I'm tired, break up

"A more grandiose plan?" Yi Shiroyu asked subconsciously.

"Yes, a beautiful plan, a plan that can make everyone happy." The female bartender smiled mysteriously. "Iroha, are you interested in listening?"

good?Can all be happy?

Yi Caiyu fell into silence, she noticed something abnormal, the smile of the female bartender and this short question gave her a sense of inadequacy, as if all the previous conversations were just foreshadowing, just for the present moment to let her make a choice.

Reason told her that the best solution at this time should be to cover her ears without hesitation, turn around and go out; but the girl's curiosity was stirring, and the emotion called "luck" was making waves: since the other party said that everyone can get happiness, does that mean she can too

It can only be said that it really deserves to be the first love of the scumbag seniors. This cobweb-like speech technique is exactly the same.

"Of course." After a long time, Yishiroyu lowered his head, held the goblet tightly, and nodded slowly and firmly. "Please tell me."

The female bartender clasped her hands in satisfaction.

"Before I tell you about the plan, I want to explain the current situation to you, Iroha." She paused for a moment, and asked aloud, "Iroha, do you know the law of crabs?"

Yi Caiyu nodded, she had heard from senior scumbags: if you use an open fish basket to hold crabs, one crab can easily crawl out, but if you put a few more, none of them will be able to crawl out, because When a crab is close to the exit, other crabs will keep exerting force to drag it down.

"The current Emperor Penguin Bar is just a fish basket. Everyone seems to be staying together in a friendly manner, but once someone makes a little progress in Zhijun's affairs, the others will immediately tacitly hold back. .” The bartender sighed. "This is also the main reason why we have made no progress in restoring Zhijun for so many years, except for 'Fujiwara Zhi has been refusing to communicate'."

Yi Caiyu said "Oh" again, thinking that it's no wonder the senior scumbags turned a blind eye to your emperor penguin bar, and probably guessed that you female crabs would fight each other in it, so it wouldn't affect him.

"So you want everyone to become united?" Isiroha asked.

"Yes, because of the existence of monopoly, unity is a complete empty talk for us now, which is not good." The female bartender said seriously: "So I am going to find a way to destroy their monopoly."

"It seems you already have a plan?"

"That's right." The female bartender nodded, and she suddenly changed her tone: "Iroha, if, I mean if, if Yuki Fujiwara suddenly changes one day, he becomes a scumbag"

"Senior, he is already a scumbag." Yi Caiyu reminded faintly.

"But there are many kinds of scum." The female bartender raised her right hand and pulled out a folding fan from the air. "I mean he went from one kind of scum to another kind of scum."

"Miss bartender, I don't understand."

Hearing this, the female bartender smiled, and she suddenly changed the subject. "Ayaha-chan, can you accept sharing your lover with other girls?"

"Of course not! One of the cornerstones of love is loyalty." Yishiyu raised his eyebrows, making no effort to hide his distaste for that situation. "I can't accept love like a castle in the air!"

Lover Fujiwara Yuki sees the men in the harem as natural enemies. As the closest girl to Fujiwara Yuki, she is influenced by her, and Isshiroha also has no liking for such greedy guys.

"Many people in this bar hold the same idea as you, oppose the harem, and support monopoly. This is the root cause of our dispute." The female bartender smiled and asked again: "Iroha, if your favorite senior At this time, he suddenly appeared and told you that he wants you to be one of his many lovers, and the compensation is that he will not break up with you again, will you agree?"

Yishiroyu's first reaction was that this was impossible, and his second reaction was to be dumbfounded.

Put her thoughts aside for the time being, if the assumption given by the female bartender is true

The wingman lady turned her head and looked around the Emperor Penguin Bar. Her eyes focused on the drunk cat Akane Minagawa who was holding the wine bottle and screaming "Zhi Jun Zhi Jun", and finally turned back. She stared blankly at the bar in front of her. woman, expression management is gradually out of control.

Yi Caiyu realized the horror of this strategy. If one day the scumbag senior really becomes that kind of person, let alone the other women, the group of women in the Emperor Penguin Bar will probably stand up and gather together. response.

They all dream of returning to the side of the scumbag senior, as long as the scumbag senior is willing to open his arms to them again, whether it is a harem, polygamy, or no status and can only meet once a month, it is not at all for them. question.

At the same time, Yi Caiyu quietly simulated in his mind the reaction of the senior scumbag to himself when he put forward the condition of "exchanging the harem for never breaking up".

Then a colored feather "slapped" and covered her face.

Miss Wingman is sincerely disappointed in her concentration

"Isn't this too despicable?" Yi Caiyu said in a low voice.

"But everyone has achieved happiness." The female bartender spread her fan "swipely" to cover half of her face. She hummed and said with a smile: "Finding the happiness that makes everyone smile on the countless roads full of tears" That one, this is the duty of a sage."

"Miss bartender, I have to remind you." Yi Caiyu's eyes twitched. "I remember my predecessor told me that the number of his ex-girlfriends is at least three hundred"

"I know, and my data is more accurate than yours. Including Nakano Wuyue who just broke up not long ago, the number of his current ex-girlfriends is 320 three."

"Then you still"

"But what does it matter?" The old female bartender tilted her head. "Iroha, what do you think I established the Emperor Penguin Bar and started the membership system for?"

"This" Yi Caiyu took a breath, and she felt that she had vaguely touched the truth of the establishment of the Emperor Penguin Bar.

"Thinking about it carefully, this sounds like a perfect plan, but" Yi Caiyu pondered: "Who has the ability to make seniors make such a change that is almost diametrically opposed?"

Soon, Yi Shiroyu's expression changed.

Because at that moment, the female bartender looked up at her, and showed a beautiful smile full of trust in this direction.

The name of that smile is:

Who else can I give you?