Uncle is so fierce

Chapter 86: No one thinks you are dumb if you don't tell me

The three of Su Fan had already walked over, ignoring the people from Huan Miao Xianchao, and walked straight to the edge.

Immortal Huan Miao fell for the trick, it was because they didn't know the situation of this nightmare.

For Su Fan, the nightmare was easy to solve.

"stop!"

At this time, Commander Huo let out a cold shout, and walked directly in front of Su Fan and the others, blocking their way.

The other people around also gathered, staring at Su Fan and the others without saying a word.

"What's the matter?" Su Fan turned his head with a smile,

Commander Huo stood in front of Su Fan and looked down at Su Fan.

In terms of size, I'm afraid he is the tallest among the people present, even Jing Wenxin, who is eight feet tall, has to bow his head.

"Which family is your power? How did you get here?"

Commander Huo asked directly on his face.

Su Fan was startled by the sudden appearance, and frowned after taking a few steps back.

"You are poisonous!"

"I don't know if I have bad breath, I almost sent me away when I put it on my face"

It had been many years, and this was the first time he had encountered someone with such bad breath.

If it wasn't for my good concentration, I'm afraid I'd be smoked to death by this red-faced man in the first place.

Before Commander Huo could react, he turned his head to look at the young man behind him, frowned and asked, "Does my mouth stink?"

The young man subconsciously nodded, but hurriedly shook his head again.

It's better not to talk nonsense at a time like this, or you'll get slapped again.

"His grandma, you haven't answered my question yet!"

Commander Huo turned his head and said angrily: "I rinse my mouth every day, it's not up to you to tell whether it stinks or not, so let's talk about who you are first."

Hearing this, Su Fan did not rush to speak, but glanced at the monks lying on the ground.

Did you get hit?

If you don't save it first, it will be considered as repaying the empress' favor for protecting the tree.

"Nightmare dreams are tricky, but they can be solved easily."

Su Fan looked at the national teacher calmly.

After all, he has seen this national teacher before. When he was in Haoyue City, he pretended to be the guide of Posuodi, and got a lot of treasures from this national teacher.

The national teacher also felt that Su Fan's voice was somewhat familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it for a while.

"Little brother, I don't know what you can do?"

The national teacher stepped forward and said: "As long as you are willing to make a move, we Huan Miao Xianchao will be grateful."

"Hey, hey, are you ignoring me?" Commander Huo said with a dark face.

Su Fan smiled and said, "It's okay to be grateful. I'll tell you how to treat it as repaying your Empress's favor."

Ok?

Hearing this, the national teacher frowned.

Returning the empress' favor, could it be that this young man knew the empress?

"I said boy, what are you talking about here? Believe it or not, I will slap you to death!" Commander Huo said angrily.

The national teacher followed closely behind: "Please help me."

"His grandma, do you think I don't exist?" Commander Huo shouted: "I'm such a big person, can't you all see it?"

Su Fan stared at the national teacher and said with a smile: "Nightmare is a branch of dream demons. The people who have been recruited are undoubtedly not trapped in endless dreams. It is a relatively evil method, and the method to break it is also very simple."

"Hey! Believe it or not, I'm going crazy!" Commander Huo said angrily.

"What's the explanation?" The national teacher asked softly.

Su Fan swept across the crowd and said with a smile: "It's very simple, all you need is a boy to urinate. I think you people from the Huan Miao Dynasty should be fine, right?"

Indeed, the only way to break the nightmare is to use boy urine.

As the saying goes, the person who needs to tie the bell to untie the bell is almost not a child who can get the trick of the nightmare, so if you want to crack it, you have to start from this aspect.

Hearing Su Fan's words, everyone's expressions changed, and they all looked at each other hesitantly.

"Hey, why don't you go up and try? I remember that you seem to be a boy."

"Don't talk nonsense, I wasn't one 50 years ago."

"Coincidentally, I was not the night before I came here, and I can't help it."

"Me and I are not, Senior Sister Zhao and I have done it before."

""

A group of people almost started to shirk, after all, they are not easy to deal with this kind of thing.

The current monks don't have a Taoist companion, so it is almost impossible for the child body to exist. How could they miss the way to improve their cultivation?

It is common sense that men and women love each other, not to mention that it can also adjust the balance of yin and yang and stabilize one's own heart!

"Commander Huo, you" the national teacher turned to look towards Commander Huo.

Commander of fire:

Hey guys, now you know I'm here?

I yelled for a long time just now, but no one answered me. Would you want my help?

"Coincidentally, I'm not a child. When I was a child, I met a girl who made me happy. That night we"

"Cough cough!"

The national teacher coughed quickly, interrupting Commander Huo's memory.

"What's the cough? Didn't you just say what I said?"

Commander Huo said unhappily: "Otherwise you go, I have never heard any strange rumors about you, the national teacher."

"I'm not a virgin either, I'd better find someone else for this matter!" The old national teacher blushed, turned his head and ignored it.

Immediately, Commander Huo looked around, thinking to see if he could get a better one.

As a result, those who were stared at by him almost lowered their heads.

Yep, none!

"His grandma's are all a bunch of trash. What's the use of breaking up so early? They're all like reptiles with low cultivation!"

Commander Fire immediately cursed.

In this regard, their Huan Miao Xian Dynasty was clearly wiped out.

Su Fan didn't expect such a result. It seems that the current monks in the Huan Miao Dynasty are not very good.

At this time, the national teacher looked at the three of Su Fan, hoping that the three of Su Fan could help them.

Hu Jinwan immediately waved his hand and said: "Don't look, Fat Lord, I went to your dungeon back then, and was raped by a female prisoner there. I still remember it very clearly."

Hearing this, the people of Huan Miao Xian Dynasty were all surprised.

Even Su Fan and Jing Wenxin looked over curiously, apparently they didn't know that Hu Jinwan had such a history.

"What are you looking at me for? I'm no match for that little girl, so there's nothing I can do about it."

Hu Jinwan said with a bitter face: "Back then, that little girl was very hot-tempered and was imprisoned for a long time. Seeing me come in was like going crazy. You must know that I was also a handsome young man back then, and I was not inferior to Brother Fan in terms of appearance. .”

Ha ha

It was the first time that Jing Wenxin realized that someone was even more shameless than him.

In terms of appearance, who in the entire cultivation world can compare with Su Fan?

"Are you the God of Thieves?" The national teacher suddenly frowned and asked.

"What? I only recognized it now?" Hu Jinwan curled his lips and said, "If it wasn't for Fat Master, I would not have become what I am now in order to stay away from that little girl. It has a lot to do with it."

The national teacher didn't take his words to heart, but instead looked towards Su Fan.

It was rumored that Hu Jinwan, the god of robbers, had become a member of the Haotian School, and had been following a young man who looked like an exiled immortal, so it seemed to be this young man.

In this way, they are members of Haotian School?

"Your Excellency is from the Haotian School?" the national teacher asked.

Su Fan nodded slightly and smiled, "Come in to do something, and do some business along the way. If it wasn't for your empress's sake, I wouldn't explain the solution to you for free."

"Boy, is that sissy Feng Wuqing with you?"

Commander Huo opened his mouth and said: "I heard that the empress said that that bitch is staying with you for the time being. Does your Haotian School really have a way to prolong life?"

Su Fan had already gotten used to his words.

This Fire Commander is obviously a bad temper, and the swearing almost never stops, I am afraid it is born.

Su Fan said with a smile: "You guys should find a way to save people, the matter of Haotianzong will be discussed later."

"Yes, yes, save people first!"

Commander Huo looked at Su Fan and Jing Wenxin in a blink of an eye, and it seemed that they were the only two who hadn't spoken now.

"I'm a demon cultivator, and I've broken my body earlier, so" Jing Wenxin also looked embarrassed.

This time, everyone looked at Su Fan.

After all, this idea was proposed by Su Fan, and Su Fan was the only one of them who hadn't made it clear.

Su Fan:

Haha, you are quite proud.

Don't you all feel proud of being a virgin?

"Boy, is your grandma's a boy chicken?" Commander Huo put his face on his face again.

Su Fan took a few steps back, frowned and said, "I'm not!"

Hu Jinwan: Oh?

Brother Fan is actually not anymore, I don't know whose family's fairy can make people like Brother Fan fall in love.

Looking at Hu Jinwan's eyes, Su Fan couldn't bear it.

Can such a thing be said easily?

He is a body cultivator, how could he easily break his Yang Yuan?

"Senior, I remember that you are a person who cultivates the body. If you have a body like yours, it is impossible to break your body." Jing Wenxin said with a serious face.

Su Fan:

If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb!

At this moment, everyone looked over and put their hopes on Su Fan.

Body-refining cultivators are rare in the entire cultivation world.

For the body repair company, the most important thing is one's own Yang Yuan, as long as the Yang Yuan is not broken, the body's muscles and bones can be refined to the supreme state.

Seeing that his body is as white as jade fat, and there is blood qi surging under his skin, I am afraid that this qi and blood alone can suppress the sneakiness.

"Boy, you lie to me!" Commander Huo said angrily.

Su Fan curled his lips: "Whoever said that physical training can't break Yuanyang, the exercises I cultivate are very powerful, and I can still cultivate after breaking Yuanyang. Your old thinking has long been outdated."

Can't admit it!

This kind of thing is absolutely unacceptable!

"Really?" Commander Huo frowned and said, "If you dare to lie to me, I will live in your Haotian School from now on, and talk to you every day!"

Suddenly, Su Fan shuddered.

Too bad!

If Commander Huo really came to block his small courtyard every day, and kept talking to him, wouldn't his tone kill him?

"Wait until you find Haotianzong!"

Su Fan said calmly: "I advise you to go to the people from the Wuji sect. They should be here soon. You can ask them when the time comes. Especially a disciple named Wang Yuan, he is a proper chicken!"

Hearing this, everyone was shocked.

If there is no way among them, then the others must have a way.

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