why come to earth

Eleven cartoons are hung on the blackboard, with vivid shapes and distinctive personalities.

The squad leader of the Big Yang proposed to go on an outing, and he must have fun when he arrived at the famous ancient land.

"Brother Shuaibiao invites everyone to dinner to show the friendship of the landlord. Can you see how thin the students have become?"

After the class leader took the initiative to express his position, his image in the eyes of his classmates was immediately tall and mighty, and no one could stop the sheep from eating meat.

Shuai Biao made a low-key and modest statement: "The squad leader is a rich man. I don't have much money and dare not compare with me as a farmer. Simple dishes and rice will ensure that I will be full."

Everyone has food to eat, and when the time comes, play by ear to fight for popular and spicy food.

"Gather at [-] o'clock tomorrow morning. I can't wear good clothes when I go up the mountain. Report the size of the clothes and the size of the sneakers. They will be distributed uniformly tomorrow."

Shuai Bin, the health committee member, made comprehensive arrangements.

In the middle of the night, the twelve zodiac animals ate the "Qi Lai" brand oxtail cooked food sent by Shuai Biao, and the Lan's roast chicken was silent.

In the early morning of the next day, the bus arrived on time. Lan Mao brought labor protection clothing, and everyone changed into straw hats and got on the bus.

Shuai Biao sang and remembered: "We farmers are powerful, the mountains and rivers are picturesque, the farming is so chic, and the food is croaking."

The twelve zodiac signs eat and drink in the middle of the night and feel short-mouthed. What is "farming the land is so cool"? Everyone is embarrassed to ask, and they have already got into the thief's car and can't get out.

The country road winds and circles, the mountains are continuous, the scenery is beautiful, there is the fairy cave over there, and the kingfisher peak over there

Ji Dan sees everything new and listens curiously. There must be a chance in the Immortal Cave. He suggests going to treasure hunting tomorrow. If he finds something good, he will get rich.

Bai Xiaotong's little tour guide: "That's Fairy's End. Some villagers have seen fairies roaming the mountains. The mountain streams are bottomless and the clouds are misty."

Hou Qishan has a bad temper and likes to argue, and said in a surprising way: "That's because the village girl doesn't like to live anymore, what kind of fairy descended to earth!"

Everyone hates the monkey together, blaspheming the gods and gods is disrespectful, be careful that the fairy gives you a golden hoop, and recites the mantra again.

We are approaching the Immortal Grass Garden ahead. Centuries-old ginseng, ganoderma lucidum, rhizoma rhizome, and mala japonica can be found in a large area with dozens of seeds, which can be exchanged for a lot of money.

The old man Yang is old, and Shuai Biao is too embarrassed to be too foolish. He said with a simple smile: "Now the twelve zodiac signs, the three major scourges are dispatched collectively. First test whether the students are strong or not, and then decide how to toss."

Lan Mao acted wisely: "The brothers and sisters who work in the field can occasionally see decades-old ginseng, decades-old Ganoderma lucidum, all kinds of spiritual herbs and rare treasures. Those who are lucky will get them. Last time I ate them in my hotel. The ginseng is dug here."

Lan Mao distributed the hoes and other agricultural tools, and a dozen people followed them to the field to learn weeding, and by the way, they hugged the grass and beat the rabbits. It would be best if the rabbits had a carrot in their mouths, which might be a century-old ginseng.

Shuai Biao fooled around again, and took Bai Xiaotong and Xiong Er to work.

Lang has worked in Dadi several times, but I have never seen ginseng. The water radish from Sister Liu's house is sweeter and more delicious than carrots.

Take Jinlian to the melon field in the distance to help water the acquaintance's daughter-in-law, and then ask for a few melons to honor her daughter-in-law.

Realizing the simplicity of the folk customs, Lang Da explained to his wife. As soon as the daughter-in-law was happy, Li Xia Lang Da was no longer a Da Lang, and he stood tall at least eight feet tall.

Hou Tianqi, a dozen of them, had never done farm work, and they started to scurry around and became proficient for a while. After wiping off their sweat, they looked up and saw Shuai Biao and the others secretly eating watermelon.

More than a dozen people were yelling: "Damn, they are eating melons. We are the masses, unscientific?"

The beasts rushed to grab the melons to eat, and Shuai Biao, a good man, went to the end and donated the remaining melons for free.

Sister Liu chose five big and sweet melons for Jinlian and Lang to eat.

Niu Jinlian patted Lang Da on the shoulder and cast a wink: "Da Lang is an honest man and didn't lie to my family. Sister Liu gave us the biggest and sweetest melon to eat. It's really a simple and honest way of treating people."

Lan Mao said bluntly: "The good seedlings let you shovel a lot of them to death, and the melons are eaten up for work compensation.

Lan Mao was right, but the class leader of Yang Da and others couldn't argue.

Knowing that Shuai Biao tricked her into becoming a serf, the young lady who had never done farm work, the young master did not dare to lose her temper. It is also a pleasure to experience the life of a farmer, not to mention that it is almost meal time, and she will have the strength to play by ear when she is full.

The rustic atmosphere of the countryside and the strong warmth make the children from the city experience a lot of hard work and a lot of joy.

The students ate watermelon, cantaloupe, cucumber, fresh green food without pesticides and tasted very good, and they all looked pretty good.

Shuai Biao, the Health Commissioner, saw that everyone was in a good mood. If you go out for an outing, you have to go up the mountain, and you will be tired when you go up the mountain.

In front is Luobaopo, on the mountain is Yutu Peak, and the little tour guide Bai Xiaotong takes the lead.

The class leader of Yang Dao observed his words, and Bai Xiaotong sat down to understand the local customs and customs of his hometown.

If you can't dig ginseng and beat a rabbit, you can still eat stewed potatoes, and keep your eyes on the ground. They are all money lovers, and they are all geniuses.

Unknowingly, everyone arrived at the foot of the mountain, the breeze was rippling, the grass and trees were luxuriant, and the grass was fragrant and pleasant.

A ray of clear spring among the chaotic rocks drips down from the mountainside and flows into the ditch beside the field.

Twelve Xiao, Shuai Biao, Bai Xiaotong, Xiong Er, and Lan Mao follow the current and step on the stone.

The red and purple raspberries next to the stone are as big as coins, and the mouth is sweet and fragrant.

The bright red milk wolfberries are delicious, sour and sweet.

The upstream water flow stone line is slightly wide, and the spring water is cold, and the entrance of washing face is a bit sweet. The mountain spring water is the best, and everyone drinks less to quench their thirst.

The sound of the flowing spring qin is clear to the ears, and there is no doubt that there are springs on it.

A few green pines stand upright against the boulders, and the five-foot standing stones are exposed to the sun and rain, but their skins are smooth and have mixed veins.

Spring water gushes from the cracks in the stone roots, and the small pool is shaped like a jade basin.

Shuai Biao's whimsical idea is far-fetched: "Jade Rabbit Peak is the jade with seams, fish spit water, and the fairy cave in the north of the peak implies that there is a hole behind it."

Everyone stared at the petrified and immobile Shuai Biao, momentarily at a loss.

Bai Xiaotong learned Chinese medicine from his grandfather, and he understood everything about pulse diagnosis, aspiration, smell, and questioning.

Stare at Shuai Biao's eyes to see if the eyeballs can't move.

Shuai Biao calculated in his mind, thought wildly, and muttered to himself, not knowing what he was talking about.

Bai Xiaotong was inspecting Shuai Biao, and when he saw that his mouth was moving and he couldn't speak, his speech was slurred, it was a stroke and cerebral thrombosis.

Lan Mao cared and took out his mobile phone early, and called 120 after two minutes of observation, so that the rescue was timely and he did not need to use a wheelchair.

I can't save the little brother who got a stretcher and Huangmao carried the boss to swim in mountains and rivers, went to the beach to see beauties in bikinis, went to disco, went to drink flower wine, went to ktv to sing, in short, we can't lose people and spend money .

You can’t run out of money even if you go underground, you’re too hard on my brother

Everyone looked at Lan Mao with tears in his eyes, and confessed his true feelings. He and Shuai Biao are siblings, and brothers have no equal in love and righteousness.

Everyone was so moved that they cried with snot and tears, and quickly grabbed Lan Mao to persuade him not to be too sad.

Now TCM acupuncture and moxibustion have miraculous effects in treating stroke and cerebral thrombosis, and Shuai Biao is blessed with the blessings of the same people, and he will surely save the day.

When Bai Xiaotong heard about the acupuncture treatment, he patted his chest and said, "I have no brains. Miss Ben is good at acupuncture. There are 360 ​​big acupoints on his body. If he gets 360 needles, he will not be paralyzed."

Lan Mao learned from the pain and regained clarity. Did you bring acupuncture and moxibustion? Did you use a two-toothed hook instead of a farm tool!

A total of five two-foot hooks with ten teeth, Lanmao Martial Dao Eighth Stage and Xiong Er cooperated, the hook touched the hook, and ten teeth fell off.

Take the big iron drill that is half a foot thick and half a foot long, wash it in spring water and disinfect it for later use.

Bai Xiaotong carries 36 sticks of acupuncture for self-defense, and the flying needle is comparable to Xiao Li's flying knife.

Ten years ago, when Bai Xiaotong was shot with a flying needle, anyone who dared to say that she was not Xiao Li Feidao would cry.

Today, 36 silver needles plus ten iron drills will definitely rejuvenate the master's hands and make Hua Tuo mad.

Lan Mao didn't care about the tears and snot all over his body, he pressed the boss first, and Bai Xiaotong gave a silver needle to the acupuncture point.

Shuai Biao disappeared, and everyone was dumbfounded behind the big rock.

It is inconvenient to walk due to stroke and cerebral thrombosis. Master Ma walks in small steps. Where can Shuai Biao climb?

Hurry up and find someone!

The people are divided into eight groups, according to the acquired gossip map Qian Kun against Li Zhen Gen Kan Xun with twelve zodiac signs and twelve hours, divination of auspicious time and auspicious position, Qimen Dunjia deduces eight gates to determine life and death.

The class leader of the sheep class is proficient in the qimen technique, the king of Wen, and the gossip. He took out the compass to fix the stars and the north and south poles. The twelve zodiac signs are accurate. device.

Divination of good and bad luck for Shuai Biao, put the copper coins into the tortoise shell, shake the sky three times and pray to the ground, the hexagram is to take out the dharma money from the tortoise shell and restore the three talents. Put it on the jade board and start to interpret the hexagrams.

Hexagram: Doing is the sky.

Those who do it will be healthy, the luck of destiny, longevity and nine blessings.

Yao Ci: A trapped dragon gets water.

When the right time, place and people are in harmony, it is like a dragon returning to the sea, and the supreme being returns to the throne, which is auspicious.

The squad leader of the big sheep divination Jueshi a hexagram, spying on the secrets, the secrets must not be leaked.

Kneeling down without saying a word, just say one word: "Wait!"

Everyone is only looking forward to Yang Chunzhang, so wait.

Shuai Biao's eyes didn't move, he opened his mouth without saying a word, and saw his nature clearly: "This jade is not that jade, this rabbit is not that rabbit, this hole is not that hole, the falling treasure is not that treasure, and this slope is not that slope."

Shuai Biao hugged the boulder and shook it four times, up and down three times.

Suddenly the mountain wind blows up the tree, and with the help of the stone, the ground is empty, and several pieces of gravel are placed in the eye of the small spring, which are crystal clear.

"Sixteen Spiritual Aspects of Earth Crystal"

Shuai Biao and Yang Chunzhang exclaimed loudly, they looked at each other and remained silent, guarding all directions.

Shuai Biao held up the spar: "Mice, tigers, dogs, dragons, horses, pigs... very much like the twelve zodiac signs, a total of 16 yuan."

Everyone stared at Shuai Biao and Yang Chunzhang, hesitant to speak.

Shuai Biao said with a serious face: "One piece for each person, whichever zodiac sign they look like, and the rest of the spar Xiaobai, Xiong Er, and Lan Mao, I will each have a piece."

Everyone selected the geospar and left the biggest piece for Shuaibiao.

If Shuai Biao hadn't cracked the geospar trap, everyone would have no chance to get the treasure. It is beyond reproach that he took the largest piece.

Shuai Biao solemnly warned: "Don't reveal half of today's matter to anyone, otherwise there will be disasters involving parents and relatives. This thing is beneficial to cultivation, and its function will manifest itself."

Shuai Biao split pine wood to make a wooden box and put it in spar, and then reinforced the standing stone on the spring again, trying his best to restore the original appearance.

Shuai Biao didn't dare to say that the Jindan Realm had successfully broken through the Nascent Soul Realm to refine the spar, and his combat power soared, but the lower the level, he could fight the Nascent Soul Realm's mid-term Dacheng.

Everyone is not stupid to understand that they have won a heavy treasure, and they are very happy.

Squad leader Yang Chunzhang feels aggrieved, the purpose of coming out to play is to eat, how can he get revenge if he doesn't eat, he can't sleep well during this period of time, and it's everyone's responsibility to beat the rice.

The old sheep smiled and said, "Only this farmhouse can eat 80 yuan for a table?"

Shuai Biao said with a naive smile: "My brother is poor, and he is satisfied when he is full. I'll go ask the proprietress of the farmhouse if she has any good dishes, and try to spend 80 yuan."

"Whether you have money or not, it's your treat, we order."

The sheep squad leader was determined to hit the rice tray and went straight to the kitchen.

The fruits and vegetables are emerald green, chickens, wild mushrooms, river fish, wild vegetables, and home-raised pigs, but there is no bearded ginseng.

"Good wine, special dishes, and signature dishes are all served, and the money is not bad."

The old man Yang looked at the proprietress, hesitant to speak if he couldn't sell his legs.

The little daughter-in-law, the proprietress, stared, raised the kitchen knife in her hand and turned a few knives. A homemade pork tenderloin sausage was cut into ten sections and dropped into the plate.

The sheep squad leader is afraid that his little daughter-in-law will misunderstand, so he has to protect the vital parts of his body. There is no place to reason with swords, eyes, injuries, and disabilities.

I hurriedly asked for a 80-year-old ginseng. I didn’t have 30-[-]-year-old ginseng, and I will just eat [-]-year-old ginseng.

The little daughter-in-law of the farmhouse was neither happy nor surprised: "Go back to the private room and wait."

The old man Yang didn't drink much, didn't eat much vegetables, he kept his belly full of ginseng soup, and ordered ginseng soup if he couldn't get enough, Shuai Biao had no money to pay the bill, and there was also a little rich man named Lanmao, who would never hold Twelve Xiao to wash the dishes Let's do the dishes!

The proprietress really gave Yang Chunzhang some face, and soon brought a plate of hand-shredded vegetables.

Crunchy, chewy, good taste and slightly sweet, ginseng can still be eaten like this, the old sheep has learned a lot.

Farmhouse pork stew vermicelli, pure pig blood, big silver carp head soup, and the vegetables and rice made with mountain spring water are tender and delicious.

After laboring and climbing mountains, there is nothing to eat when you are hungry. The farm dishes are exquisite and meticulously prepared, and they are so delicious that they ate up all the dishes.

The folk customs are simple, and the mother of the proprietress is kind-hearted, and asked scoldingly: "Which unit of yours has not been paid for several months, and you dare to hire child labor? It's too black-hearted. Eat slowly. I will give you a plate of shredded goat meat to satisfy your hunger."

The old man Yang hurriedly added: "Pack up three boxes of ginseng and vegetables, drink and eat at night."

The proprietress mother agreed to go to the back kitchen to arrange dishes.

Eat and drink enough to pay the bill.

1060 yuan, close to 1000 yuan, come again next time!

"It's 1000 yuan for a meal, so we were dismissed. It's too slamming. Don't you want to lose face?" The old man Yang took the lead in protesting.

Xiong Er hurriedly explained: "Squad leader, don't get excited, Shuai Biao's family is really poor and has no money."

"Is there really no money?" The old sheep didn't believe it.

Xiong Er was serious, answering questions and answering questions: "How can I lie to you that you really have no money, this piece of land belongs to his family, and the landlord is also short of money, poor! A bastard who is jealous when he sees stones."

The old man Yang scratched his head and patted Xiong Er's shoulder and said, "You are honest, Shuaibiao's family can harvest as much food with a few acres of land, and you can't cheat a few people for a month, and the kickbacks are not much. It's normal to be poor."

Hahaha!

Everyone was hiccupping and picking their teeth, touching the geospar through their clothes and feeling overwhelmed.

"Crackling chug chug"

Gunshots rang out and sirens wailed.

A seven-seater van came speeding on the road, followed by several police cars.

There were gangsters, and everyone hid behind the pigsty with a brick wall about [-] meters behind the farmhouse.

The gangster's van ran out of gas more than ten meters away from the farmhouse.

Six gangsters got out of the car, one of them was a big fat man who was wrapped tightly, wearing a windbreaker to the ground and wearing an oversized hood like a leader, and retreated into the farmhouse courtyard under the cover of the car body.

A group of two distributed in the courtyard, searched the house, and prepared to take hostages.

Seeing that there is no one in the house, build a crossfire to attack the special police and plan to break out.

Three police cars stopped 200 meters away.

The 12 members of the anti-terrorist team occupied a favorable position to hide their bodies, shouting and calling for support.

Special Forces Captain Wang Rongkai shouted: "You are surrounded. 15 of your accomplices were killed in the Antai explosive depot, 11 of them were killed, and four surrendered. The explosive depot is safe and the sabotage plan has failed."

"Da da da!"

The gangster AK74's third firing squadron leader exploded with rocks in front of him, ignoring the warning.

Special Forces Captain: "Putting down your weapons and surrendering is the only way out for you."

"Da da da!" Three more bursts fired, blowing out the tires and cracking the windshield.

The gangsters have powerful firepower, pistols, rifles, grenades and sniper rifles are not excluded.

According to the size and length of the gangster's backpack, heavy weapon rpg may also have it.

There are residents in nearby villages, so stop the bandits first.

Call the reinforcement brigade to deploy defenses around the village to cover the evacuation of the villagers. The bandits must be eliminated in the farmhouse to ensure the safety of people's lives and property.

The open area is not conducive to the special forces' outflanking to prevent bandits from entering the forest.

A group of three people covered fire, and a second group of two people sniped with sniper rifles.

Three groups of seven people were divided into three teams to encircle and suppress with firepower to prevent the bandits from entering the forest and village.

The gangsters were about to break out into the village or forest, and for a while the two sides quietly searched for the target, full of murderous intentions.

The two sniper riflemen of the Special Forces searched the courtyard wall and windows, and crossed to cover the left team's advance.