Unparalleled Immortal Physician

Zhang Fan folded his hands on his chest, and said leisurely, "Yes, I am Zhang Fan, what's the matter?"

"Did you see a woman surnamed Bu in the town health center yesterday?" the wide-rimmed glasses asked arrogantly.

"Just seeing a doctor? Don't say it so lightly, okay? You saved a life, okay?"

Zhang Fan cried out in dissatisfaction.

He tried his best to save people in the hospital, but he was fooled by Lin Chu. He didn't get the money, and he was upset. He didn't expect such a secretary-general to come to my door pretending to be so aggressive, as if I was treating him. The disease killed Bu girl.

"I'm not here for what happened yesterday, so I don't care about it. I want to ask you now, do you know medical skills?"

"Of course I understand. If you don't know medical skills, your Miss Bu is lying in the morgue right now!" Zhang Fan retorted harshly.

The wide-rimmed glasses choked, rolled his eyes, and hummed: "If you have medical skills, what?"

While speaking, he raised his foot and kicked the wall. With a "crash", a large piece of mud skin on the wall was kicked to the ground, and a burst of yellow dust rose up. "How did it get mixed up like this?"

Zhang Fan frowned, this kid doesn't think much of me, isn't this bullying?

Boy, if you don't punish you, you don't know that there is still your grandfather in the world!

Thinking of this, Zhang Fan put on a smile, bowed his head and nodded, "Sir, haven't you heard the phrase 'a small temple has great powers'?"

"I've never heard of it! I've heard of 'Chi Qian Wang Ba Duo'!" The wide-rimmed glasses scolded sarcastically.

Zhang Fan was not in a hurry or annoyed, and said word by word: "The conditions in my infirmary are not good, but it doesn't mean that the medical skills are poor. How about, sir, let me see you first?"

The wide-rimmed glasses froze for a moment: "See a doctor for me? What's wrong with me? Bullshit!"

"Whether you are sick or not is not a matter of bickering, it depends on the symptoms."

"Symptoms? Tell me, what symptoms do I have?"

Zhang Fan giggled lightly, glanced left and right, and saw a group of big men in black standing standing aside, he patted the shoulder of the wide-rimmed glasses, "In front of your subordinates, I will tell you about my illness, will you Will it drop in price?"

This sentence is really powerful, making the wide-rimmed glasses hard to retreat: Let Zhang Fan talk about his illness to his face. If this kid really says something ugly, where will I save my face?But if he is not allowed to talk about his condition in person, isn't it "there is no silver 300 taels here"?It means I admit that I have something to hide.

After a pause, the wide-rimmed glasses finally made up their minds and snorted, "Say something to your face? What's the point? I don't have AIDS!"

"Haha, don't worry, I'm not talking about you, but your wife. Is that okay? This is your wife's personal secret!"

"My wife? What's wrong with my wife?"

"Your wife has serious gynecological inflammation, and it will not be cured for a long time! Am I right?"

"Ah? How do you know? Do you have an affair with her?" The wide-rimmed glasses screamed, blushing and thick neck.

Zhang Fan curled his lips: "You think too highly of your wife! Judging from your age, she is also past middle age, right? Hmph, even if you give me money and beg me to go to your house to help you, I won't." Don't do it! Haha!"

"Then how do you know she has gynecological inflammation?"

"because of you!"

"Because of me?" The wide-rimmed glasses pointed at his nose, with a perplexed expression on his face.

"Of course it's because of you. You send a lot of bacteria into her body every now and then!"

"bacteria?"

"Yes, bacteria! You suffer from severe bacterial prostatitis, which cannot be cured for a long time, and the history of the disease has been at least ten years. You have reproduced a large number of bacteria in your reproductive system and passed them on to her through intercourse. If she does not have gynecological inflammation, it must be—— "

Zhang Fan hesitated to speak, trying to whet the appetite of the other party.

"What must it be?"

"That must be the two of you separated!"

"Huh?" The wide-rimmed glasses showed a stunned expression, and he couldn't close his mouth.

He has had prostatitis for ten years, and his wife has had gynecological inflammation for ten years.

The husband and wife have been to various major hospitals, and the money spent is uncountable. After each treatment, there is a short period of stable condition, but relapses after two or three months.

These years, he and his wife were middle-aged, and the wife had not ovulated long ago, so they never wore raincoats when they had sex. Unexpectedly, the bacteria would be transmitted to the wife's body.

With such an accurate judgment, could it be that the little village doctor in front of me really has some tricks?

His eyesight is so poisonous, he didn't give me a pulse, and he didn't give me auscultation, but he just saw it with his naked eyes, and he said it clearly and accurately.

Could it be that what they said happened in the town hospital yesterday was true?

It turned out that Chairman Bu and his wife asked him to invite village doctor Zhang to the county hospital this morning in order to thank him heavily.When he arrived at the infirmary in Zhangjiabu, he found that the infirmary was just two earthen houses that were about to collapse, so he deduced that the village doctor was a liar: If he was really capable, how could he be so poor?

Therefore, he planned to make things difficult for Zhang Fan and prevent Zhang Fan from seeing Chairman Bu.Unexpectedly, Zhang Fan hit on his unspeakable secrets of the past ten years!

Ten years, ten years.

The wide-rimmed glasses suddenly felt that he had seen the dawn: Maybe this small village doctor can cure my illness?Today is not in vain.

"You're sure," the wide-rimmed glasses still asked in a suspicious tone, "but how can you convince me that you're not just guessing? Maybe, you've heard of this disease. .”

"You do not believe?"

"Unless you cure my illness, I can believe it. Otherwise, let me believe a poor village doctor, even if I am killed, I will not believe it!"

Zhang Fan nodded: "Your disease is a chronic disease with slow treatment. Although the condition is prostatitis, the root cause is the loss of kidney water. The loss of kidney water is caused by unrestrained life, excessive drinking, often staying up late, and lack of energy. The hard-charging hero frequently fights a war of attrition on multiple women. If things go on like this, the kidneys will be depleted and the prostate will be severely damaged. Feeling cold, even when it’s hot, you feel the chill seeping through your body, you’re different now, everyone wears short shirts, but you button up your long shirts, don’t you?”

Wide-rimmed glasses speechless: "this"

"If you are a little emotional, you will pass urine. At this moment, your underwear is already wet, isn't it?"