Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

An old street in the town is full of things to eat, drink and have fun. Wen Xu thought that after the old street was over, it was time to go to the so-called ice sculpture garden. Who knew that was not the case at all. , three points more lively than the old street, unexpectedly appeared troupes, circuses, and some so-called "modern dance troupes" in the countryside.

"Fellow townsman, fellow townsman, come in and watch a show. It's just five minutes before the opening. Not only can you watch a show here, you can also order some snacks, even old Liu's roast chicken noodles, old Chen's sweet-scented osmanthus There are famous shops in this town, we can call them for you, and save you the time of queuing there..." A young man waiting for customers at the door saw Wen Xu's strange appearance and immediately reached out to stop him. Niu Niu and Ke Ke in the front immediately began to sell eloquently.

  The young man didn't speak a local accent, but spoke a fairly authentic Mandarin. He began to show his hospitality to the two children through eating as a breakthrough.

  Wen Xu said with a smile: "Young man, is your sales promotion effective?"

  The young man is also a wonderful person. Hearing Wen Xu's question, he smiled and said, "My fellow, go in and see if it works?"

   "You are a fellow townsman, and you can attract guests even by shouting?" Wen Xu asked again.

The young man smiled and did not speak. For the young man, this is also a process of touching the temperament of the guests. When the song and dance troupe first arrived two weeks ago, everyone sold the so-called modern hot dance to the adults. How many people came to see it, and finally changed to fellow villagers, and then put their ideas on children, and they saw results immediately, and then gradually the young men understood that few real fellow villagers were willing to spend thirty or forty yuan to go there Those who are willing to spend the money to watch a roadside performance are tourists who are no longer interested in being called a boss. On the contrary, it is quite novel for others to be called a fellow, with a rural flavor.

So after a few days, everyone in the group knew that they aimed at these foreign tourists, and changed the main target of attracting tourists to the little princes and princesses from the city, and broadened the scope of business, business This is slowly getting better. Up to now, almost all the venues can be fully seated, which is not the effect that ordinary "normal" programs can achieve.

The young man saw Wen Xu's group of people in strange shapes. Adults and children each wore tiger hats on their heads, and their hands were full of things. They looked like tourists rather than real fellows buying new year's goods. He blocked Niu Niu and Ke Ke, and started talking

  Xiao Yao looked up at the young man who was soliciting customers and asked, "Is there any beef soup? The one with a long queue on the corner of the street?"

   "Yes, yes, yes!" The young man nodded immediately and said, "You can wait up to five minutes when you go in, and their beef soup and crispy biscuits will be served hot on the table for you."

  Hearing what the young man said, Xiao Yao turned to look at Wen Xu. The matter of eating beef soup was brought up by Xiaoyao, but Niu Niu Coco was the one who started it. The snacks in the whole town and the two children have already eaten them thoroughly. The two children are clear-cut, but Xiaoyao doesn't know. The former Xiaoyao was so virtuous that any child would like to play with him and talk to him about this matter, so when Niuniu Keke said that beef soup is the best, I thought Go eat a bowl.

But when I went there, I found that the door was full of people, not to mention sitting on the ground, even the tables outside the house were crowded with people, and some people squatted on the ground with bowls to drink. Decided to continue shopping and come back when there are fewer people. They say so, but everyone understands that it is unrealistic to expect fewer people on this day.

  As soon as Xiaoyao heard about it, she turned her head to look at Wen Xu. Not only did Xiaoyao look greedy, but Niu Niu and Ke Ke also looked at her with wide eyes.

"Is this song and dance suitable for children?" Wen Xu had to ask again to be on the safe side. Before waiting for the young man to answer, Wen Xu said again: "If there is anything out of the ordinary, I will call the police. Trust me, I am here I still know some people."

For Xi's so-called small country "singing and dancing troupe", Wen Xu knows what the show is about. If the girls on the stage get excited and think it's just a small country show, they just pull off their pants, then How to do? It doesn't matter if they are all old masters, and Wen Xu won't be scared if they talk about it or not, but it's different now, I have a child with me.

  The young man immediately patted his chest and promised: "How can it be, brother! We are a regular song and dance troupe, and there are no such messy ones. Besides, can such a troupe perform here? Didn't you see that there are policemen everywhere here?"

  Wen Xu thought about it too, if there were any inappropriate performances, it would have been banned long ago.

   "Okay, five of us, each of us will have five bowls of beef soup and one pancake," Wen Xu said.

  When the young man heard this, he immediately shouted happily into the tent: "Come here, five!"

  Following the boy's shout, a little girl came out of the tent soon, and led the five of them in with a smile.

As soon as I entered the tent, I found out that good guy, this is not a song and dance troupe, it is just a food stall. Except for a stage facing the entrance, as long as there are tables and chairs that can be placed in other places, they are placed there. A small folding table and chair. As soon as you enter the tent, you can smell the artistic atmosphere of singing and dancing, not stew party or meat buns. The smell in the whole tent is exactly the same as that in the cafeteria, but it smells better than the cafeteria.

  Wen Xu observed that most of them came in with two adults and one child.

   "You guys sit here!"

   Unprecedented, Wen Xu was arranged to sit down at a small round table, facing the center of the stage and the first row.

   Not long after she sat down firmly, another little girl came up to Wen Xu, bouncing up and down, smiled and gave Wen Xu and the others a deep bow: "Sir, what would you like to order?"

   "I just said, five servings of beef soup, five sheets of crackers, um, add an extra piece of beef to each serving," Wen Xu said.

"Okay, sir, let me tell you again, a serving of beef soup is 15 yuan, extra beef is 5 yuan, crispy is 2 pieces each, and tickets for the song and dance troupe are 30 yuan per person. In addition, your position is For the main seat, there is an additional 50 yuan, if you want to change seats, I can also arrange you to the back seats, there is no seat fee for those seats, do you think it is necessary to change?"

   Only then did Wen Xu realize that he had dug a small hole for himself, but after thinking about going in to watch the singing and dancing, it was still fifty yuan short, so he shook his head and said, "Okay, just stay here!"

   "Hello, please check the amount and pay first." The little girl immediately printed out a ticket and handed it to Wen Xu.

   "Are you afraid that I will run away?" Wen Xu said with a smile.

  The little girl shook her head immediately: "No, we just buy beef soup and so on, and don't make it myself...".

  Seeing that the little girl was still grinding her teeth with her, Wen Xu immediately raised her hand and said, "Okay, I see, just serve our soup sooner!"

   "Okay!" After receiving the money, the little girl jumped down happily like a rabbit.

   Not to mention, the soup was served really fast. Not long after sitting down, five bowls of soup came with five small pancakes, and at the same time the venue was full of people, so the performance officially started.

  Watching the performance while drinking soup, Wen Xu was afraid that this small song and dance troupe in the countryside would be too 'meat', but who would know it after watching the show, it's too vegetarian!

  The first song that the announcer came up was "Shu Shu Lang" and then came up as a snail. When Wen Xu finished drinking the soup, all the songs were children's songs.

  That’s all for children’s songs, but what’s wrong with that group of backup dancers, all of them wearing leather skirts and leather pants, wriggling around, and accompanied by a reading man? Small pot of beef?

  If it wasn't for the **** stage's skirt being long enough, Wen Xu would have pulled out her phone and reported it. Although they are acting in children's programs, these actors have the unrestrained energy of a small country dance troupe in their bones.

   Just about to say something, Wen Xu heard a conversation between a couple at the next table.

  The woman said: "What is this singing about!"

"In the countryside, what kind of programs can a small song and dance troupe have? This is probably very good. You think it's our big city, and you can go to the big theater as soon as you step on the gas pedal after watching an opera..." The man pretended to be very stylish Said. There is a sense of pride in being a city person in the words, and the contempt for the rural people is palpable.

  Wen Xu curled his lips when he heard this, and said in his heart: If you pretend to be aggressive, you won't be afraid of being struck by lightning!

   "Okay, we're done eating, let's go" Wen Xu looked at it for a while and felt that it was too boring, so he said to a few children.

   "Hush!"

  Xiaoyao made a silence gesture to Wen Xu and then stared at the stage intently.

Right now, a musical "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" is being performed on the stage. After watching the first minute, Wen Xu understood that these people on the stage had never rehearsed at all, and they just acted indiscriminately without saying goodbye. Yes, just talking about this drama, have you seen the prince who killed Matt? At the same time, it is paired with a pair of black leather pants with silver chains hanging on the pants, and snow boots on the feet! What is the difference between this prince and the one who came out to sell.

Not to mention Snow White, she has curly hair on top of her head, and the powder on her face is almost falling off. Her whole figure is not like a princess, she is directly in the shape of a plow, twisting and turning on the stage Seeing it so warmly made me want to vomit.

Just such a stage play, a group of unknown monsters twisting and jumping on the stage, but it attracted countless children, not only the three at Wen Xu's table, turned around and saw that most of the tables were The children on the stage were all attracted by the people on the stage.

   "The IQ of these zero-year-old generations is worrying!" Wen Wen whispered.

  Being patient, Wen Xu watched the so-called ghost version of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" for ten minutes. Only then did I hear the reporter report the last program, but what Wen Xu didn't expect was that the last program was another nonsense musical "Scarecrow".

Wow! This play was staged by them, from a fairy tale to a comprehensive nonsense drama that combines fantasy, time travel, and nonsense. Wen Xu doesn't even know how this group of people practiced it. To be nonsensical, the warmth of watching directly smashed the three views to the ground. The tin woodman fell in love with the scarecrow, and then the tin woodman couldn't be with the scarecrow because he had no heart. Finally, he asked the witch to make a wish and asked for a heart, but the witch It's worse, it gave the Tin Woodman a heart without love, and then the Tin Woodman and the Scarecrow girl started a Korean drama-style entanglement.

  My God! Wen Xu watched half of it and suddenly felt like dying. I felt like I had a fake childhood, watched a fake scarecrow story, and the nonsense counted straight up to the crotch hidden thunder in the anti-Japanese drama, tearing devils with hands.

  But each and every one of the children was quite involved in watching it. It seemed that these nonsense stories made them very involved.

   "Does it look good?" Wen Xu had no choice but to turn around and ask her little cousin at the beginning of zero.

  Hang Chen said, "Look at the excitement!"

  Wen Xu understood, it turned out that what these children were reading was not stories, but excitement. A nonsense drama full of nonsense, and performed by very low singing and dancing actors can attract children's attention. Through this, Wen Xu finally understands why those little fresh meats with no acting skills are now in power. It's over.