Traveling through all worlds: starting from listening to the words of the gods

Four eyes took a step forward.

"Come on, if I don't blow your head off today, I won't be called Simu!"

Yixiu followed closely and took a step.

"Who is afraid of whom! Dead frog, I think your skin is itchy again!"

"Come on!"

"If you have the ability, you should do it first!"

"Come here!"

"If you have the ability, you should act first!"

Four eyes and Yixiu faced each other, talking and walking, and within a few steps, the two of them were cheek to cheek.

Pushing their heads together, the two refused to give in.

"Evil ways! Today I will act for the heavens!"

"Bald donkey! Today the poor are going to eliminate harm for the people!"

"You greedy and greedy sloppy evil way!"

"You greedy and lustful bald ass!"

"It's you!"

"It's you!"

Head to head, face to face, the two

Their respective saliva sprayed each other's faces,

Both of them were blushing, but there was no sign of making a move.

Li Sheng exhaled a puff of smoke ring gracefully, and couldn't help but say:

"Well, Taoist priest, master, are you still fighting?"

Only then did the two notice Li Sheng who was squatting aside.

There was an outsider, and the two kept their identities, so they separated.

"Heh... bah!"

"Heh... bah!"

Yixiu and Simu spit at each other at the same time.

The Taoist priest with four eyes looked at Li Sheng, and said again: "Old bald donkey, there are outsiders here today, so the Taoist master will not deal with you!"

Yixiu was about to reply, when he suddenly thought of something, with a smile on his face, he took out a box of yogurt.

Seeing Yixiu with a smile on his face, he couldn't help saying: "Old bald donkey, what do you want to do?"

Yixiu smiled and said: "Smelly Taoist priest, we have been neighbors for so many years, don't say I have good things not to share with you, come, try this."

With that said, he threw the yogurt over.

Catch it with four eyes, lift it up and look left and right, with a cautious look.

What is this?

When the four eyes were wondering, Yixiu took out the same yogurt, tore off the lid and drank it.

"This old bald donkey, can he be so kind? Could it be that he put laxatives in it?"

The four eyes narrowed slightly, thinking inwardly.

But his nose is very sharp, and he smelled the fragrance of yogurt very quickly.

Yixiu said provocatively: "Four-eyed frog, are you afraid? Don't worry, this is yogurt, not poison. If you dare not drink it, return it to me."

"Hey, it's a pity that someone has no luck."

Saying that, Ikkyu tore off the yogurt cover,

He stuck out his tongue in an elegant posture, as if in slow motion, licking the yogurt cover one by one.

While licking, I rested and looked around proudly.

This movement, this look, this look,

Be as cheap as you want.

At least Simu thinks so, learning to lift the yogurt cover, Simu holds his breath.

"Just drink it, isn't it just milk, it's frightening for you to be a Daoist."

After speaking, he tilted his head and drank it all in one gulp.

After drinking, he smashed his eyes and mouth, his expression moved.

sweet!

acid!

Sour and sweet!

Delicious!

He has never drank such sweet and sour milk in his whole life.

Four eyes hurriedly said: "Death Bald, where did you get it?"

"How about it, it's delicious." Yixiu showed such an expression,

He took out another box of yogurt from his bosom, and opened the lid recklessly,

I drank again and again.

grunt.

The four eyes swallowed involuntarily, and stared fixedly at Yixiu.

"Why, do you want to drink? Please, please, I will give you a box."

Yixiu shook the yogurt box, feeling extremely refreshed.

The two had been fighting for a lifetime, but it was the first time he had such a good time.

No, I can be more enjoyable!

Thinking of this, Yixiu took out a pack of spicy strips, unpacked it, and bit into it recklessly.

Typical good chrysanthemums forget about the pain.

While sucking his fingers, Yixiu said triumphantly: "This spicy strip is really delicious."

grunt,

grunt.

The aroma of the spicy strips is even stronger, and the eyes and mouth are full of saliva.

He is a generation of Maoshan true disciples,

How can you not resist the temptation of food,

At worst, Master Dao spent money to buy it,

If it's more than one, no, half the ocean.

Although the four eyes thought so, they still couldn't take their eyes off.

Yixiu gracefully threw away the finished spicy strips and yogurt box, and beckoned Li Sheng into the room.

At the end, Yixiu didn't forget to turn around and said: "I forgot to tell you that this item can't be bought anywhere, so you should give up on it."

pat!

After speaking, Ikkyu closed the door tightly.

The four-eyed Daoist's face was ashen, it was the first time he was so shrunken in front of Yixiu,

He looked around ghostly, his four eyes were like thieves,

Quick as lightning, he kicked the spicy strips and yogurt package into his arms.

Through the window, Ikkyu showed an inscrutable smile.

Returning sneakily to her own room, Simu took out the packing bag, took a deep breath, and showed an intoxicated expression.

"Master, what are you smelling?"

At this moment, Jia Le came in and saw four eyes intoxicated at a glance.

"Stinky boy, don't you know how to knock on the door before entering?"

All eyes are black,

Thinking of my embarrassing appearance just now being seen by my apprentice,

Thinking about being overwhelmed by Yixiu just now,

In the last thought, this kid went to the next door to peek at people taking a bath over and over again,

The four eyes are out of breath.

This traitor doesn't show any face to the teacher!

"Jia Le, we haven't seen each other for a month, Master needs to test whether you are lazy or not."

With a sinister smile on his face, he picked up a wooden stick hanging on the wall and shook it in his hand.

Jia Le's face turned pale, and she hurriedly begged for mercy: "Master, don't, such a thick stick will kill people!"

Looking around, he nodded, "You're right."

After finishing speaking, put down the thick wooden stick,

Simu took out a long stick with a thick mouth from the bottom of the bed.

Jiale was suddenly dumbfounded.

For a moment, the whole room was in a state of chaos.

"I told you not to learn well!"

"I let you make trouble!"

"I let you peek at other people taking a bath!"

"I told you not to bring Master!"

The dazed Jia Le hurriedly said: "Master, I was just eavesdropping, not peeping!"

The one who leaked his words was stunned for a moment, but soon, he hit Jiale's ass again with a stick.

"I dare you to talk back to Master!"

"I told you not to eat it for me! I told you to tempt me with delicious food!"

Jia Le ran away with his head in his arms: "Master, I have never done what you said before,"

In order to avoid the four-eyed wooden stick, Jia Le jumped up and down: "Master, if you kill me, no one will take care of you!"

"How dare you threaten Master!"

"Master, please forgive me!"

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"Come on, eat, eat, don't worry about it, Jingjing, you should eat more."

Yixiu's face was full of joy, and he ignored the barking of chickens and dogs next door.

The four eyes were extremely heavy, and Jiale's screams could be heard clearly.

Both Jingjing and Chu Hongling couldn't bear it.

Listening to Jiale's howling ghosts and howling wolves,

Li Sheng smiled knowingly,

This bastard deserves it.

Since the four eyes are not favoritism,

Then he didn't bother to waste luck and use curses.

Li Sheng planned to bid farewell to Master Yixiu later.

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