why come to earth

Fifty miles away from Zuixiangju, the sky was getting late, and I took a room at a roadside post, full of wine and food.

The sparkle of love burst out of the eyes of the charming proprietress, staring at the bag on the handsome buttocks, her eyes could speak.

Women's love of buns is a hereditary terminal disease that cannot be cured throughout the ages.

A young brawny man was sitting on the table with the sauced beef wine, and he didn't even take a sip, looking at Shuaibiao's butt, he was also screaming.

Nima!

Your old man also has this hobby!

In the middle of the night, the dew is heavy, the brocade cotton and silk mattress, the snoring of the handsome suzerain is like thunder.

But the man dressed in black inside the house was feeling irritable, wondering where he unpacked and hid it.

Not in the closet, not in the box, not under the bed, not on the bed, and I didn't see that he didn't wear a space ring, and he didn't touch the bottom of his trousers.

Cough!

The man in black guessed that the bag was stolen first, and he bit the back molars of the newly blocked hole in hatred.

Killing Xin raised the big knife four or five times and put it down again. After hacking Shuai Biao to death, no one knew the whereabouts of the bag.

Shuai Biao's sleep talking problem is quite difficult to cure: "The bag is in the toilet, no one would have thought of it?"

snoring

"Miss Boss, how did you guess it? It's amazing!"

Baji, babble, turn over and continue to sleep, snoring, snoring

The old Teng next door "dongdong" bled when he knocked on the wall with his hands, and the rhythm he knocked out was orderly.

The man in black was nervous and angry. He was born with a strong sense of music, his heart beat unconsciously kept up with the snoring beat, and the electrocardiogram curve drew circles.

Ha ha!

The man in black was overjoyed when he found out the whereabouts of the bag, and ran to the toilet through the window

No one was gesturing with a knife above his head, the handsome suzerain finished fooling the man in black, and then made the people next door tormented with anger, so he could rest assured that he would return to the dragon's sleep before dawn.

Lao Teng next door lamented that fists are power, wild boars can also be knocked into cats, and the purring sound is gone, but panda eyes with dark circles cannot be knocked down.

awkward!

The proprietress was using the toilet and shouted: "Come and catch the pervert!"

The old Teng Zhuji, who hadn't slept all night, finally found the person who released his anger. He rushed in and out dozens of fists and knocked out the man in black, then rode on him and fell asleep.

Shuai Biao went to the toilet and put the man in black who was about to wake up on the ground, took his storage bag to himself, and set off after dawn after washing.

With a total income of 5 taels of silver, he can go to the city to buy a pair of python leather shoes.

At this moment, Shuai Biao is in a good mood, who will give the money and then buy a python leather belt, which is very exciting.

If the human heart is not enough, the snake swallows the elephant, and after swallowing the elephant, kills the snake

Occasionally, I would meet pedestrians on Shuaibiao Road, and they would come and go in a hurry. After walking for five hundred miles, I felt a little irritable, and the fun I was looking forward to did not happen.

Da da da!

"Where is the sound of the machine gun coming from?" Shuai Biao landed on one leg, imitating Sun Dasheng's posture of looking forward with his hands on the awning, turned his crutches, and put his hands upside down again

One person, one riding the wind and lightning slowly became clear in the field of vision, and Brother Biao, who was still turning along, was annoyed at himself because the movements were too difficult.

Why such a coincidence?

The big one is a horse, and the small one is the skinny man, who painted "a monkey riding a camel" in response to the occasion.

The laughter was aroused, and the Shuai Sect Master bent over laughing, tears and snot like the surging river, unable to hold back.

A middle-aged man on a horse rides past. Is this man sick?Or was the person who was robbed of the money stupid?

Gee!

I lost my strength from laughing, and the inspiration exploded. I remembered the phrase "呵" that was popular in the cross talk, and I gathered strength and burst out, like a sub-fire in a fight.

Shuai Biao's laugh point was closed, and he slowly stood up straight and said aggrievedly: "I don't want to have fun anymore, Grandpa Dasheng, I was wrong!"

As soon as the horse heard "Woo", it didn't matter who shouted the horse's hoof to slow down and brake.

Ding!

The horse stopped, and the monkey flew five or six feet away.

The thin monkey middle-aged man riding a horse fell to the ground, and the foundation-building cultivation base would not hit the head first, because he turned his head to see Shuaibiao spirited away, otherwise it would be absolutely impossible to drag his buttocks on the ground.

How embarrassing he is!

Shuai Biao trots over to help Brother Hou up.

Brother Hou grinned his teeth and covered his buttocks: "I'm fine, little brother. What happened to you just now? Do you need help?"

Shuai Biao's heart was so hot that he was almost moved to tears and snot, and said: "The person who rides the BMW didn't scold or hit him, and he is a good character."

It's easy to handle if you don't touch porcelain!

Shuai Biao hurriedly replied: "Little brother is fine, brother monkey, check if there is any hidden wound, take this healing pill first, it's all the horse's fault and eat meat another day."

"Wow, wow!" The bay red horse stared and frowned, swishing its tail and scratching its hooves continuously, as if trying to shake the pot.

The thin Hou Tianlai is the shopkeeper of the Hou's Auction House in Lanshan County. He climbed on his horse and galloped away regardless of whether he was injured or not.

Hey!

"Brother Hou is going to fight and bring this seat, I still have two healing pills." Shuai Biao really helped.

Helpless EQ is low, if you have a good card, you won't play circles.

Brother Hou pretended he didn't hear, and hurried to leave behind a trail of dust and smoke.

It's only a hundred miles away from Lanshan County, there is a post station with a room, and prepare bath water, wine and vegetables to send to the room, please do not disturb.

Lao Teng next door, who arrived first in the carriage, practiced at the bar to suppress his anger, and endured it all night before arriving at the cottage tomorrow.

snort!

If it meets every year, it will never die.

Ha ha!

It is hard for Shuai Biao to think that snoring in a hotel will make him a big enemy.

Xiaoer, "Steam another plate of pig's trotters, no matter how much it costs to replenish collagen, I'm still wrinkled and unable to live.

Xiao Er: "Change the pillow, the stiff neck will make your neck crooked."

Xiaoer: "Make wine and vegetables for supper."

Xiaoer: "I am beautiful in my heart, and the tip of 30 taels in my hand is heavy."

"Aunt Nima has acne!"

The old Teng next door has four + signs with dark circles under his eyes. He can no longer bear the pain of insomnia. He puts on black clothes and pulls out a butcher knife to pierce the paper on the window and blows in the ecstasy smoke.

Gudong!

It is estimated that the snoring boy was fainted by Mi, and the man in black let out a bad breath in his heart. Mapo Mixian Powder, a must-have medicine for talking tuberculosis, really works, and he has to buy a few packs to cover his positions when he has time.

snort!

Today the uncle does not kill to save a living, and then kidnaps you for money and then tears up the ticket. Snoring is so fucking annoying.

"Aki!"

Shuaibiao in the room sneezed and started shouting again.

"Xiao Er swatted my brother's fly, there are mosquitoes in the house."

Snapped!Snapped!Clap clap!

Shuai Biao is tossing and beating mosquitoes.

The insomniac old Teng next door cursed: "Damn old eight bought fake medicines to cheat money again, cheating."

Err!

"Xiao Er, check out and check out."

Lao Teng next door delivered the goods to the cottage first and then came back to kill Hulu brother Shuaibiao, even if the patriarch of Qingjizong interceded, he would not agree.

Lao Teng's horse-drawn carriage next door was nowhere to be seen in the col.

The night elf Shuai Biao sneaked into the mountain depression and used the cover of the terrain to set up an explosive thermal imager.

The picture shows a mile-long tunnel extending into the mountain, four red spots moving in the tunnel, ten secret whistles around the entrance of the cave, and ten secret whistles at the exit.

The hole drilling project in the mountains is huge, and the complex terrain here is really an excellent place for bandits to hide.

Shuaibiao turned on the thermal imaging enhancement mode to indicate that the energy was insufficient, and filled the energy box with 20 yuan of low-grade spirit stones. The instrument was working normally and displayed a hundred figures, which generated a holographic projection and engraved it on the spirit stone disk.

Shuai Biao, who turned into a rotten egg and butter, tossing the old vine next door was exhausted, and followed him carefully to his old nest without scaring the snake.

Going back to the post station to sleep back to Longjue, thinking about the unknown cultivation level of the bandits, the unknown formation and traps in the cave, the unknown whether the person kidnapped on the carriage was a living person or an animal, and whether it was a man or a woman was uncertain.

Nima!

Shuai Biao suddenly thought that Brother Hou had something to do with this matter. The bandit nest in Lingfeng Mountain is two hundred miles away from the county town, and they may have colluded with other powerful forces.

Kidnapping is for money, and the hostages will not be in danger for the time being. Act cautiously.

As the sun sets, the handsome suzerain quietly enters the city, and stays at the Lanshan County Hotel.

There are four sects and nine sects in total in Lanshan County. This seat cannot lose the momentum of the few sects, because I have to be high-profile when I have money.

Cultivation and strength are not important, what is important is to have a luxurious outfit, a suit that is in place is the focus of attention, and someone who wants to find fault should also worry about the forces behind him.

The city lord here is the most powerful, so he must visit one or two.

Shuai Biao tipped Xiao 20 taels of silver, and asked with his ear: "Does the city lord have any daughters to be married?

Ha ha!

"Thank you, Shuai Suzerain, for the reward. It's a pity, no." Xiao Er hurriedly replied.

Ugh!

"It's not very regretful, but it's a lifetime regret. The deputy city lord, the great sect, and the wealthy family are listed." There is also a reward from this seat.

Oh!

"Congratulations to the Shuai Sect Master and his married couple. The City Master has three unmarried granddaughters. The eldest is eighteen, the second is fifteen, and the youngest is five years old. Beauty and wealth are born with a smile, and they will have no regrets for a lifetime," added the little Er.

Ah!

"Everyone is equal before opportunities, as long as you are brave. Two, go for it!" Shuai Biao encouraged from the bottom of his heart.

Cough!

Xiao Er enthusiastically went to Sanya's father, Chef Li, to confess his love, and then went to collect the list information.

Shuai Biao of Lanshan Hotel ate delicious food slowly while listening to gossip news.

Two big black tower men with big knives came in at the door, and the two hundred catties of knives couldn't stop them. They yelled at Xiao Er fiercely, "Where is the table reserved by Heidaomen?"

Xiao Er pointed at Shuai Biao's table, and the black tower man stared at him with murderous eyes.

The handsome suzerain said angrily: "What are you looking at like a bear? Do you owe a beating?"

snort!

"What are you doing! Do you deserve a beating?" Xiong Si and Xiong San charged furiously.

"Wait! Anyone who breaks something will pay for it. This tableware is so expensive!" Shuai Biao raised his head 45 degrees and stared at the two guys with a silly smile.