Shipborne Special Forces

Chapter 384: Haven't you seen the White Snake?

As soon as the old squad leader said that everyone was quiet, the captain touched his chin. After thinking about it for a long time, he slowly said, "But what if the family soaked in the wine just happened? Will this snake go crazy? Rush to avenge their brother? "

"It seems to be true, so let's say something practical. First of all, the easiest way to prevent snakes is to first don't sleep alone. After all, men, some places are close to snakes." The old squad leader said again. .

At this moment the monk suddenly felt cold, yes, he just likes to sleep naked.

Next, we started to think about many ways, but have to say that these methods sound very nonsense.

For example, do n’t you talk nonsense about catching snakes in mouse cages? No rat can catch. Can you catch a snake? Are snakes good for rats? IQ is better than mice?

After thinking about it for a long time, the monk suddenly raised his hand at this time.

Seeing the monk raising his hand, the captain froze. In his impression, the monk was a super mum, and this person generally did not speak. For the first time, he saw the monk raise his hand and wanted to speak.

"Monk, do you have any opinion?" The captain asked in confusion.

"I thought about it carefully. Actually, the easiest way to prevent snakes has already been said in the movie. You should have watched the White Snake Biography, didn't you say it? Realgar wine can drive snakes, so we just need to make Realgar, can you just sprinkle it in the corridor? "

The monk had just finished speaking, and the scene fell into silence for a time.

After a long time, the captain suddenly said, "You have such a good idea, why don't you talk early? You have to finish it early. Are we going to have that meeting today?"

Monk: "..."

This topic is nonsense, haven't you seen such a classic movie as White Snake? Do you blame me if you can't remember it?

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In this afternoon, the captain took the detachment of the Economic Management Committee and went to the small town outside the residence to buy some realgar back.

However, because everyone was scared in a meeting in the morning, there were more realgars.

Originally, it was okay to sprinkle realgar, but recently, the base has issued some requirements on insect and snake prevention and defense. This defense is to prevent those soldiers and young sergeants from sneaking out of the Internet while sleeping at night. .

Therefore, desperately, the repair center decided to wait for everyone to fall asleep, and the director of the repair center took the guard's brothers to check the head of the house.

It was not wrong to investigate people, and it didn't matter much. It was OK from the 1st floor to the 6th floor, but nothing happened, but when the seventh floor where Donghe Jian lived, something happened.

This situation is because the floor of the building is marble, coupled with the recent dryness, the floor is relatively dry, and there is a lot of realgar powder on the dry floor, so the director of the repair center stepped on the floor as soon as he came up On Realgar, then slipped and fell.

Then the big brother took the three brothers of the guard company and rolled straight down the stairs.

On the second day, after everyone learned that the director of the repair center fell down the stairs, the whole building was sprinkled with realgar powder.

I have to say that this realgar powder is really too useful. I won't say if the poisonous snake doesn't come up. Even the repair center can't come up. It's really an insect and snake prevention.

...

As soon as Wang Aiguo left, everyone worked overtime for 7 consecutive days. After 7 days, everyone couldn't bear it and reported it to the captain. So the captain also conscientiously agreed to give everyone a day off.

On the day of the rest, in the morning, when the monk was about to finish his meal and return to the dormitory for a rest, it turned out that 20 yuan came in from the outside with his hands on his waist, carrying a lunch box in his hand.

I'm going to talk about it here. You can choose to cook your own meals in the family building. There are induction cookers and kitchens. But if you are too lazy to cook, you can go to the cafeteria and cook two meals. There is no problem in this cafeteria as long as you give money.

However, when he saw 20 yuan and walked in like a little old man, the monk and the big face showed sympathy for a while.

Thinking of this, the monk came to the side of 20 yuan, held up 20 yuan, and said to him, "20 yuan, are so old, take your time, you break your waist, half a month is not good, you Do n’t you think there is a problem? Go to see it early if you are sick, and make up for it if you have a bad kidney. Do n’t always look like this. ”

"Can you stop talking about it, I have a strain on the lumbar muscles, and it is not good for the kidneys, is there a relationship of half a cent?" Shouted frantically.

"Don't make trouble, people can't walk upright for half a month early. How about you? At first, it was 170 degrees, and now it's almost 90 degrees. You estimate that you will touch your insteps in two days. "Big face stuffed a bun into his mouth at this time, and then ate the bun while eating buns ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~.

At 20, he wanted to refute it. He wanted to raise his chest without saying a word, and proudly told everyone that his kidney had no problems, but it turned out that he had bent again in pain before he straightened his waist.

The monk was right in saying this, it was 180 degrees for normal people to go out. And 20 yuan? At the beginning, the waist just bent a little, that is, from 180 degrees to 170 degrees, but after the gradual deepening of these days, his injury has reached 90 degrees. If he continues like this, his body may be folded in half.

I think everyone here is very sympathetic to 20 yuan, man, really hard.

Looking at the sympathy of everyone, the 20th heart was even more uncomfortable, so I forced my angle to 130 degrees, and then pointed at the monk and big face and said, "Can you stop talking nonsense, what am I doing? Nothing, I have nothing! "

"Well, if you have nothing to say, I have nothing to say. But I'll give you some information. I heard about it two days ago. After the ebb tide here, there are many jumping fish in the mud. I heard that Jumping fish is very good for the kidneys, do you want to ... "

Before the monk said it, 20 yuan cursed and said, "I said it all, shall we not mention this matter? I am not sick and I have no problem."

"Good enough, don't be excited first, so, I'll cook for you first, and we'll take you home after finishing the meal, don't stop talking nonsense." Looking at the twenty dead face, the monk looked alive, and the monk My heart was more sympathetic, so I picked up a lunch box of 20 yuan without a word, and walked towards the aunt who had a meal.

After having breakfast and saying hello to the captain, the monk and Dalian supported 20 yuan and sent him home together.

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