Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

  When all the brats saw Wen Xu standing aside, their expressions all collapsed. The main reason why they found such a remote place to set off firecrackers is that they are afraid that the adults in the village will find out that although the village allows firecrackers to be set off during the Chinese New Year today, it is only a few times. , and several time periods such as the countdown to the Lunar New Year. He never said anything about the brats firing cannons indiscriminately.

  Secondly, Wen Xu is an adult, and he is also everyone's elder. These children are instinctively afraid of Wen Xu in their hearts. Seeing Wen Xu, he subconsciously thought that he had come to collect the firecrackers in his hands.

   "What are you all looking at me for? Why don't you play?" Wen Xu said deliberately looking at a group of brats with a straight face.

In terms of recognizing mistakes, these brats are self-taught. No matter whether they have money or not, these little things immediately bow their heads and look ashamed. In fact, they don’t know what they are thinking. Whether to change it or not, that is something that has no shadow.

  Nine times out of ten, this side admits its mistake, and the other side turns around and makes it again for you.

"Which one of you still has a cannon in your pocket, take it out and let me have a look?" Wen Xu was the first to walk in front of Da Leizi when he heard that no one in the circle was talking, and looked up at the boy to everyone at the same time. asked the children.

Seeing his uncle standing in front of him, Da Lei quickly and honestly put his hand into his pocket, took out three cannons and held them in his hands, and deliberately mourned: "I only have these left !"

Wen Xu picked up the firecracker in Dalei's hand and looked at it. This cannon is very thick, each one is about as thick as an adult's thumb, about five or six times thicker than a normal firecracker, and nearly twice as long in length. It is covered with white plastic paper, and the plastic paper on the lower edge of the cannon, which accounts for about one-third of the body, has been replaced with colored plastic. The workmanship is quite exquisite, and it is at least much better than ordinary red cannons.

   After grabbing the firecracker in Da Lei's hand, Wen Xu stood in front of Da Linzi again, and the little thing looked at Wen Xu with a look of reluctance. Seeing Wen Xu hooking his fingers at him, he had no choice but to reach into his pocket and fumble for a long time to take out two cannons.

   "It's gone?" Wen Xu looked at the two small cannons in his hand with a look of disbelief.

  Da Linzi said with a guilty conscience: "No more!"

  Did not look into Wen Xu's eyes when he was talking, and obviously lied again, Wen Xu received two small firecrackers, how could he be willing to end, shook his hands: "I searched or did you pay for it yourself?"

  Where can Da Linzi let Wen Xu search, he immediately reached out and took out a firecracker from another trouser pocket, once is the real thing, the firecrackers are like the ones that Da Lei gave just now.

Next, Wen Xu went to Yuanbo and the other brats for a turn. After this round, Wen Xu and his pockets were full of firecrackers. There were about thirty of them. Wen Xu just asked the leading children to keep them After a circle, I didn't take away the warmth like Maodan, because I knew that there couldn't be many of them, at most a dozen or twenty, maybe there were a lot of them in the front, and if I took them away, I should wipe my tears up.

   "Xiaoyao, let a few children make snowdrifts" Wen Xu said to Xiaoyao while standing beside him, reaching out to hold Pao Xinzi.

Xiaoyao thought that Wen Xu was going to clean himself up in a disguised form, and immediately said with a slanderous smile: "Uncle, don't worry, look at this big Chinese New Year, everyone is still waiting to go home and set off firecrackers, the New Year is coming soon, let's come out It's been long enough, I don't care if I'm so old, they might be worried when they are small."

   "Well, well, my dad is looking for me"

   "My mother told me to go back and eat melon seeds"

All the brats nodded immediately, expressing that their mothers were looking for them. What's more, the little thing was only five or six years old. I don't know which TV series I read the lines from, saying that it was on my own stove. He was cooking soup and wanted to go home to have a look. The little thing was obviously talking nonsense. Even if Wen Nuan hadn't heard this sentence before, it shouldn't have come from a small thing that was as tall as a pot. If this Believe it or not, it makes people laugh out loud!

  Wen Xu said loudly: "Stop talking nonsense! What time is it when you go home to set off firecrackers? It's not yet nine o'clock, and there are still three hours to go home to set off firecrackers! Xiaoyao, find someone to make snow!"

  Xiaoyao immediately raised his hand to say hello: "Hurry up, hurry up and make snow! Make snow!"

  Xiaoyao is feeling uneasy now, he has a deep understanding of Wen Xu's 'perversion', if there is anyone among this group of children who knows Wen Xu's 'dark side' best, it must be Xiaoyao.

  Several children and Xiaoyao started to pile up the blown snow again, they didn't dare to stop without hearing Wen Xu's call to stop, just continued to pile up in handfuls.

   "Okay, okay, let Erhua pass to compact it," Wen Xu said.

  Xiaoyao called Erhua over again.

   Erhua came to the edge and looked at Xiaoyao with her mouth open, and stood beside the snowdrift without moving, with her two small eyes staring at Xiaoyao. Xiaoyao was nervous and forgot to feed Erhua. With nothing to eat, Erhua's enthusiasm for working for Xiaoyao plummeted, and she held the wooden pestle and remained motionless.

   "Hey, if you don't want to feed Erhua stop working!" Wen Xu watched for a few seconds and found that Xiao Yao was still standing with a sad face, so he reminded him aloud.

  Hearing this reminder, Xiaoyao remembered, took out a handful of things from his pocket, and put them in Erhua's mouth. With food, Erhua immediately began to work happily.

  As soon as Xiaoyao took out something, Wen Xu glanced at it and saw clearly that it was nothing but homemade candied dates, that is, black candied dates made from black honey. Now Wen Xu understands why Erhua is so happy to beat Xueduizi, and why she is still waiting for another beat after beating, it turns out that there is something delicious to eat.

   Bears' resistance to honey is known to everyone who thinks about it with their butts.

  The smile on Xiaoyao's face was uglier than crying, she looked at Wen Xu and explained: "I got it from my grandfather!"

  Wen Xu glanced at him: "I'm afraid it wasn't brought, but stolen, right? Tell me, how many dates did you steal from your great-grandfather?"

   "Not much, just two or three." Xiaoyao saw that Wen Xu's face was not too ugly, so he felt a little relieved.

"That's all!" Wen Xu gently pushed Xiaoyao away, squatted down on the snowdrift, stretched out his hand and gently pressed the snowdrift, and found that Erhua's strength was indeed quite strong, Xiaoxuediao took a few hits The beating tightened up.

   "Here, here!" Wen Xu stretched out his finger to the top of the snowdrift.

  Erhua heard Wen Xu's words, and immediately took the wooden pestle in her hand to beat the top of the snowdrift. Although the place of beating was a little bit off, it was not a meticulous job, and it didn't matter if it was more or less.

   After pounding for two or three minutes, Wen Xu reached out and shook Er Hua: "Okay!"

   Erhua saw it and immediately walked to Xiaoyao with the wooden pestle in her arms. Xiaoyao had no choice but to throw a few more black dates into Erhua's mouth.

Wen Xu reached out and wiped the snowdrift, and almost smoothed the flat top of the snowdrift, then turned around and brought a few bouquets of snowflakes from a few steps away, and wiped the flat bottom into a pointed top, but the top of the pointed top Part of the snowflake is naturally loose.

Wen Xu made a small nest on the top of the spire, put the three firecrackers twisted together in the small nest, and then buried the three firecrackers again, only one fuze was exposed. , the fuze touches the snowflakes for a few seconds without worrying about the tide. Even if there is water in this warmth, it will freeze in a while.

   "Basin!"

  Seeing Wen Xu beckoning for a basin, Xiao Yao immediately recruited the big trick, and the price was naturally two small handfuls of candied dates.

   "What are you all doing here? Run a little farther, I'm going to fire a cannon. I'm definitely higher than all of you!"

  Hearing what Wen Xu said, a group of brats were all stunned for a second or two, and after they understood it, they cheered immediately.

  Da Lei and Da Linzi immediately turned bitter.

  Da Leizi said: "Uncle, give us some back. You have taken away all our firecrackers. We can't compete with you anymore."

   "Do you think I don't know what you guys are? Each of you has more small ideas in your heart than ghosts." Wen Xu stretched out his fingers and poked the foreheads of several small things one by one.

   "If you want to say that you gave me all the firecrackers, then I will take you to see your uncle right now, and then send you home." Wen Wen said with a smile.

"hey-hey!"

  Being caught by Wen Xu's words, Da Lei immediately touched his head, scratched his waist, and looked ashamed that you found out.

  Wen Xu looked at the bear-like appearance of the children and immediately said: "What are you doing in a daze, if you don't have any in your pocket, go to the hiding place!"

  Da Lei said immediately after hearing this: "Okay!"

   After finishing speaking, he turned around and was about to run back. After running for two steps, he remembered something, and continued running without looking back, shouting: "Let's play it when we come back, if we don't admit it!"

   Seeing Da Lei make a move, the rest of the brats also ran back immediately.

Wen Xu didn't think that these brats would hide firecrackers at home, like when Wen Xu was a child, home was the last choice for hiding things. Generally speaking, they hid most in tree holes, and in bird nests. The importance of things is hidden separately. Wen Xu's favorite is the tree hole, but when Wen Xu was in junior high school, the old tree that Wen Xu loved was planed.

   After waiting for more than three minutes, a few brats came running back, and the pockets of their trousers immediately became bulging.

   "It's all scattered!"

Wen Xu saw that a group of children did not move after leaving a distance of five or six meters, so he signaled them to step back again, and when they had retreated almost ten meters, Wen Xu was satisfied, turned his head and stroked his hands match, lit the fuse.

  As soon as he saw that the fuze was on, he made a hissing sound, and sparks flashed quickly, without stopping for a moment, he opened his legs and ran in the opposite direction.

When Wen Xu just ran to a safe place, he turned his head and immediately heard a loud bang, this one was much louder than the two just now, and because there was a non-transparent basin on it, it suddenly shook Wen Xu's eardrums hurt a little.

  The impermeable steel basin also gave Wen Xu a face, and the height of the direct flight was more than twice that of the big forest.

"Wow!"

   A group of brats were dumbfounded, thinking that the explosion was so high this time.

   "Uncle, that's amazing!"

Wen Xu smiled and said: "You silly boys, the whole snowdrift was so tightly beaten by Erhua, and part of the energy would be consumed when the firecrackers exploded the snow. Naturally, it is not as good as standing at such a high temperature Now, if you don’t want to see the snowflakes splatter, the best thing is to remove the snowflakes on the top, of course, the point of frying is different, and the direction of the basin flying is also different!... ".

  These brats think that if they are smashed tightly, it will be more powerful to blow up, but they have not thought about it carefully. Once it is tightened, it will consume a lot of snow force to blow up. How can it be possible to blow up the snow without blowing up the snow.

   "Uncle, what is energy?"

   "It's just what it said on TV, why your energy is beyond your imagination, how stupid!"

  As soon as Wen Xu heard that even the words of the advertisement came out, a black line immediately hung on his forehead, but it is not easy to explain the word Wen Xu about energy.

   "It's strength!" Wen Xu's explanation is a bit vulgar, but the children understand it all. For them, understanding the word energy is far less simple and intuitive than strength.

   "Who are we talking about next?" Wen Xu asked directly.

"I!"

  …

   That's it, Wen Nu and a bunch of brats, on the night of Chinese New Year's Eve, bored to the point of pain, didn't even watch the Spring Festival Gala, and went to the outskirts of Lie to start blowing up pots to play.

   And it took hours to play, until twelve o'clock, when the firecrackers went off in the village, everyone realized that the new year had really arrived.