why come to earth

Shuai Biao buried the mother and son in the bamboo forest, and killed a chicken to pay homage to them.

I have confirmed that I have not been reborn or taken away, but I don’t know where to go, and I have a bitter face, assuming that I can cry tears, it is the taste of Huanglian!

Shuai Biao has been meditating for more than a month, and he has recovered to the foundation-building stage and has adapted to this world, but he can't do strenuous activities, and he can't breathe when running and jumping, like altitude sickness.

Every day I think about eating some meat to nourish my body, and I look at my little friend with a naive smile: "Little lamb, I will eat meat for a few more days."

Nine out of ten chickens were sacrificed, and out of the five sheep, only one small one was left.

After tea and dinner, Shuai Biao counted the belongings left by the young man and the second robber in the house, an invitation to enroll in the sect, 22 pieces of low-grade spirit stones, 100 taels of broken silver, and two middle-grade magic weapons of the fifth rank.

There is also a pair of animal skin maps and an introduction to basic techniques.

Seeing that ammunition and food are running out, the best strategy is to take the invitation letter and go to "Qingjizong" to eat and drink. With a backer and a place to stay, continue to practice and look for opportunities to return to the earth.

After preparing dry food, I turned around for a radius of two hundred miles and finally realized that I was in Yanggao Town. Looking at the map, it was still a thousand miles away from the next town, Jitan Town.

This map is just a map of a county and city, the area is tens of thousands of miles long and Yanggao Town is located in remote and poor mountains and bad waters.

Shuai Biao went all the way to Xixiao and stayed overnight, killed a second-level wild boar beast along the way, and used the little fireball technique he had just learned for more than a month to roast pork to satisfy his hunger.

Looking at the firefly-like flames, it was better than nothing if he had just practiced the little fireball technique at the entry level, at least he could make fire and firewood for cooking. He doubted whether his innate comprehension was a high-level spiritual root.

Shuaibiao, who doubted his life for the first time, has a heavy heart. It is so difficult to conquer the world independently!

People who are not confident and suspicious of life are stupid. When they are hungry, they hold up a big knife and scream, chasing the fourth-level foundation-building realm Dacheng monster for half a mile. As a result, the monster got used to the wah-wah sound, turned around and killed, and chased Shuai Biao for two hundred In the end, the monster finally stopped and did not chase back to its lair.

The bad-tempered Shuai Biao couldn't bear to lose face, he chased for a hundred miles and fought with the monster for five hours, beheaded the monster and ate the meat.

The man was full and had the strength to run and finally arrived at Jitan Town. He spent 20 taels of silver to buy two taels of salt and a catty of seasoning, and rushed to Qingjizong three thousand miles away.

Along the way, Shuai Biao met a weak and weak beast pretending to be an old man, and if he refused to accept it, he would kill him and eat meat.

When encountering high-level powerful monsters and spirit beasts, they immediately pretend to be grandsons and go around, saving their lives first, or they will become the poop of the Golden Core Realm monster.

Shuai Biao's luck in love is no longer strong, and he didn't meet any beautiful women along the way. He was not in a good mood, and after half a month of eating and drinking, he came to Jiguanshan Qingjizong Mountain Gate.

The stone gate of the mountain gate is tall and broad, with thousands of stone steps entering the mountain, and the peaks and ridges are overlapping. Shuai Biao, who is surrounded by spiritual energy, is full of admiration, and his heart is full of joy.

Shuai Biao hurriedly arrived as scheduled, it happened that today was the first day for the disciples to enter the sect.

Everything was unexpected but a bit of a surprise. The Zongmen is also a "free-range" education model, and disciples have the opportunity to be lazy and do private work.

Qingji sect is a pheasant sect that relies entirely on self-taught, and the two elders are not only smelly and shameless, but also greedy for money.

Shuai Biao opened the way with ten low-grade spirit stones, and he directly entered the sect without testing the spirit roots.

Shuai Biao boldly guessed: "There are only two people in this sect, right? The three of them are fighting against the landlord."

Shuai Biao rubbed his temples, the day when someone chatted with him and played with him to bid farewell to the single dog is not far away.

"Please follow the signs, Mr. Shuai, to go up the mountain and go back to the Zongmen to arrange accommodation. In the afternoon, there are so many people that I'm afraid you won't even be able to grab a bed." Elder Gou, who was short of money, reminded him kindly.

Ah!

Shuaibiao listened to the persuasion to have a full meal, and followed the signs to enter the single-door residential area. The [-]-square-meter Tianzi No. [-] wooden house was empty and there was really no bed. Elder Gou was very honest.

Shuaibiao fantasizes about taking out the explosively modified vacuum cleaner from the space ring No. 10 container given by Uncle Pili, and the automatic sweeping robot can clean the indoor and outdoor sanitation in [-] minutes.

Cough!

The mahogany bed, sofa, and tea set are all available. I am embarrassed to put the computer and TV on it, because I am afraid that there will be no network signal and I will blush in embarrassment.

I took out the refrigerator and put it back again. It's not that it can't be used, but there is no food to store, and I'm afraid of wasting spirit stones.

After finishing his work, he took a nap covered with a silk quilt, and suddenly the loud voices outside broke Shuaibiao's innocence and obsession.

Hundreds of men, women and children rushed into the remaining nine single-family wooden houses to clean them, carrying tables, benches and various furniture in and out. If the son-in-law was not satisfied, he would change them until he was satisfied, and the house was nearly demolished and redecorated.

Shuai Biao was envious and jealous, restless in the living room, it was too noisy.

Ugh!

Seeing the pretty little maid busy going in and out of other people's houses, Brother Biao felt heartbroken, so he ate a few slices of monster meat and started cleaning.

Qingji Zong's house is satisfactory, surrounded by towering trees and trees, even if the Zongmen's population is not prosperous, it is a holy place for retirement and leisure.

"It's such a big mountain. There's a fat monster on the mountain. There are so many monsters."

Shuai Biao is a fart kid drinking Yanggao old wine and singing and getting drunk

The morning bell hums, the sun rises in the east, birds sing and flowers smell, and the air is full of spirit.

Shuai Biao had a good night's sleep and recovered his physical and mental state to its peak.

Money is easy to do. Yesterday the furniture and daily necessities ordered by the three low-grade spirit stones were delivered to the house and he trotted to the main hall of the sect.

The two elders burned incense and kowtowed to the patriarch.

Shuaibiao, a foreigner, is lonely and lonely, and he has a relationship with the patriarch first when he goes to the countryside, hoping that the patriarch hanging on the wall will bless him, and if he has nothing to do, he will follow his dreams to seek benefits and avoid harm.

Kowtowing his head and standing up to look at the portrait, the patriarch is more than thirty years old, with majestic sword eyebrows and star eyes, a white robe and a body carrying a divine sword, Shuaibiao feels ashamed that he is not as good as anyone else.

"Damn me!"

The censer and Baozigou's rice bowl seemed to be of the same style, Brother Biao held his right hand with his left hand to control himself from rushing up to take the censer away.

The auspicious time has come, we go down the mountain to welcome guests

Brother Biao blushed and followed the two elders Ba Dou and Gou Qi to the mountain gate.

After taking out the table and chairs from the storage bag, the two shamelessly sat down there showing their true colors as money lovers, and their smiles faded.

At that level, Shuai Biao can only learn superficially in three years.

After waiting for three moments, the students from the seven nearby towns arrived one after another, escorted by the housekeeper, and there was a huge crowd of people in an instant.

Elder Ba was proficient in handling the formalities of entering the sect, but he still couldn't keep his mouth shut while smiling: "End, next one."

With trembling hands, Elder Gou took the bank notes handed over by the housekeepers of each family and registered them in the register.

Before lunch, Elder Ba announced in a loud voice that the auspicious time has passed, all distinguished guests, please go up the mountain to enter the sect, and the escorts and others please leave, and closed the mountain gate.

Elder Gou, who was afraid of being rubbed off on food, put away his smile, and issued a eviction order with a serious face.

When they came, they didn't report that they hoped to catch up to lunch. They chewed their own dry food and went home to deal with their errands.

The two elders and ten distinguished students paid homage to the patriarch in the main hall, and moved to the dining hall to take their seats.

Elder Ba waved his hand, welcome everyone to Qingjizong, today the Zongmen invites everyone to have a Zongyan banquet.

The mustard in front of you means that everyone here is a pickle, a virtuous person with great virtue and ability, a virtuous wife and a good mother, and vegetables are the talents of the world's talents, and those who make a fortune. The ancestors are very proud of your arrival.

The porridge in front of you is a comprehensive and thoughtful week, implying that everything is as smooth as drinking porridge and promoted to a higher school.

Come on!

After making this bowl of porridge, you will officially start your journey to the fairy king, and the glory of self-taught talents will last forever. Please cherish the good time in Qingjizong.

bald...

The two elders took the lead to dry the porridge and wiped their mouths, and the heroic Yuntian shouted: "Introduce each other, you should be like brothers, love and help each other."

Nima!

The top ten disciples, who couldn't keep up with the shooting, held up their bowls and watched the two leave.

Hahaha!

Shuai Biao laughed loudly and said, "Junior Brothers, whoever does it faster is the boss, and I will do it first as a respect!"

Yeah!

The other nine distinguished guests from the sect, half-grown children, made gruel together, threw bowls together and Ming Zhi rushed to be the senior brother, and there was no winner in the first round.

"The position of senior brother is so attractive?"

Shuai Biao looked at the nine who were red-eyed and rolled up their arms and sleeves, and said: "I will transfer the boss's reputation right with 1 taels of silver, who will bid? Now the auction price is the highest, everyone agrees!"

Nine people raised their hands together, and Shuai Biao was overjoyed.

What?

Nine people said in unison: "oppose"

Forehead!

Shuai Biao puts pickles in his mouth to cover up his embarrassment, that's it!The second round failed again.

Shuai Biao made another plan: "I abstain, who of you will be the senior brother?"

The nine people said in unison: "No abstention, object."

Forehead!

Each of the nine people voted for themselves, Shuaibiao's vote was crucial, and he failed again in the third round.

"Big brothers, I suggest shelving the dispute and introducing each other. If you don't know the names, you can even file a complaint with the elders and you can't tell who is responsible. What do you think?"

Shuai Biao made three tricks in a row, but no one fell for it, so he had to come to trick him.

The wooden Zongmen token was slapped on the table, Shuaibiao No. 1, who are you No. 2

Crackling!

Tokens flew around the table, and the nine of them said in unison: "Look for yourself!"

Forehead!

"Get the head start."

The fifth strategy failed again, no one would like him to be the first to enter the No. [-], it is impossible to rank seniority.

Cough!

Shuai Biao put another piece of pickle in his mouth to cover up his embarrassment and said to himself: "What should I do? It's all a replica of Zhuge Liang. Qian donkeys can't wait to see the changes, and watch the tigers fight across the mountain. The ultimate killer move is to borrow the east wind!"

No. [-] Mantian said: "I am in line with the elder's suggestion that all the talents in the world are talents. You are all my favorites, and the elder brother must be me!"

Impossible, others object

The two elders in the "Zangjintang" were disturbed by the noise here, the abacus beads were crackling, and the banknotes and rice grains could not be calculated accurately, so they said together: "The ten little brats are sent by the ancestor punish us?"

No. [-] Zhou Baishun, object!

Everyone else is against it!

They slapped the table and smashed the dishes into a mess.

Hahaha!

A group of hairy kids still want to fight against me, Sai Sima, and Shuai Biao sings Beijing opera triumphantly: "Sitting on the tower and watching the scenery, when the east wind blows, you will fall in love with whoever you are."

The Nine Young Masters are in a daze, they don't know what the tricks are!

"Brothers, talk about it. I'll take a nap first and see the results." Shuai Biao was a little hungry and went back to eat the monster meat.

Shuai Biao was full, and he didn't dare to drink, so it was just right for him to get drunk as soon as he drank, in case of disorderly sex after drinking, and these hairy children took advantage of his slips of speech after drinking, he might die worse than Zhang Fei.

Yeah!

Shuai Biao scares himself, not to be impulsive, and to wait for work with ease.