Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

The car parked in the yard, and the big guy drove away immediately. While helping Wen Xu get things, the teacher turned on her mobile phone and talked to the teacher about the picnic today, and asked the teacher to take a good look at the things she picked. Hong Ling. Shi Shangzhen was walking in the yard, which was considered exercise, while the girl Hang Chen was looking at the scum covered in cocklebur with a tangled expression.

  The reclining chair was brought to the yard, the small barbecue grill was placed in the warehouse at home, and other miscellaneous things were put back in place. Wen Xu started to make bone soup and kneading noodles to make hand-rolled noodles.

This time, Wen Xu is going to make a clear soup. The ingredients are pork bones, eel bones, and the mussels brought back by my teacher last time. I put them together, add some goji berries, and put various seasonings into the crock. Then put the crock pot in the pot again, put water in the pot and start to hang the broth of hand-rolled noodles.

  Wen Xu had just put everything into the earthen pot and put the pot on, when he heard Hang Chen calling himself loudly in the yard.

"elder brother!"

   "What's the matter?"

   "What about the scum with cockleburs?" The girl's voice trembled a little, obviously annoyed by this question.

Sometimes people are like this. If you keep staring at something, there must be two situations. The more you look at it, the more you like it, or the more you look at it, the more disgusting it is. The more I like it, it's like a knife for people with trypophobia.

  So the entanglement in the girl's heart broke out, and she wanted to clean up the scum.

  Wen Xu replied directly: "If you don't go to see it, you can't play it. One or two is fine, so how can you do it with so many? Besides, the scum himself doesn't mind, why are you in a hurry?"

"Why don't you mind, the scum is going crazy!" Hang Chen appeared at the door at this time, the girl pouted and dragged the scum's two front legs to drag the scum into the house, but unfortunately the scum was very resistant , It's not that he doesn't want to enter the house, but that this guy can't stop turning his head and biting the cocklebur on his body, making a slight wailing sound while biting.

  As soon as the voice came out, Wen Xu understood that the scum had also started to go crazy, and wanted to pull off all the cockleburs on his body and restore his former prosperity and beauty.

   "What should I do?" Hang Chen looked at it and said.

  Wen Xu looked at it twice and felt that the current scum was very evil. The cockleburs on his body looked like small tumors, and he felt hairy on his back.

   After thinking for a while, he said, "Then there is only one way!"

   "What way?" Hang Chen asked immediately.

  Girl was already driven mad by the nausea in her head, seeing Wen Xu's unhurried manner, she stomped her foot anxiously: "Hurry up, it's driving everyone to death!"

   "Shave, shave the hair off the scum, so that the cocklebur will come down," Wen Xu said.

  Hang Chen said: "Shave? Shave the scum at this time? Don't be joking, brother, say something reliable!"

  Hang Chen looked at the size of the scum, and thought that if he wanted to shave this guy, he would have to be busy for at least an hour, and he probably wouldn't be able to do it until dark. It is estimated that my cousin can do other things, but Hang Chen thinks that his cousin will not do it, and now he has to cook, what will he eat at night when no one cooks.

"I can't think of any good solution other than this. Otherwise, tie up the scum, put some oil on it and put it in the oven. We don't have to cook at night, we just eat the scum." Wen Xu put his Move your eyes away from the scum, and let yourself try not to look at this disgusting guy with cockleburs.

   "I'm not joking with you!"

   "I didn't even joke with you. There are so many cockleburs that can't be picked off for two days. The best way is to shave them. If you don't want to, what do you think?" Wen Wen asked.

  Hang Chen thought for a while, looked at the scum who was tearing at the cocklebur on his body, and gritted his teeth: "Shave!"

   Wen Xu listened and said: "Go to my room, there is an electric clipper in the left-hand drawer of your sister-in-law's dressing table, the one that shaves your head, you can use that to shave, and I'll give you scissors, I'm afraid you will stab the scum to death!"

  Hang Chen heard this and immediately turned around and went upstairs to get the electric fader. Wen Xu continued to concentrate on kneading the noodles in his basin, and just after kneading twice, he heard that the scum went crazy.

   Aww! Woohoo!

As soon as Wen Xu turned his head, he saw that the scum was biting the Cang Wei hanging on the fur on his side with his mouth open. This guy was obviously going to lose his mind, and the dog hair on his body was bitten off. Wen Xu turned his head and looked at the living room There was a layer of dog hair on the ground.

   "Get out!"

  Wen Xu hurried over and kicked the scum directly.

The scum was going crazy like this, felt that someone kicked him and was about to vent his anger on this person, but when he looked up and saw it was Wen Nu, he immediately shrunk his neck and obediently ran towards the door with his tail between his legs After knocking open the door, he stood in the yard and continued to go crazy.

  Wen Xu took a broom and carefully swept the dog hairs on the ground together, then dumped them into the trash can. In order to prevent the dog hairs from flying around, he **** the trash bag and put it in a new trash bag.

   Waiting for Wen Xu to finish the job, the girl Hang Chen went downstairs with the electric fader, and asked, "Huh? Where's the scum?"

Wen Xu said directly: "Are you still going to shave it in the house? Let me tell you, the farther you take it, the better. Otherwise, dog hairs will fly around in the yard, and then you will clean it up for me." !"

   "Got it, got it, cheapskate!" The girl waved the electric clipper in her hand and walked towards the door.

Wen Xu thought for a while and immediately followed out of the house, seeing Hang Chen taking the scum out of the house, he immediately called out to Dongliang: "Dongliang, go and look at the scum, if it dares to bite, I will bite you to death! "

  From the moment just now, Wen Xu felt that he had to think about the safety of his little cousin, so he sent Dong Liang out.

  Hearing Wen Xu's order, Dong Liang got up without any hesitation and followed Hang Chen, and walked out of the yard together.

   Seeing this, Wen Xu went back to the room and kneaded her own face.

Hang Chen dragged the scum to the outside of the yard, thought for a while, and then went straight out of the village. The reason why the scum followed Hang Chen was that there was Dongliang watching him, and his heart was like a mirror. As long as the master ordered Dongliang to 'Dogleg' must be implemented according to the standard, so it won't make fun of itself, and the more important thing is that now the scum's attention is all focused on the cocklebur on its body, it feels that these bites are a bit bitter and irritating. The tongue thing is really disgusting, get it off your body quickly.

"Don't move, don't move!" Hang Chen tried to control the scum, so that his head wouldn't turn around and affect his work efficiency. Unfortunately, the scum didn't let the girl do anything, so one person and one dog just stood there After spinning around for two minutes, Hang Chen's body was sweating, and only a palm-sized bald spot appeared on the scum's body.

   "Dongliang, let him be more honest!" Hang Chen ordered Dongliang.

It's a pity that her orders are of no use to Dongliang. Dongliang still remembers that this morning, Hang Chen complained about his own affairs, so Dongliang yawned and lay down directly. Anyway, as long as the scum doesn't bite She, Dongliang decided to watch the show first!

  Hang Chen is very angry, the consequences? Nothing serious!

  Girl has self-knowledge, knows that Dong Liang is not something she can provoke, she is usually too calm, which makes people feel a sense of distance, it can be said that she is not close to anyone except Wen Xu, which makes her a little afraid of Dong Liang.

After being stunned for a while, Hang Chen suddenly thought of a trick that he saw on the Internet. Some people said that the husky’s head was sandwiched between his legs. In this way, Erha would be honest, but he didn’t know if this was true. Anyway, Hang Chen didn’t do it now. He thought of another way, so he rode directly on the scum's neck, and clamped the scum's huge head with both legs.

The scum suddenly became confused, didn't know what kind of trick it was, and felt that it was a novelty to receive this treatment for his neck all of a sudden, so he turned his head around for a while, and found that he couldn't use his upper strength. And it seems to feel pretty good,; I turned my head and looked at it, but I couldn't see what I hated, so the scum decided to be quiet for a while.

  Hang Chen took a look, ah! This trick worked, so I couldn't help clamping the scum's neck and began to use the electric pusher to find the hair on the scum's body. Although the girl's technique is not very good, as long as the scum doesn't move, it can be pushed along the skin. There is really no technical content.

The scum felt that something was humming and pushing on his body, and every time he pushed it to a place, he felt the cool breeze outside, which was particularly comfortable, and immediately became quieter, so that Hang Chen could push it more smoothly. There was a little more dog hair, and some of it was blown into his nose with the wind, but Hang Chen persisted, because seeing the cocklebur covered in scum, Hang Chen felt uncomfortable all over his body.

Just like that, after about half an hour, Hang Chen changed an electric clipper, and shaved off all the hair on the scum's body including the hair on his stomach, leaving only the hair on the head and tail. The rest of it was cut off from the base of the ears to the tip of the tail, oh, and the hair on the four legs was shaved to the bend of the legs, as if wearing a pair of fur boots for the scum.

"Okay!" Hang Chen specially appreciated how he handled the tail. The whole tail is a bit like a lion's tail, and there is a bunch of black hair on the tip of the tail. Hang Chen thinks it is very handsome. !

When Hang Chen let go of the scum, when he saw the whole appearance of the scum, he was stunned for a moment, and then immediately burst into laughter. The huge head of the scum was matched with a smaller body, this strong sense of contrast, all of a sudden It made Hang Chen burst out laughing.

  Not only Hang Chen, but even Dongliang was stupefied when he saw the scum's current appearance. He really couldn't believe that the one standing in front of him was the scum of his former family.

  In Dongliang's eyes, the scum is now so ugly that it has reached a new height, to the point where he can't bear to look at it.

The scum hasn't seen his appearance yet. He turned his head and saw that those nasty things on his body were gone, and he felt a little cooler, and he was in a good mood. After being released, he immediately ran to the side By the pond at the entrance of the village, ready to drink water, the scum who has been struggling with hating small things feels thirsty now!

  When the scum stood by the water, stretched his head and prepared to throw his handsome face into the water as before, and blow it a few cheerful bubbles to celebrate, he immediately saw his own reflection in the water.

The scum was completely stunned, with disbelief written all over his dog's face, he took a photo of himself in the water, then turned around, and looked at his tail in the water with only a handful of black hair points left, compared with his own tail After a while, I immediately understood that the **** in the water was me who had always been so handsome!

   Aww! Ow! Ao!

  The scum immediately quit, and lay down on the ground and rolled over. While rolling, he couldn't help crying out in tears. It can be said that those who hear it are sad, and those who hear it are crying!

It's a pity that not many people pay attention to it. The whole Wenjia Village is familiar with the bark of the scum. No matter whether it is a dog, a hound or a pillar, no one barks like it, so even if it barks again It's tragic, at most people will come over to see if someone has entered Wen Xu's house to steal something.

I was sad for a while, and the scum tried to self-mutilate to express my dissatisfaction, but when it bit its front leg, it felt too painful, so it changed to a tail, which also hurts when biting, so it decided It is a pity that the ear cannot be bitten. It wants to bite Dongliang's ear which is close at hand, but it dare not.

So soon the scum gave up the behavior of self-mutilation, and at the same time, it also found that its stomach was a little hungry, looked up at the sky, and felt that it was almost time to eat, so it turned around and prepared to go home for dinner, waiting for the meal to be finished Rice try to hit the wall to try.