why come to earth

Hahaha!

Shuai Biao's nose was bubbling with a smile. There was a slingshot in the finished product box, and the other five finished product boxes were empty.

I haven't seen the driver for a few days, and the Ferrari sports car is not in the garage. I guess I will go racing this weekend.

Uncle and short-haired Wu Shuangshuang have similar smells, and it is worth looking forward to whether the spark plug will emit sparks.

Staring at the Continental Tiger with the 3333 license plate and looking at the student ID card, I feel pain in my heart that I can't drive and can't go out for a while.

Brother Biao's dream of the prairie is like a snot bubble bursting.

Ruthlessly forgetting that he had a car, he walked into the house and saw a scrawled note on the microwave: "Rat poison is extremely poisonous, and Shuai Biao was so greedy that he almost died of it."

Shuai Biao was so frightened to death that he quickly put ten rat poison pills into a glass bottle, drew a skull on the bottle, and wrote highly poisonous rat poison in large characters under the skull.

There is a green pill the size of a ping pong ball in the small jade plate on the desk. Shuai Biao wonders if it is poison.

There is a small note on the bottom of the plate that reads 'Anti-Motion Sickness Pill', and one pill is effective for five days.

Uncle was very careful, Shuai Biao, who didn’t mark his gluttony in the note, would have finished eating it long ago, and died of rat poison at the age of 15.

"In the future, the problem of gluttony must be corrected. The driver didn't know how to test the medicine with mice first. He didn't know what the side effects would be. Whoever eats it will be unlucky." Shuaibiao watched and summed up his experience.

There are two small golden grape pills on the bedside table, and the note below says that Shuaibiao will not die after taking it, and other people will die twice after eating it, and it can only be taken on Saturdays and Sundays.

The instructions are concise and clear.

Shuai Biao was a little confused when he saw it. He summed up his experience and could not take the medicine as soon as he saw it. To be on the safe side, he called his uncle who was not in the service area.

The five-flavored soya bean pills refined by the coachman are really good medicines, and the products produced by my uncle must be high-quality products.

Shuai Biao was curious: "Uncle must have learned alchemy from the old Taoist. He is very accomplished in alchemy. If you come back and ask for this alchemy book to learn how to make rat poison, you can make a fortune."

The uncle who called was still not in the service area, scratching his head and jumping up and down anxiously.

"I almost forgot that there is a detoxification pill. If you are poisoned, take the detoxification pill immediately and you should not die."

Shuai Biao made clever calculations, made an emergency plan, and began to test the medicine with the antidote pill in one hand and the golden grape pill in the other.

Shuai Biao was not afraid of the sky, he was not afraid of the earth, he starved to death the timid and the bold, and took two pills.

"Crack!"

Chewing a small grape dan, the taste is good and a little sweet, it melts in the mouth, and Shuai Biao is still alive after half an hour.

"Crack!"

The second little grape dan melts in the mouth, it’s over

Shuai Biao was lying on the bed with limbs weak, clutching the detoxification pill in his hand, and it was too late to take it, and he was unconscious.

The mother took 500-year-old Ganoderma lucidum for pregnancy protection during pregnancy.

After Shuaibiao was born, he took 200-year-old ginseng juice to nourish Qi and blood.

When I was three years old, my grandfather gave me a pill of "Muscle and Bone Reconstruction Pill", which dismantled the bones and strengthened the body to open up Ren Du's eight meridians.

At the age of eight, he took 400 years of schisandra to nourish the five internal organs.

The little dragon card is left over from Zhun Tianzun's great ability to transform into the earth. It contains the Nine Dragons Soul Absorbing Art, which can infuse three parts of the soul power in it, which can supplement the spiritual consciousness.

Xiao Muyin guards the soul and guards the soul, but he doesn't know what treasure.

I took 800 years old ginseng juice juling liquid a month ago.

Wealthy Grandfather Spirit Tea.

Uncle Soybean Five Flavors Tonifying Viscera Pills, calcining the five viscera and refining the six viscera.

Shiquan Dabu Ginseng Hot Pot.

Absorb the spirit stone big ball.

Today, two Xiaogui Yuan pills are taken together, and the power of Yuan Ling in the dantian gushes out.

Without the protection of the treasures of the past, body training and soul cultivation, Shuai Biao must have shattered his dantian and exploded to death.

When Shuai Biao was in a daze, the Dragon and Tiger Shuangxiu decided to operate independently to break through the peak eighth heaven, the foundation building state was perfect, and the Jindan state was one step away.

The second level of Divine Consciousness and Dragon Soul is comparable to the middle and late stages of Jindan Realm Dacheng.

The tiger bone and copper skin are in the sky, which can be compared with the great power of the Jindan mid-stage Dacheng realm.

Shuai Biao came back to life after sleeping all night and day with his fingers moving, put away the detoxification pill in his hand, and saved 50 by not taking it.

The master who wants money but does not want his life has forgotten the painful lesson of being kicked by the bun dog and almost falling to his death.

full of strength,

Go out and fight the military boxing once, the whole body is hearty and hearty, completely reborn.

"I rely on!"

After the meal, the old god stick drank tea and closed his eyes. He suddenly shook the teacup and dropped it from his hand. The moment he landed, he held the teacup with his right palm.

"I'm already in the middle stage of the Golden Core Realm. To protect Shuai Biao, I left a trace of spiritual body protection on him. The grandson of the Immortal King was eventually refined by him."

Shuai Biao ate the roast chicken and ate the beef Ming Wu: "Take it on Saturday and Sunday, which means one pill a day."

What a pity for the uneducated Shuai Biao. If he died after taking medicine, where would he be able to reason?

Ding!

The microwave popped out the lamb chops automatically, Shuaibiao ate a couple of mouthfuls, closed his eyes and sat on the chair without moving.

"what's going on?"

The doctor in the hospital sighed with drooping tongue, Shuaibiao was poisoned to death by rat poison, and died when 120 came.

Uncle Thunderbolt is known as the Thunderbolt Ranger at the racing track. At this moment, he peed his pants in a hurry, with a lot of tears and snot, and he stamped his hands: "It's all rat poison that killed my nephew."

"Hahaha"

The scene where Shuai Biao fantasizes about his uncle being frightened to the point of shit is so sour.

Obsessed with lust, it's a bit too much to play pranks.

If the uncle gets too excited and angry and slaps him hard, he is likely to be slapped to death. The risk is too great and it is not fun to play dead.

Boring brother Biao, bored brother Biao, the call uncle is not in the service area.

bell bell...

Uncle finally called back, and he drove fast for a while, asking Shuai Biao to come and cheer.

Qiuming Mountain Villa is 150 miles away from home in Wanfu Town, and when we arrive, we will call.

Shuai Biao took out his student ID card and got angry, so he had to call Lan Mao who had a driver's license.

There are policies above and countermeasures below, and Shuai Biao will change his face.

There are few cars and people on the country road, and Shuai Biao drives at a speed of 60 kilometers per hour.

Lan Mao: "Boss is a good driver and drives really fast, look! The tractor overtook, overtook you."

"suddenly"

The tractor ahead is gone.

"Congratulations to the boss for successfully overtaking the tractor and disappearing. The boss is mighty and majestic." Lan Mao joked loudly.

"roll!"

The tractor turned the corner and got off the road to get home, so it stopped racing with Shuai Biao.

"woooooo"

Shuai Biao kicked the floor oil, the v85.0t dual supercharged little monster kicked his head, pressing the center line on the winding asphalt road, overtaking a donkey cart and a Cayenne.

"Woo, don't drive."

Lan Mao fastened his seat belt, hugged the seat sideways and shouted palely.

"cut!"

With a sharp elbow at the front, Boss Biao lightly tapped the brakes and slightly closed the accelerator, and increased the accelerator just before the four wheels were about to lose grip. He felt the tires regain grip and continued to accelerate rapidly through the corner.

The big toy draws an arc out of the corner, finds out the limit of the car's performance, handsome Biao Yiqi Juechen, leaves Wanxian Town and enters Wanfu Town.

Lan Mao was used to the boss speeding up the corner, wiped off his sweat and said, "Boss is really big, no, he is a real tiger, no, he is the king of tigers."

Solar-powered street lamps are scattered along the roadside, like colored silk lamp belts circling the mountains and seas.

There are too many cars, and in the convertible sports cars, handsome men and women are dressed in strange clothes to show their individuality.

Lan Mao looked down at the beauty in the small convertible sports car: "This one is pretty good, it's really beautiful, that one has temperament, nowhere is small, and the legs of the telegraph pole are so long."

"Everywhere is long."

Shuai Biao despised Lan Mao's improper use of words.

Lan Mao glanced sideways and said hoarsely, "Hey, why is my face on your side?"

Horrible voice, fearful face

"You smelly, shameless, shameless, you are a yellow-haired monster."

Shuai Biao, who was driving, touched the co-driver's face and cursed.

"The big mirror demon appears, and the little demon will show up soon." Shuai Biao had something in his words.

The blue-haired smart man turned on the sun visor mirror light and said, "How did I become handsome?"

After touching the high-grade silicone mask on his face, he came back to his senses, and punched Boss Biao, scaring people to death.

"The blue-haired hair is not blue, it's a black-haired tiger."

Lan Mao pointed out the loophole and incidentally hurt Shuai Biao.

Although the face-changing trick is a mess, the double-face changing technique is still very creative.

"I forgot to spray the hairspray, someday I will play with yellow hair, but I need to add some drama, improve the props and try to scare him out!" The fake blue hair was so handsome and smug that it took gutter oil to get carried away.

His uncle Zhenlan Mao didn't object, the two of them worked hand in hand, and it would be more effective to scare him if they planned to go out at night.

The Land Rover was mixed in the traffic, going up the mountain at a leisurely pace, and the two of them condescendingly looked down at the small mountains, and then at the big mountains.

Shuai Biao slapped Zhen Lanmao, the co-driver, and said, "What are you looking at, you little brat, that's really pretty."

The real blue hair said to the fake blue hair Shuaibiao: "Boss, can I change the school uniform?"

The two became apprentices all the way, if their eyes could kill someone, they would be killed hundreds of times by the big girl and the little daughter-in-law in the small car through the car glass.

Land Rover cars are not rare, and the most eye-catching is the 3333 license plate. A good license plate shows its strength, and saved two disciples from being beaten by the flower protectors.

Enter the gate of Qiuming Mountain Villa, and the security guard will check the driver's license.

"Is this a driver's license? Get a student card to tease my brother."

The security guard with big arms and round waists had an ugly face, and more than a dozen subordinates immediately came to cheer him on.

"Sorry, I got it wrong."

The security guard handed back his student ID, looked at his driver's license, smiled, and let the car in.

The fake blue hair is striding forward with high aspirations, but it is a pity that the casual clothes are a bit long and the image is not perfect.

The fake Shuaibiao school uniform is a bit short, but it looks joyful and energetic.

Participate in drag racing with your own vehicle and draw a number to rank.

In the display ranking list, He Yitiao and Wu Shuangshuang ranked third.

Shuai Biao took Lan Mao and prepared to visit the racing track together.

"No, I don't have a driver's license. The students are going to pick up girls." Zhen Lanmao walked away after speaking.

Shuai Biao saw his uncle and Wu Shuangshuang together from a distance, and hid far away without coming forward to say hello.

The little beauties who come to play have companions, the fake orchid is not easy to start with, and the mantis, cicada and oriole are behind, waiting for the big luck to catch the leak.

About 20 years old, less than 1.7 meters tall, with short hair and denim pants, looking at the cool beauty looking around with the car keys: "It's not easy to start with a companion, well, just the guy who rolls his arms and sleeves."

A little boy came to the door and said, "Beauty, why don't you go racing with me in a big cow?"

"roll!"

The little beauty was very violent, so she drove away Big Niu directly.

False Lan Mao remembered the words of the old principal, faced up to the difficulties, overcame the difficulties, and took the initiative to flirt with the little beauty: "My name is Lan Xuting, and Lan Tingxu is my brother. Let's talk a little bit about it, and treat you to dinner?"

The little beauty smiled and said: "Your brother is quite famous, you have to give him some face, can you go racing?"

"When I came here, I raced against the tractor, and I won." The fake blue hair is neither humble nor overbearing, and has a sense of humor.

"Hahaha let's go racing together in that yellow Ferrari."

The beauty smiled and handed over the key.

"Never driven a Ferrari."

The fake blue hair rolled up its long sleeves and spoke bluntly.

"Then I'll drive it. If the tire blows out, you can change it?"

The little beauty spread her hands and smiled.

"I'm not even a spare tire. I'm just a tire changer. Is it a trick?" Fake Lanmao Shuaibiao sarcastically said.

The beauty spread her hands and said: "Only when you know how to change tires can you get a chance to get in the car. You are in a trap, and I have to."