Sign In To The Town Devil Division, I Am Invincible In The World

Chapter 16 So I grew up drinking my auntie’s bath water!

Vermillion Bird Street, bluestone paved. Scattered brown moss stubbornly drilled out of the cracks, unwilling to winter.

On both sides of the long street, there are many shops, stalls, tea houses and wine shops.

The vigorous shouting of the vendors along the street filled the whole city with vitality and attracted many young couples. The occasional laughter of the young girls caused passers-by to look back frequently, wanting to find out.

There is also the sound of silk and bamboo orchestras floating from the leaning fence of the pavilion. The melody is melodious, and with the high-pitched singing voice of the exotic singer, it also has a special taste, which makes people listen to it and linger.

Even the patrolling city guard couldn’t help but stay and admire, and then suddenly remembered that he had a mission, and then reluctantly left.

However, under the beautiful and delicious food, Li Yunruo found that his old brother looked like he was wandering into the sky, so he pouted and asked: “Brother, why do you feel unhappy and laugh!”

Li Xiao gathered his mind and replied: “No…”

“Hmph, you are a lie! Is it because I have been pestering you these days, so you are not happy.”

Li Yunruiyao wrinkled her nose slightly, widened her eyes, and said aggrievedly.

“Haha, I can go shopping with such a cute Little Sister. This is a blessing that my old brother has cultivated in his previous life. How can I despise you. Maybe it was a conflict with the Yaozu a few days ago. Didn’t this chest have been chopped a few times? It hurts a little bit…”

Li Xiao rubbed his chest.

In fact, the wound healed on the same day. As for why he is not in good spirits, it is because his sign-in today hasn’t settled yet. How can he have the heart to go shopping.

However, after a few days of walking, he has almost familiarized himself with all the roads in Chengnan District.

“That group of monsters is really bad. Jingzhao Mansion doesn’t know what’s going on. The monsters are making trouble in Chang’an every day, and they don’t catch it.” Li Yunruo pouted, “Brother, do you still have chest pain? You rub it.”

“Oh ha, don’t rub, don’t rub, brother is ticklish.”

“Whee!”

…

After returning from daily shopping, Li Yunruo yawned. He seemed to have inherited his aunt’s genes and became sleepy, so he went back to the boudoir for a nap.

Li Xiao stood alone in the courtyard, feeling the rustling cold wind, and fell into deep thought.

Today’s sign-in is really a difficult problem.

If you don’t secretly go to the Celestial Division, once you successfully mix into the Zodiac Tower, you will be developed!

Not appropriate.

Liu Wudi is the first-rank celestial master who rests with the country. He has been told that he has spent most of his life in the astrological building. How can he escape the eyes of others by trespassing on his own?

As for the palace…

Cough.

You can only think about it from a distance.

The emperor’s Yu Linwei was on duty at the gate of the palace. He was not called to go. It is estimated that he would be chopped into fleshy flesh before he got close to the gate.

On the night of the prince’s rebellion, thousands of soldiers with swords died in front of Black Tortoise. It was almost two months since the bloodstains were still dry.

Ugh.

Shouldn’t it be enough to just find a place to sign in?

That would be too bad.

Not reconciled.

Li Xiao shook his head and sighed. Before I knew it, my eyes fell on the east wing where my aunt lived.

correct.

At this point, my aunt seems to be taking a nap, right?

Do you have a chance…

cough!Don’t think about it crooked!

Haven’t I been very curious about my aunt’s mysterious identity?

If you sign in in front of the aunt’s house, will there be a surprise?

Plop, plop–

Thinking of this, Li Xiao’s heart beat faster and his breath became thicker.

Think of the mysterious prisons under the Demon Suppression Tower, where the unknown third rank martial artist is imprisoned, the primordial spirit of Emperor Hu is suspected, and the woman who claims to be Fox Demon…

The [Thunder Spirit Orb], [Human Emperor’s Qi], and [Demon Binding Rope] obtained from signing in now seem to be the top rewards!

or……

Try?

The worst result is nothing more than a waste of the number of check-ins in a day.

Compared with his aunt’s mysterious identity, Li Xiao felt that he was totally deprived of it.

call–

Li Xiao exhaled heavily and walked towards the eastern courtyard of his aunt…

But when he came to the aunt’s house, he hesitated again.

If the aunt is just an ordinary person, that’s okay. What to do in the future, the rhythm of Life will not be disrupted.

But if auntie really has a lot of background, then where should I go?

Directly reveal the secret of Auntie’s identity?

Still continue to pretend not to know?

Once I have a pimple in my heart, can I still live a family life like before?

Tangled ah……

After wandering for a while, curiosity prevailed over everything in the end.

Li Xiao took a deep breath and made a decision-sign in!

But at this moment, the door of the room suddenly opened with a “creak”.

An arm-thick wooden stick magnified in vain in his eyes, and then fell straight down!

boom!

The wooden stick hit his forehead accurately.

A strong sense of dizziness made Li Xiao directly bewildered.

Damn it, what’s the situation?

Among the major cultivation systems, Wufu’s perception of crisis ranks in the top three, which is three points better than those who have not yet cultivated the Yuanshen.

However, the stick came suddenly without any murderous intentions. The user was his aunt Ye Ying, so Li Xiao was stunned for a while, and then he was hit.

“Auntie…”

He ate a stick regardless of whether it was indiscriminate or indiscriminate. Li Xiao rubbed his head and expressed his grievance.

Ye Ying seemed to have just been out of the bath, with crystal water dripping on the soft and beautiful blue silk.

She put down the wooden stick and said lazily, “So it was Zi’an, my aunt thought you were robbed at home. But who told you to be sneaky and probing, you deserve to be beaten.”

Li Xiao Didn’t know whether to laugh or cry: “Auntie, you are too ruthless to start this. I used to use a broom, but now I use a wooden stick. I have already practiced [Ninth Stage Body Realm] because of you. Knock down with a stick does not directly beat me into a fool.”

Ye Ying looked across with her beautiful eyes, and gave Li Xiao a blank look, and said with earnest words: “This is really different after abandoning literary and martial arts. The energy is too strong and there is nowhere to vent. Auntie understands that you are holding back very hard, but…”

? ? ?

Li Xiao looked at his aunt with a blank face, not knowing what she was talking about.

“But Zi’an, it’s wrong to take a peek. You are Blood Qi Fanggang, the easiest to be controlled by lust. My aunt has saved some savings over the years, and she will give it to you soon.”

“My aunt will go to Sister Zhang tomorrow and ask her to help you find a girl who is the right one… If you really can’t hold back these days, you can go to those places to find a few cleaners to vent the fire… ”

Ye Ying seemed to be talking about a very common thing, without any embarrassment on her face.

It’s just that these words are in Li Xiao’s ears…

and many more.

Auntie, what do you mean by this?

Why is it getting more and more ridiculous?

The corners of Li Xiao’s mouth twitched slightly.

Damn it!

Auntie was taking a shower just now?

Then you misunderstood yourself peeking at the door?

I am dignified, Li Zi’an, known as “a young man with integrity and integrity”. Even the seduce of the Fox Spirit at the bottom of the devil’s tower for a thousand years can be ignored. How can it be a peeking at the aunt’s bath!

“No, aunt, you misunderstood! I really didn’t take a peek, I wanted to…”

Li Xiao argued eagerly.

It just got to the mouth, but I don’t know how to explain it.

Ye Ying smiled knowingly: “Okay, my aunt won’t blame you. Who didn’t come here from when I was young? My aunt knows and will keep it secret for you. But you are here just right, and your strength is just enough to help. Auntie, take the tub and pour it down.”

Li Xiao:…

“What are you doing in a daze, don’t hurry up.”

Ye Ying stared.

Li Xiao wanted to cry without tears.

After entering the back room, the heat in the tub has not yet completely dissipated, and there is an elegant and charming fragrance in the air.

Um.

This is the smell of my aunt…

Nonsence!

Slip!

This is the fragrance of flowers!

Ye Ying didn’t care about Li Xiao’s embarrassment. She stubbornly said, “Don’t waste this water. Pour it into the water tank in the backyard. Auntie can use it to water flowers and grow vegetables.”

Add water to the wooden bucket, which is a few hundred catties larger. Of course, Li Xiao can’t lift it when he replaces it with the old Li Xiao. [Seventh Grade Wen State of Mind] There is nothing wrong with the Confucian students using their mouths to hurt or even kill people, but the strength is not what Confucian students are good at.

Li Xiao is now [Ninth-Rank Flesh Body Peak], struggling to punch down at least a thousand kilos. Lifting a bath bucket of several hundred jin naturally came to grips.

This is also the reason why the major systems are most afraid of being close by Wufu.

Although Wu Fu lacks effective means of killing and attacking, the terrifying explosive power behind him is not a joke.

Li Xiao embraced the wooden barrel with both hands, and when he heard Ye Ying’s words, he shuddered all over, and almost dumped the bathtub.

“Auntie! You watered all the vegetables in the backyard vegetable garden with bath water?”

Li Xiao asked tremblingly.

“Yeah, otherwise, how could it grow so well, big and green. Could it be that you never found that eating the vegetables grown by your aunt herself has never been sick since you were young?”

Ye Ying twisted her plump buttocks and followed Li Xiao closely.

Li Xiao trembled and sweated.

In other words.

He usually eats his aunt’s bath water…

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

Can’t understand it that way.

Bath water should be counted as nutrients.

In the past, uncle farmers used manure as fertilizer to directly irrigate their fields!

vomit–

Why the more I think about it, the more disgusting…

In short, the crops will grow strong in this way. Can’t you say that people grew up eating feces?

Therefore, my aunt used bath water to irrigate the vegetable garden without any problems, and it also carried forward the traditional virtues of people’s diligence and thrift!

and many more!

There doesn’t seem to be a…toilet in my aunt’s room?

Li Xiao craned his neck and carefully observed the layout of the room.

There are no screens.

There is no toilet.

Li Xiao’s breathing increased.

When I was young, I often saw my aunt pick petals to eat. I thought it was a hobby of my aunt, so I didn’t take it seriously.

Now it seems that there is a big problem!

correct!

Will the candy his aunt uses the “Sleeve Universe Technique” to conjure him just ordinary candy?

Li Xiao seriously suspected that it was most likely some spiritual pill to improve physical fitness!

It’s a pity that too long has passed, and my childhood memories have long been blurred.

But now it seems…

Auntie is definitely a little fairy!

The little fairy only eats spirit pill and fruit, not mortal food, so there is no need to go to the toilet!

So……

Which schools will pill refining?

Dao Sect, Tantric Sect, Sword Sect!

First exclude Tantra.

Tantra is a member of the Wu family, so it is easy to distinguish. The aunt is as beautiful as Celestial Immortals, she is a native of the Central Plains at first glance.

Daomen?

It shouldn’t be.

Dao Sect speaks too much, but his aunts are already married and have daughters.

And Li Xiao dared to pack a ticket, Li Yunruo is definitely the aunt’s birth. Although it hasn’t been fully opened, but between the eyebrows, it can be seen that it is seven to eight points similar to the aunt.

Then the answer is ready to come out, the aunt is from Jianzong!

In this way, A Cargo Cheng Shadow Sword can also be explained.

It is said that Jianzong has a sword mound mountain with more than one hundred thousand swords… In the Martial Forest, there are at least 50,000 sword seekers who go to Jianzong every year!

Thinking that he had almost guessed the identity of his aunt, Li Xiao felt a little excited.

Ye Ying swayed and smiled, her eyes were very interesting: “Blood Qi is upwelling, is it possible that you are thinking about something shameful?”

“Ah, no! Auntie, don’t keep teasing me!”

Li Xiao staggered and almost fell the barrel again…