Siheyuan: Thank you Yi Zhonghai for not accepting discipleship

Chapter 114 After drinking this bowl of pimple soup, I will directly pull your anus off!.

With the arrest of Jia Zhangshi just now, the farce of hooligans in the alley finally ended. As a suspect and a victim, Silly Zhu was very depressed.

As soon as he returned home, he buried his head deeply in the pillow, and his whole body felt as if he had lost his soul. I thought that a good day for his stupid pillar was coming tonight!

But I didn’t expect that the person I met in the alley tonight turned out to be Jia Zhang?!

Stupid Zhu couldn’t figure it out, obviously the letter was placed at his door, how did he turn his head and collide with Jia Zhangshi? What made Silly Zhu most sad was that he had mistaken Jia Zhangshi for Qin Huairu just now, holding it and nibbling it all the time.

In the end, if he hadn’t been stopped by Jia Zhang’s throat to “catch hooligans”, I’m afraid he would have been kept in the dark like this tonight!

The stupid pillar was numb, and it felt like he had lost his innocence.

“Who am I provoking and who am I messing with?” Isn’t the person who came Sister Qin? How did the good end become Jia Zhang’s? Wang Baegg, Lao Tzu’s first kiss! ”

Silly Zhu was in tears, lying on the bed and crying into tears.

However, although the silly pillar is fragile, it still leaves a trace of vigilance. This matter is as Li Yi said just now, it is very strange.

Although Silly Zhu and Li Yi did not deal with it, he agreed with Li Yi’s statement tonight, and he was likely to block the knife for him. became Li Yi’s scapegoat.

Thinking of this, the stupid pillar couldn’t get angry.

“Special! Uncle and Jia Zhang’s big night don’t sleep, why come up with such a bad idea? Lao Tzu of the pit is not even in the mood to sleep now! As soon as I close my eyes now, all I think of is Jia Zhang’s pig face! It’s disgusting! ”

The silly pillar vented his anger at the pillow like crazy, and punched it hard. But even so, the anger in his heart could not be quelled.

At this moment, a knock on the door suddenly sounded.

“Bang bang!”

“Is Silly Pillar at home? I’m your grandpa! Open the door for me! ”

Hearing the knock from Yi Zhonghai outside the door, Silly Zhu suddenly came to his senses. He didn’t know how to vent the resentment in his heart!

Unexpectedly, Yi Zhonghai actually sent it directly to the door?

Seizing this opportunity, the stupid pillar can fiercely clean him up! However, the stupid pillar did not dare to do too much.

After all, his relationship with Yi Zhonghai is here, if he really makes Yi Zhonghai a good villain, he will definitely not be able to tell by then.

“Let’s see what the eldest master wants to do first!”

Silly Zhu didn’t think much about it, got up and went to open the door.

With a “crunch” sound, the silly pillar pushed the door open.

In the blink of an eye, he saw Yi Zhonghai appear in front of him with a grin.

“Uncle, it’s so late, why did you come to me?!”

Silly Zhu suppressed the anger in his heart and pretended to be calm and asked Yi Zhonghai.

Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai saw that Silly Zhu’s attitude was good, so he opened his mouth and said, “Silly Zhu, isn’t my stomach hungry?” I thought of coming to your house to order something to eat, all the things in my house went into the stomach of Jia Dongxu’s kid, and I couldn’t get anything to eat this big night, so I could only come to you to see! ”

Before Yi Zhonghai opened his mouth to explain, he deliberately left a mental eye.

He knew that this kid Silly Zhu and Jia Dongxu would not deal with him, and if he directly confessed to Silly Zhu that he was here to help Jia Dongxu ask for a late-night snack, he would definitely not agree.

Therefore, Yi Zhonghai lied that he was hungry, so he asked Silly Zhu for food this night. Hearing this, the fool’s thief’s eyes suddenly turned.

Want to eat? That’s okay! See I’m not packing you up today! Otherwise, I’m sorry for my stupid first kiss!

So, Silly Zhu pretended to be enthusiastic and said: “Uncle, you come to my house first and sit, I will go to the kitchen now to prepare a night snack for you!” ”

“Good, good, good! Thank you so much, silly pillar! ”

Yi Zhonghai didn’t expect Silly Zhu to agree so crisply. He was worried just now that the stupid pillar would not give it.

Since the stupid pillars have said so, then this matter can be regarded as settled. Without saying much, Silly Zhu went directly to the kitchen in front of Yi Zhonghai.

The stupid pillar has thought about it, and he must let Yi Zhonghai rise and rise today. Otherwise, how would he raise his head in front of Yi Zhonghai in the future?

Although this old thing is not deliberately aimed at himself, but he is stupid to be unlucky to this extent, is it not reasonable to retaliate against him Yi Zhonghai?

Silly Zhu smiled and began to rummage in his kitchen. It’s too easy to do what you eat!

Silly Zhu casually turned out a few rotten vegetable leaves, and took out the rotten eggs at the bottom of the press, intending to use them all at once. Although this rotten egg smells stronger, don’t forget that he used to be a cook in a rolling mill.

If you want to cover up this stench, it is not a matter of minutes?

However, if these things are eaten in the stomach, even if they do not go to the hospital, they will definitely have to be pulled for the whole night. Such a punishment is just right for Yi Zhonghai!

The more Silly Zhu thought about it, the more excited he became, and then he processed the prepared tattered ingredients one by one, and soon mixed up a night of pimple soup and served it to Yi Zhonghai.

“Uncle, I made you a late-night snack, you can eat it while it’s hot!”

Silly Zhu smiled and put the bowl in front of Yi Zhonghai, pretending to be enthusiastic to him. Yi Zhonghai didn’t expect the speed of the stupid pillar to be so fast.

In the blink of an eye, he actually made this large pot of pimple soup. I have to say that there are really two strokes of the silly pillar craft.

Although they are all made of tattered ingredients, they smell and exude a fragrance. Yi Zhonghai was a little gluttonous, but he still held back and didn’t move his chopsticks directly.

He made an excuse and said to Silly Zhu: “Silly Zhu, it’s not too early, and Uncle won’t bother you to rest!” I’ll take this soup home and drink it slowly, you go to bed early! ”

Saying that, Yi Zhonghai brought the large pot full of pimple soup, turned around and walked out the door. Seeing that Yi Zhonghai was leaving, Silly Zhu suddenly felt a little disappointed in his heart.

Originally, I wanted to watch Yi Zhonghai finish eating in front of him, but now he let him go? However, the silly pillar was not discouraged.

Anyway, as long as Yi Zhonghai can drink the soup, when the time comes, it will be diluted! So, Silly Zhu didn’t say much, and sent Yi Zhonghai away with a smile.

After coming out of Silly Zhu’s house, Yi Zhonghai quickly walked towards the house with a pimple soup. Before he came to the door, he could already hear Jia Dongxu’s shouting.

“Yi Zhonghai, where did you die? Lao Tzu is starving to death! Hurry up and bring me a late-night snack! ”

Hearing Jia Dongxu’s complaint, Yi Zhonghai frowned, and he couldn’t wait to cut this guy by a thousand cuts.

However, he still held back his temper, put on a smiling face to push open the door, and personally put the pimple soup in front of Jia Dongxu.

“Dongxu, don’t worry! Didn’t I go for you to prepare a late-night snack? And lo and behold, what is this?! ”

“Pimple soup? Such a fragrant taste, Yi Zhonghai, where did you conjure this from?! ”

Jia Dongxu didn’t expect Yi Zhonghai to have this cooking skill.

Living in Yi Zhonghai’s house these days, although he can eat meat every three to five, Yi Zhonghai’s level is very bad. Basically, there is no difference between spoiling ingredients.

But this pimple soup is deep in his heart.

Hearing Jia Dongxu’s question, Yi Zhonghai pretended: “Dongxu, this soup was specially brewed for you by me just now!” Drink it while it’s hot, go to bed early in a while, let’s not toss tonight! ”

Yi Zhonghai borrowed flowers to offer Buddha, and in order to let himself sleep well tonight, he lied that this soup was prepared for Jia Dongxu by him. Hope to make Jia Dongxu quiet for one night.

Hearing this, Jia Dongxu smiled: “You still have a little conscience!” When I finish the soup, let’s go straight to sleep! I won’t toss you anymore! ”

“Good to say, good to say!”

Seeing that Jia Dongxu was finally dealt with by himself, Yi Zhonghai’s hanging heart finally let go. Yi Zhonghai held a bowl and a spoon in one hand.

He scooped up a spoonful and gently fed it into Jia Dongxu’s mouth.

Being able to drink such a hot pimple soup in the middle of the night, Jia Dongxu felt warm in his stomach, and the whole person seemed to be a lot more comfortable. With three or two efforts, a whole bowl of pimple soup will see the bottom.

What Jia Dongxu drank was called a satisfaction.

After drinking the soup, I didn’t forget to lick my lips, recalling the taste just now.

“Dongxu, since the soup is finished, let’s go to bed quickly!” It’s not too early, I have to go to work tomorrow! ”

Yi Zhonghai put down the bowl and said to Jia Dongxu pretending to be kind.

Hearing this, Jia Dongxu nodded: “Okay, you go and turn off the lights now, I should also rest and rest!” ”

“Good! Then let’s rest early! ”

Finally dealt with Jia Dongxu, Yi Zhonghai’s heart was overjoyed.

It is not easy to be tortured by Jia Dongxu these days, and Yi Zhonghai is the time to lack sleep! Finally, after Jia Zhang was arrested, a rare quiet night ushered in.

Yi Zhonghai was moved by pleasure.

But he turned around and was just about to turn off the light, when a pungent stench suddenly burst out of the house.

“What does it smell like? Why does it smell so bad?! ”

Yi Zhonghai put down the movement in his hand, quickly covered his mouth and nose and turned his head to look.

At this time, Jia Dongxu also seemed to smell the smell, and also poked his head around to look around.

“What’s dirty? Yi Zhonghai, is something broken at home? Why does this taste so disgusting!? ”

Jia Dongxu could not find the source of the smell, so he could only put his suspicions on Yi Zhonghai’s body.

But where else can the Yi Zhonghai family have things?

All the food at home went into Jia Dongxu’s stomach alone, and even the mice in his house were unwilling to come. How could something go bad?

Yi Zhonghai was also puzzled.

Suddenly, a bad premonition came to my mind.

Yi Zhonghai looked at Jia Dongxu with a hustle, and cold sweat suddenly broke out on his forehead.

“Dongxu, you won’t be pulling thin, will you!?”

“Pulled thin? Are you kidding? Unless there’s something wrong with the pimple soup you gave me, how could I cry just after drinking some soup? Jia Dongxu lay on the kang and replied with great eloquence. ”

In the end, pull thin or not, just look at it?

Yi Zhonghai stepped forward with a frown and lifted Jia Dongxu’s quilt.

In the next second, his expression seemed to freeze. The quilt, the sheets, the clothes, and even the special pillow were stained with Jia Dongxu’s.

The whole bed was made smelly by Jia Dongxu. Seeing this scene, Yi Zhonghai was immediately dumbfounded.

He stood there stunned, unable to say a word.

And Jia Dongxu was also puzzled at this time, because he was paralyzed, and he didn’t feel it at all.

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai did not speak, he also became a little anxious: “Yi Zhonghai, what’s wrong?” Hurry up and talk! ”

“Dongxu, you pulled!!! thinning again”

Yi Zhonghai almost gritted his teeth and said so to Jia Dongxu.

As soon as these words came out, Jia Dongxu was also numb.

“Special! Lao Tzu is ready to go to bed in the middle of the night, and you tell me I’m termoura again? Yi Zhonghai, what exactly did you feed me just now?! ”

Jia Dongxu roared at Yi Zhonghai with great effort, and he was very upset. However, where did Yi Zhonghai dare to answer his question?

I could only hurry to pack up the sheets. This quilt is dirty like this, it must not be used anymore.

And this sheet too, which is stained with all Jia Dongxula’s, has to be thrown away directly. This pillow can still be used for washing!

But on this cold day, who can wash Jia Dongxu’s pillow in the middle of the night? Yi Zhonghai sighed in his heart while cleaning up the bed for Jia Dongxu.

After being busy for a while, just when Yi Zhonghai thought that he could finally relax a little. At this time, another stink came.

Yi Zhonghai seemed to have a premonition of something.

Looking back, it turned out that it was Jia Dongxu who pulled the kang again!!!

“Am I!”

Yi Zhonghai hemp!

He just changed the sheets and bedding for Jia Dongxu! Why is it pulled again now???

“Yi Zhonghai, Lao Tzu’s stomach, why did it suddenly hurt? I didn’t feel it before! You hurry up and knead me! ”

Just when Yi Zhonghai was stunned and couldn’t say a word.

Jia Dongxu’s face suddenly twisted into a ball, as if he had regained a little consciousness, and shouted loudly for Yi Zhonghai to come over. Hearing Jia Dongxu’s call for help, Yi Zhonghai did not dare to delay and hurried forward.

However, before Yi Zhonghai put his hand on Jia Dongxu’s stomach, he heard a thunderous sound in his ears.

“Boom!”

Turning my head to look at the sheets again, there was another splash of gulls and herons! Yi Zhonghai didn’t hold back and spit it out directly.

And Jia Dongxu was still quarreling half to death because of his stomachache at this time.

“My belly! My stomach hurts so much! Yi Zhonghai, you hurry up and find a way for me! I’m dying! ”

Jia Dongxu dragged Yi Zhonghai to death, and had to let him think of a way.

But this big night, where did Yi Zhonghai go to buy an antidote for Jia Dongxu?

Besides, Yi Zhonghai didn’t know how Jia Dongxu’s good manners became like this? Before the sneaking thin, it won’t hurt my stomach!

Could it be that bowl of pimple soup harmed???

Yi Zhonghai suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.

But at this moment, Jia Dongxu scolded furiously again: “Yi Zhonghai, you hurry up and give me death!” Lao Tzu’s stomach was dying of pain, and early the next morning, at the gate of the courtyard, a gray figure suddenly appeared. ”

This is Jia Zhang.

Since being taken away by the police overnight yesterday, she has been interrogated all night without sleep.

Jia Zhangshi was angry, he obviously paid the money, but why did he make a fuss like this? This breath, Jia Zhangshi can’t swallow!

“Damn Li Yi, I blame you for everything! The old lady didn’t close her eyes for one night! You wait for me! ”

Jia Zhang gritted his teeth and vowed in his heart to make Li Yi look good.

However, before that, she still had to go to Yi Zhonghai’s house first to see how Yi Zhonghai took care of Jia Dongxu last night. Although he only left for one night, Jia Zhang was still not at ease.

After all, without Yi Zhonghai living in his own home, who knows if this old guy will abuse her son? Jia Zhangshi didn’t think much about it, and directly kicked open the door of Yi Zhonghai’s house.

“Dongxu, mom is back! Mom came to see you! ”

Jia Zhang stood at the door and shouted this sentence at the house. But in the next second, a pungent smell came to my face. As strong as Jia Zhang’s, he was disgusted by this smell. I didn’t hold back, and I almost vomited.

“Yi Zhonghai, are you making biochemical weapons at home? It’s disgusting! What about Dongxu others?! ”

Jia Zhangshi frowned and said this to the room.

But in the next second, Jia Zhangshi’s expression suddenly changed sharply.

Looking around, I saw that Jia Dongxu, who had a pale face, was lying on the kang like a dead man, weak. And beside him, stood Yi Zhonghai, who was trembling.

“Yi Zhonghai! What happened to my family Dongxu?!!! ”