I'm in the Westward Journey

When he came to Chang'an, Guanyin's expression was not ordinary.

Jin Chanzi is still practicing in the temple, and the water and land meeting has not been held!

Li Shimin actually turned his back on his promise and forgot about his promise to Buddhism!

Not only that, I heard that this guy will hold some kind of celebration banquet to celebrate the demon dragon being chased away!

This time, even Guanyin, who has practiced for thousands of kalpas, could not control the anger in his heart.

After all, a Bodhisattva is one step short of being a Buddha, and has a place to live.

It fell directly from the sky, above the palace, and a piece of auspicious light descended.

"It's a fairy!"

"It is the Greatly Merciful and Greatly Compassionate Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva who saves the suffering!"

"The Bodhisattva has come, the Bodhisattva is alive!"

When the maids and eunuchs saw Avalokitesvara in the air, they shouted and bowed excitedly.

The noisy voice quickly alarmed Li Er who was resting.

With the help of the maidservant, Li Er also came outside the Tai Chi Hall.

"This... is really a Living Buddha?"

Pointing to Guanyin in the air, Li Er was a little surprised.

"Li Shimin, do you still remember how you returned the sun?"

Guanyin ignored these ordinary people and just asked questions.

When Li Er heard this, he suddenly woke up!

Sure enough, everything is not a dream, it is that traitor who lied to me!

【Ding!Congratulations to the host, Li Er scolded you as a villain in his heart, and rewarded you with 888 points of cruelty! 】

Li Ke in the dark smiled knowingly, are you a fool?

It's that simple!

Violent value, isn't this coming?

……

"Bodhisattva, I am confused about this matter, the water and land meeting will be held later!"

Li Erda woke up from his dream and knew that he had been cheated, so he hurriedly dealt with Guanyin.

I patted my chest and assured that the water and land conference will be held as scheduled.

Seeing that Li Er was interesting, Guanyin nodded in satisfaction.

Take out a drop of nectar that has been diluted by an unknown number of times from the jade bottle and drop it on Li Er's head.

"Li Shimin, you just returned to Yang, your body is weak, and it's normal that you can't remember things clearly."

"This drop of nectar can help you restore your body, and it also has the effect of prolonging life."

"The matter of the water and land meeting, the poor monk will leave it to you."

After speaking, Guanyin turned and left, escaping into the air.

Feeling the nectar descending, Li Er's body suddenly felt indescribably refreshed.

With a stern face, he drove away all the eunuchs and maids around him, and Li Er roared angrily: "Nizi, get out of here!"

【Ding!Congratulations to the host, Li Er scolded you as a villain in his heart, and rewarded you with 868 points of cruelty! 】

Li Ke was overwhelmed, whether he should say it or not, this cutting of leeks has to be cutting his own father!

With the tyranny value, the next thing to do is naturally to draw a lottery!

Li Ke ignored Li Er, who was furious, and said directly to the system:

"Give me five ordinary chances to draw a lottery."

【Successful exchange! 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining——Ingredient: The kidney of a thousand-year-old cow demon! 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining - a top-quality sauce! 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining——supernatural power: insight into the world! 】

[Congratulations to the host for gaining—supernatural power: I am a good person! 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the best sword: Green Sword! 】

Li Ke was very satisfied with this lottery draw.

"System, explain."

[Awareness of world affairs: see through people's hearts, there are no restrictions below the sage! 】

[I'm a good person: I'm full of merits and virtues, people can't help but believe it! (Fudge is over!)]

Li Ke nodded, held the Qingzhi sword, pinned it on his waist, and walked in front of Li Er swaggeringly.

This supernatural power came, too timely.

"Father, who is it that made your face turn red?"

Speaking with a smile, Li Ke didn't panic at all.

Isn't this cheap father just for fooling around?

If you get angry, coax them, and if you coax them well, then provoke them!

What a big deal!

"Nizi, how dare you lie to me!"

Li Er looked at Li Ke angrily, if he wasn't worried that he couldn't beat him, Li Er would definitely beat him up!

"Oh? Where did you say that?"

Li Ke continued to ask knowingly.

【Ding!Congratulations to the host, Li Er scolded you as a villain in his heart, and rewarded you with 454 points of cruelty! 】

"You still ask! Aren't you a demon dragon who said you dare to go?"

Li Er roared angrily, as if he wanted to swallow Li Ke alive.

Scratching his head, Li Ke replied indifferently: "Yes!"

"That day the demon dragon came to the world and came straight to the palace."

"My son made a decisive decision and immediately pissed on the boy!"

"Could it be that the monster dragon was chased away, isn't it the credit of this son-in-law who has more than ten years of skill?"

Li Er was stunned.

Why does what this Nizi said seem to have some truth?

No, I can't be fooled by this rebellious son!

【Ding!Congratulations to the host, Li Er scolded you as a villain in his heart, and rewarded you with 644 points of cruelty! 】

Listening to the system's prompt, Li Ke almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Forget it, since the father doesn't believe it, the minister there won't say anything."

"It's just that the father is not surprised. Why is there such a good thing, and why does the Buddhist sect insist that the father hold the water and land ceremony?"

With that said, Li Ke pretended to be relaxed and turned around to leave.

The dark number in my heart: 3.2.1...

"slow!"

Sure enough, Li Er asked him to keep him as expected!

This cheap father is suspicious by nature, even his own son can't be trusted, let alone those who can only chant scriptures in Buddhism?

If after Li Ke deliberately pointed out these words, Li Er could still hold the Water and Land Ceremony obediently, then Li Er might not be Li Er.

Maybe it's a substitute arranged by Buddhism...

"Come in and have a good talk with me."

With a stern face, Li Er returned to the Tai Chi Hall with an unkind expression.

Li Ke grinned, nodded and followed.

Do you think he will talk to Li Er about Journey to the West and Buddhist grievances next?

Do not!

This guy is a mortal with naked eyes, and these things must not be told to him lightly.

I don't know Li Ke who can see through people's hearts. There are so many big men in Buddhism, who wants to find out Li Er's mind is not an easy task?

So these things must not be let Li Er know.

Still, it’s okay to hint!

"Father, you know that not far from Chang'an, there is a big mountain called Wuzhi Mountain!"

Li Ke smiled and sat opposite Li Er, and said:

"That mountain fell out of thin air, and landed in our Tang Dynasty 500 years ago."

"At the foot of this mountain, there is a monstrous monkey. Its abilities are as high as the heavens. It once made a big disturbance in the heavenly palace and defeated a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals!"

Li Er was shocked!

"Is there still this?"

"Is this demon monkey likely to surrender? What does it have to do with this Buddhism?"

Seeing Li Er chasing after him, Li Ke smiled and said, "Father is a mortal child with naked eyes after all, and there are many things that cannot be discussed in detail with Father."

Pointing upwards, Li Ke pointed to the sky.

Li Er was stunned for a moment, and cursed in his heart that this kid is really naughty!

Then he shook his head helplessly, this trip to the underworld was plotted by someone, and he couldn't guess it?

But, so what if you guessed it?

Resist?

After all, mortals with naked eyes are nothing more than mortals...

"Then, do you want to hold this Water and Land Ceremony?"

Li Er continued to ask, unknowingly, Li Ke, this stubborn son, seemed to be his backbone.

"Of course I have to do it, you do yours, I'll tear down mine!"