I'm tired, break up

For Yuki Fujiwara, the president of the Sobu High Insect Club, one of the most satisfying things in his school club life was recruiting the transfer student named Megumi Kato into the club.

"Kato, I need a size 00 insect needle."

"Yes."

"Kato, give me the wingspan."

"Here, please take it."

"Kato, bring the insect repellant camphor and the label that says citrus swallowtail."

"Ok."

The girl with bob hair stood beside Shizuo Fujiwara, holding a hand wipe in her palm, quietly watching the beauty of the citrus swallowtail butterfly being frozen into eternity under the boy's hands.

"Then just wait for it to dry naturally?" she asked softly.

"Yeah." Fujiwara nodded. "Have you written down the steps for making butterfly specimens?"

"I've written it all down." The girl nodded in a similar way to Fujiwara Yuki, and replied in a flat tone.

"Very good. Then I'll leave it to you to make the 'Owl Butterfly' specimen for the new members to see tomorrow, and I will help you then." Fujiwara Shiki got up and sent the specimen to the ventilation window, and put a few An insect-repelling camphor.

"This is the end of today's club activities, please, Kato."

"It should be said that this side is in trouble." Kato Megumi followed suit and sent wet wipes. "I will work hard tomorrow, Fujiwara-san."

Fujiwara Zhi took the wet wipes, nodded to Kato Megumi, and confirmed his thoughts again.

——Quiet, smart, very friendly and executive, and more importantly, she can be completely in tune with herself in club activities. Although she occasionally has a weakness of being too low, her flaws are not hidden. This girl can be called a girl. A "perfect assistant".

"Hey! Are the club activities over?" At this moment, a gentle but energetic voice sounded from behind the two. "Then— Fujiwara-san, let's chat!"

Hearing this, Fujiwara Shiki turned around, and behind the long table where utensils were placed, a girl with Ji-style hair sat obediently under the wall clock. She had a pair of amethyst-like eyes, and her black hair soaked in the setting sun reflected the beauty. of light.

Fujiwara Yuki glanced at the girl. "I reject."

"Hey! Why?"

"Because it's time for you to go home, Chitanda Eru." Fujiwara Shizuo tapped the wall clock above the girl's head. "The access control time of your house is coming soon."

"If Fujiwara-san is talking about this, don't worry." The girl named Chitanda Eru tilted her head, and she used her index finger to move her long hair. "I have already told my father, I will go home later today."

"Why? Is today a special day?"

"If I have to say it." Chitanda Eru nodded her chin and thought for a moment. "Probably because today is the first day after Fujiwara-san broke up."

"Just for this?" Fujiwara Yuki was confused.

Could it be that Chitanda Eru was planning to comfort herself by chatting?But it's not right, the word "the first day after breaking up" may seem pitiful or even bleak to other boys, but for Fujiwara Yuki, this day is not even comparable to the Valentine's Day that happens every month, because He doesn't know how many "days after a breakup" he goes through every year.

Chitanda Eru is an old member of the Insect Club, so it is impossible for her not to know about it.

"What do you mean 'just for this'? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! You know, Fujiwara-san who is in love won't talk much to us as girls!" The girl puffed up her cheeks slightly. "Actually, I'm very curious about Fujiwara-san. I have many, many questions I want to ask Fujiwara-san, such as why you wear those glasses without prescription all the time, why Fujiwara-san always changes girlfriends, and why is it like this Fujiwara-san can live to high school in peace."

I see, so you want to take advantage of this short "open house" to satisfy your curiosity?

Fujiwara couldn't help pushing his glasses. To be honest, if recruiting Kato Megumi is the most proud thing of President Fujiwara, then accepting this amazingly curious Hei Nagao is the worst thing President Fujiwara has ever done. Stupid thing to do.

"For a girl, trying to get to know a scumbag and being too close to that scumbag is a dangerous act." Fujiwara Yuki politely refused, "Go home, Chitanda."

"But this kind of thing is not true for Huisang and me?" Chitanda Eru, who was supposed to be naturally dumb, reacted very quickly at this time. "We have been in the club for so long, and Fujiwara-san has changed nineteen girlfriends, but Fujiwara-san has never shown the slightest thought of taking action against us. Although I don't know why, in Sobu High, Huisang and I should It's the safest."

"Kato, come here and take your friend away, it's time for you both to go home."

Fujiwara Yuki was at a loss. He tried to call for foreign aid, but was shocked to find that Kato Megumi had sat beside Chitanda Eru at some point, fiddled with his smartphone with his head down.

"Actually, I really want to get to know Fujiwara-san too." Sensing Fujiwara Yuki's silent gaze, member Megumi Kato raised his head and smiled faintly at President Fujiwara.

Fujiwara was silent for a while.

"There is no need for this, we are just in the same club, not even friends"

Just before Fujiwara Yuki refused to say it for the second time, Kato Megumi suddenly added a sentence: "How about Fujiwara-san just taking this chat as a reward? You know, yesterday Mishima-senpai came over crying to go through the formalities of quitting the company." At that time, I was in charge of reception, and Chitanda-san comforted me for a long time."

"Yeah!!!" Eru Chitanda squeezed her small fist and nodded her head vigorously.

""

"I see."

These words were like a sharp sword piercing straight into the vitals. After a short silence, Fujiwara Shiki resolutely gave up his resistance. He came to the opposite side of the girls, swept away the large and small specimen boxes on the table and sat down.

"What do you want to know?"

In a conversation, such blunt and direct questions will inevitably put the other party in an awkward situation, but the girls in the activity room are not surprised. In informal occasions, Fujiwara Yuki always treats the opposite sex who is not a lover. With a cold face, this is already considered a very good attitude.

"How about starting with the three questions just now?" Chitanda Eru said quickly, she pursed her lips, widened her eyes, and stared closely at Fujiwara Yuki's face. "First question, why does Fujiwara-san keep wearing those glasses? I remember that Fujiwara-san's eyesight is very good."

"In order to add an intellectual atmosphere." Fujiwara Yuki replied: "For women, it is easier for a man who dresses up to be elegant and intellectual to get a handsome evaluation."

"I think Fujiwara-san is handsome even without glasses." Megumi Kato expressed her opinion. She has seen Fujiwara Yuki's face after taking off his glasses more than once.

"I see. Fujiwara-san knows how to dress up and girls." Chitanda nodded. "Then the second question, why does Fujiwara always change girlfriends?"

This sharp question made Fujiwara pause involuntarily, and he glanced at Chitanda Eru and Kato Megumi. "Before I answer this question, I hope you can promise me that you will remain calm and not angry when I answer."

"Why?" Chitanda tilted her head, as if a question mark had jumped above her head.

"Because a girl asked me this question last time, I answered her." Fujiwara said: "Then she slapped me."

The girls looked at each other and raised their right hands together.

"We promise to be calm and restrained," Chitanda-san said as a spokesperson.

The subtext is that there is no guarantee that he will not be angry, but this is enough for Fujiwara Yuki. To him, these two girls are just "club members" rather than "food reserves", far outside his "prey" range Besides, it doesn't matter whether their impression of themselves turns bad or not.

"It's human nature to like pretty girls, and I'm also a human being, so I like cute girls, and that's fine." Fujiwara Yuki's voice was flat: "Compared to other boys, I'm just willing to take action and get away with it Just a few times."

Sure enough, it was an answer that made people want to slap him.

"Please don't avoid the question, Fujiwara-san, we are discussing why you have changed so many girlfriends, not why you are chasing girls." Chitanda Eru said very seriously: "You really like those girls ?"

"Of course." Fujiwara Zhi nodded, saying these two words very frankly.

"But if you really like it, why did Fujiwara-san break up with those girls?" Chitanda Eru asked.

Megumi Kato put the phone in her skirt pocket, looked left and right, inexplicably felt that the atmosphere in the activity room had become depressing, although Chitanda Eru declared that she would remain calm and restrained, the chat among friends gradually turned to serious interviews Activity shift.

"Of course it's because I'm tired." Fujiwara Yuki said.

"What kind of answer is this!?"

"Chitanda, you have to know that the emotion of liking and love is not something with a long shelf life. It will gradually change with the passage of time, either sublimated into family affection, or degraded into loathing for the other party. "Fujiwara Yuki said: "I don't want my relationship to deteriorate, I hope I will always like the girl I like."

"So Fujiwara-san, you chose to break up!?" Chitanda Eru's expression shook violently.

"But this is a very effective method." Fujiwara Yuki said: "As long as you don't manage a certain relationship, it will lose the possibility of change, whether it is for the better or for the worse."

"Although it sounds reasonable, there is one thing that cannot be refuted." Megumi Kato hit the nail on the head. "Fujiwara-san, you are an undeniable scumbag."

"I know, so I never refute the fact that I'm a scum." Fujiwara pushed his glasses.

"Those girls should be very sad, right?" Chitanda sighed slightly. "The last question, why did Fujiwara-san survive so peacefully after provoking so many girls? Did he rely on his own surname? I remember that both the former prime minister and the current provincial minister of Japan were written by the surname Fujiwara."

"My parents died when I was very young, and there are no relatives in my family. Fujiwara is just a surname to me. I have nothing to do with that Fujiwara family." Fujiwara shook his head. "As for why I wasn't attacked by the hatchet, it is naturally due to my own wisdom and vision."

"I don't understand." The girls shook their heads.

"This involves a lot of things, let me pick the simplest one to talk about." Fujiwara pushed his glasses. "For example, the selection of targets."

"Choose?" Chitanda opened her lips in amazement, she was confused by the answer.

"Fujiwara-san, can you please elaborate?" The reporter, Eru Chitanda, froze, and her assistant Kato Megumin took over the interview microphone. "What does it mean to pick a target?"

"It means literally." Fujiwara Yuki said: "Since we are ready to break up from the beginning, then choosing a target has become a science."

"It's not okay to be delicate, because breaking up will bring disaster."

"Not stupid, because she will only think you are joking."

"Not too smart, because she won't give you a chance to break up."

"If you are too rich, you can't, because she has too many means to force you to get back together."

"It's not okay to be too weak, because breaking up is almost equivalent to the collapse of the world for her."

"It won't work if you are too strong, because she doesn't know how to let go at all. There is basically no difference between breaking up and not breaking up."

Kato raised his hand and touched his cheek. "In other words, Fujiwara-san wants to become lovers with ordinary girls?"

"Not necessarily. For me, a girl with a tsundere attribute is more suitable to be a target than a girl with an ordinary attribute, because whether it is to become a lover with her or to break up with her, it is all easy and simple."

Fujiwara pushed his glasses.

"Tsundere is best dealt with."

"There is one thing I'm curious about." Chitanda finally came to her senses, and she cast a puzzled look at Fujiwara Yuki. "How did Fujiwara-san know these things? I remember that there are no such professions as breakup masters and breakup tutors in Japan, right?"

Fujiwara was silent for a long time, and then said quietly: "Of course it's all based on experience."

"May I ask, Fujiwara-san, do you still remember how many girlfriends you have had?"

"Of course remember, so far, the number is three"

"Dong dong!"

A knock on the door interrupted the interview.

"Please come in." Under the regretful gaze of the girls, Fujiwara Yuki looked away and raised his voice.

Under the gaze of the three, the door of the activity room was opened, and Yishiyu, who was holding the notebook in his arms, leaned out half of his body, showing an extremely cute smile to everyone.

"Excuse me, is this the Insect Club? I have something very important to ask Mr. Fujiwara Shiki Fujiwara."