I'm a hang

The banquet lasted until late at night before it was declared over.

During the dinner, Xue Yun and An Ruxuan had to deal with the bombardment of the guests.

All kinds of greetings and wooing emerge in endlessly.

Xue Yun was completely drunk by these enthusiastic guests.

As a result, he drank a drink later, and he couldn't remember exactly how he got back to the hotel room.

Also drunk is Zhao Lihua, these girls are alcoholics at all.

If you don't drink to your heart's content when you see these things, you will definitely not let it go.

The next morning, when Xue Yun woke up, he was already lying on the hotel's water bed.

He was still wearing the tuxedo from last night, and felt dizzy for a while.

Turning over, the scene in front of him suddenly made his mind go blank!

An Ruxuan was actually lying beside him...

The little beauty was still wearing the evening dress from last night, her extremely alluring figure and fair neck were almost unobstructed.

"Fuck!"

Turning over and jumping up from the bed, Xue Yun seemed to have been slapped in the face, and he became sober in an instant.

"Um...what's the matter..."

Opening her eyes drowsily, and being awakened by his exclamation, An Ruxuan was also shocked when she realized it!

"This! How could this be..."

Subconsciously grabbing the quilt, An Ruxuan crawled into the corner of the water bed like a frightened rabbit, blushing and shouting, "You...what did you do last night?!"

"Stop! I didn't do anything!"

Xue Yun denied it, and took a few steps back: "I drank too much last night, and I can't remember anything clearly. I don't know how I got back to the hotel. When I woke up in the morning, you were here..."

Biting her lips lightly, An Ruxuan tried her best to recall the experience of last night, but she also looked confused.

At the banquet last night, all the guests thought she was pregnant, but they didn't drink her wine.

But Zhao Lihua won't let her go easily.

After a heavy dose, even she lost her memory in the end.

Leng Xintong and Xiaogu probably won't end well, and they must have been harmed by Zhao Lihua, a crazy woman.

What happened last night, the only person who knows the truth is probably only one person!

"Zhao Tianyi!" The two said in unison.

After saying that, they rushed out of the bedroom immediately!

In the living room, Zhao Tianyi was drinking coffee leisurely, flipping through the book casually with a book in his hand.

"Are you awake?"

Seeing the two people walking out of the bedroom, he still flipped through the pages of the book expressionlessly.

"Zhao Tianyi, why did Ruxuan and I sleep on the same bed!?" Xue Yun asked.

With a wry smile on her face, An Ruxuan also asked, "Tian Yi, what happened last night?"

He closed the book with a snap.

Taking a sip of coffee slowly, Zhao Tianyi said coldly: "Except for me, all of you drank too much last night. After finally arriving at the hotel, I used the armor and steel bones to carry you upstairs one by one... ...."

"When we arrived at the door of the room, the two of you suddenly became drunk, saying that tonight we will do a fake show for real, that we must cook raw rice and other nonsense..."

His whole body was stiff, Xue Yun was completely speechless.

As for An Ruxuan, she was also dumbfounded, unable to refute.

"I really can't hold you back, so I let you go into the bedroom together. As for what happened later, I don't know."

"so......"

Putting down the coffee, Zhao Tianyi pushed down his glasses, and asked sincerely, "Have you cooked the meal last night?"

I'm going to your grandpa's!

What kind of tiger and wolf words are these!

In other words, does this guy understand the true meaning of "cooking rice"?

Maybe he really thought it was literally...

An Ruxuan's face was extremely hot, she was extremely embarrassed, she picked up the quilt and ran away.

She has no face to stay in this place anymore!

With a twitching sigh at the corner of his mouth, Xue Yun calmed down and looked around, but he didn't find Xiaogu.

"Where did Xiaogu go..."

Raising his eyebrows, Xue Yun came to the bar to pour a glass of water, and asked anxiously: "Did you forget him last night?"

Xiaogu, who was born as a servant, is introverted, doesn't talk much, and has a very low sense of presence.

It is not unusual for Zhao Tian to forget about the situation last night.

"You're insulting my memory..."

Zhao Tianyi calmly said: "Last night, he was just like you. He was so drunk that he didn't look like a man. You told Ruxuan that you wanted to cook, and that girl Leng Xintong also wanted to join in the fun, holding Xiaogu and not letting go. Now the two of you Probably slept in the same bed too..."

puff!

A sip of water spewed out, Xue Yun's face was full of astonishment.

Banana Bara...

It's fucking crazy!

"I'm going! This is the rhythm of killing people!"

Putting down the water glass, Xue Yun had no time to think, got up and was about to go to the girl's suite.

"Well, you stinky hooligan! Court death!"

Sure enough, there was a deafening rebuke from the suite next door.

next moment!

With a loud bang.

The entire hotel room shook violently!

Xue Yun hurried out of the room, and was instantly dumbfounded when he looked around.

The corridor was filled with smoke, and broken stones and bricks shook to the ground.

Most of the walls of the girl's suite collapsed, and Xiao Gu jumped out of the room in disheveled clothes!

He bowed his body and hid behind the Bai Zhan Yin Soldier, his strong hostility was surging, and he didn't dare to take it lightly for a moment.

Bringing the harvester with him, Zhao Lihua angrily chased him out.

"I must eunuch you stinky rascal today!"

shhhhhh!

The harvester stretched out his arms, and countless flying knives flew towards Xiaogu with a cold light!

"Stop me all!"

Xue Yun took a big step, and an ice wall rose across the sky.

dang dang ......

All of Zhao Lihua's attacks were blocked!

"Everyone is a team, what can't you talk about?!"

Frowning, Xue Yun shouted: "Calm down, I! Put away the armed monsters!"

Heaving a sigh of frustration, Zhao Lihua waved his hand, and the harvester beside him disappeared in an instant.

Silently standing upright, Xiaogu immediately released his defensive posture.

Only then did the hundred-war Yin soldiers in front of him fade away.

After some explanations, everyone finally figured out what happened.

Zhao Lihua woke up early in the morning and found herself on the floor of the living room.

Walking back to his room in a daze, he suddenly saw Xiao Gu and Leng Xintong sleeping on the same bed.

Messy clothes were scattered on the ground, and the two embraced and slept together, which was very unsightly.

Immediately, more than half of Zhao Lihua's wine sobered up, and she blatantly attacked Xiaogu!

"He took advantage of us girls drinking too much and came here to take advantage of the sweetheart. If it's not a hooligan, what is it?" Zhao Lihua still complained angrily.

"I, it's not..." Xiao Gu silently shook his head.

Seeing this, An Ruxuan quickly persuaded: "Don't be impulsive, everyone drank too much last night, it was unintentional, even Xue Yun and I..."

Hearing some clues, Zhao Lihua sneered and stared angrily at Xue Yun.

"Don't get me wrong!"

Reaching out to stop him, Xue Yun argued, "Ruxuan and I are innocent, we didn't do anything last night!"

Everyone looked at each other, and the atmosphere became extremely strange.

"Alcohol really makes people irrational..." Pushing down his glasses, Zhao Tianyi shook his head, watching the joke from the sidelines.

"Uh...can I say a few words?"

Embarrassedly poking his head out, the Leng Xintong who was wrapped in a quilt quickly smoothed things over.

"Last night, I was too crazy to drag Xiaogu to let me go, and entered the wrong room again... I think it's better to forget it. It was a misunderstanding. I'm really sorry, and it surprised you, Sister Hua... ..."

"Ah... No! It's Amanda..." Sticking out her tongue, Leng Xintong made a gesture of begging for mercy.

Speaking of this, everything finally came to light.

The co-author is a free love between you and me, and it is not as dirty as Zhao Lihua imagined!

There were blue veins all over her forehead, and Zhao Lihua suddenly had the illusion that she was being fed dog food in vain for being a good person.

"You can really do it one by one!"

Turning around and passing through the collapsed wall, she raised her hand and said, "I don't care who you want to sleep with in the future!"

An Ruxuan burst into laughter, looked at Xue Yun and couldn't help blushing, and hurriedly followed her.

The most generous one was Leng Xintong, who winked mischievously at Xiaogu, then wrapped up the sheets and retreated to his room on tiptoe.

Looking at the ruins in the corridor of the hotel, Xue Yun wanted to cry but had no tears.

It's all fucking money!

To say the least, I have to pay the hotel several million...

Glancing at Xiaogu next to him, Xue Yun grabbed his shoulders: "Stinky boy, I can't tell, it's pretty quick..."

Stretching out his thumb, Xue Yun said with a smile: "In this regard, I am ashamed of myself, awesome!"

His forehead was covered with black lines, and Xiaogu wanted to cry but had no tears.

He wanted to explain that Leng Xintong was more proactive than him last night.

But think about it, forget it...

Talk too much, too lazy to say!

The author has something to say

There's an American movie called The Hangover

There are two parts in total!

Especially funny and wonderful, with a big brain hole!

There are plots that borrow from it in Thai Jiong and so on.

Anyone who is interested can find it!

highly recommended!

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