I'm tired, break up

In the pitch-black room, the sound of keyboard tapping was continuous, and the white light shot from the computer screen illuminated a stern face, and a pair of eyes that faintly glowed with thunder.

Yuki Fujiwara is making future plans with the attitude of writing a thesis.

Although according to the old man Fujiwara, the embryo with his genetic factors will dissolve at the moment of formation, and it is basically impossible to be born into the world, but there are no absolutes in the world, and

That's Yayi Yonglin!

No one knows that woman's ability better than the emperor penguin. If the discipline of pharmacology must have a god, then in the eyes of insiders, the name of the god is almost indisputable.

Thinking like this, Fujiwara Yuki couldn't help but become more serious, his fingers jumped like flying, and words appeared on the computer screen at an extremely alarming speed:

——Compared with being single, the identity of a single father has no advantage in the strategy.

——It will cause personal temperament to become too mature in the eyes of women, and it will also leave a flirtatious first impression when launching a strategy. It is even more natural if the child's "mother" appears by her side in the name of visiting the child from time to time. Big trouble.

——And considering that the child is very likely to be in the age group that cannot take care of himself, his private time will undoubtedly become fragmented, and the previous time-consuming strategy actions will be forced to give up. Need to update to "Short Flat Fast" version.

——Additional: Using the taboo status of a wife and father to bring a strong sense of pleasure to the love partner is very likely to be very effective, but due to the consideration of the lover's mental health, this plan is temporarily put on hold and sealed.

"Eh? Don't you want to add another one?"

At this moment, a woman's laughter suddenly came from the air behind the emperor penguin. This scene was simply a reality performance of some supernatural program, and it was extremely frightening.

"How about the cultivation of wingmen from an early age?" She asked with a smile: "Don't you often worry about whether your wingman will last long? Why don't you try to train one yourself? I remember there is a saying called——What kind of weapon is there?" Can it be more convenient than making it with your own hands?"

"I won't do that." Emperor Penguin slowed down his typing on the keyboard, and said in a low tone: "If what Baiyi Yonglin wants to do really succeeds, then, no matter how she came to this world , and no matter what purpose she was sent to me, she is a complete person, and I can't treat her as my hunting dog just because of my blood in her body, and manipulate a person's body at will. Life."

"Ah, ah, what a good and responsible father." The voice approached slowly, and gradually surrounded him with a sweet breath. "Since father is so responsible, why don't we just include the child's mother?"

Feeling the familiar sound of breathing approaching gradually, Fujiwara Yuki pressed the save button of the document expressionlessly.

Just when the sweet and greasy atmosphere was about to completely surround Fujiwara Yuki, with a "bang", the computer screen in front of Fujiwara Yuki suddenly went black, and the room went dark.

The next second, Fujiwara Yuki stood up suddenly from the seat, and purple-white, slender, snake-like arcs jumped between his bangs, they penetrated the air, leaving a faint burnt smell.The emperor penguin turned around and looked behind him, his originally dark eyes were now like two blooming violets.

It's a pity that the raid failed this time—there was nothing behind the Emperor Penguin, but his hand sank, and the cold and hard touch made Fujiwara Yuki frowned slightly. He turned his wrist and found that his palm was stuffed by someone at some point. got a cell phone.

"It seemed to me that someone was looking for you, so I brought it to you." The pleasant laughter sounded again, this time it came from the courtyard outside the window. "you are welcome"

Fujiwara Yuki lowered his head, stared at the vibrating mobile phone in his hand for five seconds, and finally lifted it up to his ear.

And a tired voice that the emperor penguin never expected rang in his ears:

"It's me, Master Zhi, I'm sorry to disturb you late at night."

"Hayasaka?" Fujiwara Yuki frowned slightly. "why you?"

The caller ID was indeed Hayasaka Ai's number, but judging from the photos received during the day, Hayasaka Ai should be controlled by the Insect Society, and even the communication tools were confiscated.

Although the girls in the Insect Club are all love fish, they are all of them with IQs above the standard line, so they shouldn't be able to do such a stupid thing as returning the communication tool to the subordinate of the rival in love.

To be honest, before answering the phone, Emperor Penguin thought he was being contacted by a certain idiot from the Insect Club, and was secretly thinking about what to say to coax him to go to the Emperor Penguin Bar to find out about the group of grieving women.

"They didn't embarrass me too much." Ai Hayasaka let out a long breath and smiled bitterly twice. "Because of the emergency, I didn't make it clear to you. My current identity is your personal assistant."

"I see." Fujiwara Yuki nodded, and he got up and walked to the window. "What can you do with me?"

"It's Ms. Zhuqueyuan. She just came to see me with my mobile phone, and said that as long as I can do her a little favor, she will quietly let me go back to Tokyo, so I don't have to be imprisoned here."

"Suzakuyuan Tsubaki? What does she want?"

"That she wants a photo" Hayasaka Ai's voice was full of embarrassment. "Also, although Ms. Zhuqueyuan didn't say it clearly, but from the tone of her voice, it's clear that what she wants is not those ordinary life photos, so can I trouble you?"

This request made Fujiwara Yuki silent for ten seconds.

"Tell her that the photos are too weak. You can just take out a video and give her a video. Make sure the scale is huge. After watching it, she will definitely be excited." Emperor Penguin said coldly: "But there is one condition. , that is to let her let you go in advance."

"Video?" Hayasaka Ai's tone gradually became weird. "Master Zhi, don't you mean it?"

"That's right, if there are no accidents, the third video will be sent to Fujiwara's residence in Chiba at the latest the day after tomorrow. I have already decided on its theme, which is 'confession'." Fujiwara paused. "So, Hayasaka, I need you to prepare in advance."

"Yes." Hayasaka Ai responded in a low voice, and asked naturally: "What do you need me to prepare? A home projector? Or the latest home stereo?"

"It has nothing to do with those things." Fujiwara Yuki said lightly: "Hayasaka, what you have to do is-prepare to escape, Suzaku-in Tsubaki who has seen that video will definitely chase you down, and it is even very likely that it is the Insect Society All out."

"???"

"Don't worry, you'll be safe if you escape to Tokyo. I'll pick you up. They don't have the guts to touch my personal assistant in front of me." Fujiwara Yuki looked up at the sky full of stars, and added the words "personal assistant" Accented.

In the early morning of the next day, the new Fujiwara mansion

Shinomiya Kaguya and Fujiwara Chika sat opposite each other at the dining table. The cheerful pink-haired cow leaned on the edge of the chair with both hands, shaking her calves leisurely, while the dark black-haired princess sat upright, raising her eyes from time to time and flying knives at her friends. cold eyes.

At this moment, the Emperor Penguin, holding the tray horizontally with one hand, came out of the kitchen. He walked in front of the girls, took two noodle bowls from the tray, and slowly pushed them in front of the girls.

"Please use it," he said.

"This is ramen!?" Fujiwara Chika exclaimed in surprise. "Xiao Zhi, how do you know that I like ramen?"

Shinomiya Kaguya was not so anxious to make a judgment, she stared at the sharp-edged willow-leaf-shaped noodles in the bowl, sniffed the salty scent in the air, and finally looked up at the emperor penguin, tilting her head slightly. "Is this Chinese food?"

"That's right, this is not Japanese ramen, but sliced ​​noodles in Chinese cuisine." Fujiwara Yuki turned the tray over and placed it on his chest. "Although both Yuanyue Tea House and the World Gastronomy Association have registered me as a Japanese chef, in fact my identity and background should belong to the Jin cuisine, one of the eight major Chinese cuisines."

Kaguya Shinomiya, "Chinese Cuisine of Jin Cuisine", frowned slightly, thinking that it was another piece of information that had not been included.

If it was an ordinary girl, the other party might be secretly happy because she made a new discovery on the map of Fujiwara Yuki, but Miss Kaguya doesn't like this feeling. She is used to being in control, and every new discovery It will give her a bad premonition that the emperor penguin will leave her and go away.

"Jin is the abbreviation of 'Shanxi'. The so-called Jin cuisine refers to the cooking style of Shanxi Province in China." Fujiwara Yuki looked far away. "This cuisine is excellent in pasta, and it has exported countless pastry masters for Chinese cuisine, and my teacher is one of them."

"As far as I know, Mr. Yukinoshita, you have never left Japan, and the Yuanyue Academy where you stayed briefly did not have a chef specializing in Jin cuisine. How did you come into contact with it?"

Shinomiya Kaguya was still trying to dig out more information, but a sudden snoring sound interrupted her, it was Chika Fujiwara.Miss Huiye gritted her teeth and turned her head away, but she couldn't see the other person's expression. At this moment, the pink-haired girl had buried her whole face in the noodle bowl, and she groaned happily like a pig while eating.

"Try it, it's the first dish I came into contact with when I was learning cooking, and you will never be disappointed." Fujiwara Yuki lightly patted the girl's head. "As for the rest of the future, there is no need to be so anxious about some things, isn't it?"

"But" Shinomiya Kaguya was a little unwilling.

"Kaguya, I'm always here."

Chika Fujiwara, who was cheerfully holding the noodle bowl at the side, suddenly stopped.

She raised her head from the noodle bowl, looked around in confusion, and finally stopped on Fujiwara Yuki.

The girl touched her stomach, and there was still a third of the noodles in the bowl, but she felt full for no reason.

"Fujiwara-san, what are you looking at?" Seemingly aware of something, Shinomiya Kaguya suddenly turned his head, his eyes were cold and stern, the appearance of protecting the food, did not have the open attitude when he was trying to win Isiroha's boyfriend.

——If you have something, it must be open and win-win. If I have something, you should not take a second look.

Shinomiya Kaguya is such a woman with double standards.

Fujiwara Chika dryly laughed twice. "I didn't see anything, I just suddenly felt very envious. Hui Ye-san is living such a happy life at Xiaozhi's house?"