Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

Chapter 97: donkey training

   "Uncle Xiaoxu, when will your bread be ready?"

  Wen Xu just turned back from the greenhouse shed, saw Yuan Bo, Da Leizi and the group of kids, these little things who only remembered to eat, started to ask when there was bread.

  Wen Xu said to the little monkeys: "You little things, if you use this energy in your studies, your mothers and fathers won't use you to practice iron sand palms as soon as you send out the report card!"

Yuan Bei scratched the door, and said confidently: "Uncle, can we be blamed for failing the exam? The teachers who gave the questions are all idiots. They asked me that I have three bananas and five apples at home. I ate two bananas, and I My sister ate one and there were still a few left. Isn’t this nonsense? I thought it was impossible, so I asked the teacher on the paper, when did my mother buy it? The teacher got angry and asked me to call my parents.”

   "Okay, bastard, you're good enough!" Wen Xu was dumbfounded by this kid, the teacher asked you to do the math, who said you really have one.

  Maodan's younger sister, Ermaoya was very focused, she kept looking at Wen Nu with her black eyes, but she held her brother's cuff with her hand, and kept muttering to her brother: "Bread, bread!"

   "Yes, Uncle, is your bread still baked? We're dying of anxiety." Da Lei couldn't help but asked Wen Wen again.

"Baking, why don't you bake, but you, Uncle Guangsheng, don't have much time these days. Didn't the village say that a bridge was going to be built? They went to help them. After they finished their work, I built the stove. You didn't see me doing this." The bricks have been pulled back, just waiting for someone to come," Wen Xu said.

  The little ones are also easy to coax, and they are safe after hearing this, and after a while after hearing Xiner, they went to play, and began to make noises such as peek-a-boo and house-playing.

Wen Xu returned to the courtyard of her own home, and as soon as she entered the door, she saw the troublesome, scum, clinging to the corner of the wall and walking towards her food bowl, while the devil was standing on a branch holding the peanuts in his hands while gnawing While monitoring the route of the scum, if something goes wrong, the dried peanuts will be thrown on the scum's head.

   Aww, aww!

   From time to time, the scum will howl twice. Sometimes the devil will be beaten even if the scum walks in a very standardized route. It is probably because the devil wants to beat the scum when he is in the mood.

The yard is so noisy, and there is also a problem with Wen Xu's donkey training. The big brown donkey is much more stubborn than Wen Xu thought, and it is typical to rush and not go, and it is backwards. Wen Xu has dealt with it for two days and has not done anything to this donkey As a result, the amount of flour produced is still as much as when the second brother Wen Shigui left the mill.

   Just entered the yard, I heard someone outside the yard calling me

   "Uncle Xu, someone from my family came to your greenhouse today to pick some loofahs and two eggplants"

   I don't know whose daughter-in-law is standing in the courtyard and yelling.

  Wen Xu didn't think about anything, and directly replied loudly: "Go, since you are greeting guests, pick more!"

   "Hey, thank you uncle!"

Wen Xu hung around in the room for a while, originally thinking about practicing calligraphy or something, but he kept thinking about the donkey, so he couldn't practice at all, so he just stopped practicing calligraphy, and went directly to taming the donkey, Wen Xu didn't believe it, he himself I can't tame this sick donkey.

  Thinking of this, Wen Xu put down the brush in his hand, wiped his hands, and walked out of the small study room, out of the yard, and walked towards Qinglongwa where the donkey was tied.

At the bottom of the hill in Qinglongwa, the place where the donkey was tied had become a forest of small trees. The donkey was tied to a small pine tree with a thick bowl mouth. The reins were quite long, about six meters long. The forest, but the space grass here is still very lush, and the big brown donkey is very happy to eat here.

When Wen Xu approached, the donkey also saw Wen Xu approaching. The guy immediately raised his head, then turned to point his **** at his new owner. Wen Xu tried to turn several directions, but he couldn't get close to this guy. .

  Wen Xu really became popular, and directly copied the whip from the space, whipped it in turn, after a few whips, this guy understood that it is not a good way to point his **** at Wen Xu. This guy has a bit of IQ. I guess he didn't fight humans once or twice. The familiar ones started to run in circles around the pine tree. Wen Xu had to follow suit. He chased and beat him for almost half a year. When she was young, Wen Xu began to sweat all over her body and gasp for breath.

   "You can do it! You can do it!" Wen Xu put his hands on his knees and gasped as he looked at the donkey four or five meters away that was looking at him.

  The big brown donkey looked at Wen Xu, and yelled incessantly, as if he had won a battle.

  Wen Xu didn't go around with it like this anymore, a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he couldn't help but feel that he was really stupid, why did he have nothing to do with a donkey here! Go straight into the space to see how it tosses with itself in the space.

  Thinking of this, I reached out to untie the rope on the pine tree, and then threw the thing into the space with a flick of my hand, and then I followed into the space.

Once in the space, the big brown donkey was a little dazed. He turned his head left and right, but couldn't understand where he was. Everything he saw was fresh and curious, and he turned a pair of gray and blind eyes. 'Looking all around.

  Seeing Wen Xu appearing in front of him in a flash, the donkey suddenly retreated a few steps, still staring blankly at Wen Xu from outside the space.

   "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

   Not long after, the donkey brayed triumphantly again, and began to provoke its new owner.

  Wen Xu looked at this guy's appearance, and couldn't help but smile and activated his consciousness.

Just like that, the donkey suddenly felt that it was "rising" from the ground. When it lowered its head, it realized that it was not as if it was rising from the ground, but that it had really risen from the ground. This situation made the donkey panic, and kept swinging its four legs trying to get out of this uneasy state, but unfortunately no matter how it swung it, it was of no avail.

   "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

This time the sound was not provocative, but panicked, and soon the donkey realized that something more panicky was coming. His four hooves were connected to his neck, his head and the small tail hanging behind his buttocks were moving. no more.

   It is the kind of person who is clearly conscious, but loses control of his body, as if he is paralyzed. This kind of situation frightens the donkey all of a sudden, and he opened his mouth and yelled, which is miserable!

This time, Wen Xu could be regarded as expressing the bad breath in his heart. He felt that the braying of the donkey was unpleasant, and it made people upset. When he realized it, the donkey's big mouth could no longer make the slightest sound, and only two of them were left. The donkey's ears can turn around, like an antenna.

  Wen Xu picked up the whip again and walked up to the donkey, pointing at the donkey with the whip swaggeringly: "Xiao Mian, give me another blow!"

Snapped! He swung the whip to the donkey's body and began to whip it, muttering as he whipped: "You have been unlucky in this life, you met me, today I will let you try Wu Zetian's horse training moves !"

   After whipping a dozen or so times, Wen Xu felt that it was almost done, walked away from the donkey for about ten steps, and then let go of Huzi from his 'consciousness'.

  As soon as he let go of the donkey, the big brown donkey collapsed to the ground with a snap, and it took about two or three minutes before it slowly stood up.

  Wen Xu raised his foot, and immediately saw the recovered donkey pointing his head at him again.

   "Hehe! I don't think you can fight enough!"

   After finishing speaking, he acted out what happened to the donkey again!

  After coming down a few times, the donkey finally gained some IQ, knowing that he was no match for the new owner, and also knew how to behave so that he would not be beaten.

Wen Xu approached the donkey, and the big brown donkey finally became honest. It proved that no matter how stubborn a donkey is, he would succumb to the whip. Thinking of this, Wen Xu proudly reached out and grabbed the big donkey by the ear, saying, "That's right! Pull your mill and do your work! Eat the best grass, otherwise, the donkey shredded pork with the whip will keep you safe."

  Looking at the donkey, he has now deeply understood his own special policy: if he doesn't obey, he will be beaten, and he is still hung up and his whole body is fixed for the beating!

  Wen Xu felt that it was enough to be trained like this, so he pulled the donkey out of the space.

   Now the big brown donkey was much more obedient, Wen Xu took the rein and the big brown donkey followed Wen Xu obediently and walked towards the mill. When he arrived at the mill, Wen Xu put the splint on and hung the hook on the mill rod.

   "Drive!"

  Just a yell, and the big brown donkey immediately began to spin honestly, without any stubbornness.

  While putting wheat in the grinding eyes, Wen Xu said to himself, "If you don't hit something that can't be used, you have to force me to do something hard!"

Strips of white flour were pushed out from between the grinding teeth, and then returned to the grinding eyes. After going back and forth a few times, I almost saw Mai Pier, Wen Xu grabbed the flour, put it in the palm of his hand, and rubbed it back and forth. After a few times, I felt that it was not enough for my own use, so I put the flour away and put it in the noodle pocket I had prepared a long time ago.

   Seeing that there was no one around, Wen Xu placed the noodle bag in her own space again.

Wen Xu spent the whole day in the mill. At first, she thought it was quite interesting, but after a long time, it became a bit boring. After all, all she did was repetitive work, and after a while, she would I need to add some wheat to the mill, and standing alone in the mill, I can only talk to the donkey. At this time, I don’t need to understand how boring I can just think about it.

Others don't know what to do, anyway, Wen Xu himself doesn't want to do this job anymore, but the noodles always have to be ground, so Wen Xu began to think about how to design an automatic funnel machine to let it go down at a certain speed Leaking grains such as wheat, in this way, you can grind out the flour you want, and you don't have to stare at it all the time.

  If you want to be lazy, you have to use your brain! Wen Xu's little brain turned accordingly, and began to design a funnel for his own mill. When he was designing, Wen Xu thought about it deeply and realized that not only the leakage of grain must be considered, but also how to connect the funnel hanging from the mill to the grinding plate. For the grain that comes down from the funnel, you must know that the grinding eye on the millstone is not in the center, but on one side. When the mill rotates, the grinding eye also rotates, and it rotates with the center of the millstone as the center. on a round edge.

  Thinking about things, Wen Xu became a little dazed. Standing beside the millstone, he began to think about his new device for lazy people. He didn't know that the donkey had already stood behind him at this time.

  Because Wen Xu beat him hard, he naturally remembered the grudge in his heart. The big brown donkey has an IQ, and the big brown donkey stood for a while and found that Wen Xu was motionless, like a wooden man, and naturally began to think carefully.

At the beginning, the donkey didn't have the guts to speak out. After all, he had only been beaten a few times, and the time of the beatings hadn't passed a day. Will it subside?

  So, the 'smart' big brown donkey stretched out its mouth, and lightly bit Wen Wen's back!

  He didn't have any strength at all, Wen Xu was lost in his thoughts, and couldn't feel anything at all.

Seeing that the hateful person in front of him didn't respond, the big brown donkey stretched out his mouth again after waiting for a while, this time speeding up a little bit, but this time most of the force bit his clothes, Wen Nu only felt his back a little itchy , didn't even think that the big donkey behind him was about to "suck" to him, and the gentleness in thought just shrugged his shoulders back and forth, rubbing the itch.

   The big brown donkey didn't respond to the bite! Isn't this a good time for revenge? Immediately, he opened his mouth wide and ran towards Wen Xu's back, forked it over, and took a savage bite.

   "****!"

This time, Wen Xu jumped up directly, and she jumped three feet high, and jumped directly outside the mill. Even if she was outside the mill, she kept jumping and reaching for her back. It's a pity What's more, the bitten place on the back is also a little bit damaged, rubbing? Can't knead, scratch? If you can't scratch it, let Wen Xu jump on his feet!

   "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

  The big brown donkey barked cheerfully!

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