Reincarnation for thousands of lives, life and death are bearish

"How about we go out for a stroll? Let me do my best."

Nie Xiaochu became interested for a while, and begged her cheekily: "You know, there is nothing valuable in my house, and I don't usually spend much."

"An old computer only watches movies in D country and doesn't connect to the Internet. Alas, alas... alas, don't be like this, the old man can enjoy the normal spirit, okay, I'm very decent, and I have a conscience!"

Nie Xiaochu was floating in the living room, unable to go up to the sky or down to the ground. Knowing that it was Xiaoxue's fault, she felt guilty!

On her face, she put on an air that a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and she dared not pretend to be dead when she was determined.

"You..., you are an apprentice, a bastard, oh, yes, it's not surprising that you have a virtue."

In a panic, Xiaoxue made up her mind, and suddenly walked up to Nie Xiaochu as if she had made a lot of determination. She was not angry or annoyed, and with a smile on her face, she stretched out her jade hand to touch Nie Xiaochu's thigh, and her fingers followed gently. move……

Nie Xiaochu felt a little hot from old age!

suddenly!

Nie Xiaochu fell to the ground with a "slap", the pain was so indescribable that it went straight to the marrow.

Howling heart-piercingly, and tens of thousands of horses galloping in his heart, he was speechless, bowed his waist, and knelt on the ground.

This is a fatal injury, but the hand is so cheap, it's really unbelievable, it's too dark, this is a deadly move!Nie Xiaochu felt bitter in his heart.

Xiaoxue smiled and felt ashamed in her heart, but her face was still as cold as ice, as if it had nothing to do with me.

Looking at him, he immediately changed into an expression of deep concern, and smiled strangely: "How does it feel? .

I'll go, it really is the most poisonous woman's heart.Is it necessary to be so ruthless? How bloody and bloody is this special M!Nie Xiaochu had no choice but to grit her teeth and greet Xiaoxue all over in secret.

"Grandma, can I be afraid of you? Do you want me to invite someone to be afraid of you?" Nie Xiaochu knew that he was afraid of you. It's not embarrassing to be able to bend and stretch a man!

Xiaoxue understood the first half of the sentence, but he guessed that there was nothing good to say about the second half of the sentence. It was definitely a dog's mouth that couldn't spit out ivory!

I didn't care about it at the moment, as if I didn't hear it, I walked around the hall, and tried some household appliances in the room with my hands.

Although Nie Xiaochu read the usage and function of these things in his mind, it is quite different to experience it personally.I was full of admiration and surprises in my heart.

Seeing that the bumpkin was having a good time, Nie Xiaochu didn't dare to disturb him, for fear of making himself unhappy.

With a smiling face, he said: "I'll go buy some food, you can do whatever you want." Without waiting for her reaction, she fled away from the dominatrix's sight like flying.

It's too damn dangerous, it's life-threatening, stay away from danger, and cherish life.Nie Xiaochu has never been a grumpy person, but an absolute activist. When he goes out, he takes a taxi and runs as far as he wants.

In the car, Nie Xiaochu wanted to tell the driver what he had seen and wanted to call the police, but after much deliberation, he gave up.

The supernatural powers of the female devil can't be explained by science, and people may not believe it. It won't be worth labeling herself as a psychopath then, is it?

Besides, calm down and think about it, the female devil actually looks pretty good, as for her figure, Nie Xiaochu swallowed, that's pretty awesome!

Men, most men, seeing beautiful women, their resistance will definitely plummet.

Bold, not afraid of death, and a species that rushes forward desperately, Nie Xiaochu is the best of this kind.

Cultivation breaks the precepts?

He would say: Dao follows nature!Doing nothing is the way!

……

I drove around in the car and felt that it was meaningless.Be careful, live in a low-key manner for too long, too tired, stretching out the head with a knife, retracting the head is also a knife, not to mention that he saved his life!

"Extraordinary! The old man is a master who doesn't know how to live or die, and is afraid of a ball." Nie Xiaochu gritted his teeth in his heart and said cruelly.

Thinking of this, Nie Xiaochu got off the car near the market, bought some ingredients and junk food, and then walked back home slowly.

Along the way, he kept thinking about how to deal with that cold-faced girl Luo Sha without letting himself suffer.

Just a girl, how much trouble can be caused, as an old immortal, what kind of formation have you never seen?

……

Let's say that Xiaoxue was alone at home, after trying out some home appliances at home, she sat alone in front of the computer desk in Nie Xiaochu's bedroom, feeling both joyful and melancholy, extremely contradictory.

Traveling from this world to the place of burial of immortals cost a lot, but is all of this really worth it?

"Alas!" Sighed, Xiaoxue's eyes became firm again, people plan things, Gods do things, there should be no regrets.

Time is running out, no matter how much you miss the things in the world, you should let it go.

Thinking of this, Xiaoxue shook her head, turned on the computer absent-mindedly...

Nie Xiaochu slowly returned home with two large bags of food. As soon as he entered the door, he heard familiar voices coming from the bedroom...

Smiled secretly, this girl is also a fellow!He quickly put down his things, closed the door, and ran in.

"That...that... Daxian, aunt, can you turn down your voice."

"The sound insulation in this room is not very good. I mean, there are children next door, so it's not good to be surprised by the flowers and plants." Nie Xiaochu said softly, for fear of offending someone and suffering foreign crimes.

"Huh?... oh".Xiaoxue was about to scold Nie Xiaochu for a while, but she felt that it was not appropriate, her face was blushing, scorching hot like a fire, and in a blink of an eye, she disappeared and appeared directly in the hall.

Holding a pillow and pulling it against his face, he didn't dare to let out a sound. "It's so embarrassing, I'm so mad," Xiaoxue said bitterly.

Seeing Nie Xiaochu coming out, he hurriedly used his stealth skill again and hid secretly.

Nie Xiaochu didn't care much when she saw that she was playing and disappearing again, and then slowly went to the kitchen to put away all the condiments and vegetables.

All the bagged food was placed on the tea table, and he didn't speak, just slowly cooking and doing things at home. He knew that the heroine must still be here, and he was so happy that he died.

"Finally let Daoist I catch the little pigtail, Xiaobian, is it embarrassing?" Nie Xiaochu thought happily, but he didn't dare to pick it up, and he still had to be careful.

People have lived for so many years, and they still have some craftsmanship. It doesn’t take long to prepare a meal. The efficiency of modern kitchens is much higher than before. After a while, the dishes are full of fragrance, and they are ready to eat. up.

There was a soft noise in the hall, as if something had fallen to the ground, it was supposed to be the bagged food on the coffee table, Nie Xiaochu understood.

He yelled casually, "Hey! Don't hide, I've already seen you. Ready to eat, how about trying my craft?"

Xiaoxue was startled: "He can actually see through my invisibility technique, and he is really good at it."

That being the case, Xiaoxue didn't talk nonsense, she showed her figure and went to the dining hall, without any politeness, just sat on a chair and started eating, as if the embarrassing incident just now had never happened.

Nie Xiaochu naturally sat on it, and said while eating: "Come and try, this dish is good, it's very nourishing, ah... Sorry, wrong, wrong, this is bullwhip, men eat it, women eat this... ...'knives to beat the ex-boyfriend', for beauty."

With a "pop", the familiar voice sounded again. "You mean I'm ugly, right?" Xiaoxue said angrily, then sighed again.

"Oh, I'm in a bad mood, don't worry about it." He forced a smile and said, "I don't have much time, so don't be lazy with me." After speaking, tears flowed down involuntarily.

After a good meal, Nie Xiaochu was also given a headache when she met such an unpredictable and moody master.

What's the matter!