why come to earth

"Third brother, do you think I look like a powerful Nascent Soul Realm?" Lingfeng Mountain bandit leader Liuzhai asked the third brother.

"Sixth brother can't beat you to death if I ask you to slap you 800 times. Brother kneels down and worships you, a powerful brother in the Nascent Soul Realm."

The news from Shuai Biao spread all over the sky. The bandits in Lingfeng Mountain were inflated, and the Lord of the Six Villages was one of them. With his foundation-building state of great perfection, he dared to challenge the monks of the Golden Core Realm of Great Perfection. Those who are strong in the environment do not have the virtue of martial arts to win without martial arts.

The secret agents of various forces are extremely busy, as long as there is news about Shuai Biao, no matter whether it is true or not, they will rush to report it.

The Lord Hua of the County City Mansion and General Yan analyzed all the secret reports from insiders, slapped the table and cursed: "Lust, satyr, lust, good, very good, very good of the old style of the city master, there are successors in Lanshan City, It is worth investing in great potential stocks.

The insider of the Zhengxin Pavilion secretly reported that this kid was peeping at the pavilion master's fitting, and that the color and size of the bra were accurate.

Pavilion Master Xin: "Get out, get out of the house on the ground."

The informant got out of the house and continued to report: "Hundreds of people attacked Qingji sect and troubled the two elders of Bagou. It is estimated that the two elders are close to death!"

Live it!

It was the two elders who inflated the handsome acting suzerain. When he came to Lanshan County, he looked at no one lawless and daring. The two elders ate goji berry stewed croton and ate it on their own. The master was unable to rescue him and had to pretend not to know the news. .

The news involved bandits in Lingfeng Mountain. The entire county did not sleep a wink all night. They mobilized all resources to verify the authenticity and source of the news. In the end, they suspected that the news came from the head of Qingji sect, Shuai Shangtian.

All forces are analyzing the motive of that kid's death?

Even if they want to solve the crisis of the Zongmen by "surrounding Wei and saving Zhao", how can Qingji Zong guarantee that the kid will not die?

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The Lanshan Hotel is putting on a stage play.

The widow, Ximen Xiaoyue, was delicate and soft, and repeated the sentence "The bandits in Lingfeng Mountain made me a widow" eighteen times.

With a bandage on his head and a big knife on his shoulder, Xiong San repeated the phrase "Pay money to avenge Brother Widow" eighteen times.

Shuai Biao repeated 28 times the phrase "Squeeze the bandits in Lingfeng Mountain and keep one side safe".

"Arrogance, handsome suzerain, can you do it?" the audience collectively asked.

Shuai Biao stroked his hair three times, the hairstyle is still the old one and can't be messed up, as always, he looked up at the sky at 45 degrees and said: "This seat can't do it, if you can't do it once, you can do it twice, until the bandits admit defeat and say yes."

The audience hated him the most when he said, "OK?"

The duck who was beaten to death had a tough mouth, Shuaibiao boasted and refused to accept softness, and the audience was very angry.

It aroused public outrage, and as a result, waves of silver ingots flew in, and the goods held up again.

The reward of 10 taels of silver made Shuai Biao feel excited again, and he pulled the widow Ximen and shouted: "I'm going to kill the Lingfeng bandits now, who in the audience will go with me?"

"I go!"

Gold, silver, plates, bowls, false teeth, trotters, and finally tables and chairs flew together, and a wooden doll that could be faked on the stage was quickly submerged.

Shuai Biao hid in the tunnel under the stage with mixed feelings of sorrow and joy, whether he was too arrogant and would be smashed to death by silver coins on the street like this.

"What if the cabbage leaves and rotten eggs are imminent?"

Woohoo!

"A baby's suffering, a baby's difficulty, a baby's love is sweeter than honey, and only through suffering can one become a master." Shuai Biao sang a nursery rhyme again.

Wake up naturally at three poles in the sun.

"Xiong Si, sister Ximen Xiaoyue, brother-in-law Ximen, where's the money?" Brother Biao asked.

Xiong Si said apologetically, "Sovereign, it's because Xiong San and Xiaoyue slept in the same bed because they didn't drink too much, and I saw that I took all the money with them and refused to return."

Shuai Biao said: "Since the two of them entered the bridal chamber and it was a great celebration, all the people in the village were invited to have a wedding banquet at night, and Xiong Si gave 100 taels of silver to each household for travel expenses. Next time, I will make my own decision not to ask the leaders to fire me. "Shuai Biao looked up at Xiong Si at 45 degrees.

Xiong San plopped on his knees and begged for mercy: "Sect Master, don't fire Xiong Si. Just now, I asked Pavilion Master Xin to give you all the betrothal money. Your sister-in-law and I will confiscate the money."

Xiong Si also knelt down.

What?

"It's not a matter of money. You must ask me for instructions before doing anything to save your life and save your life to have a baby." Shuai Biao reprimanded him for half an hour with a black face.

The plot is reversed, Xiong Si is a follower of Xiong San, and Xiong San and Ximen sister are here to hire me. I am so touched.

"But you and your sister-in-law entered the bridal chamber, but I and Pavilion Master Xin are far away. Do you think it's appropriate?"

Xiong Si replied: "It's suitable, seeing people's hearts over time, and love over time, after decades or hundreds of years, Pavilion Master Xin will definitely be moved by Suzerain's true feelings, and it will not be too late to bridal chamber!"

Shuai Biao knows that Xiong Sixin is comforting himself, since the two brothers understand the truth and guarantee that they will not make their own decisions in the future, they are still good brothers.

"Xiong Si eats the Body Tempering Pill, Xiong San eats the Opening Pill, and the armor Xiong San wears is a bit long to protect his vitals. I will buy Xiong Si another one that fits well." Shuai Biao arranged.

The handsome suzerain was wrongly beaten by Xiong Sanyi's trick of "surrogate the master", with his head drooping and fingers in his mouth, why did pavilion master Xin look so familiar?

"I am a deer!"

"Mrs. Mistress! No wonder she's so pretty, especially the way she touches the sword, which makes her heart beat faster." Shuai Biao rubbed his nose, thinking of Pavilion Master Xin's goodness, and worried that he would be cut by a sword from a beautiful woman.

Woohoo!

Xiong Si was not surprised when he saw it, the suzerain touched his nose because he was thinking about other people's money again.

Shuai Biao realized in his heart that Pavilion Master Xin's action of touching the sword has profound meanings, similar to Wu Sangui touching his nose to kill Wei Xiaobao with ten stars in the danger index.

"Governor Xin wanted to kill me as soon as we met, and San Xiong and his wife went to propose marriage again. She agreed to the marriage, but it was [-]% useless. The next time we meet, I will definitely draw my sword and beat me. If I become an eunuch, it will be too late for the patriarch to show up."

Shuai Biao weighed the pros and cons, and his mind hurts.

Got it!

Use the trick to "point at the mulberry and scold the flower tree" to save your life first.

Shuai Biao made careful calculations in his heart for a moment, success or failure depended on it.

Skin thickness index: pigskin*3

Side effects of failure: the bleeding in the neck could not be stopped

Bonus props: Qinglong Yanyue Golden Knife

Success Reward: Daughter-in-law*1

Make up your mind and head up 45 degrees to Zhengxin Pavilion.

Shuai Zongzhu stretched out Xiong Si's Qinglong Yanyue golden sword, and stabbed the sword straight ahead with a move of the immortal guide

Xiong Si and Xiong San admired the suzerain for being so powerful and using a big sword as a gun.

"Qingjizong's rebellious Xin beauty came out to talk to him." Shuai Biao took advantage of the knife, and the 200-jin sword pulled a dead dog, and he was admitted to the hospital.

Pavilion Master Xin took up the fight with his sword, and was stunned: "The sect is rebellious, what do you mean?"

Shuai Biao rested his breath on his knife, and said with witty words: "Teacher Xin knew that the two sects and eight sects of the county formed an alliance to attack the Qing sect, so he didn't lead his disciple to protect the sect, one of the most treacherous ones.

The second elder is a small-minded person and does not think about making progress. Although being greedy for money and lust is not a sin to die, the sect must unite and help each other when employing people.

All the sects are waiting to be prospered, but the sect master is young but hall master Xin is ignorant, does not respect the patriarch, bullies the small and the strong and bullies the weak, which is the third of the great rebellion.

Hall Master Xin, as the elder of the sect, should not get angry, he doesn't take care of his body, if the face grows peas, it will affect the image of the sect, it will be the fourth of great rebellion.

Don't know how to respect the old and love the young, there are three kinds of unfilial piety and having no offspring is the biggest, this is the fifth of great rebellion and immorality.

Sister Xin, I am so thirsty that I will drink tea first and wait for the patriarch to come back before distinguishing right from wrong. "

Shuai Biao was afraid that Pavilion Master Xin would strike first and cut himself with a sword, so he stood in front of him between his legs to cover his face, throat, chest, and waist.

First finish talking in one breath, then take a breath and order Xiong San and Xiong Si to help him into the house, and then let Xiong Si go to the next door to ask the boss Hou if the Biluochun bubble is ready?Hurry up and bring tea to soothe your throat.

After speaking, he lay down on the chair and fainted.

Pavilion Master Xin touched his face for pimples, touched his sword and sighed: "The overall situation is the most important thing. Don't let people misunderstand that you have betrayed the sect. At this time, if you kill the Dai Suzerain, it will be difficult to tell. And the next door Boss Hou knows he’s here, and news of someone’s death will surely fly all over the sky. That’s all! I have to wait until there is no one else to poison, even if I am a widow, I have to kill all women in the world.”

faint!

Confused, he was a widow without a wife.

The fragrance of Biluo is refreshing, and Shuaibiao wakes up in a daze.

This seat uses the rules of the world, Pavilion Master Xin can't help but talk about martial arts and attack the fainted people!

Gududu drank three cups in a row, his throat was not dry and he was full of energy, and he offered another cup of tea to Pavilion Master Xin.

Shuai Biao said: "Master Hou laughed at me!"

Hou Ge observes words and looks, flatters horses, knows a woman's heart and has never been scratched by a daughter-in-law. At this moment, it is fun to help others. Hello, hello, hello, everyone.

"Master Xin is a master of swordsmanship. Please taste this purple light sword. It is an honor for me and the handsome suzerain to listen attentively." Brother Hou slowly took out the shark sheath from the box, and placed the celestial precious blade of the Lingyu sword handle on the wooden case.

Pavilion Master Xin, as a sword cultivator, naturally sensed the sudden release of the Heavenly Spiritual Weapon's formidable sword, the purple light sword and the dragon's cry flying in the air, the purple energy lingering around the sword light can break gold and stone, and the spirit can control the sword at will to defeat demons. He couldn't help saying: "Okay!" sword!"

"It only costs 800 million taels. Sister Xin, do you want to pay in silver ingots or in silver tickets? I have paid the deposit in advance, and hundreds of people outside the door can't buy it even if the price is increased."

Boss Hou: "There is a young man in purple who has raised the price to 1500 million. I can't sell it to the high pricer without promise, because this sword is a gift from the Shuai Sect Master to Pavilion Master Xin. The gift is light and the affection is heavy."

What?

"Give me a deal of 700 million!"

Brother Biao snatched the sword back, handed it to Brother Hou and said, "Help me sell it to the buyer outside for 1500 million yuan!".

"Hmph! Handsome suzerain, please take this note with a price difference of 700 million taels. You are really sorry for pavilion master Xin. You sold the pre-ordered gift at a high price. You have lost your moral character and are not worthy of being my friend. I will break off relations with you."

Brother Hou shook his sleeve with his sword and left.

Pavilion Master Xin burst into tears, touched the sword, touched the sword again, felt aggrieved but couldn't kill him, stomped his feet and said: "See off!"

"I don't have a broken sword, why should I feel wronged? I'll buy you a pill for acne for 700 million yuan, and I'll give you a sword!" Shuai Biao shook his hand, clanging, and the blacksmith fell to the ground.

The green light of the explosive reformer furnace is on, and the furnace is preheated and started.

"Audiences are ready to tip money!" Shuai Biao kept his line in three words.

Concentrated and calmly turned his palms and shouted: "The black dog snatches the food, bah! Pick the stars and grab the moon."

This trick of the big yellow dog snatching buns has been tried and tested. It is a real black dog snatching food. The handsome dog snatching money is called "picking the stars and grabbing the moon". The actual moves are similar.

Pavilion Master Xin was amused by Shuai Biao's self-proclaimed "black dog".

With the long sword in his hand, Shuai Biao said, "Yu Jian's starting gesture—Wan Jian Lai Chao."

The beauty of Jianxiu Xin stared straight at her, and the opening gesture turned out to be like this. The sword's light is like a dragon's pearl, the sword's intent is unified, the sword's power dominates all directions, and the tip of the sword is more handsome than the posture of playing golf.

Ximen's sister-in-law loves Shuai Biao's gaudy apron, and Xiong San must scream like it when he cooks in this set.

"Thunder God's Thousand Hammer Fire Dragon Fight"

"Thunder God's Ten Thousand Hammers Forging Dragon Strike"

"Thunder God's Ten Thousand Hammers Ice Dragon Fight"

"Thunder God's Ten Thousand Hammers Stacking Dragon Fight"

"Thunder God's Thousand Hammers and Stone Dragons"

"Thunder God's Ten Thousand Hammers and Heavenly Dragon Fight"

Surrounded by colorful auspicious clouds, the handsome golden body transforms into a dragon, with thousands of scales and claws, the purple air comes from the east, transforms into nine tunes, the dragon chant shakes the universe, one scale follows, the finishing touch, the sky thunder rhyme

Rumble, rattle

The suzerain Lei Shuai, who was born in Pingdi, was hacked, his face was black, he was foaming at the mouth, his nose was smoking, he scratched the ground a few times with his hands empty, and lay down in the big pit to smoke endlessly.

Pavilion Master Xin desperately jumped down the big pit to pick up the handsome young man who was half buried in the earth, and picked up some iron bars that were bent under him.

The beauty's tender body trembled slightly and said: "Poor baby, sister Keng's sword, I can't bear it. I can't help peeping at my sister, I don't blame you. I also endured your death in Zhengxin Pavilion. But I put my hand in the wrong place, I can't bear it." Can't stop!"

slap!

Shuai Biao was thrown back into the pit. He hit the ground with too much force and was half buried by the soil.

The wind suddenly rose, black clouds billowed, and thunder and lightning flashed.

The baby in the big pit whose bones fell apart and was terrified of being struck by lightning, couldn't do enough to pull the dirt to cover his face, and his buttocks were exposed

The sky above Zhengxin Pavilion was covered with dark clouds and thunder was rumbling again. Wa's heart was broken and she mustered up her courage to say: "Mother of Thunder God and Lightning, don't let thunder and rain come, chop it quickly! Don't scare people!"

Thunder God and Lightning Mother frightened Ban Zhuxiang, and she had no good intentions and went home again, and the sky was calm and breezy.

Women are naturally afraid of thunder, and Hall Master Xin hid behind the door during the thunder calamity, his face paled: "Which immoral fellow Taoist ran here to overcome the tribulation?"

Snoring!

"Fellow Daoist is really wicked, there's no end to it."

Dang!

The door that was just opened closes again.

Snoring!

Whoosh!

Snoring!

The people were so frightened, they were so frightening, they held hands to strengthen their courage, and followed the sound of thunder