Tiangong Qi Tan Zhi Shu Lake

Everyone has a curiosity-seeking mentality. Just at the moment of the spring night, the dark knot of the bead tire has already outlined a romantic history vividly and fragrantly.

"Hey, how did you know about the bed curtain? Could it be that you saw it with your own eyes?"

"Hey, you're right, I'll testify that he is that bed."

"That's right, the bed curtain is his, the quilt is his, and the pillow and mattress are all his."

"More than that, all the lights and candles belong to him, hahaha..."

The young man laughed and booed along with the tea guests, laughed and laughed, stopped suddenly, spat hard, and cursed: "You old and unscrupulous thing, half of your body is buried in the loess, and your grandson beat you!" Soy sauce, are you ashamed to salivate and talk about the Spring Festival in the public?"

Dr. Cha is a hob meat, but he was pointed at his nose and scolded by a young man, and his old face was still a bit unbearable, and the tea guests gradually calmed down.

The young man is an individual, he finished cursing with a cold face, then turned his head and laughed at everyone, grabbed a candied fruit and threw it into his mouth, sat upright, turned his sharp eyes slightly, and said: "Just now everyone What are you talking about? Shangfang Academy? Hey, do you know why Prince Xian built Shangfang Academy in the ruins of Mount Wei?"

Someone answered: "You are from the capital, you know a lot, why don't you tell us something?"

Just talk and talk.

The young man took a sip of tea and put on a decent posture, "Everyone knows what kind of place the Ruins of Mount Wei is?"

Someone replied: "Who doesn't know that, the Ruins of Mount Wei is a desert that can't be seen at a glance. It is said that there is not even a tree in it, so it is also called the Sea of ​​​​Death."

"That's right, but you must not know that there is an oasis hidden in this sea of ​​sand. It is said that the scenery in this oasis is very beautiful, with golden sand in the desert, clear snow in the mountains, green rice in the water town, emerald green flowers in the forest, It is a place that is better than Jiangnan instead of Jiangnan, so this place is also known as the 'Eye of the Desert', and Lord Xian built Shangfang Academy here."

Tea drinkers like fresh stories, and they are all interested when they hear it, Dr. Tea also pricked up his ears.

The boy said: "It is said that the Eye of the Desert is a place blessed by the heavens. Even if the wind and sand blow by, you have to walk around the road. The scenery is picturesque all year round, but once you leave here, it will be different. Just now As someone said, the ruins of Mount Wei are also called the Sea of ​​Death. First of all, there are sandworms, sandworms with thick arms, which look exactly like pig intestines. They are usually hidden under the sand, invisible and intangible, but once someone After passing by, it popped up from the ground in an instant. This thing likes to live in groups. When it comes out, it is a large piece. It smells human and gets into the human body. It eats human flesh and sucks human blood. Knowing that the temperature in the desert is high, when the sun shines and the wind blows, the human skin dries up, and the human skin is filled with wind. When the wind blows, the human skin moves, just like a puppet in the hands of a puppeteer. Shake, shake, shake."

The tea drinkers were fascinated by the sound of "hissing" gasping for air.

The boy continued: "Sandworms are scary, right? That's nothing. There is something scarier than sandworms. That thing is called a desert ghost."

Someone rushed to say: "I've heard of this before. It is said that this desert ghost is a beautiful girl who wears a green and white dress, loves to sing ditties, and has long hair and flowers. When she appears, she rides a velvet hat The sedan chair, babbling and singing a ditty, it's fascinating!"

"That's right, but if you want to think of her as a beautiful girl, you're making a big mistake. Half of the desert ghost's face is covered by her hair, and the half that's exposed is indeed stunning. In the middle of the night, if you are in the desert When you see a small velvet sedan floating over and hear a woman singing in it, it means she is coming. If you want to run away, you can’t run away. She follows you like a shadow, sticking to the back of your neck and exhaling. You can’t answer your name, that’s Lord Yama’s roll call. If you answer, you’ll see the other half of your face when you turn around. It’s said that none of the people who have seen that half of a face is alive. When you were about to die of fright, she stretched out her white and tender hands to touch your face a few times, and then pulled out your eyeballs. When she held them in her hands, the eyeballs were still alive. He was very active, and hung a string of live beads on the curtain of the sedan chair. Look at the bead curtain on the sedan chair, each one is full of human eyeballs..."

While talking, the young man stopped, took a sip of tea, and glanced at the crowd. All the tea drinkers stared at him, waiting for him to continue talking. Even Dr. Tea opened his eyes wide like a black bean. Eyes fixed on him.

The two looked at each other in the air, the young man raised his eyebrows, put down the tea bowl, and changed his tone:

"There are so many weird things in the Ruins of Mount Wei, I can't finish talking about them for three days..."

"Talk again, talk again, I just started, and I haven't heard enough yet." The tea guests were excited, urging one after another.

The young man pondered for a while, and said: "Just now someone asked, how can there be an oasis in the desert? That's because there is a "sea eye" in this place. As the name suggests, the sea eye is the eye of the sea. A mysterious spring left when you entered the ruins of Mount Wei. If you ask what is in the "sea eye"? There is what is in the sea, and there is everything in the sea eye. Fish, shrimp, turtles and crabs are all available. The magic lies in , In this sea eye lives a pharaoh."

The boy gestured while talking:

"As the saying goes, "a thousand-year-old bastard, a ten-thousand-year tortoise", after this old bastard becomes a spirit, he loves to be a monster when he has nothing to do, and he turns into a human form, running around teahouses and telling people about things, especially loves to talk about romantic and unofficial history At the moment of spring night, a fisherman came to the teahouse one time, and the fisherman recognized it as a bastard at a glance, laughed and said, fortunately you pretended well, otherwise I really thought you were a human being."

Only then did the tea guests realize that the young man was accusing Sang and Huai of scolding Dr. Cha, and the audience roared with laughter.

After the young man finished cursing, he still did not forget to make up his knife: "As far as this story is concerned, if you tell it from a storyteller, you will be charged three copper coins; money." The young man turned his head and winked at Dr. Cha, "Isn't it, you bastard?"

Dr. Tea's face turned green with anger.

The young man finally felt at ease, stretched himself refreshedly, took out the tea money and slapped it on the tea table, "The story is over, let's go, let's go drink."

After speaking, he got up and walked away.

Dr. Tea watched the backs of the master and the servant leaving the teahouse one after the other. He was so angry that his liver ached. He didn't understand. He didn't talk about the history of the emperor's affairs once or twice. How could he provoke such an ancestor? ?

However, Dr. Cha is a busker, he has an unusual face, and even more unusual mouth, if he loses face, he can get it back.

"Hey, look at this is a typical little bastard. He walks quite sideways and has a hard shell."

The tea drinkers came here just to join in the fun, and burst into laughter again.

Dr. Cha felt that he had made a comeback, felt like a dog, and said that he was back to the exam at Shangfang Academy.The hottest thing in Qingzhou right now is the exam at Shangfang Academy, and the tea lovers all come to the teahouse for this purpose.

"Speaking of which, this Shangfang Academy has only given four places in Qingzhou in total. The competition for places is very fierce. Now that the six rounds of exams have passed, the key point is coming. Who would have thought that the limelight would be taken by a poor student. This person in the six rounds of exams Huihui won the first place, it can be said to be a god in the first battle."

The tea guests immediately talked about it, only a few new customers who just arrived in Qingzhou this morning didn't know who the "student from a poor family" was talking about.

Someone asked: "Who is this person?"

Dr. Cha began to play tricks again: "This person is just like you and me, he is a poor family..."

Another asked, "Then what does he look like?"

Dr. Cha said: "Some people say that he is eight feet tall, with big arms and round waist, some say that he is a 'beauty' with a face like a crown of jade, and some say that he is ugly and serious in speech, but the strange thing is that even the candidates in the same room, no one can Completely tell his true appearance..."

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