Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

Three or four monkeys squatted on the tree, blinking their eyes at the group of people under the tree, with strange expressions on their faces, there is no way, they haven't collected the 'garbage fee' for several weeks, at first glance They are a little unaccustomed to someone like this.

  The monkey king Khan took the lead, surrounded by a few veterans of the "Khan Dynasty", and the remaining one was Khan's eldest son. It is unlikely that the little monkey was just weaned.

  Khan is squatting on a tree and scratching his head, probably thinking in his heart: Are there still people who don’t open their eyes and litter my land? Could it be some trick?

I have to say that some tourists are a bit dark in psychology, and they will tease the monkeys like this from time to time, and they don’t really throw things. They just want to see if the monkeys in Wenjia Village look like what is written in the brochure, and they will ask people to collect them. chocolate.

Khan and the big monkeys scratched their heads and squeaked, as if they were conveying some news to each other, but the little monkey didn't think so much. For him, such a situation could only mean that One thing, there is food to eat! In the arms of its mother, the little monkey has experienced this kind of thing, and now seeing someone doing it again, there is nothing to say, it just turned over and jumped down from the treetop.

  I saw the little monkey running up and down in front of the child who was pooping, stretched out his fluffy little hand, pointed at the **** under the child's buttocks and kept yelling: "Squeak! Squeak!"

  When a child of a few years old saw a little monkey standing in front of him, he naturally felt curious, so he opened his eyes wide and wanted to reach out to catch the little monkey.

  Where the little monkey could be caught by him, he hid on one side of his body, and now the child was unhappy: "Father, I want this little monkey!"

  What kind of family raises what kind of children, there is nothing wrong with this statement at present, the couple seems to be spoiled by their own children.

   "This is a monkey, you can't play with it if you scratch people!" The man immediately walked over, stretched out his legs and kicked the little monkey lightly.

   This may be a subconscious action of a father who wants to protect his child, for fear that the little monkey will scratch his son, and wants to separate the little monkey from his son.

But what the man didn't expect was that there was also a father squatting on the tree. As a monkey king who ruled the entire monkey group by violence and force, how could he tolerate a person bullying his child in front of him? Let's put it this way , On the treetops in Wenjia Village, that is, on the space layer of two meters to ten meters, Khan is the king of the one and only!

   Squeak!

  Khan let out a roar, and at the same time grabbed a branch and swung his strong body with the elasticity of the branch. The whole body seemed to be a gray sling in the air and threw it towards the man.

   Almost instantly, Khan jumped on the man's back, screaming, and slapped the man's head on his back, and even his face!

Snapped! Snapped! Snapped!

  The whole scene was only the cry of Khan, the shouts of men, and a series of applause.

After about five or six seconds, the gang in Chenjiagou came to their senses, and immediately someone started looking for something to get Khan off the man's back. The clothes that were taken off were rolled on Khan's body.

   Khan's side is one against several, and the gang of sycophants on the treetops will naturally join the battle, or else they will wait for Khan to withdraw, and everyone will know what will happen to them.

   "Aw! Aw!"

  After a few screams, the burly male monkeys on the treetops also swung down from the trees and began to join in the melee.

When it comes to fighting, humans are undoubtedly inferior to monkeys in terms of flexibility, not to mention that now the battlefield is full of saboteurs among the monkeys. The expenses were exhausted, and more Chen families also joined in. At this time, there were not only women, but also half-grown children. Some of the half-grown children seemed to be used to gang fights, and they actually started to fight. Head turned around ready to find a guy.

  How could the people in Wenjia Village let them find a guy! So the group of people broke off the branches from the tree, and each of them got a thick wooden stick and started beating the monkeys.

After being slapped a few times, Khan became angry. If it wasn't for Wen Xu's lustful power, Khan would have opened his mouth to bite. up! Not only does it tear clothes, it also pulls hair!

   "Ah! Ah!"

The monkey was really angry when he moved, and the crowd couldn't bear it. In just a short while, some women had their hair ripped off and their clothes were torn, and the men's clothes were torn or their bodies were scratched. A half-sized boy with a wooden stick, now being chased and beaten by Khan alone.

And at this time, the old man of the Chen family didn't show off anymore, he just watched the battle in a daze, but soon he heard a loud rustling sound from above his head, and when he turned his head, the old man saw Wu Yangyang A group of monkeys ran towards this side.

  The old man finally came to his senses: "Run, run, the monkeys are coming!"

After the old man finished speaking, he was the first to run. Although he was old, he was called a Huantao who walked at a steady pace. After running for about ten steps, he heard the cry of his grandson, so he turned his head again Go and pull your own grandson.

  The whole scene suddenly became a mess!

  Many of the onlookers were watching with a smile on their faces. While watching, some of them had some good things to do and took out their mobile phones to take videos.

   "Shall we do something?"

  As soon as someone said this, everyone knew that it must be the first time a guest came here, so some old customers talked to him.

Today, Wen Xu invited not only people from the village, as long as the guests want to come, they will be arranged, but the tourists who come here are all with two dollars in their pockets. After these months of screening, the quality is also very high. If he is willing to take advantage of Wen Xu and eat free meals, even if some people come to eat, it is a novelty and he has pockets.

   "It's okay, the monkeys here have a sense of proportion, and it's up to the monkeys to deal with such shameless and self-righteous people!"

   "Come on, Khan! Come on, Spring!"

   Now there are people applauding monkeys.

  The people in Chenjiagou started to run away with their families!

  Even if these people are running away, these people still don’t stop. Someone shouted at the crowd: "Wen Xu, Wen Xu, I am Wen Xu's uncle, whoever of you can help us find Wen Xu, or find his wife!"

   "Your father is Li Gang!" Someone in the crowd immediately yelled.

"Hahaha!"

   There was no one moving in the surrounding crowd. Even Wen Shigui and Wen Shijie who were standing in the tent were all smiling, as if I was here to see the fun.

The monkey group's chasing and chasing changed from chasing to chasing, and they directly drove the group of people to the entrance of the village, so now it has become a spectacle, with a group of people dragging their families in front Running, a group of monkeys followed behind, screaming from time to time, throwing a piece of dirt, throwing a small stone or something, chasing behind, from the drying yard to the village entrance, and then chasing across the bridge.

  Originally, the group of monkeys would stop at this time, because in their view, the side of the bridge is their boundary, and it is out of their control when they get on the bridge.

  At this time, Hang Chen's voice came from the crowd: "Khan, drive them out of the village!"

If you want to say that the person who annoys this group of people the most is not everyone in Wenjia Village, but the girl Hang Chen. Originally, the girl thought she was her cousin's only cousin, but she didn't expect so many cousins ​​to appear all of a sudden. The two girls can still hold their noses to accept it, but now there are more than ten or twenty hulas coming out all at once, thinking that the word "cousin" will be rotten on the street. They all look so annoying, the girl doesn't want to be attached to this relative.

  For Hang Chen, these people are the enemies in life, they all came here to want to break up with his cousin, and they are stronger than him in blood, just thinking about it makes the girl grit her teeth! Because only I am the only cousin!

   Khan heard Hang Chen's words, but he didn't listen to the girl's orders, he just knew that this person had a good relationship with his master, but he was obedient? Then save it!

  So the whole group of monkeys stood at the head of the bridge, while a group of monkeys from Chenjiagou were panting on the bridge.

  The old man is indeed spirited, really spirited, even if he is dragging his grandson, he is not panting so much now, so it can be seen that working in the fields is very helpful for prolonging life.

   "Who will inform Wen Xu!" the old man said.

  Everyone, look at me, I think you don’t respond, none of you are stupid, now the group of monkeys is staring at you at the bridge head, now go? Isn't that courting death?

   When the old man saw that no one responded to his words, he immediately became angry and immediately acted like an elder: "You didn't listen to my words, did you?"

  Is anyone listening? No one really listened!

  When the old man's words were in everyone's interests, everyone listened with great joy, but now let them face the beating of monkeys and find someone? It is estimated that these people are thinking in their hearts to let the old man go by himself!

  The old man said twice in a row, but when he saw no one was paying attention, he squatted down on the bridge, and started to feel sulky. The old man looked up at Wen's Village, and felt that this magnificent house, this beautiful forest, and even this green lawn were so unsightly.

   "Little uncle, why don't we call the police!" A half-grown kid said Qiqiaiaiai.

   "Call the police?" The old man raised his eyelids.

   Just about to ask a question, I suddenly saw my family exclaimed: "Black tiger, black tiger!"

  The old man turned his head and saw a huge black tiger standing not far from the group of monkeys!

   All of a sudden, the old man was stunned, and he thought: Damn me! This thing is too big, what did you eat to grow up? Could it be cannibalism?

The black tiger is naturally the overlord of the village, this guy just woke up from a hangover, and came to have a look when he heard the monkeys chattering non-stop The outsiders who didn't know me yelled and yelled, and the guy who just woke up thought: Wow! It's so strange to encounter this thing as soon as I wake up!

  So Bawangxiu stood in the group of monkeys and yelled twice at this group of outsiders whom they didn't know.

   After roaring a few times, Bawangxiu found something that made him feel happy, that is, from the eyes of these outsiders, he found the long-lost fear!

It was the fearful eyes of everyone in Chenjiagou that evoked good memories in Bawangxiu's heart: Back then, he used to gallop in the dense forest, where all the beasts bowed their heads and took what they gave, Even a soft growl by myself can make the animals scream and panic all day long, what a prestige that is!

   Now, even though they are drinking small wines and eating small meats, there is no need to bother their minds or hurt their bones, but in general, it is indeed a bit of a fly in the ointment to lose the "Admiration of All Beasts"! Especially the group of people in Wenjia Village, they rode themselves when they had nothing to do, hugged themselves to take a photo, took a photo or something, completely regarded it as a stone lion at the entrance of the store!

  This is really what father can bear and mother can't bear! If I hadn't been drunk, I really wanted to eat a few of them for dinner! Of course, it would be the best if someone could roast these people! Now I can't eat enough to eat raw!

   "Woohoo!"

  The fear in the eyes of everyone in Chenjiagou made Bawangxie, who had just woken up from a hangover, suddenly become energetic. After roaring twice, he couldn't help but took a step forward, and began to exercise his muscles and bones, preparing to be stunned for a while.

   "Run!"

   The gang in Chenjiagou have never seen such a formation before. Immediately, regardless of size, men and women, after this roar, they let go of their feet and ran directly to the gate of the village!

Their running made Bawangxi even happier, and he followed everyone in Chenjiagou easily with small steps. When he saw them slowing down, he immediately let out a roar, and then watched them happily running for their lives again. up!

  The people who were standing and watching the excitement suddenly felt that they had grasped an idiom, and finally understood what it means to be exhausted!