Yin Yang Luban Mantra

The lively banquet hall suddenly fell silent, and everyone looked out of the banquet hall in surprise.

I saw a burly and rough-looking man wearing a brown coat on a hot day, walking into the banquet hall swaggeringly.

The hair on the man's body was thick, especially at the temples, and it was all brown. At first glance, he thought it was a savage who broke in.

The guests didn't know the man, and they all frowned. Some even couldn't help calling for the security guard.

Mr. Liu's face was very ugly. This man was able to walk into the banquet hall, which meant that he had knocked down all the security guards outside the door.

Today is not the middle of the month, how could he appear here?

Liu Zong also frowned, he and Mr. Liu looked at Yan Shouyi at the same time.

Maybe Yan Shouyi can help solve this trouble?

Yan Shouyi just sat quietly, looking at Zhu Shanzao curiously, but without any fear.

"What are you shouting about? I just came in to beg for a meal, and left after eating!" Zhu Shanzao shouted impatiently to others, and even spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm, which flew several meters away and hit Sun Zhipeng in the face.

Sun Zhipeng's face was full of innocence and shock, but he didn't say anything, why was he shot while lying down?

All the resentment from being slapped in the face by Yan Shouyi just now welled up in his heart, Sun Zhipeng slapped the table and stood up, pointing at Zhu Shanzao and cursing:

"Fuck, who are you, dare to play wild in the drunken flowers?!"

Zhu Shanzao looked at Sun Zhipeng with squinted eyes, his eyes seemed to be sizing up prey, which made Sun Zhipeng feel terrified.

"You, what the hell are you looking at?" Sun Zhipeng asked boldly.

Zhu Shanzao sneered: "It's because I have a good temper now. A few years ago, I had to take off one of your legs and go home to make soup! If you are sensible, go away, don't get in my way!"

Faced with several times of humiliation from Zhu Shanzao, Sun Zhipeng couldn't bear it anymore, and directly threw the wine glass on the table towards Zhu Shanzao.

Zhu Shanzao stretched out his hand to catch the wine glass, and then with a light force, the wine glass shattered with a bang.

What was even more frightening was that Zhu Shanzao rubbed the fragments of the wine glass with both hands, and after a while the fragments became powder, which flowed out from between his fingers.

When Sun Zhipeng saw this scene, everyone was shocked.

Could it be that this savage has practiced Iron Sand Palm?

Sun Hao also felt that something was wrong, so he quickly got up and dragged Sun Zhipeng, and said to Mr. Liu: "Mr. Liu, I suddenly remembered that there was something else at home, so I took the dog to take a step first."

Before Mr. Liu could answer, Sun Hao dragged Sun Zhipeng out, and deliberately walked around Zhushan Stove.

However, Zhu Shanzao moved his body like a hill and stopped in front of the two of them.

Sun Zhipeng tremblingly said: "Nowadays is a society ruled by law, if you fight privately, you will be detained..."

"Pooh!"

Zhu Shanzao dismissed it, reached out and grabbed Sun Zhipeng's head, lifting him into the air.

Sun Zhipeng's head was like a small ball in Zhu Shanzao's hands. Although Sun Zhipeng struggled frantically, it was useless, and thinking of the incident when Zhu Shanzao easily crushed the wine glass into powder, Sun Zhipeng had no doubt that Zhu Shanzao could put his head crumb!

"Help, help!" Sun Zhipeng screamed, "Dad! Help me, save me!"

Sun Hao was also very nervous, he only regretted that he didn't bring bodyguards here, because he couldn't beat this savage with his own words alone!

In a critical moment, Mr. Liu said: "Little God Zhu, if something is coming towards me, let the guests go!"

Hearing this, Zhu Shanzao chuckled, and threw Sun Zhipeng, who had collapsed from fright, out of the banquet hall.

Sun Hao also hurriedly chased him out, dragged his son and ran out, probably because he was in a hurry to go back to find a doctor, or maybe he wanted to bring someone back for revenge.

After such a commotion, the faces of all the guests turned pale, and they wanted to leave but dared not.

After all, Zhu Shanzao is too terrifying, it looks like a man-eating beast!

Zhu Shanzao walked up to Mr. Liu with big strides, snatched the wine glass that Mr. Liu had drunk, and drank it down in one gulp.

"When will the tribute be handed in this month?" Zhu Shanzao asked.

Liu Zong couldn't help but said: "We have already made a confession this month."

"Really? Why didn't I receive it?" Zhu Shanzao smiled.

"How could it not be received, I watched you drag those cattle and sheep into the cave with my own eyes..."

boom!

Zhu Shanzao stomped his foot, and the marble table was cut in two by his foot:

"I said if you didn't receive it, you didn't receive it! Can't you understand?"

Liu Zong's face was ashen, he didn't want to argue with Zhu Shanzao, so he called Uncle Zhong and asked him to prepare twenty live cattle and sheep.

At this time, Zhu Shanzao said again: "Now the rules have changed, I want forty live cattle and sheep, and forty live cattle and forty live sheep!"

Mr. Liu gritted his teeth: "Zhu Shanzao, don't go too far, these cattle and sheep are nothing to our Liu family, but you can't just keep your word and bully people like this!"

"Oh? Listen to what you mean, are you not going to agree?"

Zhu Shanzao narrowed his eyes again, as if he was about to eat Mr. Liu.

Suddenly, Zhu Shanzao turned his gaze to Liu Yiren who was next to Mr. Liu.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he drooled a lot: "Liu Mingzhi, this daughter of yours is born with a water spirit, why don't you let her go back to the cave with me and marry her, and become a mountain god? I don't want your cattle and sheep anymore." , from now on, we will get married, and there will be troubles in Guling, and I will cover you! Hahahaha!"

As he said that, Zhu Shanzao was about to reach out to hug Liu Yiren's waist.

Liu Yiren's face turned pale with fright, and she quickly hid behind Yan Shouyi.

At this moment, Yan Shouyi suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed Zhu Shanzao's wrist, and said softly: "The country stipulated last year that animals after the founding of the People's Republic of China are not allowed to become sperm."

Zhu Shanzao was taken aback, lowered his head and looked down at Yan Shouyi who was sitting on the chair: "Which onion are you?"

"The wild boar demon is just the wild boar demon. He proclaims himself a little mountain god. Does he really think there are no capable people in this world?"

Yan Shouyi stood up slowly, holding on to Zhu Shanzao.

As if sensing the threat from Yan Shouyi, Zhu Shanzao gritted his teeth and wanted to pull his hand back.

Who would have thought that Yan Shouyi's strength was beyond his imagination, Zhu Shanzao exerted force several times, but Yan Shouyi's hand remained motionless!

"you……"

"roll!"

Yan Shouyi suddenly took a step forward, stepped on Zhu Shanzao's instep, and then hit Zhu Shanzao's chest with his right shoulder.

Zhu Shanzao suddenly lost his footing and fell forward. At the moment when he was about to fall, Yan Shouyi pulled him back, abruptly threw Zhu Shanzao, who was more than two meters tall, over his shoulder, and slammed it into the banquet hall central!

boom!

Zhu Shanzao's huge body even made a big hole in the wooden floor!

He got up in embarrassment, and asked in horror: "You, who are you?!"

"I dare to say, I'm afraid you won't dare to listen."

Yan Shouyi turned his head indifferently, and asked Mr. Liu, "Master, who is he?"

Mr. Liu quickly said: "His name is Zhu Shanzao, and he claims to be the God of Guling Mountain. Since our Liu family moved into Guling, he has come here from time to time to ask for favors. If he doesn't give them, he will smash things and hurt people."

"Isn't this just a bandit?" Yan Shouyi frowned, "Your ancestors don't care?"

Since the Liu family, like the Bai family, is an aristocratic family, behind Mr. Liu, there should be an ancestor of the ghost king like the Bai family.

If the ancestor of the ghost king made a move, he would not dare to make a mistake if he borrowed ten courage from Zhu Shanzao!

Grandpa Liu sighed: "Our lineage is just a branch of the Liu family. The old ancestor doesn't care much, and Zhu Shanzao seems to have some background. The old ancestor asked us to turn a blind eye to him, as long as it's not too much. , just try to meet his conditions."

"There is a background?"

Yan Shouyi frowned, walked slowly to the center of the banquet hall, and asked Zhu Shanzao, "Tell me, what background do you have?"

Zhu Shanzao curled his lips, and said arrogantly: "I'm afraid to scare you to death if I say it, I..."

Snapped!

Yan Shouyi slapped Zhu Shanzao so hard that two of his teeth were knocked out: "Speak well."

Zhu Shanzao was furious: "I am the godson of the mountain god!"

The background that the ancestor of the Liu family said was exactly this, that Zhu Shanzao was the godson of the mountain god, and he did not lie about this.

But even if he was telling the truth, Yan Shouyi couldn't be fooled at all.

Yan Shouyi smiled indifferently: "Even if the real mountain god is here, he has to give me some face when he sees me. What is a godson like you?"

Zhu Shanzao couldn't believe Yan Shouyi's words, he just felt that this guy was greater than himself in terms of strength and bragging ability.

"You, you insulted my godfather like this! Don't run away if you have the ability, I will call my godfather right away!" Zhu Shanzao shouted.

With that said, he got up and wanted to run out of the banquet hall.

"Want to go?"

Yan Shouyi sneered, took out a long wooden nail from his satchel, and nailed it to the back of Zhu Shanzao's neck!

This nail was terrible. Zhu Shanzao screamed in pain and rolled on the ground. What was even more frightening was that his face kept peeling off, all the fur on his body was cracked, and a pair of fangs grew out of his mouth!

When the guests came back to their senses, Zhu Shanzao turned into a brown-skinned wild boar weighing more than 300 kilograms!

"The wild boar has become a spirit, and dares to proclaim itself a mountain god. If you don't cultivate well, and run out to rob houses, even if your mountain god godfather finds out, he will beat you back to your original form!"

Yan Shouyi held up the wooden nail and said: "Today I will take you in first. If your mountain god godfather protects you, let him come to me to intercede!"

Zhu Shanzao let out a terrified cry and rampaged in the banquet hall, frightening the guests to flee in all directions.

Seeing the opportunity, Yan Shou jumped up and landed on Zhu Shanzao's back. He drew out the black ink thread in his hand, and went directly around Zhu Shanzao's big pig's hoof. Yan Shouyi had already tied him up when he was dizzy!

Seeing Zhu Shanzao tied up with ink thread, Liu Zong couldn't help but said, "Second brother, your thread is so thin, can you trap it?"

"Brother, I don't know. I'm an ink fountain line. I'm extremely masculine and majestic. Monsters and evil spirits are most afraid of these things."

Yan Shou kicked Zhu Shanzao, making Zhu Shanzao howl in anger.

Don't look at Zhu Shanzao as a wild boar, but this guy is not stupid at all. It quietly changed its shape, from a big wild boar to a small fragrant pig the size of a palm. I thought it would be able to break free like this, but Mo Dou didn't expect The thread was also tightened, and what was even more frightening was that due to the tightening of the ink fountain thread, Zhu Shanzao couldn't become like the previous three hundred catty wild boar at all!

This made Zhu Shanzao completely dumbfounded, and even regretted it.

Seeing Zhu Shanzao turned into a little fragrant pig, the Liu family and guests, no longer as scared as before, gathered around and pointed at Zhu Shanzao.

This was the first time they had seen a monster. They were still in shock but also extremely curious, so they almost took out their phones to take pictures.

Being watched by so many people, Zhu Shanzao felt so ashamed that he wished he could commit suicide on the spot.

Yan Shou picked up Zhu Shanzao, and said to Mr. Liu, "Find a pigsty and raise it. Just feed it some swill for three meals a day."

The Liu family didn't dare to pick up Zhushan Stove, and Mr. Liu was also worried: "Shouyi, what if the mountain god really comes to the door?"

"There are so many things about the mountain god. How can he care about such a little pig demon? He might not even remember that he has a godson." Yan Shouyi thought for a while, and then said, "Well, I will leave it to you guys." A piece of town house wood, if the mountain god really comes, you will give the town house wood to the mountain god, and let the mountain god come to me."

As he spoke, Yan Shouyi took out a small wooden sign from his satchel. There were characters engraved on both sides of the wooden sign. On the front was the word "Town House" and on the back was the word "Luban".

Zhu Shanzao also reacted, and said in horror: "Are you a descendant of Luban?!"

Yan Shouyi punched Zhu Shanzao: "I only know now, it's too late."

Zhu Shanzao felt ashamed all of a sudden, his little body trembling with fright.

No wonder Yan Shouyi said before that even if the mountain god came, he had to give him some face. You must know that the mountain god and Lu Ban's hits are inseparable from "wood". Water and soil, Lu Ban protects the people of the world, the two have always respected each other as guests, and the well water does not interfere with the river water.

Moreover, the mountain gods can only live in the mountains, while Lu Ban's descendants travel all over the world, and even the mountain gods can't compare with them. If Lu Ban's descendants are angered, at least it will change your geomantic omen and reduce the power of the mountain god. If it is burned, it will directly break your Feng Shui, and maybe the mountain god himself will be cool!

That's why Zhu Shanzao was so scared at this time.

This time, I really hit the iron plate!