Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

  Wen Xu is slaughtering a pig in the yard, taking out the intestines, and internal organs. As for the wild boar hair, it has been scorched clean by Wen Xu. After all, it is something he eats. Wen Xu still does this very carefully.

It's just that Wen Xu is not in a good mood now. It's not anyone else who is upset, but her little cousin. This little girl uses her mobile phone to take pictures of herself when she starts burning pigskin, not just herself. I can't stop breaking my mouth and breaking alive.

   "My friends, my brother has cut open the little wild boar's stomach, and the intestines flowed out. Some friends said it was a bit disgusting, and I also think..." The girl turned her phone to take a picture of herself.

   "I said don't give me money anymore, I'm not short of money, I'm really not short of money, you give me things that make me feel like I'm a beggar, can we still have a good chat..."

   Needless to say, everyone knows what the girl is doing! live streaming! The little girl Hang Chen was broadcasting Wen Xu killing wild boars.

"Okay, can you stop shaking next to me, if you shake again, I'll throw your phone into the river." Wen Nu doesn't like or dislike the live broadcast, but she doesn't like walking around in front of her at all. .

It's a pity that the girl Hang Chen didn't hear it, jumped a little far away, and said to the phone: "Yes, this is my brother. Although he looks average, he treats me well. He bought my car... You? You have no chance, that is my sister-in-law, she is so beautiful... ".

  Wen Xu directly had a string of black lines hanging on his forehead, but in the end he didn't do anything to this girl, so he could only continue to bury his head in his own work.

  Master's mother is old here, and she reached out to help her son-in-law pull the pig's internal organs into a basin, picked out the pig's heart, and put the pig's liver aside, then cut open the pig's intestines with scissors and started cleaning.

  Shi Shangzhen originally wanted to come to help, but when he saw the green pig feces in the pig intestines, he immediately covered his mouth as if he was about to vomit, and turned away.

This girl, Hang Chen, has a really strong taste. At this time, she directly pointed her phone at pig intestines, and she also specially took pictures of shit, while continuing her live broadcast: "See, this is a large intestine, and it's filled with shit. I like to eat it." Friends in the large intestine, have you ever thought about..." every time you eat.

   "Go away, you are too disgusting!" Wen Xu really couldn't stand such a strong-tasting girl, and immediately scolded, she almost felt psychologically disturbed by her words about washing the colon.

  The teacher's mother listened to Hang Chen's nagging on the phone, and asked curiously: "Girl, what are you doing, dancing on the phone!"

   "I'm live broadcasting!" Hang Chen said.

   "What is a live broadcast?" Shi Niang is so old, how can she come into contact with these things, she usually just draws some pictures, writes a calligraphy or something, and her life is much better than the netizens who watch the live broadcast.

  Hang Chen explained to his mother what a live broadcast is.

  The teacher was stunned for a long time, and finally spit out a sentence: "Isn't it what we used to say about being ignorant and idle?"

  Pfft!

   After hearing this, Wen Xu gave her a thumbs up: "Mom, what you said is really on point, these people are all idle!"

"What do you know, young people are playing this?" Hang Chen put the phone in front of the teacher after saying something, and said ostentatiously: "Look, there are more than 10,000 people watching my live broadcast here! "

"More than 10,000 people?" The teacher's mother couldn't help being surprised when she heard that, she stretched her head to look at it, and she was sure that there were really 10,000 people on it, and she said immediately: "Why are there so many idlers now? Don't these people work? ? Don’t you make money? Listen to your chatter all day long, and give you money back?”

The old man can't understand anyway, how can there be so many idlers in this world, who like to pay to watch other people talk, in the eyes of the teacher, the girl holding up a mobile phone and talking non-stop is like a mental illness, and there are still More than 10,000 people gathered around to watch? The world has really changed.

  Wen Xu said with a smile: "What are you bothering about? Let them watch it!"

   After finishing speaking, Wen Xu saw the girl's cell phone pointed at him, and immediately said: "Don't take pictures of me, if you take pictures again, I will directly sprinkle pig's blood on your head, and I will get rid of your bad luck!"

  Wen Xu raised his hand as he said that, Hang Chen immediately shrank back to the side when he saw it, and continued to pat Wen Xu to take care of the little wild boar at a distance of more than four meters.

At this time, the rest is technical work. Wen Xu mixed all the ingredients with oil and began to rub the little wild boar's body over and over again. This material is particular about the strength of the hands, and the strength is strong enough. , so that the meat can be pressed open, the sauce can be sucked in, and the fishy smell of the wild pork itself can be removed when roasting, and then the whole wild pork can be charred on the outside and tender on the inside when it is roasted on the fire, and the meat is crispy Juicy.

   Not long after, Wen Xu rubbed his head profusely with sweat, Hang Chen asked curiously: "Brother, you've been rubbing for a long time, is this massaging a dead pig?"

   Looking at her appearance, Wen Xu probably suggested it to some idle spectator, so she didn't take her with him at all, and continued to grab a handful of salt and continue kneading the inside and outside of the pig.

The teacher's mother didn't know why Hang Chen asked such a question, and thought that the girl really didn't know, so she said: "It's delicious to knead like this, and the strength of Wen Xu's hands is incredible. No restaurant can knead like this. You don’t even need to eat it, just looking at this skill, I know that this roast pig must be delicious!”

Sure enough, Hang Chen waited for the teacher to finish speaking, and said to the mobile phone: "Did you hear me, let me tell you that although my brother is not very good, besides his ability to make money, he is also good at cooking. The master chefs in our small cafeteria are all good at craftsmanship. You don’t know. It’s the first time I went to order vegetables and took the first bite. Wow, I think this is like feeding pigs. I didn’t eat it at school afterwards. Alright, let’s go directly to my brother’s friend’s restaurant to eat, luckily it’s not far by car, it only takes about 20 minutes…”

  Although the girl always mentions that she doesn't look good, which made Wen Xu unhappy, but now Wen Xu frowned: "Do you go to Zhao Defang's shop to eat every day?"

Hang Chen suddenly felt that he had exposed his mouth, and then argued: "Brother Xian Wang asked me to eat, he would not be happy if he didn't eat it! Why are you so fierce, the food in the cafeteria is not delicious, and I Let me tell you, when I ate it for the first time, I ate three rice worms in the rice, but it made me sick to death, not to mention the rice worms, I actually ate hair in the dish... ".

Seeing Wen Xu's sullen face, the girl Hang Chen began to complain about the food in the cafeteria. Everyone has gone to college and eaten in the cafeteria, so they naturally know what it's like here. At that time, Wen Xu could eat a bowl of rice Eat eight rice worms.

When the teacher's mother heard this, she immediately began to smooth things over, and she still said to the girl: "How can you eat in this canteen! Girl, you are right, you don't eat in such a canteen at night. Studying is a brain-intensive job, no If you eat well, you won’t have the energy to study, but next time, don’t go to other people’s places to eat, and spend more money to eat in nearby restaurants!”

Wen Xu thought that the restaurants nearby might not be much cleaner than the cafeteria, sighed and said, "Forget it, you'd better go to Xian Wang's to eat, I'll ask Qin Zhuangping to prepare some more fruits and vegetables later, it's worth your food expenses !"

I said so before, but Wen Xu never thought that the cheeky girl would actually eat there every day. After all, Wen Xu still loves his little cousin. He cares more about his little cousin than his brother. It's a bit like With the mentality of caring for the girl, thinking that the girl was eating hair and rice worms in the dining hall made me sick, so I had to give Zhao Defang some compensation from the vegetables.

  After speaking, Wen Xu remembered another thing, opened his mouth and said: "You can go and eat, but don't go out to eat free food with a bunch of cronies, brother Xian Wang, do you know that you don't have this obligation?"

  As soon as Wen Xu's face changed, the girl immediately became obedient again: "How can I, I took them to eat at a place where I paid for it myself!"

   "Hmm!" After hearing this, Wen Xu hummed, and then continued to work on what she was doing.

   Picked it up and smelled it, and felt that it was almost done, so Wen Xu held the whole pig up with a Feng-shaped iron frame, then walked towards the oven with it in his hand.

  Put the iron frame in the furnace, set it up with an iron plate, add firewood around it and light the fire, and start baking. Seeing the fire rising, Wen Xu turned around and went back to the courtyard, helping the teacher wash her intestines together.

   Adding firewood several times in a row, it took more than three hours to roast the pig, and at the same time, the dishes on the table were ready.

  When the suckling pig was taken out of the oven, Hang Chen gulped as soon as he smelled it.

"Look, everyone, the suckling pig is roasted. I added firewood several times in three hours. First, it was roasted with fire and then with charcoal. I saw that the whole body was red sauce, and I felt very appetizing when I saw it. Did you smell it? No, my saliva is almost coming out here..."

During the whole process, Wen Xu felt that he hadn’t left the camera much. The live broadcast of the little cousin’s roast wild boar has changed from 10,000 people to 30,000 people. Wen Xu has to sigh, the children these days are so idle. Yes, and the kind of pain that is willing to spend money, even when Hang Chen repeatedly said that he would not give gifts, he still received thousands of dollars in flowers, cars, etc. Wen Xu felt that his worldview could not keep up trip.

   "Okay, is it possible to take it now?" After Wen Xu said something, she went back to the yard and entered the house with the roast pig.

  The teacher's mother immediately praised her son-in-law when she saw it, and Wen Nu put down the wild boar, and immediately started chopping the meat and arranging the plate, which only half filled a large plate.

Put the wild pork on the table, and tonight's meal will be ready. It can be said that it is almost a wild boar banquet. Bandit pork liver, braised fat intestines, stir-fried pig heart, boiled kidneys, etc. only need to be served on the little wild boar. Some are all on the table.

  At this time, not only Hang Chen was busy posting on Moments, but even the teacher's mother started to make video calls with the teacher's father, boasting about her son-in-law's skills while making videos.

"I haven't finished shooting yet. Your dad hasn't seen it clearly yet, so you just stretched out your chopsticks. Put it down and you won't be hungry later!" Seeing Shi Shangzhen stretching out her chopsticks, the teacher's mother was a little unhappy, and immediately pointed at him. The girl said something.

  Shi Shangzhen put down his chopsticks a little dumbfounded, and watched his mother and little cousin holding a mobile phone each, taking pictures of a table of dishes.

   "Are you ready? Can you still have a good meal?" Shi Shangzhen looked at his watch, and it was almost five minutes now, and the two of them said immediately without stopping.

   "Come on, come on!"

Although they said so, the two still didn't mean to stop. The teacher continued to introduce the dishes to his wife on the phone, while Hang Chen kept pressing on the phone with both hands, and didn't know what to type. What is the content, anyway, the face is full of smiles, and I don't know what fun it is to not eat when it is time to eat, and to look at the phone.

  Shi Shangzhen didn't care about it at this time, he picked up the bowl and chopsticks and started to eat, and didn't stop despite the shouts of the two mobile phone experts.

  Following Shi Shangzhen's ruthless move, the two finally put down their phones and began to eat honestly.

On Wenxu's side, he distributed the remaining half to Teacher Ma's family, and Wenxu was going to take the other half to Bu Xinjian. Then, by the way, he brought two bottles of wine. Come to the door, then it doesn't matter.