I'm a big brother in heaven

Chapter 336 Tathagata: I'm used to it, fast forward to the funeral

On this side, Chu Hao was sitting leisurely on the wall of Chang'an City.

Next to him, Cui Gui stood with his hands down, and Yama of the Ten Palaces also stood respectfully. Their faces were livid with fright and trembling.

Especially Cui Gui, whose face was originally a ferocious blue, but now it turned pale with fright, losing the majesty of a judge.

He still remembered that after Yuan Shoucheng summoned him, Cui Gui became more and more afraid of all kinds of obscenities towards Chu Hao after Yuan Shoucheng thought about it!

"Don't be nervous." Chu Hao comforted.

Cui Gui had a crying smile on his face.

But after being ordered by Cui Gui and Chu Hao to take Yuan Shoucheng to the eighteenth floor of hell.

Yan Luo was also curious at first, why did they bring a palace alchemist here when they went out?

As soon as I heard it, oh, it turned out that it was yesterday that a tens-year-old Yuan Shoucheng summoned himself up and offended the prison god, so Cui Gui was ordered by Chu Hao to come down to arrange for Yuan Shoucheng.

When the underworld heard that Cui Gui had offended Chu Hao, they didn't dare to be negligent. Without saying a word, Yan Luo of the Ten Palace followed Judge Cui to meet Chu Hao.

King Qin Guang shivered, "Big brother, boss, judge Cui Gui cheated on mortal alchemists and broke into the palace. What crime do you think should be punished?"

Cui Gui was so frightened that she fell to her knees and cried out loudly,

"Big brother, please forgive me. There is something wrong with me. I'm gone. You see how pitiful I am, so let me go!"

Yan Luo of the Tenth Palace stood beside him and didn't dare to say anything, didn't dare to intercede, like a child who was punished to stand, waiting for the punishment with peace of mind.

It is rare for Yan Luo and Fengdu judges to be so frightened.

Chu Hao couldn't hear these ghosts crying and howling, he waved his hands, "Cui Gui is guilty"

Without saying a word, Yan Luo of the Tenth Palace immediately picked up all kinds of magic weapons, and he was ready to execute Cui Gui in court.

Cui Gui was so frightened that his face turned green again, and he fell limp to the ground.

Chu Haohan, "I mean, he's guilty, but the crime doesn't warrant death, but he can be a meritorious deed. I haven't finished yet, are you in such a hurry to kill him?"

Cui Gui seemed to have gone from hell to heaven in an instant, and the smile on his face was as bright as a blooming chrysanthemum.

"Ah? I don't have to die?" Cui Gui smirked.

Chu Hao said indifferently: "Let's take the blame and make meritorious deeds. And you"

Chu Hao pointed at Yama of the Ten Palaces.

Yama of the Tenth Temple's feet softened, and he almost knelt down.

"What do you want to order, boss? We will definitely do our best!"

Chu Hao looked helpless, "Don't be so afraid of me, I won't eat you again."

Shidian Yan Luo shut up and shook his head, his heart was terrified.

No, no, you won't eat us, you'll fry us.

Chu Hao rolled his eyes, "Remember what I ordered before, and, take this thing and arrange the hell for me, go down."

According to his own ideas, Chu Hao recorded how to arrange the underworld on the jade stone. As long as the King of Hades of the Ten Palaces saw it, he should understand.

Yan Luo of the tenth palace and the judge Cui Gui, as if they had been pardoned, took the jade without saying a word, turned around and left, hurrying to run.

Although Cui Gui doesn't know what will happen, but as long as he can take the blame and make meritorious service, he will definitely do his best!

Chu Hao sighed, am I so scary?I'm very gentle, okay?

But it is said that Guanyin Bodhisattva and Puxian Bodhisattva hurried back to the West Paradise.

As soon as they entered the Daleiyin Temple, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Puxian Bodhisattva shouted at the same time:

"My Buddha, something is wrong!"

"My Buddha, something serious happened!"

Tathagata Buddha sat on the stone platform and saw two mourning bodhisattvas rushing in, he couldn't help but have a sore nose,

Report the funeral, are you going to be in pairs now?

Sadness, doubled!

Woo woo woo, I don't listen, I don't listen!Who can help me!

Tathagata Buddha was exhausted physically and mentally, but he was exhausted and asked:

"Come on, what bad news is there for me again? I'm mentally prepared."

Guanyin Bodhisattva and Puxian Bodhisattva looked at each other, and finally Puxian Bodhisattva swallowed and said:

"My God, something is wrong!"

"I was ordered"

Tathagata Buddha waved his hand and said wearily, "Fast forward to the result of the bad news."

Puxian Bodhisattva was stunned for a moment, did not expect that Tathagata Buddha is so familiar with the road?

Isn't that right, every time Guanyin Bodhisattva came, he said a lot of foreshadowing and made a lot of psychological preparations for the Tathagata Buddha, but the Tathagata Buddha only felt deeper despair.

Now the Tathagata Buddha wants to skip the foreshadowing, and you just say what happened, who died.

Puxian Bodhisattva said bluntly:

"The ghost of the Weihe Dragon King who went to threaten Tang Wang was dragged to a small black room by Tang Wang and smashed to death with bricks."

When the Tathagata heard it, he took a deep breath, looked up at 45 degrees to the sky, and sadly flowed like a river.

Tathagata Buddha's tone is full of despair, tired and helpless,

"Who can tell me why a mortal emperor can hammer a ghost in the immortal realm to death with a brick?!"

"This is not cultivating immortals!"

The Tathagata Buddha wanted to stand on his head so that the tears would not flow down.

Jojo, I don't want to be a Buddha anymore!

Why is it so difficult to be a Buddha this year?

woo woo woo woo

Seeing such a miserable state of the Tathagata Buddha, Puxian Bodhisattva bowed his head, not daring to speak.

But Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is used to reporting funerals anyway, so he knows how to say it easily,

"My Buddha, there is even worse news."

Tathagata Buddha grabbed his chest, took a few deep breaths, and said:

"Tell me, I can stand it."

Guanyin Bodhisattva said bluntly:

"The king of Tang suspected that he had eaten the divine elixir, so that he could ward off all evil and beat the ghost to death."

Tathagata Buddha's face turned black immediately,

"Divine pill?! Isn't that a pill that can be refined by a saint of great purity? How could King Tang take such a pill?!"

"Wait, what about the odd number? Could it be that odd number?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva shook his head,

"At that time, the strange number was being entangled by us. Besides, until I arrived in Chang'an, the strange number was in Chang'an. How could he know our chance?"

"unless"

Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't say any more.

But all the Buddhas present had cold eyes, looked left and right, and were suspicious of each other.

The meaning of Guanyin Bodhisattva's words is very obvious, unless there are traitors in Xitian, and they are the kind of strong people who can get in touch with Journey to the West.

Tathagata Buddha denied on the spot:

"Impossible. All the Buddhas in the Western Paradise have practiced the Dharma hard. They have a clear mind and know their clothes. They put the great cause of Journey to the West as the most important thing. How could there be traitors!"

When the Tathagata Buddha said this, he actually didn't have a deep understanding of his own psychology.

One thing to say, he himself had doubted it for a long time.

But for the stability of Xitian, at least the superficial stability, Tathagata Buddha naturally couldn't tell this matter.

Tathagata Buddha condensed his voice;

"It seems that the Taishang Laojun came prepared for this matter, but the sage acts, we don't want to speculate too much, I will ask the teacher to hold him accountable."

"The top priority is how to make up for it?"

If Taishang Laojun knew that he had carried this pot for no reason, he would definitely scold his mother.

I worked hard to refine a elixir, and I didn't even come out. I was blackmailed several times and I didn't say anything. Now I have to take the blame for nothing?

Such grievances, who can I find to reason with?

But Chu Hao can't be considered a saint even if he concealed the secrets of heaven, and no one would think that Chu Hao could make alchemy.

Therefore, Taishang Laojun is sure of his fault!

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