Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

Chapter 693: damn thing!

  Both Shi Shangwu and Wen Xu looked at the scum with wide eyes, carefully observing its every movement, hoping to see how the scum bravely fights a tired tiger and completes the biggest change in the whole life of a dog.

The scum behaved unhurriedly at this time, and began to 'tick' the tiger non-stop, and the tiger felt a little overwhelmed at this moment, maybe it was hungry for too long, or it just brought down a Yunnan horse. Trying my best, my reaction to the scum became slower and slower each time.

The tiger seemed to have made up his mind, ignored the scum, and turned around to deal with the Yunnan horse that he had just killed, preparing to have a full meal before cleaning up the annoying giant dog behind him, so that it would know that the tiger was not so good molesting.

   Seeing that the tiger ignored him, the scum began to turn his head and put most of his attention on the Dianma, so he got closer and his movements became bolder.

  The tiger really had a solution, so he had to turn his head to deal with the scum. Gradually, although the tiger still raised his head, it seemed that the strength of his body was fading along with its movement. Originally, the tiger had been chasing the scum for a long time, expending a lot of physical strength, and then found that the scum had actually got into the house. The instinct of the beast told it that the things in the house were dangerous, and they were dangerous enough to kill.

If it was normal, the tiger would turn around and leave here without hesitation, hiding far away, but now hunger has pushed the tiger to a corner, if not, he would not have chased the scum all the way and ran a marathon, just in time to see Shuan The tiger couldn't stand the horse on the hitch rail and jumped on it, intending to be a stuffed ghost even if it died.

   The scum once again pushed towards the tiger, almost at a distance where he could face the tiger face to face.

The tiger turned its head and looked at the scum. At this time, the tiger could only roar. It was powerless to drive away the "giant dog" scum, and could only demonstrate against the scum time and time again. It was very weak, even a blind man knew that it was already powerless against a carnivore with the physique of the scum. Let's put it this way, if the scum was a wolf at this time, then the tiger would be tragically killed by the wolf.

  Wen Xu looked at the scum, clenched his fists involuntarily, and a voice kept shouting in his heart: The scum killed it, your mistress still lacks a tiger-skin mat, and the little master still lacks a few tiger-skin diapers.

   Just when Wen Xu was full of fantasies, the scum stood next to the tiger, head to head, face to face, only one and a half meters away from the tiger.

   "Bite it!" Shi Shangwu also stretched out his hands and shouted at the scum, wanting to encourage the scum.

The scum took another small step towards the tiger. Such a provocation, not to mention a beast, probably wouldn't even be able to stand a chicken, but the tiger endured it and just looked at the scum, staring at it without saying a word. Scum, be silent!

  Wen Xu slightly moved his knuckles at this time, because he felt that the palms of his hands were sweating.

   Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the scum did not move, but kept growling at the tiger. After about twenty seconds, the scum moved!

   During the twenty-odd seconds, the four of Wen Xu held his breath, staring at the scum with eyes open like bulls' eyes, waiting for such a historic moment.

   The scum moved, but the scum didn't attack the tiger, but lay down directly in front of the tiger, with the standard belly up, kicking its four calves constantly, and its back was still twisting and twisting on the ground.

   This is not an attack at all, it is a trick of admitting cowardice directly, and it is still a cowardly trick!

   Aww!

  The tiger was obviously greatly relieved. Seeing the scum who confessed, or the younger brother who took refuge here, the tiger has no choice now. In its view, it must either accept this younger brother, or be killed by the younger brother.

  Although it is an animal, the choice between life and death does not seem to be that difficult. In an instant, the tiger made up his mind and growled at the scum, expressing his feelings.

  If the tiger were a human, it would probably have to pat the scum on the shoulder and promise to share the blessings and make love with girls. Unfortunately, as an animal, it can only roar twice.

Hearing the roar of the tiger, the scum immediately became happy. He flicked his whole tongue out of his mouth happily, and got up, still standing, but lying on his stomach, just like a traitor, he climbed two steps When he got to the side of the tiger, he opened his mouth and kept licking the back of the tiger's head or back.

   At the beginning, the tiger seemed to be a little worried, fearful and other expressions, of course let alone a tiger, even if a person gives his back to someone he is not familiar with, he will be wary. But after being licked and scratched by the scum for a while, Lao Li closed his eyes and began to show an expression of enjoyment. He was obviously very satisfied with the younger brother's service, and the big paw of the scum scratched an itchy spot that he had never scratched before.

  Shi Shangzhen almost pulled his hair out at this time, looking at the current state of the Gouhu family, his face was flushed and wrinkled like an old man who had been constipated for a long time.

  Wen Xu didn't know what mood he was in at the moment, he seemed a little lost, and he seemed to let go of a big stone in his heart, but he actually felt a little slack.

   After being silent for more than a minute, Wen Xu came back to his senses first, looked at the scum who was with the tiger, and sighed: "The scum is still that scum!"

  Shi Shangwu nodded after listening, and said in agreement: "The so-called country is easy to change, but nature is hard to change, and dogs can't change and eat shit!"

  After Shi Shangwu finished speaking, he still felt a little uncomfortable, so he couldn't help adding another sentence angrily: "Dog!"

  Pfft!

   Just as Shi Shangwu finished speaking, a laugh came from behind him.

  When Shi Shangwu heard this, he turned his head coldly and looked at the little soldier behind him covering his mouth and laughing silly.

Seeing Shi Shangwu looking at him, the honest and silly little soldier didn't know what was wrong, probably his mind went down a little bit, he smiled and said to Shi Shangwu: "I think of a cross talk I heard, One of the two Northeast people mentioned asked you what you were looking for, and the other said what you were looking for. Ten minutes later, one of them went to the funeral, and then said funny and flatteringly, when you are in the Northeast, when someone asks you what you are looking for, don’t What's wrong with you, if you want to survive, you have to say, I look at you like my father, and catch him off guard!"

  Shi Shangwu listened to this silly boy's talk for half a year, but couldn't find the laughing point in it, and looked at the little soldier in bewilderment.

"Does the scum look like the one who makes me laugh? It's like saying something to the tiger. I think you look like my father. The tiger is confused." The little soldier continued to be very happy, and explained with a smile like Shi Shangwu .

  Wen Xu sensed the truth, and grinned a little, but didn't think the metaphor was very funny.

The surrender of the scum made the tiger a lot easier. Although the tiger didn't have an overly expression on its face, its tail had completely betrayed its mood at the moment. From time to time, the tiger's tail would just swing like this twice, and it was still rhythmic. Of course, it's obviously not a sign of a bad mood.

  Wen Xu looked at it for a while, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he patted his thigh involuntarily: "I finally figured it out!"

  Shi Shangwu is still reminiscing about the metaphor that the little soldier said, and was taken aback by Wen Xu's all of a sudden, he came back to his senses and asked Wen Xu: "What do you want to understand?"

Wen Xu looked back at him and said with a smile: "I finally understand why the scum can always make friends in the woods, this guy looks like a piece of shit, just like what he said when he saw everyone he called Dad, no one should touch it, it's shameless to the extreme!"

  After Shi Shangwu heard Wen Xu's explanation, he looked at the scum who was sticking out his tongue to groom the tiger, and couldn't help but sighed: "What kind of thing is your dog, why don't you kill it and eat it!"

  Hearing about killing and eating meat, the scum suddenly looked back at Shi Shangwu, and yelled at him twice.

   "Shouldn't I kill you to eat meat?" Shi Shangwu raised his middle fingers with both hands at the scum.

  The scum looked at Shi Shangwu anxiously for two seconds, then turned his head back.

  At this time, the tiger opened its mouth and began to bite the dead Dian horse's neck, and quickly bit the horse's neck, licking the blood flowing from the horse's neck.

  Wen Xu watched the tiger's movements, and thought in his heart: The tiger really has no strength, and now he doesn't even have the strength to tear the meat off the horse's neck.

Before Wen Xu could get rid of this thought, something happened that made Wen Xu feel ashamed. The scum stood next to the dead horse and bit the horse's neck. And tore the meat from the horse's neck into strips.

   Scum doesn’t eat it by itself. It doesn’t have much interest in raw meat. It does this just to let the new ‘Brother Tiger’ eat it.

   "I guess this is what people say, a determined traitor," said the little soldier.

  Shi Shangwu hummed.

   "What should we do? Let's continue standing at the door?" The guard asked Shi Shangwu at this moment.

  Shi Shangwu looked at the scum who was flattering his new master, and then looked at Wen Nu: "Forget it, let's go in and continue drinking, out of sight and out of mind!"

   "There are two more horses?" The little soldier was a little worried.

  Wen Xu said: "Let's leave it alone. It's dangerous now. It's not worth risking your life for two horses. Generally speaking, tigers won't hurt them. It won't bother to waste time when it's full."

  Hearing what Wen Xu said, several people went into the house.

  Shi Shangwu just entered the door, and immediately stood still and turned around.

  Wen Xu was following him, and was caused by his action to slam on the brakes, almost hit him, stabilized his body and asked anxiously, "Why did you stop suddenly?"

   "Is Erbai okay?"

   "What's wrong with Erbai, you mean the tiger outside? Don't worry, it won't be able to deal with Erbai in a short while," Wen Xu said affirmatively.

Even a vigorous South China tiger would need a lot of time to deal with Erbai, a horse with a shoulder height of 1.7 meters and limbs like small fleshy pillars. With this time, Wen Xu would probably be able to run from here to the entrance of the village. Back and forth, how can we wait until the tiger eats Erbai!

  Hearing what Wen Xu said, they went back to the house and continued to drink wine and eat rabbits.

   Waiting for the four of Wen Xu to finish their meal, get dressed again, opened the door and walked out, the scene in front of them stunned everyone again.

It was too bloody, all three horses were brought down by the tiger, the one that was killed first now had a blood hole in its belly, spilled a slice of intestines and liver, and the other two horses were also beaten by the tiger It's almost the same, and even if it is not dead, it is no different from dead, lying on its side on the ground, twitching and kicking its legs.

  The tiger's physical strength has almost completely recovered at this time. The tiger should be very satisfied after having just had a full meal, but now it is still very nervous, standing still and looking up in the direction of the upwind.

   "Didn't you say you wouldn't bite the other two horses?" Shi Shangwu's face turned green.

  Wen Xu had to smile wryly and said: "Sometimes it gets mentally ill, I would never have guessed it, usually tigers don't do that."

   "Then how do we go back?" The guard's face turned bitter.

   "How to go back? It's very simple." Wen Xu took out the phone from his pocket: "There is it! Call someone to pick us up."

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