The first fairy of the United States

"Okay, I don't know how much I should pay?" Seeing Uncle Jiu's acquiescence, Tan Wanwan rubbed his fingers and asked.

"Fighting ghosts is not easy, at least 50 yuan."

"Yes, at least 50 yuan."

Qiu Sheng compared the numbers with one hand, and Wen Cai followed suit.

"This~ this~ fifty is fifty, but I must deal with it!"

"no problem."

The three discussed it in a few words.After dinner, Uncle Jiu went back to Yizhuang to get busy.Ye Wentian also returned to Yizhuang, practicing boxing and sword skills in the yard.

Taijiquan and Bajiquan each have matching swordsmanship.Ye Wentian was dancing in the yard by himself, and Ren Tingting came to him at this time.

"Brother Tian, ​​would you go shopping with me?"

"Hmm~ Qiusheng and Wencai accepted an order today, why don't we go and see it together?" Ye Wentian really didn't want to go shopping, he was so bored, so he made up an excuse and planned to go to Master Tan's house to watch a play.

"Okay, okay, let's go." Ren Tingting happily pulled Ye Wentian's cuff and went out.In fact, she didn't simply want to go shopping, she just wanted to be with Ye Wentian, no matter where she went to play, it didn't matter.

Not long after, the two arrived at Tan Wanwan's new house. Looking from a distance, they saw a large group of people standing at the door. When they got closer, they found that Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng were confronting another middle-aged man in his forties. .

"I came first, didn't your elders teach you to come first?!"

"So what, we are the gatekeepers of this local dojo, and the entire Renjia Town is covered by our Yizhuang."

"Don't quarrel~ don't quarrel...Everyone, don't quarrel, or let Master Mao Shanming try first, if it doesn't work, what should you do? After all, I have been waiting for a long time."

"..."

In fact, Tan Wanwan made an appointment with Mao Shanming, who was passing by, and he only needed five yuan. pay.

"Okay, let him try first."

Qiu Sheng had no choice but to agree first, and wanted to see what Mao Shanming was up to, he was probably a charlatan.

Everyone was about to go in when they saw a man and a woman walking slowly. The woman was wearing a blue brocade dress and satin, with a delicate face and a charming smile.The man was dressed in a golden silk brocade robe, handsome and handsome, with his hands behind his back, like a handsome young man walking out of a painting.

Everyone at the scene sighed in their hearts, what a pair of talented men and beautiful women.

"Really, the niece of the Ren family." Tan Wanwan cupped his hands.

"Hello, Uncle Tan." Ren Tingting called out.

"You don't need to be too polite. We are just bored to take a look. You are busy with your work." After Ye Wentian finished speaking, he also greeted Qiu Shengwencai, and the group walked into the courtyard.

When Mao Shanming heard the word "real person", which real person did he think?Where is the real person?Why never heard of it?Is it a real person or is he a charlatan like himself?There was a faint feeling of bad premonition in my heart.

After a while, the altar was set up, and Mao Shanming began to pretend to chant mantras and dance to the Great God.

"Those who move people to the table are done by evil people, those who move people out of bed are done by evil spirits..."

While thinking about it, he turned somersault, took off his clothes smoothly, turned it over and put it on his body to become a Taoist robe, and continued to read:

"First the courtesy and then the soldiers, listen carefully, Xiamao Shanming, entrusted by Renjiazhen Tan Wanwan, to clean up the house..."

As he said that, he jumped onto the altar, waved his hand, and threw out an invalid talisman. He threw a nail and stuck it on the edge of the door. The style is well practiced.

After thinking about it, he laughed, turned his head and tried hard not to make a sound.Wencai and Qiusheng watched Maoshan Mingyitong perform, and felt that this person really has some skills.

Ren Tingting saw Ye Wentian holding back a smile beside her, so she asked curiously in a low voice:

"Brother Wentian, what are you laughing at? Did you think of something funny? Tell me."

"Let me tell you, this Maoshan Ming is playing tricks in the world, and he has no skills. A piece of clothing is worn backwards. How can there be such a Taoist robe?

Also, the procedure is wrong, it doesn’t matter if the Buddhist altar is placed or not, the problem is that you put it up, but you don’t worship the portrait of the Patriarch Sanqing, but fortunately, you didn’t worship the portrait of Sanqing Patriarch, otherwise he would jump to the Buddhist altar. The behavior on the altar is disrespectful, I really want to worship, I will not be moldy for half a month, and I will have to stop my teeth when I drink water. "

Ye Wentian laughed while talking, thinking that Mao Shanming was too funny, and Ren Tingting also laughed after hearing this, but the two of them didn't make too much noise and didn't attract attention.

"I have paid with paper money, and I have said it well. If you don't admit your mistake, I will beat you hard."

Mao Shanming threw the two umbrellas he was carrying with him into the open room. In fact, the umbrellas were the shelter of the two little ghosts he adopted. He picked up the magic sword and was ready to start performing.

Ye Wentian signaled Ren Tingting to watch carefully, and the fun began immediately.And Wencai and Qiusheng have also discovered that something is wrong. The two of them have never heard all the spells Mao Shanming chanted from the mouth of Uncle Jiu. It is obvious that this person is a charlatan.

What happened next surprised everyone present. They saw Mao Shanming walking in with a sword, and two male ghosts appeared inside, one big and one small. They should be Dabao and Xiaobao, fighting with Mao Shanming. up.

They were entangled with each other, they fought in a decent way, and I don't know how many times they rehearsed on weekdays.

At this time, the smaller one rushed out, scaring everyone to dodge around the yard, but this little ghost didn't care about the others, and only chased Tan Wanwan.

Mao Shanming immediately said:

"The silver ticket is pasted on its face, and there is cinnabar on the silver ticket."

"..."

"Is it enough to post 50 taels?"

"Not enough, it's still moving! It needs to be posted for 500 taels."

Master Tan had no choice but to post 500 taels.At this time, Mao Shanming had already taken the big ghost in the house, and came out to take the little ghost, and quietly put 550 taels into his arms.

"In the future, I guarantee that you will not be moved out of bed by ghosts again."

Tan Wanwan immediately ordered his servant to go in and clean up the house. After thinking about it, he realized that something was wrong, so he turned around and asked:

"I don't think it's right. What we saw was a female ghost."

"Ghost, it's ever-changing."

Mao Shanming continued to flicker, and at this moment he heard the servants in the house yelling in panic that there were ghosts, and they were all thrown out. Everyone was a little terrified at this time, and didn't know what to do.

"Master Mao, this ghost hasn't been confiscated yet, why are you leaving? It's not too late to leave after confiscating it." Ye Wentian sarcastically said.

Mao Shanming also found that something was wrong. It turned out that there was a real ghost, and he was about to run away quietly, but Ye Wentian stopped him.Mao Shan knew that he couldn't get away easily, so he had to bite the bullet and bravely walked into the house.