Siheyuan: I am a natural disaster, turn myself in at the beginning

Chapter 106: Something Really Went Wrong with the Rocket!.

The launch of the beautiful country is broadcast live, and in addition to the TV, the radio broadcast of the eastern country is also broadcast in real time. The group of birds and beasts in the courtyard are sitting around the radio at this moment, listening to the real-time broadcast on the radio.

After hearing the people on the radio and introducing the circular aircraft of the beautiful country, they all became excited.

“Circular flying machine? UFO-shaped? Beautiful country has black technology again! ”

Second Uncle Yan Bugui said excitedly. The eldest man on the side was also particularly excited.

“This beautiful country is better than our eastern cattle!”

“Look at our eastern country, don’t talk about flying machines.”

“We don’t have a few planes.”

“Look at the people again!”

“Boom! Boy! It’s all going to heaven now! ”

“This thing, they are beautiful country, it is estimated that there is more than one!”

The stupid pillar who didn’t understand anything on the side followed suit.

“That’s not it.”

“It’s a shame for me to be an Easterner, and it’s a beautiful country, that’s really developed! Just forget about the good life, and so much high technology. ”

Qin Huairu also quickly echoed.

“Some time ago, what is that Ye Tian, and said that he wanted to engage in an interstellar war plan.”

“We don’t have a fart in the Eastern Kingdom, and we still have a Star Wars fart!”

“Look at the beautiful country, the aircraft is about to take off!”

“That’s the Star Wars plan, we’re the planet beating plan!”

“If I want to say, we have to quickly run from the eastern country and go to the beautiful country to live.”

“In a beautiful country, they live a life.”

“We live like a dog in the East Country.”

As soon as these words came out, everyone fell silent.

This Qin Huairu has no culture, how can he still scold himself! It even scolded this group of birds and beasts in the beast yard! Yan Bugui said unhappily.

“Qin Huairu, if you can’t speak, don’t talk.”

“Nobody takes you for a dumb.”

“Just listen.”

Yan Bugui said this, paused, and then said.

“The new aircraft launched by this beautiful country has never been heard of before.”

“This time it’s actually in the shape of a disk.”

“It’s not better than the aircraft that was rumored to have been developed before.”

“If you don’t get it right, you can really unify the whole world at once.”

“At that time, maybe we will also be beautiful Chinese.”

“You don’t need to run to a beautiful country.”

After saying this, the birds and beasts of the entire courtyard cheered.

“Long live the beautiful country!”

“Really? That’s great! ”

“And this kind of good thing?”

“Hurry up and wipe out the Eastern Kingdom, let’s be a beautiful countryman!”

A beast is always a beast.

Even the land that gave birth to him and raised him was forgotten.

What is extravagant is not destined to end well.

If they knew their tragic end, I am afraid they would not be so shocked. The other side.

The rockets of the beautiful country have begun to be loaded and fueled. This is also the final preparation.

Apparently ready to launch.

His Majesty the puppet of Sakura Country watched this scene in front of the black-and-white television. Just as I was happy, the TV suddenly went black!

The puppet jumped to his feet in a hurry, waving his paws and babbling blind chickens. The people next to him hurriedly stepped forward to see what was going on.

A good black and white TV, why can’t you watch it? But after repairing for a long time, it was not repaired.

One by one, they are confused.

Just when everyone was at a loss.

The mustache official who received Ye Tian before has come back to his life! I saw all the big leaders tinkering with the TV there.

He could see at a glance that this was the same situation as just now!

He didn’t understand it before, but after watching Ye Tian’s operation, he felt that he could do it! Quickly screamed strangely and said.

“Your Majesty, don’t worry!”

“I’ll fix it! I will fix it! ”

This is an opportunity to perform! So many big leaders were present.

None of them will fix it.

If you fix it yourself, isn’t it showing your face? When the time comes, the promotion and salary increase, is it not stable? Before Ye Tian casually shot twice, it was repaired. He just needs to learn Ye Tian’s appearance and shoot twice!

Seeing that the mustache had come back to life, the puppet still called himself to repair in his mouth, nodded, pointed to the TV and said.

“Hurry up, hurry up!”

“I’m watching the Venerable Beauty Country launch aircraft!”

“Don’t delay me watching TV!”

“It’s repaired, I’ll be greatly rewarded!”

As soon as I heard that there was a reward, my mustache’s eyes lit up! It seems that it is difficult to get promoted today!

The mustache quickly used his panicked limbs together, and crawled to the side of the TV with a rolling belt, wanting to express himself quickly. After climbing next to the TV, the mustache happily slapped hard twice on the back of the TV.

Since it was the first time to repair a TV, plus I was very excited. The mustache did not master the strength well at once.

These two slaps went down and directly shot the TV set apart!

The TV clicked, and the shell fell off, revealing the circuit board inside. There is even white smoke inside!

When the puppet saw it, his nose suddenly became crooked!

“You idiot!”

“How can we have something stupid like you in Sakura Country?”

“Your life in the world is all a humiliation to our cherry blossom country!”

“I can’t watch TV anymore!”

“Go outside and commit suicide by seppuku yourself!”

The puppet angrily pulled out the long knife on his waist and threw it in front of the mustache’s eyes. People with mustaches are stupid!

He had obviously seen Ye Tian repair it like this before!

How come to him, it won’t work! What the hell is going on here?

The mustachioed people are scared silly!

I originally thought that this promotion and salary increase were certain. I didn’t expect to break the TV directly.

Also disturbed the puppet to kneel and lick the beautiful country. That’s a big crime!

Although this crime was very large, he did not expect to be directly given death! As the saying goes, the king wants his subjects to die, and the subjects have to die.

A backward country like Sakura Country still practices this outdated theory. The mustache is 10,000 reluctant in his heart.

But the puppets all spoke. How dare he not listen?

Besides, if he resists.

His family may all have to pay for his actions! Mustache’s anxious tears came out.

Looking at the long knife on the side, the mustache cried. Picking up the long knife with both hands, he knelt down to thank the puppet.

“Your Majesty Xie gave death… Woo hoo…”

After the mustache finished speaking, a handful of snot and tears went out.

Naturally, it was impossible for him to cut his belly in front of the puppet, but went to the yard.

With more than ten minutes of painful screams, the mustache finally died in the yard. That miserable state of affairs is not to mention how miserable.

And the other side.

Pretty Country sent to the Great White Fleet of Sakura Country. The captain was also listening to the radio at the moment.

The first mate on the side said with a smile.

“Our beautiful country is going to shine this time!”

“The Mao Bear Country, which has always competed with us, has not developed any flying machines until now.”

“There was no movement at all.”

“And our craft is now going to space.”

“By the time we occupy the moon, it’s too late for them to come to space!”

The captain nodded and smiled.

“Hahaha, that’s right! My dear friend. ”

“This time our flying machine is in the sky.”

“We will completely unify the sky!”

“Any country that wants to launch a spacecraft, we will shoot them down in space!”

“By that time, the entire Blue Star, only one of our country can go into space.”

“You’ll just wait and see.”

“The era of our beautiful country is coming!”

When the first mate heard this, he jumped up happily.

I don’t know where to take out a bottle of wine and smile.

“This is Rafi ’82.”

“After a successful launch.”

“We’ll have to celebrate.”

When the captain heard this, he laughed along, just laughing and laughing, and his face froze.

He glanced at the date of manufacture on the bottle, and then glanced at the first mate like a fool.

“You idiot!”

“I thought it was Rafi in 1882.”

“What about Rafi from 1982?”

“It’s the ’60s!”

“You idiot!!!”

“How can we have such an idiot as you on board!”

The captain angrily threw the 82-year-old Rafi into the sea on the spot.

The first mate’s face was red and white when he was scolded by the captain, and he didn’t know what happened in his heart, and muttered in a low voice.

“Isn’t Lafite produced 20 years later also Lafite?”

“As for making such a big fire?”

I have to say that except for a few elites in the beautiful country, the IQ of the people below is really quite touching! Almost no different from retardation.

Often make some bizarre moves.

I’m afraid this is also why he is the first mate, and the smarter person can be the captain. After listening to the muttering of the first mate, the captain couldn’t help but shake his head.

Previously, he planned to wait for his promotion and promote the first mate to captain. Now it seems that it is better to find someone else.

The captain shook his head and spoke.

“Okay, today is a happy day…”

“You go to the kitchen and get a bottle of champagne.”

“Stop taking out your own private wine!”

After a while, the first mate brought a bottle of champagne and handed it to the captain. The captain took the drink and spoke.

“After the celebration, we still have to focus our attention on this mission.”

“Our target this time is Ye Tian.”

“We must get this genius from Sakura Country to our beautiful country.”

The first mate took the stubble after listening.

“Is this Ye Tian really so important?”

“If you want me to see it, it’s not that smart.”

“If only it were that smart.”

“How could it be so easy for us to get his blueprints?”

“If I want to say, even if we don’t catch Ye Tian, it won’t affect anything.”

“Just go to the East Country and steal his blueprints when the time comes.”

The captain looked at this idiot in front of him, and for a while he didn’t know what to say. How did he not find out before, this first mate is such an idiot.

The captain said more or less speechlessly.

“This is the national strength of the Eastern Kingdom.”

“That’s what made us successful.”

“It has nothing to do with Ye Tian himself.”

“But this Ye Tian is indeed a little stupid.”

“Last time we invited him to our beautiful country.”

“They actually rejected us.”

“Okay now.”

“We got their latest flying machine in the Eastern Kingdom.”

“He himself is not so important to us in the short term!”

“After all, a design and project like this can’t be done once in a few years.”

“Our demand for Ye Tian is also a matter of a few years later.”

The first mate nodded as he listened. Apparently didn’t understand much.

The two were talking.

The sound of a countdown to a rocket launch came over the radio. Launch site.

The huge broadcaster shouted the countdown to the surroundings.

“10！”

“16！”

“！！”

With the sound of the countdown, the sound does not stop.

The journalists who have long gathered around the side take crazy pictures of the launch site!

“Our beautiful country is really great! The first country to go to heaven! ”

“Our rocket, this time should become one of the greatest projects of all mankind!”

“When our beautiful country aircraft goes to the sky, the whole world will be ours!”

“So happy! This time will definitely succeed! I’ve already even written the article for the celebration! ”

The launch of the rocket, even in the future, has a certain chance of failure.

But people of that era, where did they understand this!

Some journalists have even prepared celebratory articles and are waiting for the rocket to be launched!

The reporters were excited, and some ordinary people who were far away were also excited to hold the national flag and wave it in the distance, wanting to witness the great 4.6 of history and beautiful countries!

In anticipation, the countdown has come to an end.

“！！”

“！！”

“！！”

“Ignite!”

“Launch!”

Huge flames, ejecting from the bottom.

After the flames hit the ground, they rebounded, and the bottom of the rocket was instantly surrounded by flames. That look startled everyone.

Before he could be surprised, the rocket had slowly lifted off.

Under the huge impetus, the rocket slowly flew up. The flames that surrounded the bottom of the rocket before also slowly faded.

This is due to the fact that the entire body of the rocket is coated with fireproof materials. All this was expected by the scientists of the beautiful country. The people around said with trepidation.

“It scares me to death! But it looks like everything is going well! ”

“That’s for sure! We are the most technologically advanced country in the world! All this should be expected by scientists! ”

“How could something go wrong? That’s a multibillion-dollar project! ”

“Trust our scientists!”

“That’s not right! Why did this rocket start shaking violently? What is it shaking? ”

Just when everyone thought that safety had been successful, the rocket began to shake non-stop. Even from a distance of several kilometers, the rocket can be seen shaking significantly.

Everyone was puzzled.

“What’s going on? Is it not flying? ”

“Our flying machine won’t have an accident, right?”

“It should be okay, it should be fine, don’t you see he’s continuing to fly!” As long as it is flying, there should be no problem! ”

“Don’t be surprised, let’s trust our country’s scientists!”

Everyone said everything I said, but everyone had no bottom in their hearts and didn’t know what was happening.