Shipborne Special Forces

Big face silly? Well, the big face is a bit silly. But he is not mentally retarded, at least in front of the captain, he will not do the stupid thing of making the captain bait.

And in reality, this kind of thing is not much to learn from, because although the captain recruits the mouse, the mouse will not be close to the captain until everyone sleeps in the middle of the night.

If you are a group of people holding swords, halberds, and axes, they will not be stupid.

Incidentally, some people say that the IQ of a mouse is equivalent to a six-year-old child. What about cats that catch mice? So cats may not pretend to be cold all day long, but they really despise you.

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In this way, the first plan, using the speciality of the captain to ambush the mouse, failed before it even started.

Because the mobile phone has no signal, it is difficult for everyone to check the information. In this case, we can only rely on experience and brainstorming.

Soon, Dadong raised his hand and said, "I heard the older generation say in my hometown that the mouse can only move forward and not backward. So give it a small space that cannot turn around, and it will die after entering Now. "

"This seems to be a solution, but there is still a question, what is a small space, and still a small space that cannot be turned around?" Wang Aiguo raised his hand and asked.

Dadong thought for a moment: "It should be a bottle, such as a drink bottle or something."

"The bottle of mineral water is definitely not good. The mouth is too small for mice to get in." Wang Aiguo suggested.

The crowd nodded, and then Dadong said, "Yes, at least this bottle must be a pulsating bottle."

"But no one in our class drinks a pulse." Twenty yuan said at this time.

After finishing the 20 block, everyone looked at him in surprise. The 20 block was a bit aggressive, what is the situation?

"What do you guys see me do?" Asked the twenty puzzled.

Dadong gave a smirk, and said leisurely: "Our class has no pulse, but there is a nutrition fast line. That twenty yuan, for the benefit of everyone, or you ..."

Twenty: "..."

Old iron, so you guys are following me finally?

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Before going to sea, all classes reported drinks. Fat homes like Wang Aiguo are reported in the Coca-Cola category. After all, a refrigerator is installed, and ice-cola is the coolest drink.

Dadonghe and the captain reported mineral water, for them to drink a little water. Of course, Dadong can still drink some ice water, but the captain is different. His water, if not boiled, will never drink, an absolute health man.

There are only twenty yuan. This product has written a nutrition express line, which Wang Aiguo and others cannot understand. Nutrition Express can still taste good, but isn't it tiring to drink this on a hot day?

But there is no other way. After all, twenty yuan has reached the middle-aged age, and the age of soaking wolfberry in the thermos cup. At this time, even tonics like Liuwei Dihuang Wan and Guipi Wan are normal.

...

In this way, Twenty Yuan watched Wang Aiguo's bandits openly, under the banner of the interests in the group, and began to drink his nutritional fastliness.

"You guys, you are just beasts !!!" Twenty yuan issued a wailing sound.

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After drinking five or six bottles in a row, and empty bottles that were not dumped in the trash can, everyone finally came up with eight empty bottles for nutrition express.

After making the empty bottle, everyone started looking for bait again. At last, twenty pieces of peanuts bought were locked.

Twenty yuan is fascinated again. The group of Wang Aiguo is simply a bandit!

Put two peanuts in an empty bottle, and a simple mousetrap was born.

But soon there was another question before everyone. Where did this bottle go?

"The captain recruited the mouse so much, or ..." Wang Aiguo suggested.

Dadong sneered: "Put it next to the captain's bed, will you? Captain tomorrow will choke you with a three-pointed two-edged fork?"

"But other people don't have the special function of recruiting mice. Let's talk about fat people. Wherever he goes, the mouse will evacuate. It's useless," said his face with a shrug.

After the big face, everyone looked at the big face together.

Everyone stared at him, his face panicked, "You calm down, I'm the most afraid of mice. I've been bitten by mice before. Don't kid me."

"This topic needs to be understood this way, because the mouse has bitten you, and it will definitely not bite a second time." Wang Aiguo comforted.

With a big expression on his face, he wondered, "Why do you see it?"

"This is to say, your face is as big as Mickey Mouse, how can a mouse bite again?" Twenty yuan face said calmly.

big face:"……"

It ’s not that I ’m drinking by myself. You just stare at me, is n’t it appropriate?

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Of course, the former main gun is a democratic collective. If you are not willing, you can raise your hand to vote.

Then ... Big face was voted bait with a high ratio of three to one.

That night, his face looked tremblingly at the eight nutritional express bottles on the side of his bed, and an inner piece of MMP was sent to the old guns.

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Early the next morning, everyone woke up early. As soon as we woke up, everyone immediately saw the bottles to the nutritional express lines.

"How about it? Did you catch the mouse?" Dadong rushed to the edge of the big-faced bed with excitement ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ At this time, the big-faced hands folded, and his whole body was stiff like a zombie. When he heard Dadong's voice, his big face slowly opened his eyes. As a result, the small eyes were all bloodshot.

"God, is it dawn?" Big Face asked with a grimace.

Dadong nodded, then crossed his big face and looked at the bottle inside the big-faced bed.

As a result, the eight bottles were intact, and even the peanuts inside did not move.

"Don't rats eat peanuts now?" Dadong said.

At this moment, the captain jumped up and said loudly, "Well, how can this mouse even steal my tea? Oh my god, my tea is very expensive."

big face:"……"

Dadong: "..."

Twenty: "..."

Wang Aiguo: "..."

Therefore, rats eat people. Some people do n’t even eat mice for nothing. Is this what the legend says, eating you is for your face?

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The next night, the unbelievers increased their "dose" of peanut rice.

Why still use peanut rice, there is no way, mice like fragrant things, and so far you can find the most fragrant thing seems to be peanut rice.

Then on the third morning, the captain saw that the other side of his quilt had also been bitten by a hole. Well, it looked symmetrical now.

On the third night, everyone had peanuts and melon seeds.

On the morning of the fourth day, the captain found that his quilt had been bitten down.

On the fourth night, when everyone wanted to put something in the bottle, the captain jumped up and yelled, "Do you want to kill the rat or kill me?"

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