I, the last cultivator in the world

When did you say you were going to dance on stage with Charlene?

I'm so...

Seeing Xia Feng's encouraging expression, Penguin Ma was speechless.

What should I do?

To reject or not to reject?

Would it be too pretentious to say no?

"Little Ma, come on, I'll sing for you on stage, Young Master Xia is very satisfied with our group."

While Penguin Ma was hesitating, Jack Ma's critical attack came again.

Not so.

I can't dance.

Penguin Ma looked at Jack Ma's smug expression, wishing to let him go now, how could there be such a shameless person who didn't even invite him, and why did he follow him with the cheek.

I have never seen such a brazen person, full of nonsense, and I can't believe a single punctuation mark in what he said.

After being told by Jack Ma, it is impossible not to go.

"Hey... Since Shao Xia is interested, I'll go up and make a fool of myself." Penguin Ma glanced at Jack Ma after speaking.

This time I was really smiling on the surface, but in my heart I sold it.

"Okay, I don't have to be so scared with the presence of two uncles." Charlene made a final decision and didn't run away.

"Okay, then choose a love song, so that it can match Lin'er's dance." Penguin Ma took the lead.

Now that I'm going to dance, I also want to pit Jack Ma.

He knew that Jack Ma liked to sing, or those explosive songs, such as rock songs or something.

He wants Jack Ma to sing the whole love song now.

I'm having a hard time, so don't think about it.

Jack Ma smiled after hearing this, as if he didn't care.

kindness? ? ?

Penguin Ma is puzzled, are you so confident?

Or are you pretending?

"Then go to rehearsal." Jack Ma said with a smile.

"Well, good." Charlene nodded.

"Come on, Lin'er." National Xiao Wang and others cheered on Lin'er.

A group of people went directly to the backstage rehearsal. At the moment, there are many people rehearsing on the stage, and some celebrities or Internet celebrities are resting in the backstage.

Suddenly a group of people came in, including Penguin Ma and others, everyone was dumbfounded.

"Chen Dajie, come here." Penguinma looked at Chen Dajie not far away and waved.

"President Ma, what's your order?" Chen Dajie trotted over.

"How's the arrangement for the dance?" Penguin Ma asked.

"It's all arranged, just wait for Lin'er to come over." Chen Dajie confessed honestly.

After hearing this, Penguinma coughed lightly, and said in a low voice, "Add me in too."

Chen Dajie was taken aback after hearing this.

What do you mean?

"Mr. Ma, are you also dancing on stage?" Chen Dajie's voice suddenly increased after hearing this, and he couldn't believe it.

Isn't this ruining the scene!

"What do you mean?" Penguin asked after hearing this.

It's fine for Jack Ma to question himself, but you also come to question me?

"Haha...Xiao Chen, just follow your boss Ma's instructions. He will also go on stage to dance for Lin'er. By the way, help me choose a song to accompany the dance. I will sing."

Jack Ma didn't know when he came over and laughed.

Chen Dajie held back the smile in his heart, and nodded dully. He really couldn't understand the operations of these big shots.

"Okay, I'll go right away." After finishing speaking, Chen Dajie walked away as if fleeing.

"Little Ma, don't put on a straight face, just smile, how can you get on stage like this in a while." Jack Ma looked at Penguin Ma with a smile on his face.

"Don't talk to me, I feel nauseous looking at you now." Penguin Ma said and walked away.

Jack Ma touched his nose, it doesn't matter.

Then Jack Ma went to a corner and dialed the number of Mr. Zhang of the group.

"Mr. Ma, when are you coming back?" Mr. Zhang said with some miss in his tone.

"No rush, I can rest assured that the company's affairs are entrusted to you, and I will assign you a task now." Jack Ma said.

"Mr. Ma, tell me." Mr. Zhang's tone became serious.

I don't know what big money President Ma is going to make again.

"Let people pay attention to the live broadcast of the Shark platform, especially the part where I and the penguin are on stage, and capture the clip of the penguin dancing." Jack Ma prepared to capture the footage of the penguin first, so as not to It was dealt with afterwards.

When the time comes, put it in the company for everyone to appreciate.

Mr. Zhang was stunned after hearing this, and shouted: "Mr. Ma, why did you go to help him?"

"Don't worry about it, just do what I say." Jack Ma didn't want to explain more, and he couldn't explain the fact that he was a dog lick.

How do they know Xia Feng's bullshit?

"Okay, Mr. Ma." Mr. Zhang has no doubts about him, and Mr. Ma will do whatever he says.

After the phone call, Jack Ma walked to the place where everyone rehearsed contentedly.

"Ah... President Ma is going to be on stage too." Pressing La Bei's nose and opening his mouth, he looked at Chen Dajie in surprise.

Didn't you agree to dance for Charlene?

Now that President Ma is on stage, they feel a lot of pressure.

"Uh...I don't know either, probably Mr. Ma played his best." Chen Dajie himself didn't know what was going on.

"It's too stressful." Jin Xiaochen sighed.

"Don't have too much psychological pressure, you are all professionally trained people, and Jack Ma will also be on stage to help sing together." Chen Dajie once again broke a pound of important news.

Press and hold Labei Nose:  …

Jin Xiaochen: ...

Ouyang Lala is okay, anyway, no matter who it is, she just needs to play the piano quietly.

"Don't be under pressure, just perform normally. Although it is indeed out of coordination for you to bring a rookie, it can't be blamed on you." Jack Ma came over to comfort him.

"President Ma." Several people greeted Jack Ma one after another.

"Have you selected my song yet?" Jack Ma nodded to several people, then looked at Chen Dajie and asked.

"I've chosen, an old song: Tranquil Summer." Chen Dajie said.

"Well, yes, I'm going to the recording studio to try the song." Jack Ma said and walked towards the recording studio.

Looking at Jack Ma who had gone away, Jin Xiaochen whispered in Ouyang Lala's ear, "Daddy Ma is so cute."

"Yeah, I think so too." Ouyang nodded spicyly.

Jack Ma just walked into the recording studio, looked at the teacher who was composing the music, and said: "Change the song into a life in full bloom. This song can only be explosive when it is matched with the dance."

The composition teacher turned his head and glanced at Jack Ma, and said in a low voice: "Mr. Ma, this... Mr. Chen said that he arranged the song "Quiet Summer."

"What are you listening to him for? I just came from him. Do you think I look like someone who sings so clearly? Don't tell the dance teacher that the song has been changed." Jack Ma stared at him, full of momentum.

The composition teacher nodded hastily after listening, not daring to say anything.

You are a boss, so you can do what you say.

Teacher Ma is a rock singer who was delayed by the company.

Teacher Ma: When I completely step down from the Abba Abba Group, it will be the day when I wash the music scene with blood.

..........(two chapters in one)..........

Preparations for the grand ceremony of Shark Platform are in full swing, and everyone is busy with their own affairs.

Few people knew about the two horses participating in the grand ceremony.

Although they were seen backstage, they were not known to perform on stage.

At seven o'clock in the evening, the grand ceremony is ready to begin.

Shark official live broadcast room:

Emperor Wa'er: I finally waited until this moment to protect Lin'er.

Zhatian Gang-Xu Que: I will do what I say, Zhatian Gang has assembled to dominate the screen for Liner.

Zhatian Gang leader-Zhang Yumeng: The report is here, today the screen is full of Zhatian Gang.

Zhatian Gang - Pirates of the Holy Wu: Dominating the screen for Lin'er.

Zhatian Gang Ye Liangshen: Dominating the screen for Lin'er.

Zhatian Gang - Heiqi: Guard, let's go.

Kirin Knife: Although I am not the Zhatian Gang, I have always guarded Lin'er.

Saidar: What's the situation, isn't this an official live broadcast?Why are you all fans of Lin'er?

Let's share it with love search: That's right, I just pointed at my goddess and pressed La Bei's nose, what's Liner's, what's so good about an Internet celebrity.

I'm a super invincible cutie: that is, in front of celebrities, Internet celebrities are useless and can't make it to the stage. It's their honor to be on the same stage.

Yehuang: Who the fuck is the dog at home running out, I'll beat him to death if he doesn't want it.

Winery-Wine: I'm sorry, it's from my family, so I'll kill you to make appetizers for everyone.

Light Coffee: You're not Erlangshen, why don't you walk the dog on a leash.

Winery-Wine: Brother, I was wrong, let’s not take this as an example.

Kirin Totten: That invincible cutie, the other little sisters are nestled in her husband's arms, and her husband's typhoon is so terrible.But you are lying on the window and wailing, this typhoon is really strong.

Chu epilepsy: Xiu'er.

The official live broadcast of the Shark platform had just started, and Charlene's fans gave Charlene a wave of hatred.

Host Man: Distinguished guests, dear ladies, lovely girls and all the children present, good evening, I am the host of this session, Feng Shengjie.

Female Host: Welcome to the [-]th Anniversary Ceremony of the Shark Live Streaming Platform. Tonight, the stars are shining and full of passion. I am here to say hello to the audience in the live broadcast room. I am the host Liu Xi.

Men and Women: Good evening, everyone.

Liu Xi: Tonight at [-] o'clock will bring you a big surprise. Friends in the live broadcast room, please don't go away.

Feng Shengjie: Next, please enjoy the dance performance brought to you by Di Ali Aiba.

(You don’t understand Didi Baba, I’ll change it, you have the final say, change it to Dili Aiba, give my family Aiba a nice name.)

Di Li Aiba was the first to appear on the stage, and the strength was strong enough, whether it was the audience at the scene or the audience in front of the mobile phone, they applauded unanimously.

What the host Liu Xi said about this amazing surprise, she didn't know herself, she also heard the director's order before going on stage to say so.

She had read the list of performances for the dinner a long time ago, but she didn't find anything exciting. It was probably a gimmick on purpose so that everyone could wait until the end.

With the appearance of Di Li Aiba, the audience cheered unanimously, and the atmosphere was unprecedentedly high.

And the penguin horse in the background is dancing with difficulty. No matter how you dance, the dance of the penguin horse looks stiff all over.

Penguin Horse just wanted to die.

Pressing Labei's nose to hold back the smile, his teeth were gritted, and he couldn't bear to look directly at it, it was too dramatic.

"Little Ma, how is your practice?" Jack Ma sang twice and then came over.

He needs to come over to monitor the progress of the penguin horses, and prevent them from singing during dance practice.

He has sung the song "Life in Bloom" eight hundred times, and he is very familiar with it.

"puff....."

Pressing Labei's nose and seeing Penguin Ma's constipated expression, he couldn't help it, and laughed out loud.

"Xiaochen, why are you tickling me?" Pressing down on Labei's nose, she quickly found a good excuse for herself.

"Isn't this for you to relax a little bit, and scratch again."

These two are worthy of acting, and Jin Xiaochen is also very cooperative and scratched a few more times.

Jin Xiaochen could understand the feeling of holding down Labei's nose, but she couldn't help it.

They are professionally trained people, and they usually don't laugh unless they can't help it.

"Are you going? If you don't go, I won't jump." Penguin Ma Han said to Jack Ma with a straight face.

"Okay, I'll go." Jack Ma quickly confessed, he came here mainly to see if they were singing and dancing, and his goal had been achieved, so he quickly withdrew.

"Lin'er, drink some water and take a rest." Guomin Xiao Wang took a bottle and handed it to Xia Lin.

"Well, thank you, Young Master Wang." Charlene took the water, opened it and drank half a bottle.

"Young Master Wang, long time no see." Holding down Labei's nose, he waved to the national Xiaowang.

"Hey... Long time no see." Xiao Guomin Xiao Wang nodded with a smile, then took the water Charlene drank and went down.

Holding down La Beibi and Jin Xiaochen are no strangers to see Guomin Xiaowang coming to hand water.

For a person who even came to serve as a foil for the two-horse boss, her status has exceeded imagination.

"President Ma, shall we start now?" the dance teacher ran over and asked in a low voice.

"Let me ask Lin'er." Penguin Mahan walked to Xia Lin's side and asked softly, "Lin'er, are you tired, do you want to take a rest?"

"I'm not tired, Uncle Ma, are you tired?" Charlene shook her head.

"Not tired, not tired at all, let's continue." Penguin Ma shook his head and asked the dance teacher to continue.

Jack Ma hid aside and watched the mechanical movements of the penguin horse on the stage. His hands were not coordinated with the twisting body at all. He suppressed his smile and nodded in satisfaction and left.

Shark platform official live broadcast room:

Zhao Wu, who loves red oil and chili: Where is my Liner?

Tom thinks it's great: that's right, my Lin people, it's almost ten o'clock and they haven't come out yet.

Xiao Shui Mian: Didn’t the host say that there will be a big surprise at ten o’clock, and Lin’er is our surprise, I love it.

High-ranking officials: Don't laugh so hard, no one is on stage when you press and hold La Beibei, if you want to be surprised, you have to press and hold La Beibei, what kind of a thing is Lin'er?

Zhatian Gang-Xu Que: Lao Tzu's 40-meter broadsword has killed the thief, please drag it away.

ZHAO Dezhu from the Zhatian Gang: I have been dragged away, and I have stepped on it hard.

.....

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Liu Xi: Tonight's grand ceremony is drawing to a close. The following will be tonight's important guests. Who will they be?Let's wait and see, the following will invite special guests to appear tonight.

The appearance music bgm sounded, and the lights on the stage suddenly gathered.

Jack Ma is the first to appear on the stage. He is dressed in a Jack suit and carries a guitar on his chest to play b. In fact, he doesn't know how to play it.

Jack Ma? ? ?

what......

Oh......

The audience burst into cheers...

The host was dumbfounded.

The audience at the scene were dumbfounded.

The fans in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.