Siheyuan: Crazy old Jia, never take the usual path

A cold light flashed in Lao Jia’s eyes.

The trick of the silly pillar really made him very taboo.

If you are reported to be messing with the relationship between men and women in this era, it is a very serious matter, even if there is no evidence, it is more troublesome to get out, especially affecting the reputation problem.

But Lao Jia did not show the slightest panic in public, but said frankly: “Well, you are welcome to report it, if there is no evidence, I will sue you for slander.” ”

Silly Zhu shouted: “You wait for me, I am not a stupid Zhu if I don’t report you.” ”

Yi Zhonghai and He Daqing pulled him away and whispered beside him: “Are you stupid? Even if you want to report, you must also report secretly, so that he can’t eat and go around. ”

Silly Zhu didn’t say anything, and glared angrily at Lao Jia before going home.

Yi Zhonghai let everyone disperse.

The matter of Lao Jia and Jia Zhang’s divorce is now getting more and more involved, and for a while, he, the eldest master, has no choice, so he can only wait and see.

“Don’t look at it, go home and cook!”

“Scattered.”

Everyone started talking and went home.

Most of them muttered that Old Jia and Qin Huairu were really thick-skinned, and they actually messed around in front of Jia Zhang’s face, which was too exciting, right?

There are also those who scold Qin Huairu for not being faceless.

There are all kinds of sounds.

Lao Jia listened to his ears and didn’t care at all.

People don’t want to face the invincibility of the world, what is he afraid of?

How could they understand how exciting it was to be in front of Jia Zhang’s at that time.

The people dispersed, and Lao Jia was ready to go home.

Xu Damao came over sneakily at this time, raised his eyebrows, and said, “Uncle Jia, you really and Qin Huairu in front of Jia Zhang’s in the hospital…”

Lao Jia said expressionlessly, “Do you have proof?” Want to be beaten by me like a silly pillar? ”

Xu Damao smiled and said, “Then is it true that you tossed around with Qin Huairu at home the night before?” ”

Lou Xiao’e pulled Xu Damao angrily, “What are you talking about?” Hurry home. ”

Old Jia Haha said with a smile: “Yes, go back quickly, care about my affairs so much, it’s better to go to bed early and give birth to a big fat boy.” ”

Lou Xiao’e gave him a blank look, what do you mean?

Everyone knows that the men in her family can’t do it, otherwise they wouldn’t have been married for so many years without children.

Silly Zhu even scolded her hen who couldn’t lay eggs.

Lao Jia didn’t care, and winked at Lou Xiao’e.

Her face was slightly red, and she quickly pulled Xu Damao to leave.

When Lao Jia returned home, Qin Huairu had already got up.

She heard what happened in the courtyard just now, and the reason why she didn’t go out was firstly, because it was inconvenient to move and didn’t want to be gossiped, and secondly, she also believed that Lao Jia could handle it.

Lao Jia sat down and took a sip of tea and said, “Today I cook, you can rest.” ”

Qin Huairu nodded and sat down, and said with a worried expression: “What if Stupid Zhu really reports you?” If you want me to talk to him, he will listen to me. ”

Lao Jia snorted coldly: “No need, I’m still afraid that he will report it?” And I warn you to be honest with me in the future, don’t give me a fuss outside, Laozi doesn’t need you to embarrass people, dare to make me unhappy, see how I clean you up. ”

Qin Huairu lowered his head and said stickyly: “Don’t worry, I will be honest in the future.” ”

“Hmm.” Lao Jia was very satisfied.

Qin Huairu said again: “If that stupid pillar really reports you, you must also be mentally prepared.” ”

Old Jia thought for a moment, having no doubt that Silly Zhu would report him.

What he had to do was unless he begged the stupid pillar not to report it, or the soldiers came to cover the water, but he didn’t want to face either result.

Old Jia was heartbroken, why didn’t he take the initiative to clean up the stupid pillar first?

Sit and wait for him to clean himself up first? That’s silly.

Just do it, Lao Jia already has a plan in his heart.

“This matter, you don’t have to worry, I have a way, don’t ask more about the rest, I’ll go cook first.” Lao Jia got up and went to the kitchen.

Until late at night.

Through the window, the lights in the courtyard were turned off, and Lao Jia quietly went out with a wrench and blade.

The plan to clean up the silly pillar is a two-step process, and the first step is to make him suffer a little first.

Dealing with the beasts and beasts is worse and more shameless than them.

Carefully came to the door of the silly pillar’s house, found his bicycle, first removed the seat cushion and moved his hands and feet, and then gently scratched the leather of the seat cushion with a blade, did not directly scratch it, but drew a circle according to the thickness of the seat tube to ensure that it would be broken immediately after the person sat on it.

After doing all this, the seat cushion is installed again, just to ensure that the seat cushion does not shake in the case of the cart.

But once you sit on it, the stressed seat cushion will sink down, and then the seat tube penetrates the leather of the seat cushion and directly ties the ju, which is the effect that Lao Jia wants.

After installation, Lao Jia went home to sleep satisfied, waiting for tomorrow to watch a good show.

The next day, Lao Jia was not in a hurry to go to work, he waited for the stupid pillar to go out before pushing his car and preparing to follow, to see how he achieved last night.

Before leaving the compound, Silly Zhu threatened: “Old Jia, it’s still too late to ask me for mercy, otherwise your position as workshop director can’t be saved, just wait to cry!” ”

Old Jia smiled and said, “Qin Huairu… Very moist. ”

Silly Zhu: “Wang Eight Calf, you wait, if you don’t clean up, I will follow your surname.” ”

Lao Jia: “Then you quickly call dad.” ”

Silly Zhu glared at him angrily, pushed the cart and left.

Fight and can’t beat, can only use damage to pick him up.

Out of the courtyard gate, walking on the bluestone alley road, the silly pillar first stepped on the pedal with his left foot, and his right foot helped to rush, and then a sweeping leg sat on the bicycle, just the next second.

“Ahhh… Ahhh…”

“Boom…”

The stupid pillar screamed in pain and even the man with the car fell to the ground.

The old Jia in the back hissed, gee! It’s miserable.

“My ass… Yes… My ass. ”

Even if he fell to the ground, the seat tube had not yet been pulled out, so the stupid pillar lay on his side and covered his ass and howled.

Lao Jia hurriedly stepped forward and said with concern: “Silly Zhu, what’s wrong with you?” ”

Silly Zhu almost fainted with anger, and he couldn’t care about the grudge with Lao Jia, and grinned with painful teeth: “You don’t have eyes, do you?” Save me quickly. ”

Lao Jia glanced back and exclaimed, “Oh… How did your butt grow in the saddle? ”

Silly Pillar: “…”