Zhongtian Yi

"Yes yes yes, big painted face, big painted face, big painted face." The bracelet in the Queen Ant's wrist flickered for a moment, and a box of watercolors appeared.She bit the tip of the pen, thinking while humming. "The blue-faced Dou Erdun steals the imperial horse, the red-faced Guan Gong fights in Changsha; the yellow-faced Dian Wei, the white-faced Cao Cao, and the black-faced Zhang Fei are called slags... the purple king of heaven holds a pagoda; the green devil fights Yasha; the golden monkey king, the silver monster, and the gray elf laugh haha... what kind of facial makeup should I draw? I'm so confused."

Heavenly Demon was taken aback, and his expression was even more unbelievable. "She can also draw facial makeup? Is it true or not?"

Turtles can't even draw, but you still want to draw facial makeup?Shadow doesn't believe it, firmly doesn't believe it!

"Hee hee, I have it." The queen ant leaned over, her posture was both generous and elegant.After choosing a certain color, start painting with a pen, and the more you paint, the more satisfied you become.After a while, the painting was finished. "Haha~ perfect, as expected of me."

"She finished the painting so quickly? Is it because she has a good foundation or a ghost?" Tianmo looked sideways, full of expectation. "Not bad, it suits him very well."

What did you draw?What did she draw?Hey, hey~ The shadow is very fast, but the back of the queen ant blocks his sight.

The queen ant looks left, right, up, and down, and how she looks is vivid. "Oh, my damn talent, damn beauty, damn temperament."

When the Heavenly Demon heard the words, his eyes were full of approval. "Talent is there, and beauty is also there. When it comes to temperament, tsk tsk~ is the key."

Narcissism, naked narcissism!I don't believe she can... Shadow is stupid, completely stupid.Could this face be... Before that, the queen finally moved away, so he was able to see it.

Yi Jie's dream world

At first it was blank, but in a blink of an eye there was a figure.

"master."

"Apprentice."

"I miss you so much."

"I miss you as well."

Although this dialogue is very simple, the corners of Yi Jie's lips are slightly raised in the real world.

The queen ant happened to catch a glimpse and was very puzzled. "Did the fool have a dream? What kind of dream can make him so happy?"

Heavenly Demon followed the prestige and couldn't help recalling a scene.At that time, they were still in Nolan, but Yi Jie was always frowning in his sleep. "I hope you can always be so happy and so simple."

return to dream

In an instant, there was another figure.

"elder sister."

"Brother."

"Sister, sister."

"I'm not deaf!"

dream?happy?Shadow stared intently, slightly moved. "It must be a sweet dream."

Wake up

Standing up, a beautiful figure immediately came into view.Looking at each other, Yi Jie took the lead in bowing to salute. "elder sister."

Out of politeness, the queen ant returned the salute.The moment she looked up, she was so happy that she leaned forward and backward.

baffling?crazy?The reason why Yi Jie has this idea is because he still doesn't know that he is a big face.

The queen ant tried her best to calm down, and then roared, "Can you leave your name here?"

What the hell is coming?What the hell is it that you can leave your name?Yi Jie was even more puzzled, or did she want to play house with me?Hmph~ I am happy to accompany you. "Changshan Zhao Zilong!"

Queen Ant: "Hahahaha..."

Heavenly Demon: "Hahahaha..."

Shadow held back for a while, and almost made a sound.I thought: no coincidence, no book, this answer is really unexpected!

Yi Jie faced the queen ant and asked seriously.

"What's so funny? Let's hear it."

"Pfft~ nothing, nothing."

"Don't tell me?"

"It's not that he refuses to say it, but it's really nothing."

"you swear!"

"My palace swears."

"You swear heavily!"

"All right, all right, I will make a solemn oath."

"You swear again!"

"Are you sick? You have to pay it back. If you want to fight, just tell me!"

"Woooooo~ Please tell me."

Yi Jie begged bitterly, but the queen ant was unmoved.

"I can't help you if you don't believe me."

"Hmph~ woman."

"A little bit~"

"Actually, if you don't tell me, I have a way to know."

"how?"

"You want to know?"

"think."

"Really?"

"Really!"

"Think slowly, I won't tell you."

"If you don't tell me, don't tell me. I suddenly don't want to know anymore."

"You're ruthless, you're ruthless, you're ruthless!"

"Assignment, acceptance."

When others know, but they do not know.Faced with such a situation, what would you think?If it were me, my heart would be very itchy.

If you don't want to say it, someone is willing to say it.Yi Jie pretended to be angry on the surface, but in his heart he was transmitting voices to the demon.

"What are you laughing at?"

"Laughing at you."

"What are you laughing at me for?"

"you guess."

"I guess?"

"Correct."

"I can't guess."

"You can't guess that I can't help it."

"Then tell me directly."

"It's boring to tell you, not to mention she will definitely be suspicious of what I tell you!"

"Unexpectedly, the Blessed Beast of Life would rebel!"

"If you want to add a crime, you can't worry about it."

"You can, you can, I remember."

"Remember it's okay, just don't hold grudges."

"you you you……"

"What's wrong with me?"

"It's nothing."

"Really?"

"I still cook it."

"Haha."

During this period, the queen ant kept staring at Yi Jie.When he turns to the left, her eyes turn to the left; when he turns to the right, her eyes turn to the right;

When a person is stared at closely by another person, the person being stared at must be very uncomfortable.The same is true for Yi Jie, you must know that he can't bear it anymore.

Finally, the witty dialogue began.

Yi Jie: "What are you looking at?"

Queen Ant: "What are you looking at?"

"Try another look!"

"Just try it!"

"What are you looking at?"

"Look at how handsome you are."

"Really?" There was a bit of coyness in Yi Jie's words.

"Undoubtedly." The Queen Ant's answer was full of firmness.

"Then tell me how handsome I am?" Yi Jie was even more coy.

"Who are you? You are Changshan Zhao Zilong! Eight feet long, leopard head with ring eyes, swallow collar and tiger beard, voice like thunder, and momentum like a galloping horse!" What the Queen Ant said was very passionate.

As soon as these words came out, the Heavenly Demon still couldn't hold back. "Ha ha ha ha……"

After hearing this, Yi Jie's facial expression kept changing - gloomy, helpless, depressed, aggrieved... suddenly angry, then embarrassed, sometimes puzzled, and then paralyzed... Seeing the demon laughing again, he was even more angry.

"Forgive me for laughing unkindly." Tianmo said truthfully, quite sincerely.

Yi Jie calmed down, and said through telepathy: "You still know that you are not kind!"

"Only this once, I hope Haihan."

"Huh~huh~huh~"

To say that the most uncomfortable person at this moment is undoubtedly the shadow.Why do you say that?Because he wanted to laugh but couldn't make a sound.It must be known that he has a low point of laughter, and it is really hard for him not to laugh.