Siheyuan: Crazy old Jia, never take the usual path

If you are capable, you will not be forced.

Lao Jia returned to the house and lay on the bed, and his mind moved and entered the system mall.

These days, he has accumulated about 60,000 merit points, and this time, in order to punish Silly Zhu and Jia Zhang’s clan, even if they all use up, they will not hesitate to use them all.

Then to plan to catch Silly Zhu and Jia Zhang’s bed, the first step must be to find a way to let the two of them sleep.

This step is the most important and the most difficult, which is tantamount to going to the sky.

But it is not difficult for Lao Jia, just need to make a little subtotal.

Under normal circumstances, the young fool must not look at Jia Zhang, who can already be fucked.

But what if there is a blessing of drugs?

For example, the great invention Vigo, whose academic name is Viagra.

In this sixties there must be no Viagra existence, but he has a system mall and what can’t get it?

As long as there are enough merit points, nuclear bombs can be exchanged for one.

It’s so unpretentious and boring.

After some understanding, Lao Jia believed that Viagra imported from the United States had the strongest medicinal effect, and of course, it was also the most expensive, and it needed 50,000 merit value exchange.

Lao Jia did not hesitate to exchange a bottle of twelve.

Under normal circumstances, one capsule at a time will do.

But against the beasts, Lao Jia decided to make six silly pillars and six grains for Jia Zhang’s.

If this medicine works, it is to see that sows can also become Shih Tzu.

I don’t believe that Silly Zhu and Jia Zhangshi can maintain their sanity under such a strong medicinal effect.

After redeeming Viagra, Lao Jia spent another thousand merit points for a bottle of Coca-Cola and orange juice.

The medicine is available, but it is necessary to find a way to make the two of them take it.

So Coca-Cola and orange juice played a vital auxiliary role.

In the face of this fresh drink, the two will definitely try to drink it curiously.

Everything is ready, start tomorrow.

Lao Jia closed his eyes and was speechless all night.

On the second day, as usual, go to work as usual during the day.

It’s just that today in the workshop, Lao Jia tortured the stupid pillar for a day, afraid that Ju would not do heavy work?

Lao Jia arranged manual work for him and let him work in pain.

Dealing with animals and beasts with the slightest softness of heart is disrespect for birds and beasts.

Of course, this is also so that the plan for the evening can go smoothly.

Coming home from work.

Lao Jia called the stick terrier to his side, handed him the orange juice that had been put in Viagra in his hand, and instructed: “Give the drink to your grandmother, you will say that this is a foreign thing that is particularly delicious and expensive, and also tell your grandma that she said that she secretly took it from me, so that she must not waste it, you know?” If you dare to miss a word, Lao Tzu will beat you on the beam of the hanging room for the night today. ”

The soles of the stick terrier were cold, and he didn’t doubt what Lao Jia said, but just asked curiously: “Grandpa, what kind of drink is this?” Why give it to grandma? ”

Lao Jia said, “Why do you care so much?” Let you send it as much as you want, this thing must be done, otherwise you will be conceited. ”

The stick terrier pursed his lips and said, “Grandpa, don’t worry, then I’ll go.” ”

Lao Jia waved his hand and said, “Hurry up, there will be another trip that needs you to run when you come back.” ”

The stick terrier took orange juice and came to the deaf old lady’s house.

Jia Zhang was cooking in the kitchen, and when she entered the door, she saw the deaf old lady, and when she closed her eyes, she thought she didn’t see it.

This little white-eyed wolf had not stolen his eldest grandson’s things before, out of sight, out of mind.

“Grandma…” The stick terrier ran into the kitchen without greeting the deaf old lady.

“Hey! Grandma is here! Jia Zhang responded kindly.

Seeing the stick terrier holding a strange bottle in his hand, which was still a liquid of yellow particles, Jia Zhang was curious: “What is this thing in the stick terrier?” ”

The stick terrier stuffed it into Jia Zhang’s hand and said with a look: “This foreign thing called orange juice is very delicious, and my grandfather doesn’t know where to get it, so I will secretly bring it to you to taste.” ”

Jia Zhangshi’s eyes lit up, worthy of being her good grandson, and knew that he hurt her, touched the head of the stick stalk, Jia Zhangshi said: “What if you steal such a good thing for me to be known by your grandfather?” ”

The stick terrier was active and lied: “Grandma, don’t worry, there are many in the family, grandpa will not find out.” ”

Jia Zhang’s heart was very unhappy in an instant.

If he hadn’t been driven out, not all of Lao Jia’s foreign things were hers, and he was even more determined to drive Qin Huairu away.

Jia Zhangshi smiled and said, “Well, then grandma won’t worry.” ”

The stick terrier specially instructed: “Grandma, you must drink it, don’t waste it.” ”

Jia Zhangshi said, “Okay, grandma will drink it all in a while.” ”

The stick terrier returned home and told the situation again.

Old Jia was relieved that there should be no problems on Jia Zhang’s side.

Then the next thing is the silly column.

Lao Jia took out the coke and handed it to the stick terrier, “You give this to the stupid pillar and tell him to drink it, if you still want to drink it, you tell him where your grandma is different and very delicious, let him find your grandma, got it?” ”

The stick terrier nodded.

With the experience of sending Jia Zhang for the first time, this time it is more handy.

Took the Coke to Silly Zhu’s house, but he was not at home, only He Daqing was at home.

The stick terrier asked, “What about my stupid Uncle Zhu?” ”

He Daqing said, “There is something to go out, and I will come back in a while.” ”

Today, because I did heavy work in the workshop, my tired stupid eyes were a little torn, so I went to the doctor to prescribe medicine.

The stick terrier handed the cola in his hand to He Daqing, and specially explained: “This is the foreign drink I stole from my grandfather is very delicious, specially given to my stupid uncle, when he comes back you must tell him to drink it quickly, don’t let my grandfather know, if it is not enough, you can go to my grandmother, I also sent her a different drink, but it is just as delicious.” ”

He Daqing took the coke and looked at it carefully, how is it black and not slippery like Chinese medicine, will it taste good?

But since the stick terrier says it’s a foreign thing, it should be good.

He Daqing said, “Okay, I promise to bring your words.” ”

The stick terrier left satisfied.

He Daqing waited at home for a while and did not see the stupid pillar come back.

He became interested in cola.

Since it was a foreign thing, the stick terrier said that it was delicious, and he simply tasted it.

He Daqing twisted the cap of the bottle and took a sip.

“Ah…” the cool and refreshing groan made him groan in satisfaction: “It’s really delicious!” ”

He Daqing did not hesitate to take another sip, and then another sip, in this sultry summer, he couldn’t help it, and simply drank it all.

After drinking, he burped in satisfaction, “Good stuff.” ”

As for how to explain to Silly Zhu when he comes back?

He Daqing has already thought about it.

The stick terrier didn’t mean that Jia Zhangshi also had it in his hands, so let him go to Jia Zhang’s hand.