangxiong. This kind of reverence, I don't know whether it is the first change in the space or what, all the things bred in the space seem to have a natural awe for the pillars.

Although Bawangxiong was drunk, he still expressed this awe clearly. At this time, Bawangyi was like a super-sized kitten who saw his elders. His big head was pressed against Dongliang's neck, humming softly as he pressed it, and from time to time he stuck out his tongue and licked Dongliang's head and behind his ears.

  Wow! Wang!

  Dongliang really couldn't bear the stickiness of Bawangxiong, so he issued a warning to it, meaning to stay away from me, didn't you see that I was doing business here!

Bawangxiu, who originally suffered from secondary illness, is still drinking hemp and hemp, how can he be so obedient, suddenly raised his head, and let out a roar, that sound was not like that of an adult bird at all. Bawangxiong's Bawangxiong was so thick and powerful, it sounded like a kitten's voice.

   "Fuck, is this thing acting like a baby?"

  Even some people in the crowd who are doing good things can see it.

Wen Xu didn't know what to say at this time, the coquettish Bawanglin clings to Dongliang even more vigorously, it starts to follow behind Dongliang, uses its front paws to poke Dongliang's tail, and opens its mouth from time to time to grab Dongliang's tail He bit it in his mouth, and jumped happily while biting.

  Under normal circumstances, these movements are only when the baby is a baby. The kitten follows behind the mother and plays with the mother's tail. How old is this thing? The former sub-adults are now adults, and their weight is now estimated to be close to 400 kilograms, four times that of Dongliang. If you do this action again, you will know how ridiculous it is to have such a picture in your head.

   Bawangyi was making trouble here, Dongliang had no choice but to attack even if he wanted to, and after a while he had to look back at Wen Nu as if asking for help.

  Wen Xu now also feels like punching the air with a punch. He was aggressive at first, but now he finds that he can't do anything because of being tossed about by a bastard! You said that this matter was handled, Wen Xu really wanted to scold her.

Just when Wen Xu was about to give the order to go home, the white weasel jumped over to the side of Khan, aimed at it with its buttocks, raised its tail and swept it in front of it, and when Khan didn't catch it, It jumped to the side before living in it.

Wen Xu looked at it for a while, within about a minute, just about to say something, when he saw Khan started yawning, and then slowed down the movements of his hands, not only slowed down, but also his eyelids Fighting, but this guy may subconsciously not want to sleep, and has been standing up like this.

   "Brothers, look! The monkey is going to sleep!"

Wen Xu immediately stared at him, and the person who spoke stopped immediately. When they came, they were told that Wenjia Village is a tourist place, not a place where you can run wild. In addition, people have been punished in the past. And they think it's okay, so these people have restrained themselves, and none of them dared to show the attitude of the two hundred and five uncles in Wen's village.

   Just at this moment, Khan fell to the ground, and then fell asleep with his belly soaring.

   "This white ferret can hypnotize!"

   Someone in the crowd immediately said something.

  Wen Xu admired this group of people a little bit, and wondered if there would be a rule in the future that no one under the age of 30 would be allowed to come, so as not to let the **** from the young rich second generation come in and make him angry.

Khan lay down, and Wen Xu immediately walked over and dragged Khan to the door of his house, planning to drag the goods to a place where no one was around, tie up the goods, and throw them into the space. It is torn apart, and the warmth will never stop.

But the fact is not as Wen Xu thought, this group of good-natured people has been following, not only this group of good-natured people, but also the monkey group, although the monkeys really want to **** the leader from Wen Xin's hands, but They also know that they are not Dongliang's opponent at all. He had no choice but to make threats while following, just to build up momentum.

   Just like that, Wen Xu dragged Khan all the way to the door, followed by the group of monkeys and the good people.

   "Let me tell you how many brothers, can't you see the excitement here?" Wen Xu asked loudly.

  Someone in the crowd yelled, "Dude, let's see, it's so interesting!"

This group of people originally came here to join in the fun. I heard that Wenjia Village is unique. It is full of animals as far as you can see, and you can also see Xiao who has never seen it before. This group of people has money at home, so how can such a novel thing be possible? let go? So I came here together, and after I came here, I found that it was really fun! It's much better than a nightclub with no creativity. It's like being in a huge wild animal park, and nothing in it is closed. If you're lucky, you can touch wild deer and white cranes. Even if it looks a bit scary and doesn't attract wild deer and the like, you can still feed the squirrels and birds in the yard.

  At first, I thought all this was novel enough, but now I see monkeys fighting wine, monkeys playing crazy with wine, and then I see a white mink that can hypnotize monkeys. It would be strange if these people didn't follow.

  Wen Xu didn't know how to get back to this group of people, so he could only sigh, and walked into the courtyard without saying a word, and closed the gate directly after entering the courtyard.

  The monkeys dare not enter the courtyard, because the devil and his wife are not kind-hearted people, so these monkeys simply climbed up the tree at the door, and looked at their own monkey king in the courtyard.

  A good-natured man realized from the monkey climbing the tree: "Let's climb the tree too, and see how he deals with the monkey!"

  Before he finished speaking, this man was despised by all his companions.

   "If you want to go, you go! The monkey climbs the tree and you climb it, it's not shameful, and you climb trees in the middle of the night to peep at other people's yards. How can we hang out in Mingzhu when the news gets out!"

  So this group of people looked at the door for a while, and then left with a sigh.

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