Shipborne Special Forces

The big face was anxious to return to his dormitory, so the first monk cut the big face's toenails.

When Dalian took off his shoes and exposed the unwashed feet, the monk felt that the worldview was about to collapse.

"Me, do I really want to do this!" The monk looked at the big face with tears in his eyes. The tears in his eyes were half angry and half smoked.

Looking at the monk with a big face, he smiled slightly, "Monk, willing to gamble to lose! You know, the Buddha is watching!"

"You're ruthless, then cut that first?"

After the monk spoke, his big face stretched his left foot in front of the monk.

The monk sighed and began to cut his toenails with a pair of scissors.

Soon, the toenails of both feet were cut off. After the cut, the monk wanted to stop working there. As a result, he grabbed him with a big face and said to the monk: "Monk, you said 'full set of nail cuts' "What full set? Even if we are not professional, you don't have to do too many procedures, but you can't just cut your nails!"

"Big face, don't be so excessive!" Said the monk with a sad expression on his face.

"I'm willing to lose!" The big face didn't say nonsense, but just spit out 4 words.

The monk had no choice but to pick up the file and start rubbing his toenails.

Let's be honest, it's not terrible to rub nails for people, but the terrible thing is that the monk's big face on the side rubs his face while exposing his expression.

Let's be honest, a man there Yunyun Yunshu made this ‘ah ah’ voice, really disgusting.

Fighting against nausea, the monk rubbed his nails, and then resentfully.

"Is that all right?"

"I'm willing to lose. It's not enough to say a whole set, that's not enough. Then, if there is a scraper on the side, can you see it? I have paronychia. Please help me to scrape it neatly!"

"Big face, don't go too far!" The monk shouted angrily.

A big face glanced at the monk and said leisurely: "I'm willing to lose."

"Tmd counts you fiercely, don't plant it in my hand next time, otherwise I will definitely kill you!" Said the monk took the scraper on the side and began to work.

I don't know if the shaved face is too stinky or the monk itself has an itchy nose, anyway, the monk suddenly sneezed and scratched.

Then everyone heard a scream.

"what!"

"What happened? What happened?" The scream was so loud that it was heard upstairs and downstairs. Shen Long, who was on the second floor, washed and went to bed, and then hurried after hearing the sound Rushing up quickly.

As soon as Shen Long opened the door, he saw a picture that made him doubt his life.

At this moment, the big face was lying on the monk's bed with his eyes rolled over, without shoes on his feet. Well, this is not the point, the point is that a large face has a scraper on the big toe nails.

Opposite the big face was a monk squatting halfway. At this moment, the monk's picture was more scary, his face was covered with blood, and he was holding a spatula in his hand.

Well, it's the same.

Shen Long rushed in, and the monk turned back and said quickly: "Captain Shen, listen to me!"

"Ten Tortures in Qing Dynasty!" Shen Long screamed, then closed the door quickly, and rushed back to his room like the wind.

Monk: "..."

Everyone: "..."

Your reaction seems to be a little quicker.

...

A few days later, the captain stood on the windowsill and looked at the recruits underneath, feeling very emotional.

It's not good to control the new barracks. It seems that the soldiers under his command are not familiar with each other. As a result, he will leave soon. The reason is still unwilling.

However, there is no way. The recruit camp is not a long stay after all. After all, they have to leave here to go to the company, to contribute to this country, to this army.

Thinking of this, the captain suddenly turned to the political leader who was drinking tea behind him and said, "Speaking back, you have nothing to worry about, and you should pay more attention to the psychological status of the recruits. Recently they are about to join the company, and they must have many ideas."

"That's for sure. Didn't you look like this when we were in the company? We were excited, curious, and scared. All kinds of feelings were fused together," said the political leader with a smile.

Then, when the captain was feeling, suddenly his office door was opened, and a staff member ran over in panic.

"The captain, the captain just received a call from a superior. This time the survey team came in advance, and has now reached the provincial capital. It is estimated that it will arrive here in a few hours."

The staff's shout surprised the big captain and big political leaders nearby.

The captain responded quickly and said quickly: "Then you should quickly prepare for the welcome, welcome the queue, change the clothes and change the clothes, move the instruments and move them over, fast!"

The staff nodded and turned to run, but the political leaders who had not yet left the house added a sentence.

"Notify the captains of the teams to be strict with me in the afternoon training. Who will give me a chance to kill Louzi, and who will kill me?"

Staff: "..."

...

When the captain was too busy, the other Wang Aiguo was eating instant noodles in the dormitory.

When eating instant noodles, he now felt that the monk bought this bowl really well.

In the past, in order to save trouble, he opened the bag directly, crushed the noodles, and poured boiling water into the bag to eat.

It is convenient to eat this way, and there is no need to wash the dishes, but there is still a problem, that is, the noodles soaked out are very broken, can not be clamped with chopsticks, and can only be used as soup.

Therefore, in the case of a bowl, it is better to soak in a bowl.

Wang Aiguo's bowl is also relatively small, and it is usually not convenient to make instant noodles. Now with the monk's large bowl, it is really more convenient.

On the monk's side, he didn't particularly care about Wang Aigo's use of his bowl, washing it and returning.

Soon a bowl of Jintang Fat Beef Noodles was so soaked. After soaking, Wang Aiguo took a bite and then frowned. .

After a while, Wang Aiguo went to the toilet with a bowl, and when he returned, the bowl was already empty.

The monk looked at the strange behavior of Wang Aiguo for a moment, but did not speak, and soon he saw that Wang Aiguo repeated the previous steps, opened a packet of instant noodles, and started to soak.

Of course, this bowl is still Jintang Fat Beef Noodles.

Soon the noodles opened, Wang Aiguo took a sip, and then frowned again. After repeating the previous steps, he took the noodles to the toilet and poured them into the toilet.

After pouring two bowls on his face, the monk finally couldn't help but patriotically said to Wang: "What are you doing? Pour bowl noodles and pour the noodles again. How much money do you have?"

"It's not much money, but there's no way. I don't know what's going on with this noodle. I ate it in sour, oh, it's probably expired. It's really appropriate that the kiosk always sells expired food?"

Regarding Wang Aiguo's words, the monk was also a bit strange. The two bowls were sour for a while, did the noodles really expire?

Having said that, the monk also opened a packet of Jintang Fat Niu Nian and looked at it.

Seeing that the package was not expired, the monk was even more puzzled, so he also decided to open a pack of noodles and try a bowl of soy.

Following the steps in the manual, the monk took a bite after soaking the noodles, but he was surprised to find that the noodles were really sour.

"Ah, this side is really sour!"

"Well, this noodle may be out of date!" Wang Aiguo said flatly.

The monk is a bit strange. In principle, the instant noodles rarely expire, and this thing is in the shelf life, so this taste should not appear.

Thinking that the monk started to check the spice bags here, after a while, the monk screamed.

Wang Aiguo was startled and quickly said: "What's wrong? What's wrong? Is there a bug in it?"

"Understand, I just discovered that the last package of seasoning for this Jintang fat beef is vinegar, so the noodles we eat are sour!"

The monk shook in front of Wang Aiguo with a vinegar dressing bag.

Wang Aiguo was aggressive on the spot. He never expected that there was vinegar in this stuff.

Just in this awkward moment, the door of Wang Aiguo's dormitory suddenly opened.

The monk and Wang Aiguo turned around at the same time, but they saw that the brother who walked in was actually a brother.

"How did you come here, Fa brother?" Wang Aiguo asked in surprise ~ www.wuxiaspot.com ~ Fa brother walked into the dormitory and closed the door, and then said to Wang Aiguo and the monk: "Please pay attention in the afternoon, I just got the team Notice, the investigation team is coming in the afternoon. "

"Isn't it that the investigation team will be here in two more days? Why did it come so early?"

The elder brother spread his hand and shook his head and said, "You ask me this question, and I'm not sure about it anyway. That's the fact, it's coming this afternoon.

Most of the departments have also contacted. This time, instead of leaving immediately after inspection, they will stay here for about a week, watching the final square performance of the recruits, and then checking the final daily training and finals of the recruits. Ceremony. "

After the elder brother had finished speaking, Wang Aiguo nodded solemnly, then looked at the elder brother with a confused look: "So what do these things have to do with us?"

"The brigade department means that you don't get into trouble, especially don't get into the kind of work that sends people to the hospital. At this time, it is not good looking to drive in at 120!"

While elder brother was talking, he looked steadfastly at Wang Aiguo.

Wang Aiguo was speechless on the spot, Ye Di, did he like to send people to the hospital? Are these all irresistible factors? Can you blame him?

"Fa brother, what you said is too ruthless. Many things are hurriedly, hurry up, and just the right time. If you put these pits on me, I have nothing to say, but you do n’t think such conscience Does it hurt? "

The elder brother smiled at Wang Aiguo when he heard these words. Conscience. Will Wang Aiguo say that his conscience does not hurt?

"You talk to me about conscience? Go back and talk to Zhang Sanmu, he is still lying in the hospital now!

Alright, I won't talk nonsense with you anymore. The brigade let me go to a meeting. I'll go first. You can arrange it here! "