why come to earth

Yeah!

"Forcing me to sacrifice the golden seal to kill you?" Shuai Biao casually threw five golden darts at his uncle, protecting his body with golden light.

Uncle Jiuyin Bone Claw waved, holding five golden python scales in his hand, he glanced at it and inspired a trace of true energy to refine the evil spirit of the scales.

la la la!

Shuai Biao waved the molted python skin and gestured to his uncle a leather jacket, nephew a leather pants, your leather pants; my belt, your leather shoes, my leather hat, leather vest, leather wallet, leather satchel, leather sandals , and then make a set of leather underwear and leather corset for my little aunt

Uncle Perak's heart ached, but his nephew was not in vain. This child is filial, courageous and knowledgeable, and his luck is overwhelming.

Let him have fun for a while, in case he is eaten by a monster next time, he won't have a chance to slap me in the face.

I started to prepare the ingredients for the hot pot, and thought to myself: "What else do you have to do, it can't be endless."

Once a person underestimates the enemy, he will be hit harder, and the Nascent Soul Realm is no exception.

Snapped!

Three pears fell on the table.

"Is this useful?"

"nice one!"

The uncle came as soon as he opened his mouth, and Shuai Biao knew it when he heard it.

"Hey! A country bumpkin who has never seen the world!" Brother Biao looked up at 45 degrees and forgot about the ceiling and didn't bother to despise his uncle.

The golden-orange pears made my uncle's eyes shine into Fa's eyes, and he said, "Tomorrow, three Huiyuan fruits will be made into rock candy pears to treat hoarseness. This fruit will be auctioned for 30 billion yuan."

"Cut! Coachman, you can see a few small coins, and there is a pear tree, are you surprised?"

Snapped!

The uncle slapped him with a big slap, and the nephew held up the "scissors Kebu" to block it.

I didn't hit my nephew for several days, and I became addicted to it as soon as I did it.

"I'll give you a surprise, isn't it unexpected?"

The uncle exploded with nine yin bone claws, turned claws into fingers, buckled and flicked, and the magic power of brain collapse broke out.

Shuai Biao is not the type to wait for nothing. He feels that the big thing is not good and sacrificed a big football with Lingshi: "Take it to practice the Nine Yin Transformation Bone Claw, catch five holes and still play bowling!"

The uncle who caught the ball with one hand kicked Xiao Biaozi in a daze, and said, "How dare you throw stones at people? Remember when our Xishen clan used high-grade spirit stones the size of washbasins to cultivate?"

The absorption and refinement of a middle-grade spirit stone as large as a football in the hands of the Nascent Soul Peak Realm took an instant, which was beyond Shuai Biao's expectations.

Shuai Biao was dumbfounded. The spirit stone ball was refined in an instant, and he slapped the table again in surprise and said: "Uncle is from the Piyun tribe, not the Xishen tribe, and your tribe uses a large washbasin to cultivate with high-grade spirit stones? Think again, what else is worth doing?" Outrageous."

Uncle muttered: "Xishen Clan, what is Xishen Clan and where is it? I have a headache."

"It's great that uncle can think of his hometown. The Lingshi ball therapy seems to be effective?"

Dribbling can prevent Alzheimer's disease, and it is a must-have recipe for home without shaking hands and kidneys.

Shuai Biao strikes while the iron is hot and sacrifices a big football with Lingshi. The thing that can be used for a while is gone to cure the disease and see the curative effect. Let's wait for the result!

Immediately put on a "model" to pretend to be a disgusting uncle, touching his chin at 45 degrees and looking up at the lamp.

"roll!"

Uncle had a headache and was in a bad mood. As soon as he waved his hand, the spirit stone ball flew back. Fortunately, he didn't have enough strength to kill the prickly ghost.

Shuai Biao hummed while holding the spirit stone ball to absorb and refine. The refining speed was a bit slow, so he had to sit on a chair and absorb it a little bit. It took about a day to complete the absorption and refining.

Shuai Biao worked hard to refine the spirit stone ball, really wanting to break through the Jindan realm

Uncle Pili took out a ganoderma lucidum, a ginseng, a piece of golden scale armor, a Huiyuan pear fruit and a seven-leaf red lotus.

Thinking of "Little Wooden Seal" he shook his head, he didn't know what that thing was, it must be something extraordinary.

Uncle went to the garage to get three water pearls, kneaded them into powder, sprinkled them in the medicine cauldron, gurgling, gurgling

Put three ice wafers, gurgling

After boiling for an hour like traditional Chinese medicine, knead into a paste ball and put it in the microwave oven, and it will be fresh out of the oven in 8 minutes.

Twenty grains of golden milk beans were lingering, put them into a jade bottle and gave ten to Shuai Biao, he didn't kill his nephew last time, this time he was careful and attached instructions on the bottle.

"Remnant body torture pill" instructions, two pills a day, one in the morning and one in the evening, the adverse reactions are ominous.

Efficacy: It has miraculous effects on growing taller, gaining weight, strengthening muscles and bones.

Side effects: a little pain never dies.

Precautions: hum or bite a stick.

Uncle chewed two pills at a time, and Shuaibiao took one pill in the morning and one pill in the evening strictly according to the instructions, so we don’t have to blush when we are timid and afraid of death.

Crunch and crisp!

Chew a grain with a sweet taste, make it look like a big hamster, become a sumo wrestler, gain fame and fortune, and have a transnational romance.

Uncle is humming and haha, boss Shuaibiao is oh my god!

The bones cracked, what kind of body refining, body tempering, it was too painful to directly smash the bones and then fuse them.

In five days, the pills were gone, and Shuai Biao, who was 1.6 meters seven, became 1.8 meters long.

The bones of the two are warm and numb, looking forward to the next time

Beep beep!

The colorful lights of the keyboard are shining, and the QQ alumni group is flashing.

Question: What can a student who has nothing to do do not be able to fall in love, fight monsters and upgrade?

Reply: To become a monk first, at the age of 17, to return to vulgar life and become a scourge.

"Yes! Now go to the auction to disrupt the situation, do harm, and then become a monk."

Biao boss Xiuxian is confused, so he can only blame his father for calling it "free-ranging", also known as "the law of resignation".

Don't inherit the family inheritance, lest you walk like a tortoise at a slow pace like your father.

Everything adheres to the law of resignation. In the Taoist Sanzhu Gaoxiang, I invited the general public to practice the Dragon and Tiger Shuangjue. The boxing is still a military boxing that I learned from my uncle He Yi. Today's handsome is all blessed by God, so there is no routine. Can play cards according to the routine.

Knight Rider drives a Ferrari at an extremely high speed, and the car body is swaying. The adverse reaction of "Remnant Body Suffering Pill" has passed the clinical test of Shuai Biao, who is sitting in the co-pilot, and the result is motion sickness. Others are unknown.

"Woo!"

Shuai Biao vomited a few times when the uncle stopped the car, and then got dizzy when he got in the car and just got out of the car.

"Cough cough!"

Shuai Biao once again despises his uncle's alchemy skills, and uses him as a guinea pig to test medicines, producing fake medicines to deceive people and vomit bile.

Reluctantly, Shuaibiao abandoned his car and walked, and his uncle drove to Qiuming Mountain Villa first.

On a donkey cart, Shuai Biao gnawed on a red Fuji apple and swayed his legs rhythmically with the donkey cart.

After chatting enthusiastically with the grandfather driving the car, Shuai Biao asked, "How old is your donkey, and do you have a girlfriend?"

Grandpa who drove the car was interested in listening to this topic, so he opened the chat box and said: "My donkey meat is three years old, and the donkey next door Zhang Guobu's hometown is two years old. The donkey Dahua looks down on our donkey meat, and I don't think so. It's good!"

"What's the difference?"

"Donkey meat has a bigger body than pigs, and when it's pulled, it's just grinded, and it steals beans without exerting any effort.

"The speed of pulling a cart every day is slower than that of a cow. This character is too slow, and he may feel inferior and not confident!"

Shuai Biao nodded in agreement that all fathers look forward to Jackie Chan.

"I want to whip a few times but I can't bear it. This donkey has a stubborn temper. He would rather die than submit. Once he whips and goes on a hunger strike, he can't wait to kill and eat donkey meat. But after three years of raising a donkey, he has to ask the neighbors to find a beautiful donkey for Rourou. So tiring and embarrassing." Grandpa stroked his whip and looked at the handsome, tall and mighty Shuai Biao with envy.

Hey!

Shuai Biao took the trouble to break off one-fifth of the remnant Yushen Pill, put it in an apple, and feed it to donkey meat, and used it to test the medicine to see if there were any adverse reactions.

"grandfather!"

Shuaibiao teaches you a donkey spell to try the effect, donkey meat hot pot 1, donkey meat hot pot 2

Grandpa is not deaf, has a good memory, and said in his mouth: "Donkey meat hot pot 1, donkey meat hot pot 2, donkey meat hot pot 3"

"what!"

The little donkey fell to the ground, shaking its head and tail.

Grandpa felt sorry for the donkey and couldn't bear to beat it, so he had to stay where he was. The little donkey cheered up and pulled the cart before leaving.

Shuaibiao and his grandpa talked endlessly for an hour without knowing it, and the bad boy watched the little donkey while chatting to see if there would be any changes.

Gee!

The donkey seems to have taken clenbuterol and then given two buckets of hormones, and the wind is good at it, and it has grown a lot, and it has doubled the spirit of the dragon and horse.

Shuaibiao's brain is numbed, and with just a little medicine, the little donkey has turned into Schwarzenegger.

The little donkey got up and pulled the cart and ran very fast. It seems that there are no other adverse reactions, at least there is no need to worry about being poisoned to death.

The grandfather driving the car said excitedly: "Flesh and mighty, go home to find Dahua, and slap Zhang Guobu with that big donkey face.

Throw a few apples to Shuai Biao to thank him for his donkey control skills, then turn around and leave.

The uncle is really conscientious, and he did not forget to give him a donkey cub as a pet!

Shuai Biao, who deserved a beating, walked on foot, gnawed on an apple, and touched his arms and legs from time to time, begging the apple god to bless the donkey meat with a mighty and long life.

Shuai Biao on the side of the road waved his hand to stop the car, wanting to hitch a ride.

It’s still good to have a convertible Audi a5 braked to a sudden stop, first snatched the 500 yuan from Shuai Biao’s hand and put it in his bra, and opened the door to let Shuai Biao get in the car.

The female driver wears sunglasses. She is in her twenties and wears a lady's outfit with a small cut. She has a better temperament than a secretary. The secretary is also a warrior, and her fists and kicks are more than enough to deal with a few hooligans.

The white-haired Boss Biao couldn't calm down any longer, he had to take in the little lady and raise her as a spare.

The small cut-cut beauty explained to the perverted Shuai Biao with a weird face: "I just lost my job and have no money to cheer up and give you a ride along the way. The wig was blown by the wind and hung on a tree. It's so ugly that you should take care of it!"

Shuai Biao finally got a ride, so he couldn't be picky, and he replied casually: "Lady has a personality, I like it."

Lady Ren Yiting is 25 years old and graduated from University of Finance and Economics.

The boss of the company was indifferent, but the little girl was a decent person, so she fired the boss and quit.

Cousin works as a security guard at the Qiuming Mountain Villa, so if you come to the mountain villa, you can work as an accountant to earn some pocket money.

The lady Ren Yiting said: "Brother Wubai, does your relative or friend's company hire an accountant? Please ask me if you have time."

The lady kicked the accelerator to accelerate into the corner, and the sports car galloped like a leopard on the mountain road.

Miss Cun Tou met the person she was talking to, and she was a gentleman with super endurance. From the first year of college to the four years of college, nothing was repeated.

I stopped halfway and stopped the little brother who wanted to urinate and talked for another 10 minutes.

Finally, conscience found out, and spared Brother Biao, who was trembling all over and with a sallow face, to water the tree.

The Shaoyang Bladder Meridian of the hand is running for a week, and Boss Biao is so energetic that he forgot about the motion sickness. He focused on the beautiful girl and said anxiously:

"Now you can bring your car to work and apply for a job. Drivers, accountants, secretaries, and companions are less likely to chat."

"It's hard to do multiple jobs, how much is the boss' monthly salary?" Ren Yiting asked.

"How much do you want?"

"8000 yuan, the company is responsible for refueling, maintenance, and bridge fees?"

"make a deal!"

Yeah!

The little lady was stunned for a moment and then started to work again, it's too soon!

"Brother Wubai, have you taken a fancy to me? Do you like tomboys? Do you have a big company?"

Anyone looking for a job has to feel low first, and the buddies in the car feel unreliable.

Shuai Biao smiled and said: "My boss likes you to talk less, and deduct 500 yuan from your salary if you talk. The main reason is that I don't get motion sickness when you drive. Sister Tingting, do you think it's strange?"

crunch!A dead brake.

Shuai Biao almost flew out from the co-pilot, and complained: "I called your name, not asking you to brake!"

Brother Biao flew out to eat mud without wearing a seat belt. It was so embarrassing. The previous boss broke his teeth without wearing a seat belt.