Uncle is so fierce

Although Su Fan was a boy, he was also a man. He was an ordinary person in his previous life. It's normal to think more now.

However, his Dao heart is stable, and he has seen countless women, so he has a certain degree of immunity, and he reacted after only a moment of absence, and said in a deep voice.

"I'm Su Fan, I'm here to visit Miss Fairy, please let the two fairies tell me so I can go in."

"Peach Blossom Fairyland never welcomes men, please go back."

The woman on Su Fan's left frowned slightly, and issued the order to evict the guest without saying a word.

What the hell is this?Just now I let myself in, but now I have to drive myself away again.

But Su Fan soon understood that this was probably a test given to him by the fairy girl.

"Please two fairies, please be considerate. I really have something important to do with the fairy girl."

"No, that's what every man who comes to Peach Blossom Fairyland says, I can't let you in."

Hearing the other party's rejection again and again, Su Fan also became angry.

He can't control that much anymore. Although beauties are good-looking, he has seen many of them. Liu Ling, Ji Yunxi, Xiao Jixiang, Sheng Wan

There are many beauties in Haotianzong, if the other party still blocks him, Su Fan doesn't mind doing it.

Of course, it's a measured move.

"My fairy friend, please calm down, my sister is a little impatient, she must be offended."

Just when Su Fan was about to explode, the woman standing on his right smiled gently and spoke softly.

"I'm not angry. I have been allowed to enter the Peach Blossom Fairyland just now. Please don't make things difficult for the two fairies."

One sings the red face and the other sings the bad face, right? Su Fan has seen this kind of thing a lot.

With a sneer in his heart, he took out two 5000-year-old grass jelly from the Qiankun Ring and handed them to the woman on the right.

"Also ask the fairy to accommodate!"

"Your fairy is joking, please take back the celestial grass."

To Su Fan's surprise, the woman actually pushed back Su Fan's fairy medicine. Su Fan had done his homework before. Although the 5000-year-old grass jelly is not top-notch in the fairy world, it is still very popular.

He originally thought that the two women wanted some favors from him, but seeing the contempt in each other's eyes, Su Fan didn't expect it to be otherwise.

"Then please let the fairy tell me how to let me in."

The more beautiful a woman is, the more troublesome she is. Su Fan understood it. He was really helpless, so he could only ask directly.

"It's like this. Fairy girls have always loved reading poems and books. When they have nothing to do on weekdays, they like matching pairs. Over time, we disciples have been influenced by what we have seen and learned. In this way, the little girl can make a pair. If the fairy friends can If the answer is correct, I will let Xianyou in."

It's coming, it's finally coming, Su Fan let out a sigh of relief, he can be regarded as expressing his needs, it really suffocated him to death.

Eh, wait a minute, right?

Su Fan's heart tightened. Although he had read many books, he had never been right.

"Erha, will you be right?"

Erha, who was still in a daze, suddenly heard Su Fan's voice. He scratched his head in doubt and asked back.

"Brother Fan, what is a pair? Can it be eaten? Is it delicious?"

Su Fan: ""

"Hahaha"

Su Fan used sound transmission, but because Husky was in a daze, he used his own voice, so the twins immediately heard them.

"Friend Xian, if I'm sorry, I didn't tell you, even if I let you in, the empress won't see you."

"You don't even know how to match pairs, and you still come to Peach Blossom Fairyland. Have you ever inquired about the rules here?"

Su Fan's face darkened, and he scolded himself for being stupid in his heart. Isn't it boring to find huskies for things like pairs?

Forget it, let's break the jar and listen to what they have to say first.

"Ahem, Fairy, come on, right? I'll give it a try."

Seeing that Su Fan still refused to give up, the woman standing on the right spoke softly, but there was a hint of arrogance faintly.

"Then fairy friend, listen up, my match is - every flower and grass are flourishing, lush and beautiful."

Good guy, the words were repeated right at the beginning, Su Fan frowned slightly, and happened to see the towering waves in front of him, and couldn't help but have an idea.

"A man and a woman are comfortable up and down, left, right, and right."

As soon as Su Fan finished the match, the woman standing on the left couldn't help saying, "It's so neat."

But then he came back to his senses, and his cheeks immediately turned crimson.

"It's really unreasonable for you to be so shameless and obscene!"

Su Fan froze for a moment, scratched his head, and asked, "What's wrong? Am I right?"

"You! You"

Just when the woman on the left was about to say something, the woman on the right spoke.

"Shuangling, don't be rude, this fairy friend is very good."

"But Sister Shuanghua, a rascal, he actually used that kind of thing to confront others."

Shuanghua's cheeks were also flushed, but compared to her sister Shuangling, she was much more refined.

"If you don't accept it, just come up with a pair to test him."

It turns out that the one on the left is the younger sister, called Shuangling, and the one on the right is the older sister, called Shuanghua.

No wonder he was so savage, it turned out to be a small one.

"Shuangling Fairy's words are wrong. I, a man and a woman, took a horse-drawn carriage for an outing together. The road was a bit bumpy. After arriving at the destination, seeing the beautiful scenery, I couldn't help but feel at ease. Do you have any questions? Why do you want to go?" scold me?"

As the saying goes, if the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are cheap, there will be no enemies.

As long as I'm not embarrassed, it's others who are embarrassed.

"Or, Fairy Shuangling is full of matters of men and women, so what she sees is what she sees?"

Su Fan's cheeky explanation left Shuang Ling speechless, so she could only grit her teeth and snort.

"Shameless, although you have dealt with your sister, you haven't dealt with me. Listen carefully, my top right is a life-long, one-hearted, spotless! Excuse me, my next right!"

Su Fan was taken aback. There was something in this pair, and it actually contained the perception of a cultivator, faintly showing the way of heaven.

too difficult!

Su Fan's face has become extremely serious.

Even Shuangling's older sister, Shuanghua, looked at her sister in surprise.

When did this girl become so powerful?

This pair, even if you allow yourself to be right, it is difficult to make the right pair.

"Hmph, I advise you to give up earlier, Peach Blossom Fairyland, not everyone can come!"

Shuang Ling's ridicule was still in his ears, Su Fan's heart skipped a beat, and a confident smile appeared on his face.

"Why should I give up? I didn't say I couldn't do it."

"Okay, you have the ability! Yes, let me listen."

Seeing the flushed faces of the two spirits, Su Fan chuckled and said, "One plus one equals two is a bit difficult."

This

The whole place was dead silent.

Shuang Ling's mouth was already wide open, apparently unable to believe it, but there was a look of thought in Shuang Hua's eyes.

"What is your pair! Can one plus one equal two be used as a pair?"

"Why can't it be right? Is there such a rule for pairs?"

Su Fan did his part, looked at Shuang Ling's face, and retorted.

But thinking about it carefully, it seems that there is really no problem with Su Fan being right. The way is simple, and one plus one is not the way of heaven?

Today, I will "trick" this unreasonable woman.

Although Su Fan liked beautiful women, he was extremely disgusted with gangsters.

"You you you! I don't accept it! Come again!"

"Please."

Taking a deep breath, Shuang Ling said slowly.

"Three souls, seven spirits and five elements are all normal."

"Three plus two is five."

Su Fan chuckled, eyes full of sarcasm, and looked at Shuang Ling fearlessly, waiting for her to make a fool of herself.

The audience was quiet again. This time, Shuanghua's eyes were full of smiles, and the way she looked at Su Fan had completely changed.

This guy in front of him is completely pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger. He said that he would not be right, it was a lie!

Hearing that Su Fan's next right was arithmetic, he almost fainted because of his aura.

"I don't believe it anymore! You can still use arithmetic to match pairs! Listen up, gossip and nine palaces can take a look at the appearance of all living beings!"

"Eight minus nine minus one is not a good calculation."

Without the slightest hesitation, Su Fan blurted out what to say next.

Today I will play with addition and subtraction for you to the end, and I will piss you off.

Seeing that Shuang Ling's face had turned purple, Su Fan suppressed the smile in his heart and saluted slightly.

"Fairy Shuangling, I don't know if I'm right, are you right?"

Not to mention, addition and subtraction are really easy to use for pairs, and I have learned a lot today.

"What a fart! You are insulting me, what are you right? Shit doesn't make sense, I don't accept it, I"

"Enough, Twin Spirits!"

Just when Shuang Ling was about to go berserk, Shuang Hua finally spoke, and with a shout, the anger on Shuang Ling dissipated.

"Sister, I didn't lose! He's cheating!"

"Pairing is just for entertainment. I didn't expect Fairy Shuangling to care so much about it. This is good. I'm willing to bow down, how about it?"

Su Fan's words now are like needles, piercing Shuang Ling's face, what is this?

This is Chi Guoguo's humiliation.

"Don't you think it's shameful enough? How does the empress teach us on weekdays? This fairy friend is right. You are too competitive, don't you want to back down?"

Hearing her sister's order, although Shuang Ling still wanted to say something, she finally stepped aside, but her two big eyes kept staring at Su Fan.

If eyes could kill, Su Fan would probably die [-] times.

"This fairy friend, Xia Feng Shuanghua, is a Xuanxian from Peach Blossom Fairyland. The one who made you laugh just now is my younger sister Feng Shuangling. She is usually a bit savage, so I offended you just now."

"Where is it, Fairy Shuanghua joked, it is my honor to be scolded by Fairy Shuangling."

Su Fan still has a good impression of Feng Shuanghua. After all, she is an older sister, so she is much more stable than her younger sister.

I don't know what the fairy girl thinks, let a woman with princess disease come to see the gate, don't you know that the disaster comes from her mouth?

"Come in with me, both of you, and I'll take you to see your empress."

Feng Shuanghua didn't care about Feng Shuangling who stood aside and was sullen, and saluted Su Fan, signaling him and Erha to follow her.

"Then thank Fairy Shuanghua for leading the way, Husky, what are you looking at, let's go."

With one kick on the husky's ass, Su Fan quickly followed Feng Shuanghua, and finally stepped into the Peach Blossom Fairyland.