Yin Yang Luban Mantra

Liu Yiren returned to her small courtyard with the medical kit, and saw Yan Shouyi sitting on the swing and yawning bored.

The amazing thing is that the kittens she raised were all sitting around Yan Shouyi, and rubbed their heads against Yan Shouyi's thigh very affectionately.

Even the coldest Maine Coon cat wanted to get into Yan Shouyi's arms.

On weekdays, the Liuyi people almost treat this Maine Coon cat as their master, and they have never seen it treat themselves like this!

Thinking of this, Liu Yiren suddenly became a little angry, and shouted at his cat: "Meow, come here!"

Several cats were indifferent.

"Come here, I'll eat dried fish for you!" Liu Yiren didn't believe in evil.

Several cats reluctantly glanced at Liu Yiren, but that look was clearly disdainful!

Liu Yiren is crazy, what's going on, cats are said to be difficult to raise, but I've been their poop shovel officer for several years, so I don't have any feelings for them, right?

"Where's your doctor? Why don't I treat the wound myself, or I'm going to bleed dry..." Yan Shouyi said.

Liu Yiren walked towards Yan Shouyi stepping on thumping steps, waved away a few cheap cats surrounding Yan Shouyi, and said, "The doctor is not here for the time being, so I brought a medical kit. I have also learned emergency response before." Deal with it, let me bandage it for you."

"Or I'd better do it myself, don't force yourself..."

"...You shut up! You must let me come!!!" Liu Yiren roared.

She just couldn't like Yan Shouyi's reaction of not trusting her. It was the same when she was riding a bicycle before, and now it is the same when bandaging the wound. Liu Yiren, who never admits defeat, does not allow herself to be that kind of useless vase in Yan Shouyi's eyes.

Yan Shouyi didn't know where he had angered Liu Yiren, he was a little scared now, afraid that Liu Yiren would wrap him up and suddenly stab himself to vent his anger.

After all, a woman's heart, even Xiao Liuren's magical skills can't be counted clearly.

But he still held out his hand obediently.

Liu Yiren dipped a cotton swab with iodophor, carefully treated Yan Shouyi's wound, picked off the dirt on the wound, and puffed up his cheeks to help Yan Shouyi blow lightly, and then sprinkled the medical powder on the medical cotton , and then wrapped with bandages and medical tape, it looks decent.

Yan Shouyi was surprised and said, "I can't see how skillful your hands are."

"I would be happier if you didn't act so surprised." Liu Yiren gave Yan Shou a blank look, and then said, "It's just one last step away, and the bandaging is done!"

"Isn't this already wrapped?" Yan Shouyi was puzzled.

Liu Yiren took out a watercolor pen and drew a lump of stinky poop on the bandage on Yan Shouyi's arm.

"Perfect!" Liu Yiren laughed out loud as he succeeded in his trickery.

Yan Shouyi: "..."

Seeing Yan Shouyi's deflated and helpless expression, Liu Yiren's face revealed the joy of victory.She feels that she and Yan Shouyi are like two chess players who are playing chess, but the way of fighting is not to play chess, but to mock each other. !

so comfy!Ha ha ha ha!

"You are so childish!" Yan Shouyi complained.

Liu Yiren made a cut, stretched his waist, and stretched out his hand with a smile: "My name is Liu Yiren, what's your name?"

Yan Shouyi shook hands with Liu Yiren: "Yan Shouyi."

Then the two sat on the swing and swayed gently. Liu Yiren said: "Today, Brother Sun, whose full name is Sun Zhipeng, is also a resident of Zuihuali. He grew up in Zuihuali since he was a child. I am different." Well, I used to live in Sichuan and Chongqing, and I liked to ride a bike for adventure. Recently, when I came to Rongcheng, I couldn’t find friends for a while, so I rode with them. In fact, I didn’t know them well. More unfamiliar."

When Sun Zhipeng bumped into Yan Shouyi with his bicycle, Liu Yiren had no affection for him, and even felt disgusted.

And even though the incident happened because of Yan Shouyi, Yan Shouyi sacrificed his life to save himself at a critical moment, so Liu Yiren had a better impression of Yan Shouyi on the contrary.

Of course, if Yan Shouyi hadn't been so vicious, Liu Yiren would have liked him even more.

Yan Shouyi said, "I'm in a hurry to eat..."

Liu Yiren: "..."

I'm here to create an atmosphere and prepare to share stories, but you only think about eating?

The atmosphere was destroyed, and Liu Yiren lost all interest. He said angrily to Yan Shouyi: "You know how to eat when you eat. You don't have a few catties of meat on you. Why are you so greedy?"

Yan Shouyi couldn't laugh or cry: "What I care about is not the meal, but the promise I made to others."

"Then you're awesome!" Liu Yiren rolled her eyes at Yan Shou again, she couldn't count how many times she rolled her eyes today.

But keeping promises is itself a man's responsibility, so Liu Yiren didn't really blame Yan Shouyi for anything, but said:

"Then you go, but if you have time in the future, can you often come to Drunk Flower to play with me, I have no friends here alone, it's really boring!"

Yan Shou looked embarrassed.

"Do you dare to refuse me to try?" Liu Yiren's fur suddenly exploded, and the kittens she raised got under the table in fright.

Yan Shouyi said: "That's not what I meant. It's okay to find you to play with, but the traffic in Guling is not very convenient, and Zuihuali probably won't let me, an outsider, come in casually, right?"

"Hmph, if you can really come and play with me, I can give you a pass."

"Do you need money to apply for a pass? I don't have any money!"

"..."

Well, after all, this guy really doesn't want to come to play with me!

This time Liu Yiren was really angry, he pushed Yan Shouyi out of the yard, closed the door and shouted angrily: "Then you go, I don't care to play with a bumpkin!"

"Hey you……"

Yan Shouyi, who was shut outside the door, wanted to say something, but couldn't organize his words well.

He felt that no matter what he said, Liu Yiren seemed to be angry. In order to prevent her from getting even more angry, he had better shut up.

But anyway, Liu Yiren was a nice girl who bandaged her wound, so Yan Shouyi decided to give her a small gift.

So he shouted outside the door: "Liu Yiren, go on!"

When Liu Yiren looked up, she saw a string of bracelets flying over the courtyard wall, she quickly reached out to catch them: "What is this?"

"Bracelet, it has been opened, wearing it can make people calm and less angry!" Yan Shouyi shouted.

"Are you saying that I have a bad temper?? Take it away, I don't need this thing!!"

Liu Yiren waited behind the door for a while, but she didn't wait for Yan Shouyi's response. She opened the door and saw that Yan Shouyi had disappeared outside the door.

Looking at the empty alley outside the door, Liu Yiren felt a little lost, she closed the door with her mouth pouted, and looked at the bracelet in her hand.

The bracelet is made of 99 small red wooden beads strung with red rope. Liu Yiren's arms are relatively thin, so it is no problem to wrap them around three or four times. What Liu Yiren likes more is that there are three smooth and white jade stones on the bracelet. Liu Yiren has no research on jade, but she also thinks that these three pieces of jade feel very good to the touch, but she doesn't think this bracelet will be valuable. There is such a whiteness, there is no blemish at all.

After playing with the bracelet in his hand for a while, Liu Yiren was surprised to find that one of the small wooden beads was carved into the shape of poop!

The appearance is exactly the same as the pattern I drew on Yan Shouyi's bandage!

"He carved a pile of poop and gave it to me in such a short period of time???" Liu Yiren was stunned.

Suddenly, Liu Yiren didn't know whether to say Yan Shouyi was romantic or straight.

But even so, she couldn't put it down so much that she put it on her hand immediately.

"The mood suddenly improved a lot!" Liu Yiren said to himself, "Uncle Zhong said that Grandpa invited a distinguished guest today, so I'll go and have a look too!"

She didn't associate the distinguished guest she wanted to entertain with Yan Shouyi who was in a hurry to keep the appointment.

In her thinking, Yan Shouyi's attire has nothing to do with Zuihuali in this life, let alone their Liu family.

But she didn't know that a huge surprise was waiting for her in the banquet hall.

……

At the same time, Yan Shouyi, who was looking for Zuihuali No. 1 on the Zuihuali trail, was holding his arm and looking at the pattern of poop on the bandage.

"Strange, I seem to have seen this pattern somewhere..."

With doubts and frowning, Yan Shouyi finally found the main entrance of No. 1 Zuihuali.

It seems that it is not far from Liu Yi's family, maybe the two families are still next to each other.

The tall general's gate blocked Yan Shouyi's sight, but the big plaque of the Liu family was hanging above his head. Yan Shouyi reconfirmed the house number, and then stepped forward to knock on the gold shop head on the door.

Knock, knock, knock.

Knock three times slowly, neither light nor heavy, neither urgent nor slow, this is the etiquette for knocking on the door.

Soon, the door opened, Uncle Zhong poked his head out from inside, and looked at Yan Shouyi: "Excuse me, who are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for... uh..."

Yan Shou was taken aback for a moment, and found that he didn't seem to know the old man's name at all.

So he changed the way of answering and said, "I am Yan Shouyi."

Hearing Yan Shouyi's name, Uncle Zhong suddenly changed his face, opened the door quickly, and said respectfully:

"Mr. Yan, our master has been waiting for you for a long time, please follow me to the banquet hall!"