why come to earth

Xie Danna, editor-in-chief of a fashion show, is a big internet celebrity, a chubby and sensual beauty with countless fans.

Today she has to live broadcast the birthday celebration feast of the future Internet celebrity He Xianxian, so there is no need to waste such good material.

The celebration stage music "Today is a good day" sounded 20 minutes.

The plump beauty Xie Danna wore a white dress, with short long hair, and she bowed deeply while holding a flash diamond microphone on the podium, and the celebration began with a soft and melodious voice.

host:

Good afternoon, everyone. This is Wanxian Town, Xilong City, Dihua Country.

Xilong is a famous tourist destination with outstanding people.

The Xiannv River in the territory moistens the thick soil on both sides of the river, and the Tiancheng Bagua Fengshui Bureau protects the well-being of living beings.

There are many ancient immortal sites in Wanxian Ancient Town, such as the treasured spiritual weapon Dragon Flourishing Age, Pinxian Tower, Immortal Cave, Yaowang Valley, Baihua Valley, Yingxiantai, Huayun Ancient Temple, Yinlong Temple, interpretation of fairy tales, and food culture.

"Pinxianlou" Immortal Palace Imperial Food, food for longevity, promotes the health-preserving avenue of Huaguo, and is a holy place for gourmet food in the ancient town, where you can have a drink to prove the way of immortality.

The little girl Xie Danna, with the consent of the leaders of Pinxian Building, He Xianxian and Liu Yushen, is honored to host this feast.

"Happy birthday to Mrs. He Xianxian!"

All guests are invited to applaud and bless together, and celebrate the harmonious and happy time together.

thunderous applause,

Congratulations and cheers.

He Xianxian Luanfeng gold silk long dress, beautiful like jade, like a fairy coming to the world, joined hands with gold silk Qinglong thin green shirt, mighty and sturdy Chef Liu appeared on the stage, playing the Tang, Song and Han styles together.

The stage is full of flowers and rain, and the music is pleasing to the ear.

The audience was ebullient, the famous and rich Jia Tong was shining brightly, what a couple of gods and gods.

The birthday star took the microphone from the host Xie Danna, bowed slightly and said: "Welcome the old leaders, guests, relatives and friends to Pinxianlou. This is only to express my sincere gratitude for your help, care and support. Friends, thanks to every leader who supports us, thank you!"

The couple bowed again to express their gratitude, the applause continued for a long time, the rain of flowers filled the sky, firecrackers blared, and the sky was full of fireworks.

A pair of golden boys and jade girls hold a bouquet of delicate lilies and black orchids to offer auspiciousness, and they are angry with horses in fresh clothes.

The handsome boy in the gold silk tiger thin green shirt is accompanied by the little white boy in the gold silk bee green dress.

Beautiful and handsome men, elegant temperament, luxurious clothing, leading fashion, and all living beings are crazy.

Aoao shouting, endless.

The host Xie Danna said with spring in her heart: "It is worthwhile to marry Shuai Biao and have a son and a daughter. My great-grandfather blessed Yue Lao and gave me a marriage."

supporter:

Mr. Chi Biantian, a well-known gourmet in Huaguo, tasted three dishes on the spot and explained on the spot how the super chef interprets the delicacy on the tip of the tongue.

host:

Little Internet celebrity 'Curious Cat Baby' applied to taste dishes on behalf of netizens.

host:

Internet celebrity "Golden Turtle" issued a request to reveal the secret of the gift box.

host:

Congratulations wish come true, good things come in pairs.

The list of gift secrets will be opened soon, please have a meal at the beginning of the banquet, I wish you a happy meal.

clap clap clap...

There was thunderous applause.

He Xianxian and the golden boy and jade girl greeted the four old men on the main stage.

The four old men stood up to greet each other, praised and talked and laughed happily.

The large-screen close-up of "Pineapple Sweet and Sour Pork, Squirrel Mandarin Fish, Rooster Stir-fried Pork with Fairy Mushroom", the scene of super chef Liu cooking on the spot.

While eating, everyone listened to the gourmet's professional explanations, food grades, knives and seal carving skills, stir-frying timing, fire control, taste characteristics...

The guests are like food, the little beauty Xie Danna no longer struggles, she would rather eat a big meal even if she is fat.

Shanshan, Huang Lanmao, came late and brought gifts to the table with Lang Da and Xiong Er. After getting acquainted with each other, their friendship doubled.

Xiong Er was in a happy mood, his black teeth were shining brightly, and he drank three glasses with Huang Mao.

Cough!

Lang Da saw the grandfather in gray and long gown stroking his black and white mustache, and he was in a good mood: "Slicking his beard means beating someone, beating him to death!"

"I rely on!"

Shuai Biao talked about life with his grandpa with a silly smile and toasted frequently.

The gift reveals the ranking list show begins

host:

Worried about pranks and preventing indescribable things from jumping out of the box, it would be harmful, so prepare a large paper box.

The small gift box will be put into the big box, and the name of the attendant will not be announced.

Xie Danna is in control of everything, adding to the mystery and entertainment of the show. She is thoughtful and has a routine.

host:

What is the first gift?

let us wait and see.

Snapped!Put it on the display stand.

20000 yuan in cash.

Give us a little surprise.

host:

The second one is interesting, it is a matryoshka, three layers of foam packaging, what is it?

Will it surprise us, come, come, come again...

An old man in the audience held a heart-saving pill and held his heart. It was not a surprise, but intentional murder was worse than a broken dog. If you think the girl has a big breast, she will not touch porcelain!

The host Xie Danna, who almost sold her corsets in a pawn shop to pay for medical expenses, finally "Come on, come on, come on, tear off the package and put a one-foot crystal Guanyin lotus statue on the display stand. The owner of the antique shop on the spot estimated the price at 20

The third piece, a jade bracelet, is estimated at 3.

The fourth item, 4-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, was estimated at 20 by the owner of the Chinese herbal medicine store.

The fifth piece, a limited edition crocodile leather donkey bag 5 million.

oh!It's not a matter of money but that you can't buy it if you have money.

The sixth piece, now 6 yuan.

The seventh piece, the bronze Yujue Cup, is estimated at 7 yuan.

The eighth piece, the Hetian jade pendant, is estimated at 8 million.

The ninth piece, the eight-eyed dzi bead, is estimated at 9 million.

Shuai Biao looked at the Eight-Eyed Dzi Bead while listening to the offer, and walked along for a while.

The tenth piece, a three-foot thunder-splitting wooden sword, is a 10-year-old cypress tree.Valuation 1000 million

"Get rich!"

Shuai Biao counted with his fingers, and the lightning strike wood he brought back was made into wooden swords and sold for a lot of money.

Huang Lanmao came to see: "Boss, such a grand unpacking meeting, or the live version, are you willing to let brother do the work?"

Shuai Biao has experience and authority as a study committee member at the school: "If you don't go, I have to do it myself?"

"The old university is broken. There are puns and tricks. If you don't accept the boss's control, you will be struck by lightning." The second younger brother took the order and left.

The 11th piece, a low-grade spirit stone waste crystal ring, is estimated at 200 million by the old god stick.

Xiong Er straightened his back, his face showed a bright smile with big worm teeth.

When Bai Xiaotong thought of the good things, Crescent Eye straightened his waist.

The twelfth piece, Tang Sancai Ladies, is estimated at 12 yuan.

The 13th piece, mackerel fish head bowl, is estimated at 70 yuan.

Some of the guests were high-spirited, some lowered their heads and sighed, there is a definite number for more or less money

The 14th piece, the purple sand pot is estimated to be 500 million, a masterpiece of Master Gu.

The 15th piece, Jinsi Luan Feng Lingshi Qingyun Scarf.

Xie Danna tied the cloud scarf between He Xianxian's neck, expressing the elegant charm.

The owner of the textile factory estimated the price of the fabric at 30.

The boss of Jinhang estimated the gold thread and Kesi craftsmanship at 50.

Since the costumes are of the same craftsmanship, it should be a congratulatory gift for one person. The textile boss added an additional estimate of 150 million for the Luanfeng dress.

The Little Bee dress is 150 million, the dragon shirt is 150 million, and the tiger shirt is 150 million.

Whoops!

Bai Xiaotong stroked the little bee on his chest: "Small abacus, a handsome and rich second generation, has deep routines, and a dead little one will be deducted."

Typhoon Xiong enviously covered his cheeks: "Damn it! A set of clothes costs 150 million yuan, brother will die if he doesn't wear them, poor brother won't be able to afford them until he dies."

Suddenly, the old magic stick added: "The inlaid middle-grade spirit stone is estimated to be 3000 million yuan, and the middle-grade spirit stone is hard to find."

what!

The double gifts are superimposed, and the price is increased.

Everyone couldn't take their eyes off it, and they couldn't wait to start again.

oh oh!

Xie Danna has seen the big world, and at this moment she was very amazed and muttered in her heart: "It's not terrible to have money, but the terrible thing is that you can't buy it with money."

Hurry up, don't open again, everyone vote for a replacement, change the host?

Nima!

Xie Danna was aggrieved and almost cried. All the guests felt that watching one piece at a time was not enough, and now they are two pieces at a time.

Please pay attention to my fashion magazine, number v..., number vbo..., number q...

Now there are three pieces at a time, and it is guaranteed that there will be no advertisements in the middle. Are you surprised?

host:

2 sets of golden crystal bottles.

Small golden bottle of skin-clearing ginseng facial juice for cosmetics, please zoom in on the camera, A-grade 6-year ginseng solution, 260 yuan for two bottles, note the text below: "Shi Qiang pays tribute to Miss Sister, and received a [-]-square-meter building from Hefeng Real Estate with his signature set."

Wow!

Big money.

The second bottle has a Mercedes-Benz s4 from this signature Hefeng 500S shop.

Wow!

Scratch.

Handsome as a wolf with a big tail, he stared at the little boy in the little red hat, and begged, "Give me back the bottle, I ate too much Malatang last night, and I'll get pimples on my face after a while, put on some cosmetics to get rid of the pimples, my little one." Brother Bai, can you eat?"

"Damn it!"

Bai Xiaotong retrieved the bag from his white eyes, opened the package and took a look, his eyes were blank.

Shuai Biao was dubious and continued to observe.

"Take it to get rid of acne, remember to treat me to dinner" Bai Xiaotong Gujing Wubo, with contempt in his eyes, slightly disappointed.

Shuaibiao pretended to reach out to pick it up, and when he saw Bai Xiaotong handing over the cosmetics, he immediately smiled and said: "The boy has acne and is mighty and domineering. I'll give you that. How about a cost of 100 million for this dress?"

"Thinking beautiful!"

Bai Xiaotong didn't get angry and continued: "You said you don't want the little gold bottle, help me undress me, Miss Ben promises not to call molestation, come on?"

Brother Biao grinned and said, "Xiao Baibai, it's not easy to do it in broad daylight, wait until night."

"Get lost, I'll kick you to death!" The beautiful little boy Bai went into a rage.

Shuai Biao cheekily flattered and said: "Beauty, please calm down, clothes look better with silk scarves, and buy another silk scarf from my house so that I can earn some money to honor my mother."

"Woooo!"

Bai Xiaotong was moved and cried, and decided not to buy a silk scarf and save money to honor his mother.

Shuaibiao made a fool of himself, wanting to cry but not crying: "Be the next person, I'll give away everything I say."

After the battle of wits between the two was settled, Bai Xiaotong smiled and said, "There are words on the bottle, Brother Da Biao, what do you think it says?"

Shuai Biao slapped his head: "Brother got tricked."