Reincarnation for thousands of lives, life and death are bearish

After drinking half a pot of vinegar, Nie Xiaochu's nose slanted and his mouth was crooked, and the corner of his mouth was dripping three feet long.

Walking deliberately with one foot high and one foot shallow, Little Lingdang held back her curiosity and her smile, and supported Nie Xiaochu pretending to have a sad face.

The two master and servant walked towards the living room in the outer courtyard just like that.

There is a small door at the back of the living room for the owner to enter and exit. By bypassing the screen, you can clearly see the seven uncles and eight uncles in the living room.

"Ah, ah, nephew, are you... awake?"

Sitting on the guest chair, an old man with a gray beard saw Nie Xiaore walking up and down, with a look of disappointment on his face, which was fleeting...

Immediately, the old man put on a look of concern, and was about to get up to meet Nie Xiaochu.

"Pfft!"

"Aiyo~ My dear mother!"

Nie Xiaochu turned hard when he walked, and accidentally tripped over the edge of the screen, and with a "plop", he fell into the mud like a dog!

The somersault is solid, and the howling is also real. This effect is naturally extremely shocking!

"Oh, nephew, this is...too polite, isn't it? I'm so enthralled, it's... alas!"

The second uncle murmured softly, intending to step forward to help Nie Xiaochu, but in the end he didn't move, and just bent his waist.

——The posture is still set.

"Oh! This...Xiao Chu, why didn't you die... It's good that you didn't die, it's good that you didn't die!"

Originally sitting at the head of the second uncle and talking and laughing with others, the third uncle of Yuanfang Nie’s family, when he saw Nie Xiaochu coming out, the expression on his face instantly changed the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter in a fraction of a second. .

In the end, the third uncle squeezed out a smile, quickly got up from the chair, went straight forward, and together with Little Bell, helped Nie Xiaochu onto the chair.

Before returning to his seat, the third uncle gave Nie Xiaochu a thorough look with a look of extreme concern and not much disgust!

"Xiao Chu, are you... okay?"

The third uncle looked complicated, and said, "You...why did you heal without medicine? What a fate!"

The second uncle on the side interjected: "As the saying goes, this man survived a catastrophe, ah, there must be a future blessing! Xiao Chu, congratulations!"

Although the second uncle said so, everyone present did not hear the slightest hint of congratulations from his words.

"Okay, just wake up! Oh..."

The third uncle turned around and was about to return to his chair. While pacing slowly, he followed the words of the second uncle, and muttered in a low voice: "Where do you get so many blessings? If you survive a catastrophe, there will be a next time..."

"Xiao Chu, it's almost noon now, don't you... it's time to arrange a luncheon?"

Uncle Qitang, who was sitting in the distance, said at this time: "I see that there is no smell of fireworks in your house. How can this be possible? Who, that little girl, my Nie family is talking here, and you are still standing there?" What are you doing? Why don’t you hurry up and cook?”

"Who are you?"

Nie Xiaochu was drooling two and a half feet long, lying reclined in the chair.

Looking at Uncle Qitang foolishly, he asked, "Why do you look so special? Two heads?? Is this a two-headed snake?"

Uncle Qitang, who originally had a huge tumor on his neck, immediately became angry when he heard it, "Xiao Chu, I am the uncle Qitang of your uncle's third cousin's family! How can you be so rude?"

"Ahem, Xiao Chu, it's time for you to tell the servants to prepare meals."

The second uncle coughed dryly, and said to Nie Xiaochu: "Look, so many elders from the clan have come to visit your condition, you can't lose in etiquette."

"Who are you?"

Lying on the chair, Nie Xiaochu, whose face was disfigured due to the fall just now, drank too much vinegar earlier, and now the hala in his mouth can't stop dripping down!

"Ahem... old man, it's your second uncle."

Hearing this, Nie Xiaochu snapped back angrily: "I'm your second uncle! Don't think you're just a bastard with a few mouse whiskers sticking on your cheeks. If you stick a few bird feathers on you, wouldn't you want to fly to the sky?" Huh, come here to take advantage of me! Do you think I'm stupid?"

"You!? Cough cough cough..."

"Nie Xiaochu! Want to rebel against you?"

"Nie Xiaochu, how dare you contradict the patriarch? Rebellious, you are not afraid of being cleared from the family tree?!"

"..."

As soon as Nie Xiaochu said this, it was like a hornet's nest exploded in the living room!

The crowd gathered together, probably as many as a dozen distant relatives of the Nie family stood up one after another, pointing at Ye Xiaolou and yelling!

"Gudong-"

Nie Xiaochu is about to explode!

Unexpectedly, at this time, the memory of the original owner in the body flooded into Ye Xiaolou's mind like a tide!

This thought was so fierce that Nie Xiaochu's legs stiffened and he kicked forward!

The chair was overturned immediately, and Nie Xiaochu fell on his back with a "gudong" sound!

"Oh, did you fall to your death?"

"This is, Nie Xiaochu, what's wrong with him?"

After everyone rushed to help Nie Xiaochu up from the ground, everyone surrounded Nie Xiaochu and stared at him with complicated expressions.

"Xiao Chu, do you still know who I am?"

"I don't know."

"Xiao Chu, I am the fourth brother-in-law of your third uncle's eldest cousin! Do you remember that when I was young, I gave you a pear!"

"Can not remember."

"call--"

All the people dispersed together, each heaving a sigh of relief.

"Oh, I'm not dead... Alas! However, the more than one hundred taels of silver that I lent him before, from this point of view, there is no need to repay it."

"Come on, what are you talking about, more than a hundred taels? You borrowed 190 and eight taels of silver from Xiao Chu!"

"You still have the nerve to talk about me? Don't you also lend him more than 130 taels of silver?"

"How much did you and I squeeze out his family? Second uncle, his old man is so cruel, it's a full 500 taels!"

Seeing that Nie Xiaochu had become a fool, the second uncle said slowly: "Ahem, now, the old patriarch of Nie's Xiaochu lineage went to war ten years ago according to the order, and was buried in the battlefield.

Eight years ago, Xiao Chu's mother also went into battle, unfortunately, she also died in the enemy's battle. "

"Now, Xiao Chu's elder brother, Nie Dachu, has been away from the army. He has not heard from him for five years. I'm afraid... he is not alive anymore."

The second uncle breathed a sigh of relief, and then said: "Now Xiao Chu has become a fool again... With this appearance, he will definitely not be able to take care of himself in his life in the future."

When everyone heard it, they knew that the big show was coming!

Therefore, everyone seconded the proposal one after another, and they all threw sympathy and compassion to Nie Xiaochu without hesitation.

"Ahem, therefore, the old man has decided to divide up Xiao Chu's family!"

The second uncle straightened his back: "In the future, Xiao Chu will be taken care of by everyone in turn. He can't starve to death, can he? After all...we are all surnamed Nie."

This time, the living room was like boiling oil, and it exploded all of a sudden!

Everyone couldn't hide the ecstasy on their faces!

"Do you want to split the IOU?"

At this moment, Nie Xiaochu's cold voice came: "Today, everyone, don't rush to leave, let's go to the government office, find the official, and give the presiding officer a point, how about it?"

"Whoosh-"

As soon as Nie Xiaochu finished speaking, the living room suddenly ran away and left completely!

On the ground, only a shoe that the second uncle ran away can prove: he, has been here...