Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

Chapter 607: strange

  Wen Wen stood outside the cordon with everyone. The so-called cordon was just a yellow cloth strip placed on the ground. However, although it is simple and easy to cross over, so far the onlookers are still very qualified to stand outside the line, and keep quiet enough to watch the crew filming.

   "ACTION!"

  With the sound of a board, the shooting of the current shot was officially started, and the whole scene was quiet, so quiet that you could hear a needle falling on the ground.

  Wen Xu took a serious look for a few seconds and found that something was wrong, because everyone at the scene was quiet, including the actors, and almost everyone's eyes fell on Xiao Xianrou who was facing the camera!

At this time, Xiao Xianrou was holding a long shepherd's whip in one hand. The whip was quite fancy, and I didn't know how to fix it. It looked like Harry Potter. He didn't use a shepherd's whip, but a magic wand. like. Now Guan Jian is not the magic wand, oh, no, it is the shepherd's whip, but Xiao Xianrou's face is tense, his mouth is also tightly pursed, and he is looking at his eyes with a serious face. It's a little deep!

   Take a warm look: Wow, it's ok, just this little look actually reveals a sense of fear, despair, and a little bit of willingness and rebellion! Seeing his warm expression, he immediately felt that this little fresh meat's acting skills are not bad, unlike what was said on the Internet, he can't do anything! Not to mention anything else, the eyes in this scene can be regarded as the word artist.

  So Wen Xu waited for this man to speak his lines. Who knew that after waiting for another minute, Xiao Xianrou didn't say a single word.

Not to mention being warm now, the few who were acting as co-stars were a little anxious. The middle-aged assistant director kept waving the script in his hand at Xiao Xianrou, and then moved his mouth. Make a sound, but obviously want to remind.

   "He is afraid of sheep! A sheep is hitting his leg with its horn!"

   I don't know when, a child's voice sounded in the crowd. You only need to listen to this warm voice to know it. There is no one else except Ke Ke, a little girl.

Hearing the little girl's voice, Wen Xu turned her head to look in the direction of the sound, and found that the little girl was riding on a branch of a tree, with her head stretched out, and she was still holding a bag in her hand. Whether it's potato chips or spicy sticks, watch the excitement while eating.

Apart from her, there are Niu Niu, Mao Ya and a group of bear children on the tree. These little guys seem to be full of round fruits on the tree. People feel so happy.

Wen Xu looked at the little girl, while the crowd heard Ke Ke's prompt, and watched the action of the leading actor Xiao Xianrou. It didn't matter, but it seemed to be the case. A sheep didn't know what was going on, and seemed to be interested in Xiao Xianrou. Fresh meat is more interested in the sheepskin gown he is wearing now, he is biting the bottom of the gown while rubbing his corners with his mouth, he doesn’t know what’s going on with this little fresh meat, he probably is really afraid of sheep Well, the whole person's body was stiff, his face was stern and motionless, and now his whole head was sweating, so he couldn't remember what lines he said or not.

"Ha ha ha ha!"

The crowd burst into laughter immediately when they saw this situation. Even if they come to watch a lively game now, not many people are afraid of sheep, let alone people in Wenjia Village. Children who can crawl are not afraid of sheep. And Xiao Xianrou, who is almost 1.7 meters tall and almost 1.8 meters tall, is afraid of sheep?

   This made everyone feel too subversive, like seeing a big and thick guy jump up when he saw a cockroach.

   "What are you laughing at, I've never seen anyone afraid of sheep!"

  As soon as the director yelled to stop, Xiao Xianrou's assistant came over immediately, and hurriedly pushed aside the sheep leaning on his master, and then muttered something to the crowd.

  Wen Guanghong in the crowd immediately laughed and replied loudly: "I have seen those who are afraid of sheep. They are all unweaned children, but I have never seen such a big man who is afraid of sheep!"

  The crowd immediately burst into laughter again.

   "Quiet, quiet, everyone, please be quiet, you can watch the filming, but everyone please keep quiet." The middle-aged assistant director immediately ran over, put on a smiling face and pressed his hands at Dalian.

   "Okay, don't make a fuss, watch people filming, why are you talking so much!" The old man stood up and said to the crowd.

  The old Taoist was watching seriously, and I don’t know why he is so serious watching other people’s filming.

When the old man opened his mouth, the boys and girls in the crowd immediately stopped talking, and now they just smiled, but none of them laughed any more. Everyone is not afraid of the old man, but thinks that the old man is a warm master. They teach Wen Xu Kung Fu every day, so everyone can be regarded as "Ai Wu Ji Wu" and have a bit of respect for the old man.

  The director is worried, the lead actor is afraid of sheep? If this is in the film and television base, it’s okay to find a green screen and deduct a picture after the show, but how to deduct it in this place?

   "Look, deer, deer!"

  When the director was worrying, the heroine and the supporting actress, a group of young women, saw a group of deer walking leisurely, and immediately became excited. They have seen deer and touched deer, but they are all in zoos or wild animal parks. At most, they are free-range deer, and the place for free-range deer is not large, which looks like more than ten acres of land. They have never seen this place. A group of deer walked back and forth leisurely, digging through the snow covered in the grass from time to time, gnawing on the green pasture covered under the snow.

  Hearing the sound, the director looked up, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Old Su, old Su?"

   "Hey, director!" The middle-aged assistant director immediately flashed to the director's side again and asked repeatedly.

   "Does this deer have an owner?" asked the director. Seeing that the deer was still tied with a belt, the director felt that the deer could not wait for its owner.

Before the middle-aged deputy director could speak, the old Taoist sitting next to him opened his mouth and said, "The first twenty or so are all deer from Wen Xu's family, and the rest are wild deer from the forest. You ask these deer what they want to do?" what?"

  The director immediately said: "I want to ask, is there any deer with a gentle temperament, and the antlers are exaggerated, and the huge one is like that one!"

After speaking, the director stretched out his fingers and pointed at the leading big buck. The antlers of this deer are quite beautiful. The whole antlers have been separated into seven or eight forks, and the top of the forehead looks like a complicated pistil flower. Moreover, the sika deer's The antlers are very dark, with a different kind of bright blood red, like a red coral plant on the head, very beautiful, although other deer have a lot of antlers, but none of them have this big male deer Big and colorful.

Generally speaking, sika deer antlers are cut off when they have two or three prongs. Deer antlers are raised for deer antlers. Wenxu doesn’t use this kind of stuff here, but let them grow vigorously, and add a few deer to stay in the space. However, the ones who became pregnant soon surpassed the old deer and became the new leader. These sika deer are all first-class in appearance and size, and their bodies are as long as a calf, thick and strong. And strong.

Wild deer generally cannot grow to such a large size. First of all, it is difficult to ensure sufficient food, and facing the threat of carnivores, running around has long been uneasy. How can these guys grow up? Get in shape.

For our countrymen, the sika deer really has a legendary color. When the director saw this big sika deer, he immediately remembered a set of scenes in the movie. Soaring through the clouds and riding the fog into the sky and into the sea, the mount is a sika deer.

Before seeing this herd of deer, the production team used synthesis technology, of course, it used third-rate synthesis technology, and the total amount of money invested was almost all spent on these little fresh meats. Those who want to play How could it be possible! Anyway, after watching the later editing, the director himself didn't want to watch it a second time. Now that he saw this big buck, he immediately became interested. Out of professional psychology, he naturally wanted to ask.

   "It depends on the person. When ordinary people are facing this big deer, they will not succeed, but he will succeed!"

  The old man said and pointed at Wen Nu.

  The director's eyes lit up when he saw Wen Xu: "That young man? He's in good shape, can you let him come over and we can talk? Let him try a play!"

  When the middle-aged assistant director heard it, he immediately put his head next to the director's ear, and said a few words softly.

Hearing the assistant director talk about the "background" on Wen Xu's side, the director immediately felt a little embarrassed. At the beginning, he thought it was a coincidence that Wen Xu's height and figure were somewhat similar to the actor who starred in Xianfengdaogu , so I immediately thought of letting Wen Xu wear a costume, shoot a few sets of shots, and then edit them. No matter how you say it, the effect is better than that produced by a third-rate compositing company. It looks better than the oldest western game. It’s fake, if there was a market a few decades ago, and the effect of the past is achieved in this era, then it’s a fart.

   "Warm!"

  Wen Xu heard the old man sitting next to the director and raised his hand to signal him to go, so he crossed the yellow line and walked to the director's side.

  Seeing Wen Xu approaching, the director no longer sat on the back of the chair as before, and stood up directly from the chair. First, he greeted Wen Xu politely, and then made this request by the way.

   When Wen Xu heard that he wanted to act in a few scenes, he thought it was quite novel, so he asked in detail how to shoot.

   "You don't need to talk, just ride some deer, put on costumes and run for a while, there is a shot of going uphill and then going down the river, that's about it," said the director.

  As soon as she heard that it was easy, Wen Xu felt that she could shoot it. What's so difficult about it, isn't it just riding a deer! So he said: "Well, I have no problem!"

   "Then how much do you think is suitable for this fee?" The middle-aged man heard that Wen Xu agreed, and then saw the director give him a wink, so he blushed slightly and showed a look of embarrassment.

  Wen Xu thought for a while and said: "There is no need to pay the fee. If it is possible, just write our Wenjia Village on the filming location at the end of the film?"

  Ride a deer and run two laps to collect money? Wen Xu felt sorry for this in her heart, but she had worked hard, and she couldn't do without money, so she made such a request.

   "This is perfectly fine!"

  As soon as Wen Xu made this request, the director immediately agreed, so what if he put this sentence at the end of the film, such a long string of thank you is nothing.

  A group of actors are still waiting to shoot. Now that their leading actor is afraid of sheep, the director has another idea. He wants to shoot a person riding a deer, so they immediately look at each other in dismay.

   "Director, today's play?" The female lead came over.

   There is no way, she started working on three scenes at the same time. It is best not to offend anyone in this line of business, so although there are a thousand or ten thousand reluctances in her heart, she still comes to make up the scene.

   "Shoot, shoot, shoot now!" After the director solved a mount of the immortal, he was very happy in his heart. After talking about shooting, he remembered that the male protagonist from home, Xiao Xianrou, was afraid of sheep!

   "You didn't ask before!" The director complained to the middle-aged assistant director.

  The assistant director repeatedly admitted his mistakes, but Shangzhong scolded: How the **** would I have thought that there are such big people in this world who are afraid of sheep! This thing doesn't bite people, even if it's afraid, it's still a man!

   "Yes, yes!" The middle-aged assistant director suggested, "How about choosing a substitute?"

   "Let's do it!" The director seemed to have nothing to do when he heard it. He really didn't expect that someone would be afraid of sheep!

  The middle-aged assistant director then turned to the onlookers, and picked out a few who were about the same size as Xiao Xianrou from the crowd.

  Wen Xu looked at the people who were picked out, and couldn't help laughing. A tourist, Wen Xu, didn't know his name, and the remaining three were all half-old children of Wen's Village, Guang Cheng, Yuan Bin, and Yuan Zheng. The three uncles and nephews are about the same size and age. If you don't look at the face, they are indeed somewhat similar to Xiaoxianrou, but if you look at the face, they are much rougher than Xiaoxianrou.

But this is everyone has their own opinions, just like Wen Xu, if you put the three children and Xiao Xianrou together, you think the three children in the village are good-looking, and there is a masculinity at that station, not like Xiao Xianrou Fresh meat, at first glance, looks like those literati who took Wuxingsan in the Wei and Jin Dynasties, and the whole person exudes a feminine look.

   Four people stood in front of the director, and the middle-aged people each stuffed a piece of paper in their hands, asking them to memorize the things on the paper.

  Wen Xu stretched out his hand to look at the things in Guangcheng's hands, and found that there were only five or six sentences. The first sentence was: Dear beautiful sisters, where are you from and where are you going?

As soon as Wen Xu saw this sentence, he immediately wanted to beat the screenwriter to death again. Did a shepherd say this? That guy is a pervert. When you see a beautiful girl, how cute is the shepherd? .

  Anyway, Wen Xu felt that enough was enough, and quickly withdrew his eyeballs, not daring to take a second look, for fear that his own eyeballs would jump out.

  Wen Xu calmed down and prepared to listen to the next four people reciting their lines to the camera.

  The first tourist who auditioned for the show almost didn't make everyone laugh to death.

   "Gu Liang, who is not against the pot committee, may I ask the managers where they came from and where they are angry!"

  After the first sentence, the whole place fell silent, because no one understood what he said, Wen Xu couldn't help laughing first.

   There is no way, this dialect is too strong!

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