Siheyuan: Crazy old Jia, never take the usual path

The next morning, agitation began in the courtyard.

Because the street office announced that He Daqing and Jia Zhangshi would be paraded through the streets today.

Everyone is full of spirit, ready to go to the streets today, no one wants to miss such a wonderful show.

Last night’s criticism meeting was already very exciting, and today’s street parade will be even more sensational.

Some people rejoice and some people are sad, and the silly pillar is the one who is worried.

After knowing that he was going to tour the street today, he hurried to the street office to find Director Wang.

His father He Daqing was almost beaten to death last night, so he can’t slowly cruise the streets today?

However, the street office did not accept his opinion at all, and the fool could only return with defeat.

The people who were prepared in the courtyard had already begun to go out one after another, and Lao Jia even asked Qin Huairu to take a vegetable basket and take all the rotten vegetable leaves at home, and when he was touring the street, he must remember to throw it on He Daqing and Jia Zhang.

As soon as he walked out of the gate, Xu Damao also walked out on his back foot.

Lao Jia looked back and saw if she saw Lou Xiao’e’s figure, such a lively thing as parading the street, she didn’t come out to make fun?

Lao Jia asked, “What about your daughter-in-law?” Not going today? ”

Xu Damao said with a little lost soul: “Don’t mention it, I’ll go back to my mother’s house in the morning.” ”

“…,” Lao Jia was quite surprised, “Why did you suddenly go back to your mother’s house?” ”

Xu Damao was reluctant to elaborate.

Yesterday, he beat Lou Xiao’e for borrowing seeds.

So I left the courtyard at dawn.

Back to his mother’s house is also clean, even thinking of borrowing seeds, it’s just foolish, who said that he won’t have children?

When he found a suitable woman to have a child, he immediately kicked Lou Xiao’e.

Xu Damao replied casually: “If you want to go back to your mother’s house, you will go back!” ”

Lao Jia’s eyes flashed and he didn’t ask more.

I’m afraid it’s not that simple!

Last night in the square stood behind him for almost an hour.

Lou Xiao’e had long understood his ferocity and was fascinated.

No longer take Xu Damao, Lao Jia got on the car and asked Qin Huairu to go first, he wanted to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau by the way to ask when the divorce certificate would come down, it was five days, the slowest said was a week.

After today’s street parade, Jia Zhangshi will be sent back, and it would be perfect if he could get a divorce certificate today.

On the way to the Civil Affairs Bureau, I have found that more and more people have gathered on the main road.

It is said that although this tour is under the jurisdiction of Hongxing Road Street, it attracts not only residents of Hongxing Road Street, but also residents of nearby Daqianmen Street and Zhengyangmen Street who come to Hongxing Road Street to see the liveliness.

Lao Jia arrived at the Civil Affairs Bureau and learned after inquiry that the compulsory divorce certificate applied for would not be available for another day.

Lao Jia left the Civil Affairs Bureau and rushed back to the street of Hongxing Road, where there were already people standing on both sides of the road, and many people were holding rotten vegetable leaves, soil clods, ten pieces in their hands…

Old Jia shivered, this is preparing to take the lives of He Daqing and Old Jia!

He hoped that the street tour could kill the two of them, and there would be two fewer scourges in the courtyard in the future.

Over time, the parade officially began.

The truck was fixed with a cross, and the two were tied to the cross and slowly drove in the middle of the street.

As the two appeared, the crowd began to stir.

The invective was endless, and the things in the hands of the masses also broke away and frantically smashed towards the two.

“Kill dog men and women.”

“Smash them.”

“Don’t keep dog men and women alive.”

“Smash it all for me.”

“……”

It didn’t take long for He Daqing and Jia Zhang’s bodies to be covered with rotten vegetable leaves.

What’s more, he smashed an egg on the two of them.

Lao Jia saw the pain in his eyes, it was an egg!

Not everyone can eat eggs every day these days, it’s too luxurious!

The two were smashed like down-and-out dogs.

The crowd also surged in the direction the truck was traveling.

Lao Jia followed the crowd unhurriedly.

There were even more melon-eating people who did not know the truth and asked the people next to them how He Daqing and Jia Zhangshi got together.

Among the versions are diverse, Lao Jia listened to the level of rumors, Nanbo Bowl.

While walking, Lao Jia met He Yushui, who was in tears, standing on the corner of the street crying!

Lao Jia walked over and handed over a pack of breeze napkins.

He Yushui was stunned for a moment, because he didn’t expect to meet Lao Jia, and even more because he had never seen the paper he handed over.

Lao Jia said: “This napkin is soft and intimate, you wipe your tears!” ”

He Yushui said displeased: “Don’t use your things.” ”

If Lao Jia forgave his father, he would not be punished by the current wandering street, how could she have no opinion about Lao Jia?

Lao Jia himself took out a piece of paper and reached out to help her wipe her tears, and said: “As for hating me so much? Your dad should be held accountable for doing something wrong, and why did you run away that night? Women don’t all like big things, what are you afraid of? ”

He Yushui was ashamed and angry, took the paper in his hand and wiped his tears, and said angrily: “I want you to take care of it, anyway, my father has been paraded through the streets now, are you satisfied?” ”

Lao Jia said, “Not satisfied, I want you to help me stud.” ”

He Yushui’s small mouth opened slightly, this is on the street, there are so many people coming and going, how can Lao Jia say such shameless words?

He Yushui roared, “How can you be so disrespectful to people. ”

Lao Jia shrugged and said, “You have seen me all, you are not responsible, not more disrespectful.” ”

He Yushui is angry and funny, what is the logic of this?

It is clear that he bullied himself.

Who makes the behemoth so scary.

“You go, I don’t want to talk to you.” He Yushui turned his head and stopped paying attention to him.

The corner of Lao Jia’s mouth grinned, slapped on the PP, and hooked the trend, and fled with a meteor in big strides.

He Yushui’s whole body was numb, and there was electricity running through his body.

What just happened?

Long!

Returning to his senses, He Yushui screamed.

“Ahhh… Bastard Lao Jia…”

The parade lasted more than two hours before ending.

Old Jia originally thought that the street office would send Jia Zhang and He Daqing back to the Red Star Courtyard.

As a result, he was stopped halfway by the people from the street office and said that Director Wang asked their family members to go to the street to do a trip and take the people back by the way.

Lao Jia called Qin Huairu to go to the office of Director Wang of the Street Office first, and he had not yet seen the silly brothers and sisters coming.

Director Wang said enthusiastically: “The sensation caused by this criticism and street parade is very good, and thank you for the cooperation of your families, you can bring people back now, you are not divorced yet, so the responsibility is still on you.” ”

Lao Jia said, “Then we will take people back now.” ”

Director Wang asked the two of them to take them to Jia Zhang.

When he saw Jia Zhangshi lying on the ground who did not look like an adult, he was stunned!

Is this still human?

(Today’s fifth more sent, there is later, ask for flower tickets)