why come to earth

Shuai Biao verified the effect of Che therapy, and he was not afraid of his uncle getting mad. He understood the rules of the game, so what if it was a game: "Scissors beat cloth, two fingers clamped the big palm, and it actually won."

In ancient times, there was a lottery formula for life and death, but today there is rock-scissors to determine the outcome. Shuai Biao used two fingers to pinch his uncle's big slap. In the late stage of the basic stage, it is not a single enemy.

Uncle is very particular about admitting defeat. There is a lot of traffic in front of him and he has no time to talk to his nephew. The cars in front of him are getting less and less.

Shuai Biao's eyes are blank and he talks nonsense, what's the big deal, mother.

He patted his head again and muttered to himself: "Golden pill, my golden pill, where did the coachman put it for me?"

My uncle has a Land Rover, and the day after tomorrow he brought the sports car back, and his sister took the co-driver to accompany him to drift, so he was in a good mood and didn't do anything.

The slap made my nephew stupid just now, and he lost his memory.

You can't make a fist injury to add to the injury, first observe the conservative treatment, and throw ten golden soybean pills to your nephew.

"Give it to your father and my brother-in-law tomorrow."

faint!

That's not how the script was written, the original version is old man ginseng.

This sentence was deleted and changed to soybean golden pill

The nephew is dumbfounded, and a few drops flow out from the corner of his mouth, can uncle not be worried?

He quickly comforted him and said: "Nephew, don't be afraid, I will open a furnace to make alchemy when I get home, and I will definitely cure your amnesia. A Nine Poisons and Soulless Pill will have miraculous effects. If you can't cure it, you will be poisoned and die. Amnesia is too painful to live, it is better to die." .”

Shuai Biao took it upon himself, and said silently: "It's really hard to be a human being, uncle should be like this."

The ruthless uncle murmured: "Alchemy is too troublesome, just install a Mie Shenzu core in your brain, it's quick and easy, and you can be a human again."

The market cars ahead were coming and going, and my uncle drove with all his heart.

Shuai Biao didn't know that there was an exterminating god race in the world, and now that he knew that it was not easy for a god to live, he was not far from death in a foundation-building state.

"Can the brain still be equipped with chips?"

Shuai Biao has watched similar sci-fi movies, and he can’t accept that the core is too scary. There are a lot of screwdrivers and pliers at home. Uncle likes to invent new gadgets. Shuai Biao dare not imagine that he will become a monster. , fainted.

The headquarters of Hefeng Group is holding a meeting. Shi Qiang knocked his head: "This matter is very difficult, and we will discuss it later."

Director Kuang of the sales company said with a smile on his old face: "The chairman is wise and powerful, with unparalleled ingenuity, foresight, and both civil and military skills. The company's 'Small Golden Bottle of Cleansing Ginseng Face Juice' cosmetics has become the largest domestic brand, and the supply of products is in short supply and making money every day."

"The chairman is wise and powerful, with ingenious strategies and excellent leadership"

The senior leaders applauded, and they couldn't stop without the chairman waving his hand.

Shi Qiang straightened his waist and praised himself in his heart: "You all look down on me as a young master, I will show these old guys, my waist is not sore, my kidneys are not bad, I am full of energy and great wisdom, I am very capable."

Unable to applaud all the time to continue the meeting, Shi Qiang showed a slight smile and waved everyone to quiet down.

"Scratch games have invested a lot of money, and the veterans have the opinion that it is a waste of money, but the effect is very good and the industry is obvious to all."

Take a sip of water to see if the elders didn't respond, and continued: "Zhang Liang's plan is better than mine. This promotional activity has laid the foundation for the group to enter the international market."

Sip some tea to see if the elders didn't respond, and continued: "Ms. He Xianxian, a super internet celebrity, signed an agreement with the group to become the brand spokesperson, and the popularity of the product will soar for several festivals. Congratulations."

Shi Qiang announced the good news first, and changed his style of painting: "Consumers' demands cannot be met, and bribing you is a headache."

"I just made some achievements, and started to kill donkeys. If I want to incriminate myself, why do I have to use desperate tricks?" The elders cursed silently in their hearts.

Shi Qiang's face was ugly and he remained silent, took a few sips of tea and continued: "It's useless to bribe me, consumers strongly demand that the Shenqi Lollipop Xiaojin Pills be put on the market, and if I can't satisfy consumers' demands, my head hurts, so it's not A qualified entrepreneur is not an excellent enterprise”

Shi Qiang, who was panting after drinking water, used a trick of "creating something out of nothing", a trick of "beating the mountain to shake the tiger", and a trick of "beating drums and scolding Cao".

The veterans looked at each other with admiration and made eye contact, looking at the young chairman with a healthy kidney and a straight waist, as if he was facing a formidable enemy and did not dare to underestimate him.

What the chairman said was full of spittle and enthusiasm, and the company has made money, so give me some applause.

"clap clap"

No one jumped into the big hole that Shi Qiang had dug, so the game continued.

Shi Yuqing understood, and started recording a video with the cell phone facing the elder.

Recording the video, it is not humane for the elders to stop without clapping their hands, is it inhumane?

Shi Yuqing was very happy: "If the chairman doesn't stop, I will continue to record. I'll kill these blind old men."

Director Kwong deeply comprehended the sacred meaning, and said: "The chairman is God, and whether consumers are satisfied or not is up to God. Please let the chairman make a decision."

"The chairman is mighty." Director Kuang stood up and took the lead in shouting slogans.

The eighteen generations of the ancestors of director Kwong scolded several times.

If you don't raise your arms and shout, it's inhumane!

"The chairman is mighty..."

The elders applauded and shouted slogans.

Shi Qiang is a good boy, with filial piety, don't cry about lack of oxygen if you slap him, after all, the company's veterans have no credit but hard work.

The chairman waved his hands in satisfaction and everyone quieted down.

Holding up the design pattern of the Golden Silk Lingyun Box Ginseng Noodle Juice Lollipop Little Golden Pill, he said: "The registrant of the packaging patent has the final say whether to agree or not."

The elders were so tired of shouting and clapping, and the kid made another moth?

Shi Qiang held up the patent picture: "Who has a better design or alternative.

If not, whoever can get the authorization to use the patent will be the hero and savior of Hefeng Group.

All the employees of the company are grateful to you, and have been authorized to increase the popularity of the product. The launch of cosmetics is just around the corner, and success will come soon. "

The elders slandered: "You were so capable just now, it seems like you have taken medicine and got bloody. Now you can't get the authorization and you can't do anything. Let us old guys come in. Then pick up the ready-made greedy skills and go fool the fool!"

Shi Qiang: "After the meeting, everyone took action and mobilized Chaoyang people to recruit people and sign patent authorization."

Even if the palm is numb, I still have to take a picture, so I grinned and insisted on taking a few shots, and the meeting ended.

Shi Qiang used one plan to "pull the grass to look for snakes", another plan to "recommend himself", and another plan to "proclaim himself king".

Let the elders have big heads like buckets and don't want to wipe Shi Qiang's butt, they all want to see a joke.

But whoever can get the patent authorization has become a major contributor to the group, and the increase in the right to speak on the board of directors is of great benefit.

In order to have weight in the group, everyone called relatives and friends for help, and people who knew patent ownership became life-saving straws.

With one strategy of "sneaking in the dark", and the other of "crossing the sea with concealment", Shi Qiang, a young and outstanding entrepreneur, became famous all over the world in the future.

Shuai Biao lay on the bed and chewed three soy-bean five-spice pills to beat his teeth.

For a while the liver trembled, for a while the lungs popped twice, and for the next moment the spleen trembled.

The heart stopped, and then beat again.

Kidney pain, two kidney stone balls in urine.

Shuai Biao felt uncomfortable for a while, then fell asleep comfortably, and soon he laughed out loud: "I dreamed that the steamed stuffed bun dog ate poisonous pineapple glutinous rice meat, the spicy tail lifted up the sky, and my uncle vomited bile while playing drifting and motion sickness. Out."

Huangmao and Lanmao exhaustedly completed the tasks assigned by the boss.

Drinking some wine in the restaurant, I counted thousands of acres of land bought, hundreds of acres of land rented, how many dilapidated houses, second-hand houses, new houses, and several abandoned mines bought within five days.

The 8000 million of Shuaibiao's bank card was returned to zero, the 1000 million of Lan Mao's flowers were gone, and the 1000 million of Huang Mao left 20 for refueling the car.

Back before liberation overnight, the two brothers were crying, the landlord had no money.

"Blind a good seed for nothing." Lan Mao gnawed on the big pig's trotter like wax.

Huang Mao: "It is estimated that Shuai Biao will take the agricultural technical secondary school entrance examination, and after graduation in two years, he will return home to farm and work as a part-time charter woman. I almost forgot, the boss told the car to return to the crab, if you have no money, don't pretend to be a boss, be careful of being slapped in the face, the boss's original words .”

Lan Mao: "Dad won't let you drive the Cayenne, Santana can't see the body, he's dead without a car and doesn't want to go out. Let's live together, no, let's be nerds!"

morning

Shuai Biao came to the food factory of his father Shuai Niuwei in Xiangyun Development Zone.

The factory is medium-sized, and the "Qi Lai" brand of beef food is a well-known brand in the market, with an annual profit of several million yuan.

Shuai Niuwei hugged his son happily: "There has been a lot of rumors about my son who has been free-range for more than ten years. He is a big Internet celebrity, and he is going to let his son be the spokesperson."

"Who do you think he is?"

The father was only talking to his son, and just wanted to teach the little brat not to be proud as a routine, so he heard it and looked at it.

"Hahaha, one brother-in-law, one you come back and miss your sister to death, just go in the house as soon as you come back, I will tell your sister the good news, no, seeing her right away, it's a big surprise." Shuai Niuwei clapped Touching my brother-in-law's shoulder with excitement.

Dad is happy, mom is even happier.

Ye San came to the second floor of Huada Shopping Center "Yilang Dracula" clothing.

The mother hugged and kissed her son happily when she saw her son.

The customers were bustling, Shuai Biao blushed.

Biao's father pulled his daughter-in-law: "Miao, don't get excited, who do you think is that?"

Shuai Biaoniang was stunned for a moment, rushed forward and slapped her younger brother several times, holding him in tears, and said after a long time: "It's good to be back, let my sister take a good look, there is not much change, just a handsome boy, this time I will come back Don't leave and stay here with my sister."

The old sister is a loving mother who cares about the cold and warm, and goes to eat first, and then buys clothes after eating.

At this moment, Uncle Pili was very moved, and the love between siblings was deep.

My eye circles are moist and I am with my sister, I forgot the words

The family had a reunion dinner in a high-end hotel, talking and laughing.

Shuai Biao sometimes added lines, reminded him, played sloppy, and didn't help.

In life, love is not love, meaning is not meaning, it is all in the world.

"Take my younger brother, buy watches, shoes, bags, and go back to the store to order three sets of clothes. I gave my younger brother the key to the BMW 760m."

Husband Shuai Niu Wei curled his lips, daughter-in-law, you have to twitch, right?

Shuai Biaoniang stared at her husband Shuai Niuwei and smiled, "You are not as generous as your son."

The younger brother shook the Land Rover car keys, and He Miaomiao threw the BMW m760 car keys to her husband for a few days.

The family happily played for a day, Shuai Biao smiled and said nothing when talking about Shi Qiang, while Shuai Biao's father drank half a catty of old vinegar.

Shuaibiao was about to leave for school, his mother looked at his imposing younger brother and said, "It's over 30, it's time to marry a wife and make a baby."

The eldest sister is like a mother, so you can't delay in marrying a daughter-in-law, and immediately find a matchmaker to introduce her. .

Before leaving, Uncle Pili gave his sister and brother-in-law a corn pill, which looked very valuable in Huang Chengcheng's eyes.

"The elixir refined by a Taoist priest can prolong life, it is extremely precious, take it at night."