why come to earth

Crabs can walk sideways, forward, sideways, and even backwards.

Taking a step back, he threw the bank card to Lan Mao: "The password is six and three, you can drive the car, and the card contains 10 yuan for gas, if it is not enough, I will send you money."

Lan Mao and Huang Mao are happier than marrying a wife. Although they don't know how to be happy, they are happy to the peak of their lives.

Shuai Biao chose the BMW m760 in Moyu black.

Mr. Lu worked hard to complete all the procedures.

Lan Mao drives a 333 license plate Land Rover, and Shuai Biao keeps the 3333 license plate Land Rover in the 4s shop as a show car.

Bai Xiaotong's sports car can only be completed tomorrow. Without a driver's license, he can only watch the car. Driving without a license is illegal, so he lent the car to his cousin Wu Shuangshuang to drive.

Shi Yuqing blushed at the sight of Shuai Biao.

The third young master rummaged around in the postman's bag for a while, and found a more than 80 million jade bracelet and stuffed it for Shi Yuqing as a meeting gift.

Money spent, cool!

Huang Mao, Lan Mao, Bai Xiaotong and Shuai Biao returned to Wanxian Town.

Clutching his student ID card in his hand, Bai Xiaotong's excitement of coming to the 4S store was wiped out, and he sat in Santana with Shuai Biao unhappy.

Huangmao, who drove the car, was so bloody that he couldn't calm down for a while, ventriloquist, and then sang: "Thutchu, Ferrari runs fast, runs fast, it's not surprising that it doesn't have a tail, the boss is really powerful, and three tails are handsome"

in the afternoon

Shuai Biao had dinner at the Lanmao Hotel, and took two roast chickens and five catties of grilled lamb chops to Grandpa Bai's house.

After poking around in the messenger bag for a while, he pulled out a Tianhuang seal and stuffed it for Grandpa Bai to leave.

Grandpa Bai is an intellectual and cultural person, who likes to play with words and ink, and uses the valuable Tianhuangshi seal to create a natural fragrance, just like a child who bought a new toy and couldn't put it down.

Lan Mao drove the Land Rover and sped in front, and Huang Mao followed behind Santana, sending Shuai Biao home.

Shuai Biao is home, it is useful to leave the Santana car, Huang Mao and Lan Mao hum a little song and drive a luxury car to a nightclub to drink and pick up girls.

Shuai Biao didn't dare to be careless, Brother Pili's attack was hard to guard against.

These days, brother Perak is being raised free-range, whether he is in a good mood or not, and whether his body has recovered, he must be aware of it.

The mother and uncle will go crazy when they make a big challenge, and the etiquette must be in place.

The skin on Brother Pili's face recovered very quickly, and it was not that dark anymore. It was not much different from the appearance of his uncle He Yitiao in the photo.

Brother Perak decided that it was Uncle Shuaibiao, and he forgot everything else, probably frustrated.

I am haunted every day and don't know where to go to play.

Sometimes I watch TV at home, sometimes I look up the dictionary, yesterday I dismantled the TV, and today I disassembled the microwave oven.

Now the refrigerator doesn't hum anymore, probably it was disassembled and reinstalled, some electronic components were wrongly installed and cannot be used normally.

Shuaibiao taught Brother Perak to use a laptop to surf the Internet, and taught him to shop online, and saved 500 million in his card.

Now I go to the courier station to pick up the package every day, and the large truck delivers it to my home.

After studying hard for three days, the laptop was torn apart.

"The Erha who demolished the house" seems to be suffering from hyperactivity and curiosity, like a monkey that escaped from the zoo, and it can destroy the world if it can't be controlled.

He Yitiao knows how to drive and has a driver's license, and Shuai Biao is going to use "car therapy" to see if he can cure Brother Perak's amnesia.

Shuai Biao bought a new laptop, played detailed car learning tutorial videos and got on the car to demonstrate.

Brother Pili has a bad temper and is moody, but he has a good memory.

Shuaibiao has a photographic memory and never forgets that his reaction speed is not as fast as that of Brother Pili, but he is always a little slower. He thinks that being struck by lightning can advance, and he wants to try it if he has a chance, so he can't let him underestimate himself.

Shuaibiao is overwhelmed with luck every time he goes home,

Eyes looking at the sky at 45 degrees adjust your mentality, and then look down at the ground, lest you can't help being impulsive.

Looking down at the waste products on the floor, there are strange shapes of tools and miscellaneous spare parts in a garage

Brother Pili has a special affinity for microwave ovens. He bought one and dismantled another, and dismantled seven or eight. Now he can dismantle and repair. He is a natural master of repairing household appliances, with unlimited potential.

Shuai Biao was happy: "Brother Pili will open a shop and repair microwave ovens in the future and earn money to eat. My nephew saves money to marry a wife."

The Santana car came and started to treat illnesses in the car.

The two stayed up in the middle of the night, and there was no one without a car on the avenue, so they practiced happily.

My uncle, the old driver, is really not slow to drive, but his skills are a little rusty. He likes to put out fires at the beginning, shifts gears frustratingly, and the car does not go in a straight line.

Shuai Biao was sitting in the co-pilot, holding the handbrake in one hand while grabbing the seat belt, and prayed for the blessing of his great-grandfather.

"Dang!" The bumper was blown off.

"Dang!" The reverse tail light was broken...

After 10 minutes, my uncle received his certificate of completion. His driving skills are like a fish in water, and he is an old driver who has a good combination of man and car.

Shuai Biao went back to his room to sleep in peace, and he didn't have to worry about sitting in the co-pilot.

No matter how courageous you are, other people will have no confidence in driving, so it is better to drive with peace of mind.

Its daybreak.

Shuaibiao got up and yawned and went out, knelt down to Brother Perak, and refused to accept the guilt of the superior.

Santana is not a rear-drive car, and he can also reverse the car to play drifting. Who else is not convinced?

Five days passed, and Shuai Biao looked up at the sky at 45 degrees every day, expecting the thunder to strike the two of them.

Santana is hybridized with the newly purchased rear-wheel drive BMW m3. The double-headed snake can drive on both sides. You don't have to worry about the dead end in front of you. You don't need to turn around, and the car runs fast.

Brother Pili's microwave and refrigerator hybrid popcorn popcorn is always delicious, and the fire control is perfect.

Soon Shuai Biao was confused, unable to keep up with the times and outdated, but he opened his eyes and gained insights.

Hybridization of computers, TVs and game consoles will no longer work.

As long as it is electrical machinery, it can be grafted, in-depth development, in-depth research, the king of invention and innovation is the king of invention, and the lord of destruction is well-deserved.

Shuai Biao had a sudden thought: "Brother Pili brought back the army, the hybrid of submarine and airplane, and the hybrid of airplane and rocket, what kind of turkey will it be?"

After getting along for a long time, Brother Pili is quite cute, Shuaibiao doesn't call him Brother Pili anymore in his heart, and he will become Uncle Pili in his elder generation.

You haven't seen Uncle Pili for two whole days, are you worried?

Shuai Biao is worried about Uncle Pili, spends a lot of money, and has to think about marriage for him.

The boss is not young anymore, where can I find a wife for him, the kind of beauty who can take care of his uncle, you can't find it, so let's match up when you meet the right one!

Some people are upset, some people are happy.

The two brothers, Huang Mao and Lan Mao, drove around in luxury cars every day, enjoying themselves happily.

The two of them didn't enjoy the game, so they took Shuai Biao to Pinxianlou to make a living on Wednesday afternoon, but He Xianxian didn't come back from Beijing.

Friends of fox and dog get together, either to drink or eat, and there are boundless bragging, making indescribable jokes.

Chef Liu was wearing an oversized and fat chef's uniform, cooking grilled steak, spicy chicken with mushrooms, braised cabbage, shredded chicken rolls with pork belly, and Shuai Biao's favorite sweet and sour pork with pineapple.

Five gourmet dishes are placed on the dining table, and they are eaten with chopsticks.

Chef Liu changed his old aloof male god Fan, and graciously sandwiched two pieces of pineapple sweet and sour meat for Shuai Biao.

He slandered: "You surprise me, and I will surprise you too."

No one can resist the gourmet food at the moment. Chef Liu’s super chef’s dishes are delicious, delicious, and tourists can’t get a table in line.

Greedy Cat Shuaibiao's slightly hot sweet and sour pork entrance

"Why is it so spicy?"

Shuai Biao stuck out his tongue, fanned the cool wind with his hand, drank water and swallowed ice, unable to understand, tears and snot running down his nose.

"It was a trick. Hongmenyan killed Liu Xiu and gave up a few catties of pork." Brother Biao reflected on summarizing his experience.

Chef Liu: "The tourists didn't say it was spicy, you blushed and your neck was thick, bah! You were crying, could it be that my cooking is poisonous?"

Admitting mistakes and having a good attitude towards admitting mistakes is the tradition of the Shuai family, which cannot be lost.

Shuai Biao nodded: "I was wrong. It's all because Xiao Lang's Chinese medicine skills are not good. Adding a cistanche to the ginseng liquid is not a poison but a great tonic."

"Spicy, extremely spicy."

Shuaibiao continued to eat ice in an attempt to relieve the pain.

Huangmao and Lanmao have nothing to do and nothing to say. Watching the two fight, they dare not eat vegetables for fear of being poisoned by spicy peppers.

Chef Liu succeeded in his treacherous scheme, gnawed on the steak, was so bullish that he would take revenge overnight, and said triumphantly: "You boy made me play with the golden cudgel for five days before refining the ginseng poison. I want you to help me step into the building." Ji Dacheng, today's merits and demerits are equal, spare your cat's life."

Chef Liu's words made Huang Mao and Lan Mao smile and put them down on the table.

Chef Liu fed Shuai Biao a piece of five-star mushroom, which cured the spicy poison, and finally his taste buds returned to normal.

Huangmao and Lanmao held back their smiles, sweating in fright: "Chef Liu really knows how to poison, spicy poison is so scary, hold back your smile, you must not laugh, you must not think in a wrong way, so you can hold back your disbelief." laugh."

Shuai Biao hot suspicious of life, the cook is happy.

The mouths of the two sausages slowly returned to normal. Cook Liu, an outer disciple of the Tang Sect, was the first professional chef, and the second professional was poisoning.

The child's temperament does not change, and the naughty and oily chef Liu wants to poison the prescription, and I don't know which one will be unlucky.

Shuai Biao: "I'm a primary school student. Where can I find enemies? In the future, I will bring hatred, punish rape and eradicate evil, and fight with others. It's a lot of fun."

The bad boy smiled naively, and a big yellow dog snoring in a dream in a distant place was awakened by the nightmare.

Half a month later, the classroom was renovated, with bulletproof glass windows, iron-covered gates, thickened stone floors, solid wood tables and chairs, and super soundproof panels. The school spent a lot of money on decoration.

Of the 37 students in the first and second classes of junior high school, only 17 were left, and the rest were transferred to other classes.

The family has a mine, a company, a store, farming, sports car transportation, a strong body, a second-generation official who is hard and not bad for money, and students who are not afraid of getting into trouble stay in the original class.

Lang Da and Xiong Er both love and hate Shuai Biao. What they love is that he is really rich. The three made a reward of 1000 million.

What I hate is that the third grandfather yells every day, the grandpa's Shuaibiao is too stingy, and now he is not rewarded with a penny and has become an iron cock.

"Safe?"

Lang Da and Xiong Er saw the unique decoration style of the classroom, which was as sturdy and durable as a cage.

However, the two scourges have ADHD. When the classmates saw the two of them encountering the plague god, they would hide and go away, so it was not easy to find trouble.

People without fights are too boring. Seeing Shuai Biao sleeping in the corner, the two are ready to move.

Lang talked nonchalantly, "Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning when grandson beats up grandpa?"

Xiong Er nodded: "It's too boring not to beat someone up, even if someone beats up, it's fun to relieve boredom!"

Looking at the dead classroom, Bai Xiaotong saw Shuai Biao, who was listless, hesitating to speak.

Quiet, so frighteningly quiet, the hairs stood on end.

The sound insulation effect of the decoration is so good that you can hear ants crawling.

But I can't hear the bell, and I don't know how to start and leave get out of class.

After three days like this, there were only ten people left.

After another three days, only four of them were left dozing off on the desk in the classroom.

Someone is coming, someone is coming!

Teacher: "You are all high-achieving students, you can be admitted to prestigious universities while sleeping. I am very happy to see you still panting. See you next time."

Lang Da: "Is this a place for people to stay? It's too depressing to go crazy."

Xiong Er: "Let me accompany you to have some fun, to relieve boredom and fight?"

Lang Da chased after Xiong Er and started to fight. His first move was 'Yingluan Wushuang', and his left hand turned into claws to grab Xiong Er.

The internal strength of the shoulders is slightly emitted, and Lang Dao is at the peak of the eighth rank of martial arts.

Xiong Er does not dodge or dodge, with his right hand wrapped around his wrist with gold threads, and his left hand slaps out with a powerful diamond palm, which can crush stones with force, and he has achieved eighth-rank martial arts.

Looking at Lang Da's agility, he shouted without dodging or avoiding: "Come and hit me!"

Don't miss this opportunity, never miss it again. Xiong Erjingang vigorously palmed his fist, like a meteor hammer, he rushed towards Lang Da's left eye

"boom!"

In response, Xiong Erzhen obedient Lang Da was beaten with a black eye.

Lang Da hummed in satisfaction, "It feels really good to be beaten."

It is undeniable that Lang Da is proficient in bow and horse, and can send and receive freely. If it were someone else, he would be blown away with a punch.

And he strikes first and then restrains, facing the fist with his face first, and when he touches the fist wind, he unloads his strength and retreats like the wind, then leans back and steps back, like a fallen leaf floating on the chair.

Hahaha

Xiong Er laughed and said: "I really want to hit you. It's not an accident. My little brother fulfilled my brother's wish. I'm even happier when you're happy. You're welcome."

The lunatic Bai Xiaotong pointed at the corner of the table with both fingers, and the "Flying Phoenix Huitong" of Fengxiang Nine Heavens floated to Lang Da's side, and his moves changed suddenly.

Lang was shocked: "Xiaobai is at the pinnacle of the eighth rank of martial arts, this move 'Silver Glow and Eight Desolation' is the second form of the Divine Needle Jue."

The flying needle is invisible and invisible, and can only be avoided by listening to the sound and debating its position.

Lang Da exclaimed again: "The silver light bends around the moon."

Unexpectedly, Needle Shadow turned into a gilded silver arc and bypassed him, aiming at Shuai Biao.

Unexpectedly, the flying needle "Silver Dragon Seeking Pearl" lost its target.

Bai Xiaotong: "Where did the pig go?"

Shuai Biao yelled under the table: "Surrender, surrender, treat the prisoners preferentially."

Paying money for meals and giving preferential treatment to prisoners, the four of them closed the big iron gate and skipped class to eat.

The abacus crackled, and the beads went up and down.

The old accountant flipped his fingers, finished the calculation in a moment, and looked at the data with glasses:

Wang Kai's family owns iron mines. This year's steel industry is doing well and is expected to be in the top five.

Wang Lin's family has a magnesium mine, and if he has money, he won't spend it on the bottom [-]. Let him go to the second shift to temper him first, and there is still hope for the top [-].

Qian Dacheng's family started a company, and if he had money, he would spend it buying cigarettes, and the last fifty would be hard for others.

Mayor Gao Bin's son, the school paid for the last [-] people. He didn't show the mountains or leak water to give favors, and he could also allocate more maintenance funds for the school without losing money.

This Shuaibiao can't figure it out, the family has money, and they spend neither too much nor too little, and it's still difficult for the second class to deal with.

Accountant: "When the thorns come, let them fight, are you afraid that the students will not improve their thinking?"

Waiting for the big show